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Episode 482: Tip Line #8 (Patreon)

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2025-08-18 12:35:03
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We take tips on Dick Cheney, Rick Perry’s gay guy impression, Mssr. Dershowitz’ volleyball habits, an indentured servant to the Rothschilds, and more!

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

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Blank

I have come to accept that the day we learn everything about the Epstein network is the day Liz releases her skincare stack, YC publishes his guide to menswear, and Brace gives us the abdl episode :’(

alex

im always actually driving whenever brace tells me to be unsafe behind the wheel what does this mean

Go'Thrak

My Cousin Vinny ref lfg. Yout

drewb

"Teri Hatcher" *wistful sigh*

alec_irl

oh thank god

Hermit Hero

It’s a sign to turn on the hazards, hit a blinker one more time and scroll AskReddit at 35mph.

lpk

TIP LINE TIP LINE

Emma Scheneman

As a cellist and music teacher to beginner musicians, my guess is Mr. Cain got his assistant to get a bogus student level cello from a local vendor like music and arts, they rent them for like $30 a month. I can see them getting a monthly rental and then returning it the next day. Regardless, it’s weirdo behavior. Also my opinion is that violas are cool and have a great timbre but violists are all weird and insane.

Ella Thomas

i appreciate the tip line suggestion however i will be opting to accost sweaty brace in the streets with my theories (personal reasons) .·°՞(˃ ᗜ ˂)՞°·.

Jingle Jangler

"Theres an adult baby thing going on here" "....Pardon?"

Ben Beachy

Lots of men requesting things from front desks this time

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Going on Shark Tank and pitching a beer helmet but for cocaine use and staring directly at Mr. Wonderful the entire time.

Collieflower

My family dabbled in nudist activities growing up in the 80s-90s. They would for sure play naked beach volleyball, dongs a-flopping. Also nude sweat lodge and sunning themselves like dehydrated lizards.

root bier

Brace PLEASE do gay voice

Your Mum

I did the meditation and it did actually work really well!

Maya Sarder

FYI! Rest assured! Your nuts would be safe Yung Chomsky, nudist resorts require you to carry a towel to sit on. No bench balls allowed

cagey eye

liz just loves love!!

beepboop

Unsniffing right now

Dee Haytch

Link to liz Fandom page pllz

Hunter Saint Hunter

"And not only were they nude. They were Greased." typical interaction with a Californian tbh

Your Mum

Brace the monkey man? What did you think of Nope? Or Chimp Crazy?

Erik Bourre

hahahaha Brace man... that intro 😂

fioe06 t

Tip line episode posted early on a Monday...I am hopeful that this is going to be a great week.

Adam B

LOL was that Jake from pendejo time that called in???

CC Lemon

A few years ago, there was a Kurdish police officer in Nashville who was outed as being a member of the Kurdish mafia. So if you want to say hey, drop in to known hangout house of kabob on Thompson lane.

ploob

Playing volleyball nude with strangers who are (presumably) clothed is a whole different ball of wax from 'plating nude volleyball'. 'Nude volleyball's sort of implies that all participants are nude/playing volleyball, no?

Timothy Buttons

The bus full of kids that I'm driving isn't important right now. It's time for self care

Tammy

Appreciate y’all getting into comment sections and message boards. RIP MINION DEATH CULT 😢

1eyedbagman

Sniff 👃🏻 Unsniff 💨

Pete

Btw the editing in this ep and others is really awesome. The comic timing of the Clapton cocaine riff was stellar

user4857392

Killing myself immediately since Liz said navy sheets were “not salvageable”.

Jim Veil

Lancelot Link mentioned! I had a VHS my grandpa sent me when I was a kid, and my brothers and I would watch it all the time.

peter_mcc

Brace you’re so sweet for asking for permission to do a gay voice but your voice is already kinda gay. thanks for being an ally tho <3

Egg B

TrueAnon is invited to my wedding next year

Leonardo DiCaprizoliano

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Liz laugh as hard as she did at the Cheney being racist call lol.

SlamPig

Damn, Brace hitting it freaky deaky Kundalini style in the intro

Rage Against the Terrine

Eggs poached in maple syrup is a Quebecois delicacy and I am certain The Gourmand would approve.

momrom

They call me Billy Ballerina-Movie.

Mickey Soltys

Cocaine’s for horses it’s not for men.

Clean Shirt Piggie

Dersh jumped at the chance to defend OJ because he loves the Juice

Cisco El Guero

Holy shit balls- Lancelot Link!!!!!!!!

wormhole

“just walk out - you can leave!” applies to weddings for sure

Wade Catt

I am an honorary Superman

Baby J

Yakked up at the derby sounds pretty fun. Why not?

M. Tetlinger

Brace you need to watch the Lancelot Link documentary

rizzler

in the space between the sniff and the unsniff, you will find A Juicy Meat

Joelio

Brace is now accepting applications for a new male friend

ckoehler31

Tip line episodes rock

B

reflecting fondly on Michael Cohen (meidas touch contributor) and his podcast Mea Culpa

nikki

in reference to the rick perry tip, it’s a semi-well-known rumor in austin that he was/is gay, but closeted a la lindsey graham.

Michael S. Judge

I can't swear to anything, but when I lived in Texas (late 2000s), it was taken as common knowledge that Rick Perry was a down-low brother in the Austinsphere

Joshua Garcia

I don’t have gay voice but I’ve only had sex with men. That means I’m normal.

D G

Funny episode. I almost Dean-Cained myself with laughter.

J3M

The Tip line is just leftist national enquirer

Torgeir Tannenwald

William H Macy recreating his Boogie Nights death scene after hearing this episode

Ant koz

100% agree with brace… nothing ruins my day more than seeing a wedding invitation in the mail….

Lulu

Crashed my car and as I lay in the wreckage I thought to myself "curse Brace for instructing me to close my eyes while driving." Then I remembered, like my fellow comrades Brace and Liz, I am in my mid-thirties and forgot to learn how to drive.

Blaine

Harrowed by the Jonathan Anderson tip

josh mccorriston

I can't believe Liz said only losers play the viola. I know there are people out there who prefer post John Cale era velvet underground but I didn't realise Liz feels this strongly for it

Ken Lavey

Sniff... Unsniff...

Joshua Garcia

There are straight men with gay voice

Mia

I played the viola in middle school and liz is right

Vincent

Suggesting I'm supposed to clean my sheets everytime I nut in them is the craziest thing I've heard on this program and I'm a day 1 listener

TrueAnonPod

We do not hold this position. It is every two weeks or if it gets crazy in the barnyard

Kamran Husain

terrible episode to make my gf (a sorority sister of a goodell daughter) listen to

Vincent

Thank you so much for the clarification 🤍

Chapo Bath House

That doesn't sound like hypnotism, it sounds like Brace was too bored to stay awake. Happens every time I've tried to do mindfulness meditations, I physically cannot be mindful

Isaac

It should be pronounced coca-een

John Swan

Nude beach volleyball really isnt as strange as they make it seem. It’s like at every nude beach.

Mirjam Dornauer

On its own the Viola is magnificent, but compared to the Cello. I'm sorry, I have to agree with her

John Swan

Like it’s not the same as shaking it at oncoming traffic or being rude with it at the grocery store. Idk. I suck at volleyball btw.

John Culkin

I feel like Dean Cain has the type of law enforcement titles they give to a Make a Wish kid.

pj

I loved the ZORT eps as they introduced me to an actor/health care professional I admire so much

saaffie

In freshman bio class a 100 years ago, my science buddy knew a girl named placenta! When she was born the nurse said and now the placenta. The mother thought it was a beautiful word so named her daughter that. Ugh

Doug Cartel

Yeah, Zelensky promised to end the war and then six months in starts talking about invading crimea. Then the Sunday before the invasion he's in Munich talking about acquiring nukes. It was crazy

Jack Ross

The dragon rises

Jack Ross

Telling on yourself (uncirc’d), aren’t we?

Vincent

Nah, just gettin' nutty wit it

Ben

I hope liz is spending her Patreon money on frette sheets

Tammy

The other day I was thinking that Malaria would be a pretty name lol

grey

Thank you YC for not glossing over the cello point

Mirjam Dornauer

Any activity you do on a beach in the nude, always ends up with an annoying amount of sand in your privat parts

John Culkin

My wife and I had a wedding of like, 50 people. We rented out a restaurant in Brooklyn and hired a jazz band. It was essentially just a fancy dinner party with great food. We had donuts from Peter Pan as our party favor.

Special Adeline

Im colorblind too 🥹 representation matters

sloven

i used to work with a guy whose legal first name given to him by his parents upon birth was Beverage

Jess

I heard that exact same Epstein story years ago around the time of his death except instead of it being a lawyer for Ghislaine that hadn’t signed an nda it was an intern for the firm representing Epstein who hadn’t signed an nda

D

A little drizzle of maple syrup on some blueberries doesn’t sound too crazy either. The local maple syrup and blueberries I get in rural New England are not as cloyingly sweet as supermarket stuff. I didn’t really care for either flavor until I moved here and now I like both of them.

Michael S. Judge

There's some weird history of men having things put inside their thighs for sexual reasons – William Butler Yeats was obsessed with the relationship between his dick working & his ability to write, and when his dick didn't work so good, he had goat testicles sewn into his legs. I cannot imagine the eventual consequences

Aaron Friedland

Cocaine at horse races is why most people go haha

ckoehler31

Lmao was George Costanza his father

saaffie

My aunt is severely color bliind. Her son is colorblind and would you believe it, her daughter married a guy colorblind! 2 of her sons are now colorblind.

Anne

I ran into a little Tiberius on the playground the other day

Jack

they said senator, and there's only two of em

CleO

I’m sorry but Brace clearly can’t tell the difference between gay voice and trans voice

Nosreffej

Why does he hate violas though?

Nosreffej

Can we agree violins are a bit annoying? And they have to have their fingers so weirdly close together.

August Gardener

Self reporting as an all navy-blue bed spread, I’m doing a kinda Japanese style thing. Feng shui type deal if you will.

Hazel

i listened to ghislaine trial day 13 right after this and brace says "Young Chomsky the producer"

Alex Leo Swenson

A decent pair of cream-colored sheets and a silk pillowcase was the best "I'm an adult now and can have nice things" gift I ever gave myself

cagey eye

i think crabs were replaced by scabies sometime in the mid 2000s

Brent

Grew up with a dude who used to go overboard with “gay voice” constantly. Turns out he’s just gay.

Chien chien

I’m also in the Liz fandom.

Jack Ross

Pan Turanism is the gateway to the Finno-Korean Hyperwar

Mood Slut

This is the exact I Am That Bitch starter pack I suggest to friends in the wake of a breakup, or stuck any sort of “who am I” conundrum

Mood Slut

Feed Me the Slop

Fresh Dill

Tip line episodes are the best, please do them as often as you can

Jessica S

We felt the same about weddings, so we tried to make it a fun night for guests where we just happened to have a short ceremony. The Seattle Asian Art had a deal where you could have an evening wedding and the guests could tour all the exhibits after the ceremony. Everyone raved about the idea afterwards. (which was sweet but we just wanted to show appreciation for people willing to come!) And the outdoor wedding photos were unbelievable. It’s in the center of a big park that’s on a hill above downtown. You can see the Space Needle off in the distance. In fact, there’s a Frank Gehry gear-shaped sculpture out front, next to a reflection pool and if you stand just so, you can line up the Needle in the center of the gear. The photos we took right there are my very favorite. Instead of a buffet or formal sit down dinner - yuck and boring, respectively, lol - they had servers carry around “finger foods”, like you’d expect at a private gallery showing of some sort, I assume. I still can’t believe it turned out as great as it did, and the cost was not as outrageous as you might think! If you happen to hate museum AND weddings, it wouldn’t solve matters I guess. 😆

Jessica S

I have to say, as a parent of two who are coming up on 16, I desperately wish they will be among that cohort, lol. We’d have to move to a transit-friendly city to make it easier. Or maybe I’ll play horrific car accident videos to traumatize them. Not sure if that’s ethical. 😆 Based on pure collision statistics, I’m seriously considering paying them off, to wait until they’re 18.

Mood Slut

1. Why am I not surprised Oedipus is in Vancouver 2. Placing a modest and insincere bet on the parents being in West Point Grey

I am become reply guy

Last time Brace told the roller skater story he mentioned that he had crazy augmented balls. The guy, not Brace.

Jessica S

Agreed. That and showers. My mind immediately opens the “avoidant excuses” file. Just tell me where to send a gift or money, I’m happy to part with money but stay away from my free time.

Jessica S

His choice of clients reads like someone obsessed with collecting clout through the most identifiable names in every household.

Jessica S

I died laughing at this. You can hear the pause where he’s like, wait - what’s the opposite of sniff. 😆

Allen

You already do gay voice - I’m gay

Zoe

The tip about Rick Perry sounds like it’s from Jake Rodes lol

Son Goku

Could yall please do an episode on the "Guardian Angels"? I am not a New Yorker but i live in a much smaller northeast city and almost all organizations i have encountered like them have eventually been revealed to be drug/human trafficking operations. Whats the deal???

will

Critically, Billiy Elliot was NOT gay

DumbDumDumbDumb

Gonna try the Belden method on my next male friend

Kevin C

Apparently Dershowitz son just died

rb2019

Big Bills fan and I think the Buffalo steakhouse in question is Russell’s but Roger lives in Bronxville and I heard he’s a quiet neighbor.

Victoria

I love this story but nothing is coming up about Yeats having this procedure done when I googled it…

MD

It 100% is, I remember him telling that story on Pendejo Time a few years ago

Eli Jennings

Balkan racism is my favorite genre of racism bc it’s all just cousins born on different sides of the same hill

ivy

brace the only way you can do gay voice is if you get permission from lindsey graham. he's the gatekeeper. best of luck.

Michael S. Judge

There's a reference to him trying the same surgery with monkey glands (!!) here https://www.vice.com/en/article/early-body-hacking-when-men-got-goat-testicle-grafts-to-boost-their-sex-drive/ and some information about Yeats as a big-time consumer of nightmare fake boner surgeries here https://www.urologichistory.museum/Documents/Annual-Meeting/Injection-Ligation-and-Transplantation-Paper-Nicole-Miller-MD.pdf I don't think Yeats wanted it to be public information that, well, he was doing things that you wouldn't want to be public information, so you have to get ... "lucky," I guess?, even to find a reference to it – the way the timelines work out between his life/death and the appearance of some of this stuff in print, it seems probable that he made friends/critics/etc. swear not to talk about it until he was dead. When I first read a reference to it (in, IIRC, a book by someone who didn't know Yeats personally but knew the whole next generation of poets, who in turn knew Yeats very well), I thought it either had to be an insane joke rumor or some failure of comprehension on my part, but no, not only was it real, there was once an entire mini-industry of doing utterly bizarre shit with parts of other animals to "fix" impotence. I might be misremembering the monkey/goat situation, but I'm 99% sure it was goat testicles in the first account I discovered, which means that Yeats may very well have done this TWICE

pelicans123

Recently had a wedding, just leave please don’t even stop to say congratulations

Lulu

As a European parent that moved to the U.S. I totally get it. Toddlers are out here driving and shooting guns out of the cars. 🦅

Noah Mingus

I love my incumbent bike

Blake Matlock

"maybe he's really hot in like, the scans you do" fucking lol

Sexual Harry Potter

In this house we believe: Big baby brace is a water baby Liz is antisemitic Yoohoo is a non-dairy product Dox that baby!

Trevor Hannan

Big question about bedding. Dark sheets are a no but what about like black, silk pillow cases?

fioe06 t

Gotta reply a second time: this is an incredible episode, and the more tip line, the better imo. I do like the informative/serious episodes that are more structured, but the loosey goosey approach of the tip line fits the show's sensibilities so well.

Tooffixer

My boyfriend thinks Brace sounds like Bowen Yang so idk I think you’re already doing gay voice, no permission needed

Chapo Bath House

I've only been to SF once, on vacation with my parents as a kid, but I remember my dad being very upset by the naked guys (except the dude in cowboy boots, who he respected for some reason). Also he made us eat at IHOP because he didn't believe we had them at home (we did)

fioe06 t

A little east meets west never hurt nobody

Barn

This podcast makes a meaningful impact on my life and brings me great joy. Thanks everyone

duckenheimer

I've tried to join multiple new message boards in recent years but they just never seem to take off. That said, if TA took a crack at it I'd be there on DAY ONE to be the reason behind multiple house rules. (And no hate to the folks in the discord server, but you guys actually use that?)

Orbus Terrarum

thats Jake Brodes calling in the Rick Perry gay voice call, right?

Chapo Bath House

I could see Oedipis as the child of a UBC adjunct, or a Hastings Sunrise upcycling entrapeneur

Chapo Bath House

Black sheets are fine if you have a uterine condition that means you can just start bleeding WHENEVER and you can't afford an IUD.

MrMojoRisin

I think Brace can definitely do gay voice. And he should get reeeally good at it. Like uncomfortably good.

Chapo Bath House

I don't know if I'm just dumb, but how do you even use discord on your phone? It's so unwieldy It works a bit better on desktop, but everything is either so busy and moves too fast, or it's just a really dead server and I haven't seen anything in between

Maxwell

Am I stupid? which California senator are they talking about

Ant koz

I’m lucky in that my partner feels the same way I do. 10 years together and an 8 year old son, never got married… lucky me, she despises weddings more than I do! It puts us in an advantageous spot on the rare occasion we do get invited to a wedding. No expectation that we show up. The perks of not putting the burden of your own wedding on others… plus we’re lucky our friends are mostly cool…. Most of this is probably in my head…. But what, ever…

Ant koz

You’re god damn right!

Rory

The reveal that Oedipus is in Vancouver caused me to gasp. I am horrified of people here and their kids

Connemara McDonough

I listen to this podcast through my earbuds in bed with a person who does not listen to podcasts and I NEVER giggled out loud like a madwoman until “a cow’s a breast” so thanks YC for being the flimsy wardrobe backing between him and my Narnia.

Shiv

Scott Weiner

Shiv

Gotta respect the 👢

EZ

I love my crisp, grey percale sheets and have multiple sets so I always have some fresh and ready to go.

Mitch Mitchell

hard to imagine that i am the gayest trueanon fan (there are many of us) but i have gay guy voice (can call in to prove it if needed) and i wanna hear brace take a crack at it

Grant Francis

Liz is right I played the cello badly in 5th and 6th grade with another kid and we were cooler than the viola kid

Crab Explosion

i feel like it went totally unnoticed that the guy who hammered paul pelosi was one of the sf nudist guys

Erin Kristina

Lancelot Link used maraschino cherries to keep the chimp mouths moving. At least when I watched as a kid, we'd try to catch a glimpse of cherry to prove it was all a trick.

Mona Messier

For people my exact age Dean Cain's most memorable role was as Scott Peterson in a made for TV movie, so much so that they seem kind of interchangeable to me.

Sam de Waele

The intro to Lancelot link secret chimp is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever seen in my life:

Pickle juice fairy

In terms of scary baby names they should look into Nara smith the young trad wife tik toker that rage baits making anything and everything she could ever consume from scratch, like making the dough and the peanut butter for a PBJ sandwich when she's "craving a snack". She named her kids as follows: rumble honey, slim easy, and whimsy Lou. Just to piss all of us off.

Jolene

No child should die before their parents :(

Jolene

I had a small crush on a classmate with that name

Shiv

Oh yeah that’s right!!

Maxwell

Ohhh state senator, I was like’ TF is Schiff doing ?’

Houthi & the Blowfish

Seeing someone stomping out a dog like Patrick Bateman has got to be absolutely insane.

Barry

My brother's friends used to have a drinking game based on Teri Hatcher.

drewb

Come to something awful, home of the bulletin board software from 20 years ago

drewb

Starting a new balkan war with a million casualties by pointing to a little metal cup of coffee in some warm sand and asking "what's that?"

malpertuis

Dana Delaney is my favorite 90s brunette who played Lois Lane. ...God, I hope no one ever calls in a tip about her.

Dym

This has been my favourite episode so far ❤️

Callum Skene

On gay guy voice, Brace not only can you do it. You should, early and ofter. (Yass Kween💖)

Tea for the Tillerman

Southerners love doing coke and standing around in a hot field. Went to a wedding in Charleston a few years ago and there were a half dozen pink people in polarized fishing sunglasses you could hit up for coke but absolutely no weed.

n

October Haight-Ashbury

EaZy E

Jfc. I never did coke, I just liked to trip. I've just had to rely on pain meds and amphetamines to be normal, so I dont really associate either with 'having fun.' Like, I started taking bupropion because my body already felt like it was on coke all the time just without the benefit of false confidence.

Ave

I grew up playing it and I can confirm, only losers play the viola

Ian Wood

Holy shit Lancelot Link mentioned!

duckenheimer

ELON, DERSHOWITZ??? I'm so sorry. sucks that he died too

duckenheimer

to be fair it'd be a lot more memorable if we got a perp walk of a naked guy wearing only what appears to be dad's grass-cutting shoes

duckenheimer

basically my mom wouldn't let me put $10 on her credit card for "something awful" when I was way too young to be there anyway and that was pretty much the end of it. missed that boat and/or bullet

Matt Jolo

First of all, who amongst us has not left a residue behind after ejaculation?

Zane

RIP Rincon

Tammy

Beverage Bosco Costanza rolls right off the tongue

Joseph Podrasky

Maple syrup on eggs is actually low key Fire bro.

steezecamp

Formally inviting Liz to my wedding party in October via the TrueAnon Patreon Comment Section

Robert McGrady

Brace may not do gay guy voice, but YC can

Tranche Devereaux

I love the tip line eps! palette cleanser between weighty regular eps where subject matter is depressing and I have to track 30 foreign-sounding names 😁 I can’t imagine the time commitment to make this show!

HonestEd

A guy I went through basic with shit himself while hooking up with a girl and earned the nickname shitty bill that would follow him his entire time in the service

A

Dan Rincon of the oh sees????

Jacob

Chronic bloody nose at night haver sad my sheets are unacceptable

Jacob

For me it's bloody noses. I wake up covered in blood at least once a week

ERIC

Ladies of the comments, are simple floral pattern bed sheets a bad sign?

Dr. Ron Jambo

There's no limit to what you can do nude. The Italian fascist paramilitary leader and yoga promoter Guido Keller "was a devotee of naturism, moved around naked on the barracks yard with a tame eagle on his shoulder, lived in a tree at the edge of the airfield and read classical and philosophical literature." He may have come up in a previous episode.

Chad Foster

Literally crying about the Rick Perry gay voice

Wilian Moreira

The ZORT saga was amazing, I loved it and whoever disagrees with me is just wrong and dumb.

bobore

Coke is the lamest drug I've ever done. I think it's a damn pysop, I swear. It's like craving a burger and paying 400% extra for an Arby's Sandwich. In one hand I have a tab that might break down your worldview and show you God. In the other here's some silly powder that makes you just a bit dumb so you have more confidence. And most people go for the latter. Adderall XRs are objectively superior to cocaine for almost all purposes. And you don't have to do more every 40 minutes

Zak K

Someone please call in with a tip about the Trump "assassination attempt" in Pennsylvania. The kid got memory holed immediately. If you know what actually went down that day, hit the tip line.

RickinSF

Years ago I heard Norman Finkelstein, on the radio WITH Dersh, make an oblique reference to his naked proclivity. The first time I ever heard Dersh without a comeback.

Kevin C

This guy was the son of Alan's first wife, the one people suspect Alan may have killed for added context on their relationship

Joe

Who’s the senator?

Ravn Cotino

Idk if I'm just conspiracy-brained, but I would love to see an episode looking into the life and death of Ivana Trump! I find it really surprising that no one ever brings up the Ghislaine Maxwell connection 😵

Dull Allen

Would love to know just what judgmental Liz means by Buffalo seems like a town with a lot of steakhouses

sw

my grandma is a seamstress in the haight and was commissioned for a golden banana hammock for one of the castro nudies 🫡

mrakobesiye

I need to know the race of the child before I make a call on the neighborhood

Ess Dee

Thank you for the Jonathan Anderson story. I have always hated him and Loewe and now I have a real reason to

drizzly_november

FWIW Seth Harp once said he was interviewing the wife of a cartel lord who said she'd sell him a video of Rick Perry at a gay orgy in a Mexican army barracks for $5k. Rolling Stone refused to front the money.

kallampero

"I don't wanna put my nuts on a bench" sounds like something you say right before you know you're about to royaly piss off your wife/girlfriend.

Jacob

I appreciate the reply because it made me laugh. Like it never fails that someone brings up a chronic health issue and the first reply is something they tried 30 years ago 😭😭😭

Nite Life Jesse

John Kerry watches tv from a 45 degree angle on account of his horse-style head

Dustice

“unsniff”

cl

I second this sentiment ~

Cory

Gay guy voice permission granted

Tooffixer

It’s pronounced bray-kee therapy

cl

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off and scaring the neighbors~

Caleb Beck

heart slowly breaking when Liz said navy blue is unsalvageable.

danny

yes to more tip line episodes

Brian

The dick Cheney callers story reminds me of a nam vet refusing care from my dad because "he fought people like him in the war". My dad is chinese-filipino btw lol

malpertuis

I think dean cain played Scott Petersen and I think I nodded at that casting.

Zach

I live in Zürich, and swear that I saw a dude who looked EXACTLY like Jeffrey Epstein a few months ago. Maybe they did a Robert Boothe Nichols thing…

Iain

As a Vancouverite I will do all I can to dox young Oedipus. Unrelated I was just explaining what Yoo Hoo is to my girlfriend tonight before I listened to this

Chris

Banger

taejo-pom

Lol the way I started listening to this with a face mask laying in bed bc I’m sick and it was so soothing

Zac

the casting choices? umm.... i think i nodded

Anomalie

a thousand years ago, I talked my mom into by very obtusely explaining it was a donation

Xander W

It's pronounced Alex Handhold

bg

I need to hear Brace do a Truman Capote voice

Eli Jennings

Or the ice cream thing that ottomans do

Alexander

Listen, as a man I am a proud owner of grey and black bed sets. My partner and I rotate through my sheets and hers (green, light pink, light green) and her only criticism has been for me to purchase microfiber sheets when we first started dating. I promise you there is a girl out there who won't get the ick from your bedsheets as long as it feels good on her skin. Maybe keep the batman set in the closet just for special occasions.

Liam Farley

It's not bad but I noticed some of the recent episodes have a bit of mic buzz / background noise. Not a big deal at all only really noticed bc I was trying to figure out if it was my headphones or the recording.

JNG

Lol for real I felt really called out on the black sheets thing. I never even thought about it hiding stains or anything, and tbf I have a black and white set I rotate out. Never knew it was a weird thing lol

A Yee

Liz fan club merch pls

Cameron

Liz exclusive apartment tour PLEASE

leftist bimbo

i’m speeding, i’m sniffing, the cops are on their way!!!!

Al

I got a speeding ticket in St. Anthony last year but dean cain didn’t pull me over

Sam de Waele

The people yearn for the return of the humble webforum

G

ZORT was an all timer series

mark kuchonowski

holy shit did we seriously need 4 mush mouthed retards barely being able to string a sentence together to tell us jared leto is weird? like we all have known that for like a decade now

Gregory Cramer

They keep referring to Senator wiener without doing a deeper dive. Are there eps where he's the subject?

simon

I'm gonna need a still as proof it's real but I can do 5k.

Jeremy Olivier

ey yo google ai says; "AI Overview: No, there's no evidence to suggest that John Kerry has a particular love for Yoo-hoo chocolate drink"

Ben Newman

Chat, what’s the verdict on brown sheets?

crisp eggner

Straight Catholic listener here: you're allowed to do gay voice

Gato gris

Tipping for a private lesson is crazy. I wouldn’t fucking tip either

np gell

I have cheap grey & navy sheets :(

Normica

Not sure if it’s real or a bit, but one of the primary cast members of Seeking Derangements shares his experience contracting crabs 🦀 It’s in the older podcasts, but definitely a public one. (I’ve never subscribed to their Patreon) The guy bravely shares a lot of health related stuff. In the newer episodes you can hear about his battle with MRSA.

Horse Badorties

There used to be whites-only hospitals in the South. Medicare refused reimbursements to whites-only hospitals in the late 60's. It went to the Supreme Court. The AMA filed a brief on behalf of the hospitals. Medicare won, and whites-only hospitals died out. When rich people bitch about socialism, this is part of the complaint- they want old-time hospitals.

Horse Badorties

And then they hold out on you about the payoff.

Horse Badorties

The wedding curse: you go to someone's wedding and never see them again. You are in the bucket of people in the Old Life.

Horse Badorties

There is a little finger of land in Washington State that is only accessible from Canada. Like 30 miles long. Allegedly the Feds place a lot of Witness Protection people there.

MLVF

“Always have a guy in the room not under nda” that really cracked me up

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

Sliwa, Weinstein, Musk….why does everyone have a fucked up dick?

David Haigh

Ideal Thread Count isn't just more = better, it varies depending on environment, personal moistness etc.

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

6 poached eggs and a pint of berries is the kind of shit those goblin bankers eat in Harry Potter

Juan Sacchi

The Dick Cheney tip sent me over the edge lmao just picturing that fuck moving like Tony Sopranos mother

Jocelyn Noyes

There was a scabies outbreak in college, and I petrified of being anywhere near that part of campus.

ParagonDeku

I heard that vape hit at 42:10

BeanCurd

Liz: I am NOT judgemental. *5 minutes later* ew, who has GREY BEDSHEETS?!

Mark Owen

Point Roberts isn't even 5 square miles.

Horse Badorties

That's what its called? Weird, that's tiny. I read an article once about it that claimed there were a lot of witness protection people there. But I thought it was a finger of land surrounded by mountains, not an oceanic peninsula. It's gotta be awkward when 2 witnesses recognize each other.

RZ

Has Liz had real maple syrup? It is not at all thick. The good stuff is thin and almost watery. I think Liz thinks Mrs Butterworth is maple syrup.

K H

I want to know what hotel this was. Cuz I definitely want to be able to pull a cielo(sp?) for a ho.

abbey pusz

My dad is Eddie Pusz

dongfeng bong᷍gringø

i would buy the BBB MFA (Mass Fraternal Acquisition) manual/bible of trenchant homosigma intel, tutelage on situational domination and peer-to-peer dongshaming/sackjudgement, route-/type-of-flatus-to-endearment ratios, shepherding broslut missives, etc. He maintains an ongoing relationship with Adamn Friendlad. This book could end War as a concept

Reece Coren

I need to hear Rick Perry’s gay voice so bad

K H

Johnathan Anderson you are marked. As unto others, so unto you.

ronnylongjohns

This episode got me feeling so down about my sheets lol

ronnylongjohns

Had brown flannel once but my opinion is irrelevant because my current sets are all either navy or dk Grey so I sux :(

ronnylongjohns

I would if I made the person wait in a car for a combined ~2 hrs before starting, and then avoided paying for a month

ronnylongjohns

I was inspired to listen to Water Babies the Miles Davis album. Never got a copy of that one so I appreciate the kick in the pants. Chronologically it's in the sweet spot, or at the tail end of it

ronnylongjohns

I suspect that Liz has a full understanding of maple syrup, real and imitation

Sam

I feel like "in cold blood" means like completely emotionless or dispassionate; if he killed the dog out of anger, that was hot blood.

Kate Baldwin

My parents and their friends are all lawyers in Houston, some have done work up in Austin, and they told me multiple times that he was referred to around town as the 'bisexual cowboy' so I lost it at the champagne gay voice tip 😅

Woke Batou

The 'ol poop and scoot

Woke Batou

You know Adam Friedland be parking 2 for 1

Chapo Bath House

He was also Brenda from 90210's fiance in an AWFUL subplot

alannah

JW Anderson is the son of a rugby player from Derry, which means his parents probably call it Londonderry, and out of only slightly sectarian impulses I can say 100% he killed that dog

Onsen Dreamscapes

my ex was one of those nudists. actually the guy who attack nancy pelosi's husband was too

Rbfen

As someone that’s been to the Kentucky Derby before, let me tell you… there is a lot of cocaine at the derby!