Would you Rather?!... (Patreon)

If you're sensitive stop reading.

Would you rather watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life

Orrrrr....

join them once to stop it.

Would you rather have dick fingers

Orrrr...

Vagina ears

Would you ratherrrr have a dude put you on your back twice a week no matter where you are or what you're doing (you could be with your family or giving a presentation) and fuck the shit out of you in front of everyone

Orrrr

Ride a dildo bike for a 100 miles and the dildo is covered in sand paper, penetration speed depends on how fast you're going and the terrain is extremely hilly

Would you rather suddenly develop taste buds in your asshole

Orrrrr

Suddenly develop sentient nuts that try to escape your sack and they're like homing missiles to the nearest sharp object.

Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your car

Orrrrr

Fight a lion twice a year and if it kills you, you respawn.

Let me know if you want more 🤭