The Lobby: Haunted Mansion (Patreon)

Tasha and Keith came away from Disney's second attempt to translate its Haunted Mansion ride to the big screen wondering if they'd be able to talk about it for a full 20 minutes. As it turns out, there's plenty to say about this "not obnoxious but rarely actively good" movie, from the way it stacks a talented, recognizable cast inside a shapeless story overcrowded with antics — and the way LaKeith Stanfield manages to stand out nonetheless — to whether there's any trace of director Justin Simien to be found here, and to what degree it's even possible for a filmmaker to leave their stamp on a movie based on a ride.