I want your song titles! (Patreon)

The song ideas you noted a few weeks ago are quite good -- but, for some reason, nothing is zinging my strings.

Then I saw a FB post by Tim Crist, a.k.a. Shoebox, suggesting his typical blend of madness as track titles for an album by Insane Ian Bonds.

And I thought, "What a good idea to rip off! I haven't asked for title suggestions since The Last Hero On Earth!"

So: give me titles to a song you'd like me to write and record. Make it as crazy, or not, as you want.

Thanks!