Hutt Slaya Leia (Patreon)

In honor of our Princess, our General, our Leia... the magnificent Carrie Fisher.

Music: "Polk Salad Annie" by Tony Joe WhiteIf y’all haven’t been out in the galaxy too much,I’m ‘on tell ya a little bit about it so you understand what I’m talkin’ about itNow, out there we got us a big ol’ gangsterLooks kinda like a giant slug‘Cept it ain’tEverybody calls it JabbaThe HuttUnh!Now,  I used to know a girl down there,She got capturedTryin’ to save her boyfriendFrom bein’ wall decorBut she did all right

Well, a long time ago and far awayBefore Darth Vader came to fameAlong came a girl, I swear to the worldMade that Vader look tame

Hutt Slaya Leia,Hutt Slaya Leia,Everybody said she can’t be ignored,‘Cause her mama fell in love with a Sith lord.

Mean, vicious Vader.Sinful.

Now, every day she’d be in the Imperial Senate,They thought she was a real hellionBut they didn’t know that behind the scenesShe was leading a galactic rebellion

Hutt Slaya Leia,Already she’s a playa,Everybody knew how far she’d go,‘Cause she even bossed around Han Solo.

Wretched... Hive...Of scum and villainy!

Well, she was captured by Jabba,He put her in a harem gownBut she used that chain, cut off the air to his brainAnd the mighty Jabba went down

Hutt Slaya LeiaYou haven’t got a prayaDon’t get our Princess in a dither,‘Cause you know the Force is with her....

Senator,Princess,General...

Bad ass woman.

Drowned in moonlight...Strangled by her own bra.