DIY Beachwear: The Body Paint Blunder (Patreon)

Kuina: "Hina-chan?! What in the world is that getup?!"

Hinako: "I totally forgot my swimsuit at home... 💦 So I gave myself a little custom paint job! Do you think I can pass it off...?"

Kuina: "It's a dead giveaway thanks to those aggressively perverted, high-beam nipples! And your bottom half is literally melting away from your own lady juices! March straight to the convenience store and buy a real swimsuit right this second!!"