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TRUEANON LISTENERS---

It pains me to inform you that this week (of all weeks!) we will not be releasing a new episode due to circumstances within our control. Those circumstances are it being Thanksgiving week and sometimes you just don't really release an episode on Thanksgiving. I have helpfully bolded all most relevant information, everything else written here is only present because I am delaying doing chores around my house.

 Even though it's my most hated Holiday (no gifts, total absence of Jesus Christ, not to mention my great dislike of Turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes...for me it is a negative feast) I still am not going to do podcasting on it. Besides, everyone's everywhere, and it's not like you're going to listen to a podcast anyways, you're either going to your parents house in a happy or sad way or with your drunken maybe sappy friends or your own beautiful family in a happy or sad way or by yourself in a happy or sad way. You might not even be an American, although with satellites I'm sure you know all about how we eat! You don't need podcasts for any of that. Perhaps you'll miss us on your flight, either in a plane or away from a house of shrieking uncles...but anyways, there's nothing I can do. The podcast will return next Monday.

THIS week I still have to write our newsletter, and that will come out on Friday. If you don't know we do a newsletter, we do a newsletter called CRACKPOTS that comes out every Friday...we all take turns...very communal, poly, even, and we get a fourth each time, so far we've had Matt Farwell and Brad Phillips. But this week you have me, which reminds me that I gotta do that.

You can also GIFT people membership of TrueAnon now. Really you can gift people membership of anything on Patreon I guess, although half the stuff on here is pornographic mods for Skyrim, but perhaps you know a sexual Orc.. Here's the link for that

YC also updated the website in such a manner as I cannot even describe....I think things are shareable now...anyways it works better and you can look up any subject matter or episode description. That's here. It's a cool place on the web. But are you the spider, the fly, or are you the furious hand that swipes down and annihilates a creature's world? How many anguished cries of girlfriends have wrought 9/11's in the arachnid world? But don't you dare refuse...

What else...what else...I suppose nothing, it's fine, that's it, besides I should be figuring out what to talk about for Friday, I have a few ideas but this is such a strange week, I've been so busy...

We stand with rigid backs and salute you, General Listener!

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