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If you dont prefer the front left burner (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-17 00:02:36
Imported:
2026-01

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On your stove then you're a little weirdo

Comments

C F

My left or its left? lol on my stove the front right burner is the fastest to get hot and largest one.

Starr Gurrl

Lmaooo I mean the right burner has its uses

Ghausia

No but if you're frying something or cooking a salan (what you'd call a curry) then the oil and masala will spit and pop out and make a huge mess even if you use a medium flame, so you have to use the back left burner sometimes even though the front left is supreme, and that's sad.

✧𝒦𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑜𝜗᭪

1. I'm quirky NOT weird 😊 2. I overutilize the front right because it's the beeger one BUT the front left gets plenty of attention (it's where my teapot lives)

Meru-chan

I’m a righty kuz it’s RIGHT >:p

V

Color me weird 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

AudioGasm

whaaaaaa your stove is lopsided :O

AudioGasm

yeah theres obviously dedicated spots for certain foods but front left is superior mhmm mhmmm

AudioGasm

trueeee but for like boiling water maybe

AudioGasm

whoa you also have a lopsided stove :O

✧𝒦𝒾𝒹𝒹𝑜𝜗᭪

Truuuuuu.... That's what I get for living in the mountains. Everything is wonky. Hopefully I'll get a gooder one when I move there 🤞🏼🤞🏼

V

My seasonings are on the right side of my stove.

Pinkpanther

I think everyone else is burning their food tbh…they just don’t wanna admit it

AudioGasm

must be an east coast thing tsk

Sami

Liiiiisten Linda, I would usually agree but the way my kitchen is set up, it’s gotta be bottom right 🤷🏾‍♀️

Petal

I agree I agree

AudioGasm

mhmm mhmm because you've ascended to a higher plane of existence

AudioGasm

time to renovate the whole kitchen (:

annapanda🧚‍♀️

Hey that’s rude D: on my stove that spot is biggger than my frying pan I never use it!! but I don’t have a gas stove I’m a little scared of them okay >.<

AudioGasm

waaaaaah anna you also have a lopsided stove :O and yeah sometimes i leave the gas on a little to long and pooooooof boooom fire goes bloawapojsd

Miss Jooody 😘

Hey I may be weird but im the bestest cooking weirdo I know 🤭 if it's not the right it ain't right 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

Liz

Front right girlies unite 💛 it’s in the perfect place - closer to where you prep and in the perfect spot for the fridge/sink/stove triangle.

AudioGasm

ill be the judge of that send me some food (:<

AudioGasm

no unions ):< i forbid any and all stove preference unions

Cece

I’m with you girl, front right all the way

Grace P

front right is superior 🫢

Shannen

YES. The front left burner is the good burner. I might be biased because I am left handed; but still.

Grace P

i’m right handed so idk it feels better to me heh

cami ♡ ⸝*⋆˙⟡

I’m hella late asfff. But truer words have never been spoken. But my front left burner knob thing broke so now I’m scared to use it bc idk if it’s on or off and I’m scared ima burn the house down or sum 💔 so I have to use the right one unforch >:c