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Jessi

My 60 year old father refuses to fly because they once took his favorite pocket knife because he didn't have time to run back to the car and wait in the security line again (which, tbh, sounds like it was entirely his fault.) He almost got kicked out of line anyway when he started waving his pocket sized copy of our declaration of independence. (You know...freedom from tyranny and all that. Which is super ironic to think about now.) But, yeah, anyway. Sucks when TSA takes your shit. I once lost a really good bottle opener because of the corkscrew. I just forgot it was in my bag. I had both kids with me and I was fucking exhausted, so I just told the TSA guy to keep it and let it go.