Can you eat it? (Patreon)

It was supposed to be a simple guessing game.

Adrian decided honesty was more fun.

Every answer was technically correct. Unfortunately. 😌

Adrian: Okay, go!

Elias: Can you eat it?

Adrian: Not in the usual sense.

Elias: What does that mean?

Adrian: It means under the right circumstances, eating it isn't impossible.

Elias: So it's not something people eat regularly?

Adrian: No.

Elias: Is it expensive?

Adrian: Very. And money still wouldn't guarantee you get it.

Elias: Does it need preparation?

Adrian: Depends how impatient you are.

Elias: What are you laughing at?

Adrian: Nothing. Go on.

Elias: Is it something you'd order at a restaurant?

Adrian: Absolutely not. I wouldn't eat it in public.

Elias: What's so funny?

Adrian: Nothing. Keep going.

Elias: Is it messy?

Adrian: It can be, if you're enthusiastic.

Elias: Sweet or salty?

Adrian: Usually neither.

Elias: Usually?

Adrian: Depends what you've been doing.

Elias: Soft or hard?

Adrian: Depends where. Some parts are soft. Some are definitely harder.

Elias: You're enjoying this far too much.

Adrian: Very much.

Elias: Have you eaten it today?

Adrian: Not yet.

Elias: Do we have it in this room?

Adrian: We definitely do.

Elias: I have no idea what you wrote.

Elias: You were misleading me from the first question.

Adrian: I answered every question honestly.

Elias: What are you doing?

Adrian: Testing the answer.

Elias: And?

Adrian: Definitely edible.