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Jeremy Ball

"What do you imagine that thing smells like?" Despair. And vleegelgang poop. Love the smear frame. Also the word smear shouldn't be used too soon after poop, I now realise.

Fitzy

Why does the fish monster have such nice legs

metrocube

Monster is giving me big Berserk vibes

T

The fish monster reminds me of "Gyo" by Junji Ito. Must smell like death.

Rion Boom Crabhands Keon

GM: ...so the Giant Smoke Eel has entangled the Commoner woman and will reach her in one round. She's on the ground, so you'd have to unmount before you can attack with your sword, which would cost you another round. Elka is in Concentration, so can't spell on the eel. I mean you could *throw* your sword, but remember that your arm... Player (Ev1l Em1l): I tell my familiar Pantoffel to bite the Smoke Eel. GM: What. Player (Ev1l Em1l): 2d8 + 4 piercing damage. And an extra roll because it's a Surprise Attack. GM: *flicks through rule book* ...fine... Player (Ev1l Em1l): *rolls* GM: What... Ok. The Giant Smoke Eel is dead. *silently throws a whole monster sheet into the bin with 5 new handcrafted Giant Smoke Eel Feats and Attacks*

Duke BG

The fish monster is a clear reference to those "strawberry fish" snacks from much earlier chapters

Colin Suess

Clearly, it smells like your office after your coworker over-microwaves leftover fish tacos with kimchi. 0:50 vs 5:00 makes a world of difference.

Noxae

There's something about that KRONCH that's intensely satisfying. Not sure if it's the font, the fact that it's cut in two, the little bits coming off it... anyway, love it, Pantoffel best girl

The Clag

A mountain of dead fish and human bodies rotting on a florida beach in August, but somehow it also smells like burning metal.

Mister Scarecrow

Fish, hot roadkill, excrement and sea water. Like someone hucked a bunch of fish guts and animal offal into a shallow tidepool in the morning and this is what we'd be smelling at around 3pm in high summer after the pool is more fouled cast-off than water.

SET

Cool

Sharpeslass

Who's a good boy!? Pantoffel is a good boy!! Yes, he is! *ruffles saddlehound ears*

Sharpeslass

Decades ago I went with a friend to retrieve some things (including a kitten who would become my dearest companion through 19 years, six state-to-state moves, and one bad marriage) from her former apartment. It was a Tucson summer: 107 degrees. The power was off and someone had left raw meat in the fridge (or the dustbin). It was a thick, almost sweet smell that seemed to coat your tongue when you breathed in. My eyes were watering, and I kept having to run outside to avoid being sick. It's the worst thing I've ever smelled. I imagine this is similar, but with hot metal garbage skip notes.