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Protection and comfort - sfw? (Patreon)

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2025-11-25 21:30:11
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2025-11
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no one was hurt in the making of this short film.. im also being dumb dont leave pls :\

like i said lots of editing on a silly audio please dont leave just needed something to get the juices flowing so i could create more things <3

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✧𝒦𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑜𝜗᭪

CINEMA!!!! ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!! I know you said you were being silly but this actually cooked.... Unagi 👊🏽🙏🏽

✨Ames✨

Ok I admit I’m a sucker for a protector so I was fully invested, then crying laughing, then worried, then relieved. Full epic hero’s journey, two enthusiastic thumbs up! 👍👍 (Also I wonder if you’d like the movie Nobody)

annapanda🧚‍♀️

Mr David you are funny!! I laughed so much so Sammy woke up and stared at me☺️ also it was sweet and when you say “you are never too much” I keep rewinding cause is so nice to listen to🥺

Starr Gurrl

This was the absolute best thing ever and I’m literally not joking! My cheeks hurt from smiling so hard, 🦸‍♂️ a superhero!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙌🙌🙌🙌

Grace P

okay this is hilarious but also really sweet and i loved it 💀🥰

purrfectlywittle

Sound effects - epic! Yelling at baby to stay in the room - hot! Keeping his princess safe - 🫠 Loved everything about this audio 💕

𝓐𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪.

LMAO THIS WAS LIKE A FEVER DREAM DAVID WTF😭😂 i'm fucking crying at "throw me my nunchucks"😂😂😂😂😂

queerlittlefox

"my sensei Ross Geller" the funniest thing ever😭😂

Petal

I stayed up late making pies, and I’m gonna listen to this to go to sleep😀👍

✧𝒦𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑜𝜗᭪

.. I just listened to this again while cleaning my kitchen and full on started shadowboxing as I cleaned lolololololol this was such a fun audiooooooooo

Meru-chan

Voice acting was so good I imagined you surrounded by ninja stuffies trying to capture the princess. Then after you slayed the final boss stuffy his mask slips off his face revealing it was MR. STUFFIE THE WHOLE TIME 😨 #alternateending PS I just KNOW this has amazing bloopers too and it is a crime not to share them 🙇🏻‍♀️ Also who the heck would leave after listening to this?! Poppycock 😤

Kate Crnjanin

BRO I LAID DOWN TO SLEEP AND NOW IM CACKLING

purrfectlywittle

I went to grab my nunchucks and they didn’t sound half as cool. Maybe I’m doing something wrong 😂

✧𝒦𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑜𝜗᭪

I don't even have nunchucks 🤣😭 I was using wooden spoons. But they also didn't sound the same. Maybe I cab string song sippy cups together 🤔🍼

Ghausia

Hi this was awesome? I mean yes, it's stupid but that's not bad because it's cute and it's funny and I thought this was bedtime material but I got so excited about the backstory instead. I genuinely loved this, also appreciate that it's swords and not guns because that sound can be really triggering for folks who grew up in conflict areas. We love you David and we wouldn't ever leave over this audio. We'd ask for a Part 2 and bloopers (no for real, what's the life he left behind. The people demand answers hehe). Loved it so much 💖

Petal

This is so fuckin goofy and I love it😭😘

Tarte

I'm CACKLING at this - wth xD omg this is peak

LexiAngel91

I have stumbled upon this audio while making my way through older ones. 😂🤣😂🤣