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The highly anticipated return of the TrueAnon Tip Line is here. We listen in on your tips, gossip, blind items, and wild ideas about some of the worst people in the United States government (and more!)

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Quinn

Third

Joelio

If you know why my wife left me, hit the tip line!

ChigBungus

Folks who work in meteorology get top secret clearance as a result of the access they get to special satellite imagery. So maybe you just some real weather heads listening.

Ryan Fox

The Puerto Rican joke got me I will admit

K Money

YC don't you ever stop laughing.

Maxwell Kent

Yung Chomsky representing shy pee-ers everywhere let’s go

Your Mum

YC I’m with you!!?? Shocked that men designed urinals to have cock and balls out in the open air …. Seems a little …

Austin Williams

YC is absolutely right about airports being horny places.

Kamran Husain

liz if i couldn’t bet on golf i wouldn’t be able to afford to subscribe

Tim

YC airport comment 100% true

Isaac

Happy 420 to Yung Choomsky

Noah

Just the Tip Line

Hermit Hero

I pumped my hands in the air when I saw this. God bless

Sam Zeng

Having sex in a airport is the most disgusting idea possible. I feel like a cattle while im in the airport. Also if you are shoot above 100 you should cheat while golfing so you are not slowing down the pace of play. As you get better like below 90 then you should keep score or not its up to you.

Jolly east

The Puerto Rico joke was incredible

Andrew

Liz on point with the TSLQ content

Matt C

Clasico The popcorn thing is the most truest.

Joe

Episode 420 woahhhh

Thomas Silva

I've got a tip for you. (derogatory)

Andrew

Yung Chomsky gf soft launch

Brian Long

Tesla FSD and auto driving is just low wage off shore people remotely driving the car using all the cameras on the car. Same bullshit set up as Amazon’s no checkout stores.

T

NervusChomsky

Egg B

I love this level of Cory Booker gossip, people please keep calling

Noah Mingus

Thank you for the 7's tip, YC

MC

Who is the Nerevarine?

Beth

Lansing, Michigan got our first axe throwing place in 2016? It was just a warehouse and they advertised it as BYOB. To everyone's surprise, it stayed open for a couple years. I think we even made it to Deezus and Mero (not in the good or cool way)

NYCM&AHole

Highway rest stops are more for serial killers to find victims

Gallo Altanero

Calling in with an RFK and Doc Oz tip soon.

Tyler

The trump golf thing isn’t a secret. There’s literally a book written about how much he cheats at golf, “Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump”. I haven’t read it though, I can’t read.

Jeremy

Confirmed

Alexandria

I've thought they're all on amphetamines imo easier to get and stronger at high doses than modafinil.

Cale

Could you imagine how terrifying Elon in a baby fur suit talking baby to you would be? Like in a dark room baby talking with his face bathed in black lights. Horror movie level.

Vincent

Corey Booker is really good at fucking if he could get someone to do that more than once.

Chas Padunski

Hegseth is a freaky Calvinist. Specifically he’s a Rushdoony guy.

Brian Ward

5'4" brace chilling with a 6'8" guy is the start of a modern day David and Goliath farcical comedy

NYCM&AHole

But that Larry Craig loved it

Sam Zeng

Absolute sicko shit

Bent Mind

Viagra has been used for cognition. People don’t really do it anymore but docs might be loading him up with everything possible.

B P

“Glenn a-little-too Close” going unacknowledged is criminal

AL

Is there a cocksman Patreon tier yet?

Enkinanna

TSA: the sexy airport

——

Something a lot of people don’t realize is there is no golf course at mar a lago.

Tim U.

The first Trump call is just from the country club episode of The Simpsons

j

We love an emphatic yung chomsky

Lewis

vapor ware not vapor wave - check out dreams west for vapor wave

Tyler

This question is for Liz and YC, is Pendleton a cool fashion brand?

hole

YC is wrong about urinals but right about airports. I can piss wherever with whoever and airports are strangely sexual.

Liam Farley

Not a khajit that's for sure

NYCM&AHole

Don’t be a nobb, Albert

TrueAnonPod

Pendleton is a clasico maker — can't really speak to recent seasons but I have several vintage items from them that are stellar. — YC

Jacob Moynagh

Has anyone pointed out this is episode 420 yet?

Jeremy

Cory Booker meeting women in anonymous airport lounges like he’s Tom Delonge meeting military generals

Ian Firstenberg

Standing with YC on the pee anxiety. It all stems from the trough urinals at baseball games

Ant koz

I want Liz’s take on the 2002 western conference finals game 6 really badly …

lyn

grindr style

Tan Tan

I also cannot pee among other people. I once failed a drug test for a job because my stage fright was so bad and I literally could not bring myself to pee and failing to give a sample is a fail.

Ant koz

Also Rick Reilly who wrote the back page article in sports illustrated for years that was often a great column, wrote an entire book cataloging dozens of people who golfed with trump telling laughable tales of his cheating… many people report he acts like he’s in a hurry the whole time and cheats constantly, if you watch a clip of him play he doesn’t even watch his ball after he hits it, just turns and heads to the cart in this cocky ass way. He looks like such an insufferable douche bag. Someone famous I can’t recall who said that he hit what he thought was the best shot of his life, but couldn’t see the ball from the tee box. When he got there his great shot was in the sand and trump was putting. The caddy later told him that he watched trump pick up his own ball and throw it onto the green and then picked up his opponents ball that was a foot from the hole and throw it in the bunker. Wonder if he feels bad about it?

Norbur

Ever week you guys remind me I need to stop drinking and stop using social media. It's really healthy

MCL

Just the tip line

Nick

Didn’t get an email about this ep so it was a very pleasant surprise to see it on the Patreon application 🙏

FA

The story itself was pretty messed up so no disrespect meant by this: Brace saying "We had to fight this evil guy" was really fucking funny.

Gato gris

Shout out hot dog johnnys. Liz a jersey girl now

Morgan

I was shown a video by trump loving family members that their friends took of trump while he was on the same golf course as them. Hes on the green and hits the ball with in 6 feet of the hole then he picks up his ball. The guy taking the video even says “thats a pretty big gimme hahaha”

Antipaganda

It's all those planes with beautiful girth/length ratios (always count from the wings forward)

Mood Slut

“Frisson” ok is YC single

Virus

Brace doing a bit of a Norm Macdonald on the cold open

Vincent

I can see why they wouldn't want to do this, but an advice line episode would be crazy entertaining

Horseloverfat

Pee pee shy boys of the world unite

Seth Aronovich

Hegseth is a nazi in the same sense as Richard Spencer, a weird narcissist who supports the Zelensky regime ruling Ukraine.

Seth Aronovich

If Hegseth was a Rushdoony guy, he wouldn't be a filthy 'christian' zionist. Rushdoony was very critical of those heretics. When he wrote "Zionism: A form of National Socialism", it wasn't- whatever you might think of theonomist types and 'fascism'- praising the zionist entity.

Egg B

Need a TrueAnon mug

Luis

Need an episode of brace talking about Morrowind lore pls thank you

Chas Padunski

I just mean that he’s a Reconstructionist. Rushdoony is usually regarded as among the most influential of its early proponents. I’m sure many contemporary Reconstructionists are Zionists.

Julia

Hot Dog Johnny's love bc it will forever make me think of my grandmom and pop pop

Natalie

Ugh I wanted to submit something fun I've been making it about trump fundraising texts but work made me postpone 😭😭

Mango Bolsonaro

On the real, it is depressing how callous the average American has become. An entire nation full of vitriolic hate. Hate to feel like a Luddite but I genuinely wish we could tear it all down and start over sometimes.

Ghostly

I’m so tired of people applying a kind of joking “we’re all fucked” tone to anything serious nowadays. Nobody says what they mean, nobody has a an affirmative plan of what to fucking do, and everyone is way too afraid of being seen stating a genuine belief. The right has none of this shame because they embrace their freaks and they are winning. Idk maybe some freak embracing, perhaps some freak abiding is necessary.

Andy Warden

Thank you for sharing the peeing tip yung chomsky!!! 🙏 💧

Noah

Tim donaghy full episode when

PoppyBusch

but but but but but but

LOAF

Confessions of a Democrat Skooma Eater

phoebe L

I ❤️ mug talk

Pigeon

Loved you guys pretending not to know the name of the gay hook-up app. Great bit!

Jess

I hate that the DIRTY MEDIA was telling me that Trump was about to kill Joe and Mika just like Putin ALLEGEDLY killed Anna Politkovskaya. Deeply unserious all round! oh and as a tip a relative met Corey Booker and he had "flirty bisexual vibes" but nothing happened!

Cole Sheridan

I can’t access my fucking pension now bc I fucking lost the key to the presidential penis cage

No Hippychick

Why no Bechtel series, TrueAnon? I can’t figure it out—their story’s got it all and just keeps giving. And you Bay peeps.

The former junkyard hoochie daddy

Furries are the absolute perfect example of how fucked we are as a culture. Half these dog fucker freaks like to say “oh it’s a subculture not just a sex thing.” so you’re telling me you’re going to the dog fucker orgy and getting no play? Embarrassing.

wavylady

ngl hearing yung Chomsky say “it could always be the last time” stirred something in me

Antipaganda

I really enjoyed Mug Talk. Old people represent!

Wes Rich

Talk about cozy and Classico; chef’s kiss to Liz’s Elon rant

elizabethonline

My late tip line contribution is that one of the ppl running to replace Matt Gaetz is Ashton Hayward, the former MAYOR and heartthrob of my town ❤️ every time you bring him up in conversation with a local, there’s a guarantee someone will mention his handsomeness. Everyone has a memory of running into him at some point and experiencing the blindingly bright veneer smile. His son was apparently ruthlessly bullied by his high school tennis team. Ashton is also dating or married to an elegant, platinum bob-having Belgian model and when I once ran into them in the ice cream aisle of Publix, we discussed the keto diet (Ashton is a fan)

Wes Rich

No shit I keep meaning to call that in. It’s right there.

Quasimoto Miyamoto

Yung Chomsky I just want to say that I think what you did was incredibly brave and that I feel seen

materialistgirl

Yesss trueanon mugs for thé holidays please

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

Liz - you would absolutely love golf. And yes, Trump one hundred percent cheats at golf. Most old men I know respect him for that and it makes them laugh.

Zzz

I love the business-ified psychoanalysis talk about golf. Surprise surprise Trump cheats

S H

Thank you, YC. It has been appropriately celebrated 🫡🍃💨🔥🍁

GG Allin Dulles

When zoomers talk about Five nights at Freddy's that's what I picture

oxela

He’s also virulently anti Muslim like in an unhinged way beyond normal levels of baked in Islamophobia we usually see

Axel H.

I agree with YC about the liminal frisson of airports. The fact that I’m always a combination of nervous/excited at one is part of it 😳

eduard karpoev

I remember getting in a CRAZY argument about if being a furry is about sex/sexual with a furry saying it wasn't and I completely memory holed that until Brace mentioned that

Claire Simon

I’ve been saying “it’s all love” a lot lately and it’s your guys’ fault

Corey

Morrowind mentioned!

Kane Shirley

Ive delivered candy from a movie theater to someones house before doing uber eats

Alex

Shy bladder kings rise up

ploob

Superannuated

Selecao9

Candy is truly psychotic because it’s not even unique like popcorn. It’s the same box at walgreens

Nosreffej

In my head, Cory Booker is the lawyer in Fleabag season two

Seth Aronovich

That's because he's a zionist, not any kind of Christian (which he, as a zionist, is not).

Eric

Also super pee shy here. When I have to use the urinal I do bad math, usually multiplication (3x1=9, 7x8=6, 14x2=19, etc) I do this until I hit upon the magic “pee” number.

y ᴀ ᴎ ᴄ y

Wait wait how is the Trump golf thing new to all 3 of you! It's been heavily reported on since the early 90s and one of the first memes of 2014 after he announced

Earl Harbor

One time when I was on suboxones I door dashed food from the bowling alley

Josh

How is Brace still saying the R word?

People's Housing Project

I don't think YC has ever missed. He's a sniper that only takes shots he knows are gonna Gallagher the shit outta someone's head

Corey Reynolds

Why is Liz wondering why there’s no #resistance this time around? A couple of episodes back she correctly predicted that there wouldn’t be one if trump won this time. Also, I’m indifferent about Bill Simmons. I get that he and Boston sports fans are annoying and that Woodstock 99 doc apparently sucked. But what is behind Liz’s hatred of Bill Simmons?

Louise

So my mom has late stage alzheimers and I've been out here helping my dad take care of her since she had a stroke in January and I decided to put this podcast on while doing her massages and Brace, you made her laugh (with the wtf kind of Christians are these people line). Thank you.

T

Plenty of people still say retarded

Ahstin (she/her)

Felt Liz at the end. I'm so fuckin sick of these slimeball pieces of shit

sir peepus

yeah I can’t believe he dropped the hard R

Jay Robinson

Need a full NBA deep dive Liz, bring Adam back on

Oliver Crane

I love women, I think they're great They're a solace to a world in a terrible state

Jawn Feddermang

ChineseX is a great Racial Jake Pamphlet

TrueAnonPod

No disrespect if someone named Kane Shirley delivered me candy I’d probably have a schizophrenic episode. Its a candy name

Eric

Horned for Furmerica, no matter what Brace says

Kane Shirley

its a candy ass name, can't feel disrespect after nearly 3 decades of being called candy kane at this point

Pol Pot

Chiming in on the stimulants conversation: ampheramines constrict blood vessels which is why you can’t get hard on them. No way that a higher dose would get a guy rock hard all the time, especially an 80 year old. He’s probably on some vasodilators that cause it

Pol Pot

Also Bryan Johnson looks like Albert nobbs

Alli

Epstein is the mascot, obvi

Josh

Yes punching down is always funny too

Anne-Claire

Please make gay guy ✅ mugs

ResilientBastard

A nice pot of tea / after breakfast / that’s Liz espresso

Harv

best(and saddest) ep yet

Tim O'

I want one to bring to work so that my coworkers can find out why I'm kinda fruity with it

Shoshamabinladen

i feel like they always keep the best ones for themselves

Harv

abt a year ago using social media and even just any exchange of digital text started making me physically ill. i’m so much happier w/o the phone glued to my hand but im waiting for more ppl to snap out of it too but it’s only increasing exponentially at a lightning fast pace !! yay !! what a time to be alive !! 🥳

chronye

liz saying golf is getting trendy like she aint leveling up financially

Chapo Bath House

Liz's delight at anything that reminds her of Zeus News is so cozy

Shiv

Requesting a Caffe Lorenzo In Memorium mug ☕️

Moises Asbez

I relapsed on weed before listening in ❤️

Shiv

That’s pretty flattering

Sean Wilkinson

@y'all for real please read this!! I'm not a doctor, but I am pretty sure erections are caused by a muscle relaxing enough to let blood through the tubes. Biden could be so old and frail that he doesn't have the musculature to prevent boners on blood pressure med. I got too buff cycling and couldn't get hard for a while. Keep this on the down low.

George Mitri

That point started by Liz about social media acting as a potent greenhouse for politics-sine-qua-politics - chefs kiss.

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

I dont feel this way but he annoys a ton of people. He got really really smug when all his success coincided with the Boston sports dynasties. Definitely was insufferable for a very long time but I think has aged out of it

CK

What does fresan mean

Uso Dayo

“Trump of a labia” is right there guys

Inertial Observer

My grandmother spends the winter in Palm Beach and has heard similar stories about Trump cheating from several different Mar-a-Lago members. Apparently he once literally picked up his ball and moved it while playing with Jack Nicklaus

I D L

Jesus fucking Christ Liz don’t start your personal news sentence with the phrase “I’m gonna leave…”

Geronimo

“Have a sun also rises”

Santiago Perera

I can confirm that movie theatres have begun to put concessions on food delivery apps, at least in the UK. It's the most decadent thing I can imagine a normal person doing

gocka

A plus morrowind joke

Dylan

Opus dick was right there... Brace is losing the juice

I D L

Tone of this feels crazy on re-reading. 🫢🤗

ohnoitsthefuzz

Pharmacist here. Everyone is so ready to blame medication for "oHhH he gets No-apparent reason boners" and "uHhH he wanders off like he has brain damage." Brace nailed it. Biden fucks. Statistically speaking (and I am a Doctor of Pharmacy), Biden have big ass hogs. Jill is rockin that hog all day erryday and it's rendering Biden useless and incapable because all the blood in his body is in his swingin bat. Dr. Jill Biden, a fake doctor, is not her husband's greatest cheerleader, she is actively working to sabotage and destroy him. This is Arsenic and Old Lace, but the arsenic is JILL BIDEN'S PUSSY.

Blank

They also make textiles like blankets

Blank

“And balls” (!) not sure that’s by design

Doug Cartel

Love to get a crusader cross tattoo on my arm to remind me of all those years I wasted in the iraqi desert jacking off in an MRAP and torturing randos for literally no reason "I loved wasting those years being a total piece of shit in a pointless war"

Gallo Altanero

Went to Costco after a day at the beach sometimes you just need those samples and always one random item you don’t need as the summer winds down and I saw a man zipping around on one of those go-kart wheelchairs. Incredibly skilled especially for Costco traffic. I went to medical school and clocked immediately he only had four fingers on one hand. An autoimmune pathology. And as a doctor you try to figure out what it could be so I kind of, well did cut his path off, pretending to buy a jacket (I did end up buying it 🤦‍♂️) and started talking. We sat down for a hot dog and Diet Pepsi and it was an autoimmune condition but I found out he went to boarding school with RFK Jr. Called Millbrook School for Boys. Said RFK Jr. was devestated by the loss of his dad, but that he was a bit more extreme. Started pulling, well dragging dead deer corpses into the dorms, even the cafeteria (the man I was speaking with did not know about the whale head and baby bear and was like oh, makes sense) RFK Jr. never showered and drinking heavily. They also had to call their teachers “masters” and they were very handsy. The lady next to us eating her chicken cheese bake or whatever chimes in with “that was normal back then.” 🤔 Also worked with a guy in Illinois who went to medical school with the snake oil man himself Dr. Oz. Same hospital where Dr. Death Swango worked I’ll let him call in but some weird stories for sure.

Matt

I cant believe "Different kind of TSA" snuck by unnoticed.. hilarious

taejo-pom

Modafinil kinda sucks - just feels like a coke comedown but also a stimulant ?? No euphoria

ohnoitsthefuzz

Clarification: Liked your comment, hate modafinil. Absolute flat asscheeks

Blank

Wow Easter eggs at the end: YC gf, Liz reading the NLR

Sydney

I take it for narcolepsy, luv 2 b awake. not sure if I should be more discerning...

John Lemieux

Of course Liz thinks there are too many Schmuleys

K

You CAN Uber eats from the movie theatre. LifeofJson does it often

taejo-pom

Hahahahahaha it is good for people with legit Narcolepsy and a drag for anything more recreational

Lilian

I don't think I love anything more than Liz and Brace shitting on Elon

MadamAjab

I found the Ivanka story the most relatable story I have heard about her because I love movie theater popcorn and microwave and stove top popcorn do not taste the same. I pretty much never go to the movies (don't want to spend the ticket $$$ or the time) but every now and then I'll buy popcorn at the local theater as a treat (especially as a pregnancy craving) or for a movie night at home 😂. I'm willing to accept I'm a fucking weirdo though.

Sebastian Moller

Calling in to request advice on my tummy issues

plum

Cooked his ass

b2b saas purveyor

ye its gotta be a Delta VIP lounge 🚿 for Cory & parmour. kinda hawt imo, plus the buffet has some ideal post-coital fare

Dennis

Mix raw peeled ginger & water in a high speed blender, strain with cheesecloth, freeze ginger liquid into cubes & throw in some water/seltzer whenever you feel a tummy ache coming on 💁‍♂️

MadamAjab

Btw, my medical opinion is that Biden is prob on Apokyn. It causes priapism and is used for severe Parkinsons when carbidopa-levadopa stops being effective. I imagine for the President they've got an actual cocktail going with several drugs to keep him functioning but that one would totally fit for him allegedly having Parkinsons and often causes persistent elections lol.

Phillip Harris

Can’t wait till you guys take over Morning Joe

T

when are we getting truesky?

Drake

Oh my god

Knicks Fan 1000

When Brace consumes popcorn he does not inhale

Ben Thelen

Liminal space in my pants

Tom

What is this x / twtr chrome extension called that Liz said removes the for you / ads / bots nonsense???

Joe Enlai

Gotta have them Liz. And Brace too!

TJ

the people on bluesky are like 2011 tumblr

rutjake

YC, Ritz Voorhees???

Griffin Jones

Very Norm-inspired. YC silently laughing in the background kills me everytime

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

I want an NBA conspiracy focused episode. As a bitter Suns fan, I think the team gets shafted by the league for being the one to get caught in the 80s Coke scandal.

Ashley Naftule

YC being both totally jacked and able to casually drop “liminal” and “frisson” in conversation is way too overpowered. Y’all need to nerf his character for the next TrueAnon DLC

Chris

fr how old is Liz? The word "fucking" or talking about sex gets a genuine "I'm a 2nd grade teacher" energy from Liz

Emmet Karner

I'm inclined to believe the golf story. If you remember the debate joe said he would be happy to play trump if trump could "carry his own clubs". Seems to be an active jab at using the golf cart to cheat

A. Karl

I once did a drug study where one of the stimulants given produced a woodie for 1-4 hours. Horniness at zero. Upon the 4 hour mark they r required to make yr boner disappear for health reasons and apparently that requires long needles being stuck in. The only dude that passed the 4 hour mark was first shown a video of the needles being inserted into another penis whereas his bone disappeared

Soph

Lay off the R word king - you got hella words i know u do <3

Jay-Z Pants

I had the same thought tho

Hardcore Virgin

Also the Kings vs Lakers series. That was rigged for sure.

Rod Sturgeon

Absolutely beautiful that Chomsky incorporated the Wire theme into the discussion of the Maryland guy’s call. Bravo

taejo-pom

I feel like I’ve heard the trump cheating tip before

PT

If we can get music-focused episodes led by YC and/or Brace, we should get sports episodes from Liz lol

matty r

piss-shy cis men you are gods strongest soldiers and tguys stand (sit) in solidarity w you

Khemith

Man, alot of snitches sub to Trueanon.

Jake Torrey

What about a mug that just says "TEARS"? It doesn't discriminate what kind.

Gallo Altanero

In college they simulated how long it would take to die if your legs were blown out. Bleed out. Quick 100 dollars for cheap Berkeley food.

12345

Can someone tell me what number the rabbi schumli episode is?

Lu

They’re going to make Grindr brat

Goodie

More antisocial discourse, please. People are fucking feral. "Social contract" always horseshit but this swing to such venal, craven know-nothing barbarism on all sides is uh...not very cash money.

Monica

I work at a Westminster cinema, the going to the cinema just to buy popcorn and going home is a trademark oligarch move

Monica

Also I have fun overheard from celeb guests gossip I believe Liz would enjoy

Sean

why are people dropping so many Resistance liberal trivia bits about Trump in the tip line? next episode someone’s going to have it on good authority that there is an orange cheeto in the white house

annabeth

I LOVE THE TIP LINE!!!!

elizabethonline

You’re laughing. They’re going to make Grindr brat and you’re laughing.

rutjake

wow, small world. all hail south jersey.

Tim O'

DLC - downloadable Chomsky

ChelseOrElse

Love that Corey Booker plane ride makes so many cameos, what an iconic flight

ChelseOrElse

I agree w young chomsky, no one should have to use public urinals.

ChelseOrElse

The people deserve more Shmuley

Jabroni Ludd

i gotta call about the dolphin/DoD state secret I know of

Danny

brace relapsed (on the r word)

People's Housing Project

I have 2 children (3 yo and 6 month old) and have to work and sometimes shit goes sideways and i need help staying awake after getting like multiple nights of 2 hours of sleep, and i like modafinil 100x more than Ritalin or Adderall- i don't get the "i want to die" crash from modafinil. I first heard about it from a CEO of a startup I used to work for though, who was definitely a rapist, so uhh, I guess it's popular in those circles

Edwin Webster

My in-laws buy theater popcorn from the theater without seeing a film too. It is way better than microwaved tbh but I can’t justify the cost

thenewseb

Gotta have that scruff... And sniffies too!

Stop the Spread

I’m on Modafinil… 🤷🏾‍♂️ Prescribed!

K H

For what? Bein a sleepy baby?

K H

Tip line.

K H

Snitching is brat

K H

Nah he's retarded.

Rob

Just here to acknowledge YC’s “they’re doing a different kind of TSA” joke

Stop the Spread

For my autism and having debilitating ADHD… It only helps my autism.

Stop the Spread

I mean, Trump sucks… 🤷🏾‍♂️

Stop the Spread

Biden having a giant TatsuMaki dick doesn’t surprise me.

taejo-pom

Plz make a white womens tears mug

taejo-pom

For Argentine president maybe is ok

Brian Ward

Penile design was different in the 40s

Clifton Whittaker

Morrowind joke got me - hope that was a Brace original.

maskington

I love a tip line episode

rory

morrowind mentioned!!!

Eli Jennings

I can’t wait for the Tip Line #5 w/ Joe Biden & Jeremy

jrab

Creepy

Evelyn

going to take a guess and say Biden’s on Vinpocetine, which is a vasodilator and an drug sold in some sketchy supplements that has some positive research on dementia patients

Daisy

I took it for hypersomnia for a little bit, and it made me feel like my brain was moving faster than the rest of me. I think they gave me too much. 🫠

colin

More "material" for Brace.

colin

Do you think this election was rigged? Well, the winner looks like he Cheetod.

colin

Yeah, it looks pre-oranged. Like his marriage? Melania says there's mushroom for improvement in some departments.

Eden Labrys

Yung Chomsky has a gf?😳 how long did you wait for the synth room reveal?

K H

Barely Alive Grannies 14 was a documentary.

DH

Shaddup

Blake

Love the tip line episodes!

Sean Jacobson

Idk why they complaining about crony capitalism when they didn’t encourage people to vote for Kamala. The most left wing candidate who could win.

Nothingburger Burgerreich

I would subscribe to all those publications if they made me laugh anywhere in them. Social media (including this podcast) has a monopoly on making me laugh

Christian Bendillo

Every time Brace pronounces “Doge” as “doggie” it still kills, idk why 😂

Christian Bendillo

The crusades were basically just a bunch of franks(French guys) being fruity in the desert, while Italians(🤢) were doing happy merchant shit (and also sabotaging each other at every opportunity). Switch some characters around and it’s practically the same as what we’ve been doing for the last 40 years.

Sam

I need to hear Liz give us a bill simmons take

E M

Yung Chomsky real name is Jamie??

Chris

adults being literally afraid of talking about sex is creepy jrab, I agree

Tarab_ish

Haven't tried it myself but the person who recommended it said it's a chrome extension called 'control panel for twitter'

Tyler Pittman

On one hand, the point you guys were making about people having political identities just because of some social ill was total garbage. On the other, perfect Morrowind joke.

Nick Molieri

Yung Chomsky being more involved in the podcast is a real treat.

K H

You can't overdose on it. It's pretty cool actually. I'm not sure it has any serious downsides. Unlike the speed many people are using. Respect for having a real disease unlike adhd and most autism claims.

Jesse

gotta have that tadalafil… and donepezil too!

Robert Weaver

The search feature on the website is awesome. Cheers.

Lorean Martin

YC is correct. Airports are like a meat market for sexually charged people watching and fantasizing. I’m totally naive about the bathroom sex tho.

kelluoe

I was on it when I was 17 for narcolepsy but it just triggered migraines and didn't make me more awake/alert so I just went back to good ole Adderall

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar

Regarding the importance placed on men’s height: my 5’6” dad in the late 90s once lamented to his 6’2” son (me) that something like 90% of Fortune 500 CEOs and presidents of these United States were 6 foot and up, so I guess there’s been a glass ceiling for shorts and height privilege has been a thing for a while now lol

Sheep

YC is absolutely right about liminal spaces, there's nowhere sexier than a Holiday inn or Best Western. Honest to god? Could do worse than an airport lounge.

Emma Jackson

Wow, so many times when I've been on a plane and someone doesn't show up and the plane leaves without them I always felt sorry for them that they'd missed their flight but now I'll know they had no intention to travel and just got the ticket to fuck Corey Booker in the airport bathroom.

Chuck Finnley

Legit, I have also heard the Elon baby fur rumor, from the midwestern furry community, especially around the MFF, I know this because I used to work the convention scene in and around Chicago.

Will Rydall

i think i am probably the first person to ask if you can release video podcasts….. what if? consider what if

zach

can’t believe “it’s all vaporwave” passed without comment lmao

Barn

Oh my god, is the intro song from twin peaks? I just started watching the show.

Josh

yung chomsky would know 😉

Gummy

Come… come back…

Lee (artist)

“The world is your diaper” - brace belden

Waleed

Listen Liz, I’ve jacked off on a plane, a boat, the ground, and about every place you could possibly imagine. It’s normal I swear guys

Waleed

One last thing: modafinil is to amphetamines what Tylenol is to oxy

FataleFlaw

You should have Sarah Sherman on as a tip line guest. I’d love to hear her takes

NEEMS

Liz u should get a mug that says number 1 [something] it's a classic

Vita Eve

Y'all have gotta dive into British-Israelism. The main church which pushed that belief is directly responsible for my existence because my maternal grandparents' first date was poaching deer on their "Ambassador College" campus in east Texas.

Michael S. Judge

The CP3/Scott Foster thing allegedly began years ago, when one of Chris Paul's kids was playing in or around the entrance tunnel before a game, Foster bumped the kid and said something to the effect of "Get the fuck out of my way," and CP3 got way up in his shit & has hated him since

Michael S. Judge

that FUCKING uncalled David Blatt timeout technical in Cavs/Bulls 2015

emoly

i made your epstein mugs! hahaha, thank you for the mention! the “i can’t show people” is very appropriate

Reece Coren

nothing better than when Brace drops a classic muthafuckaaassss

osamu

I need more Liz basketball commentary

Unethical hooper

I was also thinking maybe trazadone for insomnia

Trenton Emmons

Trump, close the border and close the mic