He Can't Help Himself (Patreon)

Mistress Cereza: Did you really make a post just so you could create a thumbnail image for the "poll" category?

James: Yup.

Mistress Cereza: You're ridiculous.

James: What? There was no other way to do it! Patreon gives you no ability to assign a thumbnail manually.

Mistress Cereza: Oh my god... You're so OCD! You couldn't just let it be?

James: It is my attention to detail that makes me both a good writer and a good business man.

Mistress Cereza: Licking my ass and taking my strapons is what you're good for.

James: Yes, Mistress.

Mistress Cereza: "Mistress Speaks" coming soon. Stayed tuned, all you hungry bitch boys and naughty Dommes out there!