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Episode 510: Tip Line #10 Ft. Sarah Squirm and Jack Bensinger (Patreon)

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2025-12-18 14:04:46
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We’re joined by twin clowners Sarah Squirm and Jack Bensinger for a classic call-in show.

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

Discover more episodes at podcast.trueanon.com

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noahsarca

huge day for the girls

Tess

YEA

nadia

long drive ahead of me HELL yeah 🫡

elizabethonline

Spiritually in many ways sarah is a gay guy

Mungo Bovie

no intro what the fuck is going on

Donnie Ka

No Sarah slander will be tolerated here

Ulf Jobim

I got a big smile on my face when I saw Jack Bensinger

Mersham

what if it was Sarah Sperm

M D

No cold open? Wild.

J98

All w×myn

fioe06 t

Speak your truth

Blank

Oh my this lack of cold open is giving flashbacks to those dark days of 3-4 eps when TA was openly playing with the idea of no cold open 😱

Alandi

A lot of microphone breathing

HonestEd

I get that other people enjoy the tip line episodes, but I’ve never managed to get more than 15 minutes through one before shutting it off. Also hearing how Sarah squirm speaks makes me want to put a gun in my mouth.

t o r t

Huge day for clowns who are also lesbians who are also unmedicated

Clinton Weeks

I don’t wanna hear that why did you tell us that?

Mungo Franczak

That’s cool, man. You can keep the negativity to yourself though

Doug Cartel

Do you think Emma emhoffs dad can teach me how to Dougie

Doug Cartel

Thank you I'm here all night

badboy

Just saw Sarah's comedy special on HBO this weekend. So fuckin funny

Whoopy

She is hella annoying

Mungo Franczak

Women comedians??? In TRUMP’s America????? Now I’ve seen it all…

Peanut Horse

Talking about the view and Whoopi for 5 min made me realize I have a real generational disconnect with these hosts. But on that note, I heard Kate McKinnon used to date Bari Weiss, and from what little I know about Kate McKinnon (her playing piano as Hillary Clinton), that makes perfect sense lmao

Austin Nutter

Not one, but TWO people who were in Rap World? You guys are really breaking into showbiz in a big way

Bellololol

People: check out Jack’s YouTube for some of the most masterful videography ever captured.

Don Burrachos

My boss has a stretched Escalade limo. It breaks down constantly with multiple issues. The gas tank fell off one night and I had to come into work early to fix it, no A/C in the summers no heat in the winters. Always leaves solo cups of straight vodka in the back. Think he paid like 400 grand for it and is embarrassed to own it but no one will buy it off him lol Also has black chauffeur. Doesn’t feel right.

A_ZO

why is yc sitting so far away. please let him sit closer next timee

Mungo Franczak

Sigma is also my favorite tank to play in Overwatch. Same w Reinhardt but I don’t think that’s like a status symbol yet

Adam Jung

Just saw Sarah’s special over the weekend. It was like Adam Friedland doing his pee-pee-poo-poo joke from 10 years ago for an hour straight, except instead of being self effacing, she was proud of herself for being so “brave and transgressive.” God she sucks

alex

medical person here.. unless you happen to have a gaping open wound on your ass and/or lack a functioning immune system you probably won’t get a crazy butt disease from sitting on toilets 👍🏼

Isaac Ziegler

So all of us gaping ass wound people are screwed?

Dick Waglin

I'm actually the moderator of r/sarahsquirmsbigassthighs

alex

tough battles for god’s strongest soldiers, isaac

user4857392

Gonna have to disagree with Whoopi- this chick is so annoying

J98

I think this is humor for an age bracket 5-8 years older than me

yerrak

Everyone hating Ms Squirm is a fascist sexist loser that needs to be reeducated

Corey Reynolds

Putting your soft penis against the sharp zipper area of your pants is stupid or brave. Not sure

Keenan Fitzgerald

I doubted the comments at first, but unfortunately she is the most annoying person you knows funny person.

Clean Shirt Piggie

You should have made Pablo let Yung Chomsky do the drops on PTFO crossover ep

Sam D

As someone who knows nothing of Sarah outside of podcast appearances, I honestly think she's pretty good. Not the guest of all time, but enjoyable.

ploob

SQUIRM!!

ploob

Yuuuuhp

ploob

Damn, Sarah's hosed

Doug Cartel

Jesus Christ no wonder Chris Murphy got with John McCain to hang out with Nazis in Maidan Square

AL

I'm waiting

Harry

This is the worst guest and it's not even close

SocialistHistorian1848

Normally agree with the true anon rules, but more protein being in things is generally good. A lot of Americans do not come close to getting a healthy amount of protein in their diet. As long as people are also eating enough fiber having a high protein diet is not unhealthy in any way

Gabriel Flynn

1 : 04 : 48 got me scrambling for the volume button (I live in Germany)

Alec

Had to pause and go listen to shaggy lol

Parochial Nimrod

Liz recounting, beat by beat, the malice at the palace, one of the most important events of my time as a middle schooler in SE Michigan, has the worlds of my past self and current self colliding in a crazy way. I feel like I can see the fabric of time. Also I don’t usually drink coffee but today I did

nthn

Bill Marr, star rating systems, shower/grower discussion. This is an incredibly Guys ep.

Pete

Truanon tip line episodes are the height of the art form of podcast content

Damian

crying at my desk thanks

SocialistHistorian1848

This really only applies to people who do not have normally functioning kidneys. Its really not a concern in people with healthy kidneys

The Pissler

Even if you don’t like the guests, I think it’s a little weird to shit on them like they’re not real people.

RC

Wait I think this lady might be on SNL

khomen in the membrane

Liz PLEASE make Brace and Adam do Godot I will overpay so much for that ticket lmao

elizabethonline

Thinking about how squirm got negative feedback in the TA comments last time so this time they brought on a boy of indeterminate origin alongside her to placate the crowds #NooticingNotJudging

fried egg

MY TIP: i sat across sarah on the train once three years ago

K8

what if you had a brazilian butthole lift like david harbour can you get one then

K8

What!

christian

yet another example of trueanon fans being professional BITCHERS and COMPLAINERS!

elizabethonline

Overlap population is even larger than you’d think

Noah

New gq and nyt fans suck ass

Grant M

Be nice to Sarah

RHZM

Yeah she’s a little annoying at times, but whatever… she also had me dying multiple times. These young men gotta get in that PAWG zone and recalibrate 😤

Bud D.

Saw a stretch limo just minutes ago. Go on Club random WITH Brace, Sarah

AR 19

Ariana Grande wouldn’t do the spoon in the mouth thing cause just touching a spoon is too many calories for her

BR34D

You smell that whoopi aura

Adam Jung

I dunno this is a snark podcast that reels in ~200k a month shitting on real people, you reap what you sow

Rachel

Can confirm I break U fix as just a store in chicago

Isaac

A grower not a shoah

Emina

Penn station hover gang

FA

laughing my ass off imagining adam friendlands head getting blown clean off by a cannonball like that guy in The Patriot

SF

Ffs not this woman again

fioe06 t

Sarah is trying way too hard

SF

I highly doubt that.

Bud D.

as your armed guard!

Emily Richardson

1. I loved every second of this chaos. Great episode 2. Cold beef, cold velveeta made me actually shudder.

Joey

I mean, I hate to be the guy that gossips in the comments section of the tanky/anti-pedo podcast, but like.. they're dating right??

Joey

jesus fucking christ dude

P.E.L

So proud of Adam's transition ❤️

kels

anytime Sarah is on the show i spend the entire time cheesing i am obsessed with her

RyGuy

Great ep but I wish Sarah went “oh…oh…oh…” more often

wormhole

they likely make u gate check ur banjo but then they bring it back to you on the walkway when you deplane with all the carseats and wheelchair shit

Ray

east coaster here, the oysters are vastly better from the pacific

cmanenarwhale

i had an alcohol withdrawl seizure in front of marie mount hall at umd. i woke up to 2 girls and a paramedic. i dont remember who the girls were, but they couldve been famous.

Joseph Mabrey

Is it a requirement to be the loudest person alive to be on SNL

AL

Alright, Joseph.

Richard Cochnar

Time to scroll through the comments and observe all the haters and losers.

regular bird

It's a new show called Hero Me Out where the hosts describe unusual sandwiches and it's a $5 per month

wormhole

it’s true they hated each other while filming the masterwork “Some Kind Of Monster” but the youtube vids of them in the studio recording “Death Magnetic” they are all very magnanimous and supportive with each other, it does seem that the addition of Rob was all in all a positive and mollifying shift within the group dynamic

Sam

I’m asking sincerely - is this person funny? I feel like I’m a person who laughs at funny things.

fonzie_jones

Jack Bensinger, finally a guy who knows how to piss

char

Yikes

Cal

Here’s a tip: more tips and less yapping!

EaZy E

I was going to say this, but in a complementary fashion. Its just sad that as a straight cis man, it's a demo cut off to me forever.

char

Couldn’t agree more

char

Yikes

skrewballa

North Atlantic oysters > Pacific oysters

EaZy E

Hate the urinal, gotta clear dick and balls, or pee gets hung up in the shaft. Gotta ring this thing out or it drips like an upsidedown freeze pop. Dick too big! Lmao

hey_boo

Idk. I feel like there’s a difference between shitting on Elon vs. an SNL cast member.

Joey

when they go Sieg, we go Heil

Ant koz

Every bill maher clip should be boosted and receive maximum engagement from all anti Zionist types. We can only hope every household globally sees as much Maher content as possible. No one does more damage to the causes they support just by being themself. Genuinely the least likable person alive.

EaZy E

That is not Anthony Edwards in The Pitt. It's the one with hair. Unless they're adding Anthony Edwards for season 2, and that'd be fucking tight.

Bud D.

This is the path to their movie as the last two Jews in Afghanistan

Bud D.

No one is paying the commenters for it

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

When you leave that bathroom you make eye contact with the first person you see and you go, "yeah, it was me. "

hey_boo

Liz, your phone has more germs than a public toilet seat. The door handle to the restroom has more germs. TP is porous so when you put paper on the seat, you’re actually inviting MORE bacteria. Toilets are made with plastics that help combat germs and bacteria. Also, squatting can mess up your pelvic floor. Honestly, as long as you wash your hands, you’re fine.

hey_boo

Might I suggest the podcast “I hate Bill Maher?”

Tvvvv

Brace as Pozzo Adam as Lucky

FT-Jan

Sarah is the hot female Mike Myers

Joelio

Wrong!

Shiv

by force!

Joelio

I was at a urinal yesterday and Jack Bensinger pulled the whole thing out and it fell on the floor and he just fuckin left

g t

Sarah and Jack you both rock!! Rap World is one of my favorite comedies ever—I quote Sarah’s ‘sports authority fire’ line on the regular…Also Sarah’s special is FUNNY…quite the virtuoso!

ParagonDeku

Also its a tip line episode which is basically just “trashy celeb gossip hour” lol

Baby J

Austin is a big strip club town? I’ve been here since 2002 and I didn’t know.

cmanenarwhale

yes - i do, i really enjoy her appearances. im genuinely surprised ppl have been reacting so negatively. i think her eccentricity and spontaneous nature just boosts my dopamine. tho i can seem how ppl may find that obnoxious/annoying.

Teddy Theodora

UBreakIFix Logan square has seen me crack phone screens in ways previously unknown to man

Shifty Comfort

People eat oysters without the shell. I used to work in a Chinese restaurant and we made five spice deep fried oysters. Shit sold like crack.

Jess

5 hours in and the comments are all Sarah and people with ass wounds... where's my gossip

Quinn

Sarah is a PAWG? Also, Jack’s comment on Erika having “cartoon wolf eyes” is so fucking accurate and I felt like it went unnoticed.

CD

Who are Liz and Sarah talking about at the beginning?

Throw Away

New England oysters come with risk like real foods. It’s what makes it great

Jjjjjjjjjj

Proudly sitting full contact on a park toilet rn

Clammy_Damp

Pepperoni is just hot soppressata and Italians ain’t white

harris

This brought me joy

lil dove

snl is gay and so am i

M D

I haven't had clam chowder since is was in SLO - and now I really fucking want some.

M D

The girl writing this

Tvvvv

Liz is wrong about food safety. The ideal time to refrigerate food is as close to the time it finishes cooking as possible. Greater than 2 hours is the danger zone.

AD

Okay I have to clarify that you don’t put ANYTHING in the mouth of someone having a seizure lol. Put something soft under their head and roll them on their side if you can!

Tvvvv

Sarah should play Ms. Bean

Jacob

I only watch(ed) SNL for Heidi, Ego, and Sarah and Now I watch for Sarah and Jeremy Culhane

Jacob

Educated guess is Ariana Grande

Shiv

Can confirm— my first Kirk Hammett sighting in SF back in the day—he was at a hole-in-the-wall Sushi joint on Geary with ppl NOT his bandmates. Seafood Sans Lars ✅

Shiv

Noah Wylie! Aka Steve Jobs in that one TV movie. OH GOD that’d be so good if they cast Anthony Edwards to aggravate Michael Crichton

Shiv

disavow

Shiv

that’s sweet

Shiv

I want to know how this works when Adam is going to say all the lines and I’m also willing to overpay to find out

Shiv

I tuned out for a couple minutes of reading work email and this was a wild way to tune back in I gotta say

The 42 Project

Liz thinks Dr. Mark Greene is on the Pitt

Kevin Weiss

I f’n love tip line eps

Ben

Liz should just become a sports podcaster at this point

Kevin Weiss

the return of the Mull Dogg

JB Bowser

45 minutes in and I’m having the best time! Fun episode, much needed 💜

Sean Enright

PB&J on a hero roll is just a donut.

trey

The Wikipedia for Malice at the Palace says the guy that threw the chair got charged with felony assault and is named.

Becca Christman

U break iFix amazing store in Chicago 🫶

The Master

You’re telling me there’s DC underlings watching the nick mullen Adam Friedland au pays fancam? Gayest country on Earth

Gallo Altanero

I was a limo driver in San Francisco for Tim, the owner of TCHO Chocolate factory, he would give me and my girlfriend his house from time to time in Telegraph Hill*. The kind of guy who, at the time, more or less owned Treasure Island and threw the music festival out there. I know you know it. The limo itself was a relic from the 1970s, it had disco ball tiles glued all over the exterior, magenta fur lining the inside. I had zero training. None. And San Francisco hills are not where you learn by improvisation. I was terrified the entire time—Nob Hill, praying the brakes would hold, no power steering either. Tim would sit in the back, unfazed, and tell me to roll down the window and try to hit on girls for him, as if that was part of the job description. It wasn’t glamorous. It was survival. But the Daily Cal didn’t pay enough, and somehow this did.

AJ

A girl I was in a lesbian situationship with sat her bare ass on a public toilet seat at a gross Brooklyn bar & after that I was finally able to get over her. Gross. I know it’s cultural (ww) but even if you can’t get diseases (I don’t even think abt that??) there’s no reason to do that lol

Gallo Altanero

Also as a doctor hover. Are you kidding.

elrickcorner

Rick Moranis got punched by a guy, no one knows his name.

Louis Dondanville

The guy in Washington square park was 100% Burt Bronx

Paul K

Sarah dropping the UBreak IFix reference!

Mingusman

Zaftig means greasy, or can be used to denote being of large carriage

Mood Slut

Sarah we love you but you need to hush when the tips are playing out as a fellow debatable PAWG, I believe phatness is in the eyes / hands of the beholder 💖 & Mary Magdalene was not a sex worker

Karlo

This is terrible

ERIC

A live tracker on the squirm love vs hate comments would be pretty cool.

Stucco Label

hey I'll take anyone over adam friedland

Patrick Niepokoj

Is there a single Sarah squirm fan in the entire world

Your Mum

I need me some oysters right now really bad

Reid Hulleza

Id have 36 oysters if i was rich

saaffie

Oh Liz that was but a mumble of agreement with candace on Brigitte. Candace is showing what has been available for years with Xavier P. There was 3 years of research by Natasha rey. The website of documents is crazy and deep. Now being a Rothschild, Yadadaa, don't know. But brigitte is a man. Sûr et certain.

deer_view

Chicas Bonitas in Austin, a rite of passage

Ina S.

bitch u can get 36 oysters in a can at the dollar store

Mood Slut

when I say “we love you” I mean no disrespect but the hyperactive interjection/banter to actual tip/discussion ratio here is unbearable (the banter and interjection are unbearable) and why did they bring in the guy

Henry

You're never truly at home if you can't sit on the toilet

Ina S.

ik, get brace off the show

Henry

Admit you hate women

Henry

Who's dating

Patrick Niepokoj

Every time I hear Sarah on a podcast she’s so fucking miserable like taking a single breath for her is the worst most painful experience or something. She makes me want to shove pencils into my eyes. If she hates this so much why doesn’t she just stop doing it

Henry

They're not eating fiber man

Henry

Admit you hate women

Henry

No you're not

Henry

Jealous

Henry

It's two hours long. Can you shut the fuck up

Ina S.

dont you dare speak about Liz like that

Pelican Grief

Adam Friedland starring in: The Last Jew in Kabul

Henry

Before you comment please consider whether attacking a jovial woman who never did you any harm will help you or whether you should just go to therapy instead

Zzz

Sarah’s an acquired taste

Zzz

💯

Zzz

Better that way imo it’s always corny af

Henry

Call your mom

R

Please clip the Pattinson urinal bit. IT NEEDS TO BE HEARD.

Henry

Youre fucking lame

Marcus

Someone should explain to Sarah that thicc thighs saves lives.

The Pissler

Normal people: “oh fun a new podcast episode”

Kamran Husain

brace is a practitioner of male sauna body positivity, it’s a strange northern european tradition based in the embrace of the male genitalia of other bros

Mood Slut

‘Ex therapist was a red scare pod fan’ made me shudder

claire

I thought she was saying POG and that it meant person of girth

Waleed

She just needs to stop the "uhh" "UHhU" "ugh" every fucking millisecond

Sarah

I <3 jack

rabidz

Shout out REDBAR

Go'Thrak

Sweet hallah with pepperoni, Sarah really is the true New Yorker

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

every trueanon listener needs to make a pact RIGHT NOW to absolutely NEVER tell Adam Friendland about this

Al

You’re so wrong about oysters Liz, Gulf of Maine oysters>anywhere else

Jacob

"You can't be gross anymore" I assure you, Sarah definitely can lmfao the special was insane

not reflective (vampire)

some people aren't especially talented but are otherwise just good hangs and have a certain something that disarms people

H

Search google images, she very much is

H

100%

b.

maryland mentioned 🙏

Hot Rod

1:33:00 Brace unironically pulled a Maron “who are your guys”

Alissa

Setting the bar for women that low is sexist, honestly

Pug_luvr

1:38:20 "Erika Kirk himself"👁 What does Brace know?

nick b

brace with the call-and-response analysis of the rise of the nazis; you gotta consult with the "whose streets, our streets" crowd and see if you can get em rollin

Bennett Smith

My faves from the Joy Tactics Podcast

Quinn

I’m thinking maybe the Internet has different definitions for what a PAWG is

joancutesac

I mean I think she's cis but even if she weren't what exactly is the problem? Idgi

Blair Kraatz

Liz doesn’t know that there really is such a thing as Irish banjo

Henry

I don't even understand what you're trying to say

joancutesac

Yeah close readers will know that Mary Magdalene wasn't a prostitute, just wealthy. We see her paying for Jesus' food & lodging in the Gospels along with other women of independent means like Joanna and Susanna. The unnamed woman in Luke who anoints Jesus' feet was also probably independently wealthy. We know from Mark and John that her alabaster jar of perfume cost a year's wages and she's simply described as a "sinner" (hamartōlós), a word the Gospels tend to reserve for tax collectors & the wealthy 💰

Henry

You're just describing a podcast host

Henry

Hey guys she's just making a joke. It's ok you don't need to weigh in

Henry

Please don't kill your ex gf. Turn yourself in

Leena

welcome to the pawg patrol 🫡

Leena

at first i was like “what?! she’s too skinny to be a pawg! pawg’s aren’t allowed on tv because they’re that fobidden zone between thin and fat” but i’d rather be inclusive because we need more pawg solidarity yanno

B

Sarah is great the irony poisoned podcast listener mind cannot comprehend a jovial woman with verve

Henry

Get help

Tracy McGrady

excuse you Liz his name is Metta Sandiford-Artest

Aaron Friedland

This is a normal comment about Sarah Squirm, thank you

Byron

No thinking a famous theatre kid who is a white woman is unfunny is not sexist. I just don’t understand how they are famous at all and they are such stock standard establishment democrat in love with Whoopie Goldberg. I’m glad she’s jovial she’s just not enjoyable at all.

Byron

They at least fucking

Byron

Or the executive producer guy. I just don’t get why they bring on these boring white people. We pay for this shit man.

SF

Fellow food inspector? Is it you?

SF

A TrueAnon rendition of Waiting for Godot would make my entire year

Joey

Yay Jack n Sarah :)

Mood Slut

Yeeeeears ago when I was sugar dating my sugar boyf had a fun streak of going out to high quality Japanese restos through the city and suburbs of where we lived. One time we went to one that was very good but pretty far from the downtown core, and we went for a late lunch. The gigantic multi-room space had only one other customer in it aside from us, and he was posted up at a table near the bar watching horse races on the TV, with his phone out having a convo on speakerphone mode. In front of him was an absolute mountain of (maybe 24?) motoyaki. We watched him go through that pile and it was replaced with another plate of the same. He was a god

Chase Danger

As a bald man and lover of pawgs I’m going to listen to Sarah saying ‘bald guys got it like that’ as a daily affirmation

Henry

Why are you so mad

Big Problem

Despite not being a guest nor being at all relevant to any of the tips, Mr. Friedland took up a significant portion of this ep. Going to have to get in touch with the Ayatollah about this one ☝🏾

.

I prefer to eat most food cold. It’s actually normal to do that.

hey_boo

Normally I’d think the comment section was being unkind/misogynistic (as is usually the case when women talk). But that isn’t the case with this episode. Most of these comments are on pointe. Sarah… STOP TALKING DURING THE TIPS!! This feels SMOSH or some YouTube type show. It’s hard enough to hear the audio and I’m so frustrated. Sorry TA, y’all missed the mark with this one. Still love ya though. ✌️

Henry

🤓

Henry

If you guys learn to be funny then maybe you can be snarky. You're not there yet though

unforgivingbisexual

It’s actually fine when women are a little annoying. Honestly brace is a similar variety of annoying. You can’t have it both ways people

hey_boo

It’s cool. I already stuffed myself into a locker.

Henry

Maybe get screened for autism

K8

eating habits such as dunking any bagel in salsa if that’s what you have around isn’t weird it’s called being practical. jack I see you

Leena

Pete’s peepee? 🙂‍↔️ Hogseth 🙂‍↕️

Henry

Imagine actually giving a fuck about the tips

Henry

Actually only men are allowed to be loud and disruptive

Henry

Also wait you know every regular member of this pod is white right

mrakobesiye

Great funny episode but too much swearing hard to listen in the car with my six-year-old

Henry

What if you were funny

Tvvvv

Voilà, ma chér. C'est moi. L'inspecteur Clouseau.

K8

I love the gossip

Byron

Like I said because I pay for it and I don’t have much income so i can only support a few people on patreon. Yes I’m aware I said more, at least the usual guest is an expert an a specific field not “comedic relief”.

Byron

I found them both annoying. I guess two was too much.

Degrassi Knoll

About to say weird take, realizing I undercook Ellio's Pizza on purpose because it's good cold. Like cold cold. Elon ordering cold burgers is still friggin odd.

Henry

In that case it sounds like a remedy is available: just unsubscribe

Degrassi Knoll

Thinking of MC Hitler " WHEN I SAY SEIG! YOU SAY HEIL!" made me smile more about Nazis then, well, ever.

Marcus

I thought I was the only person left who hasn't seen the Kirk video.

Claire Simon

My lifestyle determines my deathstyle

KW

PAWG = Pretty Annoying White Girl

oogabooga

Yooo she’s fucking annoying. Put her on the show again and I won’t pay for this anymore.

Landscaper of Eden

I wanted to come up with a funny quip in response but I can only say I’m wholeheartedly disappointed that I’ve been lied to by strangers again

Maya

I just like when you can hear yung chomsky laughing in the background :)

Henry

She will definitely be back so you should probably just unsubscribe now

Henry

It was a joke. Can you people stop being so fucking weird

Logan

Friedland is a man

J HUTCH

This is an Anti Freidland podcast

Erik Bourre

his neck pops like a blood fountain, its fucking VIOLENT

Rimbo Jackson

Sarah Squirm is really hard to listen to. Can we not?

Morgan

Sarah is annoying and is very fish out of water on TA but i do love it and i think it works

J Fitz

They did the exact huge poo in the toilet bowl prank to Salma Hayek on the original Punkd series

Jun m

no way a limo driver for SNL is from the Galápagos Islands . feels made up

hey_boo

lol what’s the point of a fucking podcast if you can hear what TF they’re saying?

Cal

Beta!

i shyr

thank you for finally acknowledging rbr brace

Byron

Legit might. Uppity white people in the comments are thinking it’s insane to want something better from people they enjoy and pay for entertainment from. Why are you so parasocial you must defend this?

Stu Strange

We in the Chesapeake bay will fight you

Cal

Need Liz on Zach Lowe show

Drew

Sarah does cringe low vocabulary gen z comedy and TrueAnon feels like sophisticated comedy. The 2 do not mix together. You can tell Liz doesn’t think Sarah is funny because she keeps the tips going and trying to get them back on track from Sarah’s (not very funny) tangents.

Christopher Price

absolutely insane take. sure, yeah, half of the hosts hate her because she's on every six months.

Christopher Price

I don't need to be afraid of the toilet; the toilet should be afraid of me

elizabethonline

That’s when you respectfully pull out the micellar water Burt’s bees wipes , throw some rubbing alc on there for good measure, and Stand outside the stall (really close) then offer it to her

elizabethonline

I’m in a google sheet! Watching this space

elizabethonline

Embarrassed to say I was also thinking league of legends style POG

Ant koz

Wow I don’t know how I missed that. Honestly I don’t think I can take it. Like I am pure masochist all the way. Most media I consume I do so out of hate for the enjoyment of hating it. But Maher is too much. I don’t enjoy my hatred for him at all. There is nothing redeemable or funny or entertaining he is genuinely the most repulsive person alive to me. So thanks for the rec, but I don’t think I would be able to handle this show

elizabethonline

I love my sophisticated $5/ month comédie that includes squirm

elizabethonline

Guys we gotta start being normal about women

Christopher Price

unless it's United, where they'll grind it under a steamroller right in front of your eyes.

Bob K Ross

Hey kids, just noticed that you have a YouTube. Can you make the videos exactly the same, except on the tv or whatever is just hung chomsky taking his shirt off? K thanks bye

Christopher Price

lol, no, and there's so much food that already has protein in it

Leena

pawg slander, you’ll be hearing from my fat ass lawyers

Quinn

You replied to every other comment on this episode what’re you yapping about

Megan

me :)

Megan

love these episodes, sarah’s my goat

Ben

The ringer doesn’t deserve Liz but I appreciate her point

Virgil Texas

Oh so Brace can veer and daydream all day about other men’s penises? BUT Sarah can’t ponder and discuss other women’s bodies?! #Timesup on brace. #Times up on Robert Pattinson.

Maura Harrison

First time looking at trueanon comments and yeekes!!!! People are so mean!! I liked it 🤷

sean fahey

It's parasocial to think you are entitled to exactly the content you want by virtue of your patreon membership

Major Pisano

Is this having Sarah Sherman on just about the Netflix WB merger and the HBO verse HBO max rebranding? …Yes Adam is fucking annoying but Sarah, snl, why l!?!? …. you’re so sf?!?.:: you’re not allowed in the stretch limo?!?!.:.:.:.:.: paul McCartney hair??? Wtf ? ….. so only a few more episodes till the kingpin or the lynch pin breaks or the long brake … is nbc bankrupt? Should Netflix be liquidated? Question(s) bigger than bill maher and lbj’s hog combined… and “Nancy Reagan was there!” Said Dershowitz.

Byron

Not at all what I said. I said I’m sick of the white radlibs adding nothing. I said the people saying neither of the guests added anything to the show are correct not that I’m entitled to have a specific content formulated for me. I just don’t want to pay for slop that’s having people on because they are friends irl or some shit.

Pranjal Dwivedi

This is one of their funniest episodes of all time

Brent

Sea lion reprisals? Geezus, Brace, don’t threaten me with a good time.

Ruben van der Hammen

Can the ep. be redone without these 2 annoying ass guests on? I rather listen to Michael Barbaro say hmmmmmmm every other sentence.

simon

You're listening to a podcast on Patreon, welcome to the club. Here, you can choose one of these stickers to put on your laptop: 'occupy wall street', 'this laptop kills fascists' or 'leave hillary alone'. We accept voluntary donations, but are annoyingly pushy about it.

Mersham

Bullying Adam is still cool and it's nearly 2026 🙏

fatima

this is unlistenable

fatima

go back to reddit

fatima

i dont intend to

Colin S

I was at a Pogues show in Baltimore at the Ram Head in like 2010ish and we were on the second floor but that venue has a VIP 3rd overlooking the stage directly above where we were and Marty was up there with his friends (bandmates?) getting McNulty drunk.

C J

Squirm needs to be on fools notice.

C J

Henry Squirm is that you? You’ve left like 50 comments defending Squirmy

Will

It's incredible to hear Brace's neg game

D. Elwood

Sarah should come down to West Virginia, pepperoni in a roll is our state food, she'd fit right in

Vince

We need a total ban on quirk chungus millennial women

drewb

Question for oyster consumers - do you/would you eat just the meat by itself without the shell?

mitchell

*Norman Rockwell painting guy* I like Sarah

Ella

when I was a line cook we would put all the oyster bodies in a container and wash the shells, and then when people ordered them we would spoon them back into the shells. i think this practice is pretty common. so the shell is kind of an illusion. also the shells shed crunchy pieces. the ideal way to eat an oyster is to drink it from a cup.

SwagMasta420

You really on here making the same "get help" "try therapy" comment under every comment?

Michael S. Judge

Liz, if you cast Brace/Adam GODOT, I really think I have to play Lucky

Matt Jolo

Adams neck is full of toothpicks. And I think because Brace was in a war, he had to think about killing a lot and now his mind is stuck.

Michael S. Judge

In full honestly, Ed Asner and his wife once invited my dad to an MMF threesome

rutjake

sarah's pepperoni sandwich is the exact kind of shit i used to eat as a kid. fully endorse.

Bess C

Ubreakifix is a store in Chicago how did Sarah know that

OG Cracker Barrel

Are podcasters 1099? If so, you should absolutely talk about ACA premiums because, unlike Sarah, these shits are serious.

Michael S. Judge

I really support the way Eric Clapton has been tortured by Jimi Hendrix for 59 years, and that includes the time he went to the Plaster Casters for his rock-star dick casting: the girls showed him Jimi's dick-cast first, and he immediately left and refused to return

Virgil Texas

Uh oh we got an unsquirmscriber

i am a bird now

More Jack bensinger please. Not enough Jack bensinger. I love Jack bensinger.

Virgil Texas

Sweet hallah with pepperoni is what u gotta eat if you wana be a pawg

EMCsquare

I have had the experience of waiting on many famous people and I will give you a run down of good vs bad tippers. Good: Kevin Hart (tipped 80$ cash on a 60$ check), Mark Wahlberg, Sam Rockwell. Bad: Evan Peters, James Franco, Courtney Taylor Taylor

James Moore

Liz left out the funniest part about Malice at the Palace, which is Ron Artest sitting in the locker room afterwards and asking everyone “do you think we’re gonna get in trouble?”

Trylemat

Am I understanding correctly that one of the few funny bits Adam Friedland has done recently (‘the first Jew to die in the Holocaust’) was actually stolen from Brace, when he was bullying Adam by telling him he’d be that Jew?

Ben

Seek God.

Rhys

Please have Sarah on for another housewives episode

Ben

Grrr my left adjacent podcast are having their friends on and not talking about revolution.

Gallo Altanero

I was told 4 hours as the danger zone. Our restaurant was shut down a lot too though but not for that. So…whatever we had fun. After 4 hours we threw it out.

Budget Hireling

Does anyone know where I can find a decent documentary/explainer on Dr. Yakob/Yakobian lore? I can’t seem to find a decent one anywhere and I really want to know more

Henry

I bet you would be awesome on the podcast. Everyone would think it was awesome

Vince

Why would I go on a podcast? I wouldn’t be very good at it.

Henry

I'm genuinely alarmed by the comments here lol. People are frothing

Lars

Yes, TrueAnon does sophisticated comedy where Mehmet regularly portrays himself as a gold hoarding jew. Come on man

Henry

I'm just saying you're not embarrassing at all. It's really cool

Vince

Thanks man

Drew

I’m a woman!!!! Hear me roar. I like Sarah Squirm’s acting, but I don’t think she thrives on tip-line episodes. Maybe if it were an episode to cover Jen Shah’s release from prison, the topic would suit her better. It’s okay to admit when something isn’t good.

Henry

Yeah you people are fucked

Mood Slut

Challah so delicious I’d eat it with canned oysters on top, but fr the pepperoni on challah with a slice of cheese toasted??? Get outta town my personal PAWG program is pannetone, pastrami, pierogi and squats baybee

hey_boo

lol she a friend of yours? Or a you just one of those SNL freaks

hey_boo

Just say you wanna fuck her man. This is embarrassing

hey_boo

He’s the comment police! I dunno he’s hung up about Sarah and has to white knight himself into the comment section for TA 🙄🙄

hey_boo

Hey, I’m very similar. But the purity with which the host truly hates Bill Maher is hate-content done perfectly. To each his one but If I have a chance, the one about the feud between Maher and Howard Stern… incredible

hey_boo

Henry’s a chode

hey_boo

WHITE KNIGHT TO THE RESCUE!!!!

hey_boo

Dude. This bit is so funny. Don’t stop

hey_boo

Henry. Just ask Sarah if she’s single. This is embarrassing now

hey_boo

Is this Henry asshole white knighting in EVERY comment section? Or is just because he’s hard up for Sarah. Either way, it’s a great bit Henry.

hey_boo

Then What a bless little life you have led Henry. Clutch those pearls

The Pissler

This is the best take. She is annoying on this AND it’s very funny to listen to everyone else have to deal with it.

Abram Blau

in fairness the Mud bathroom is really small so i can imagine that in an emergency situation a tall guy might miss

shame

I’ve been a fan for a long time but this just ain’t it. This Brace dude is just way too annoying and doesn’t fit the vibe of the podcast, would strongly consider not having him back

Henry

I'm not familiar with her work I just think everyone here is being insane

Henry

Wtf?

Henry

Why are you mad?

hey_boo

I have a low tolerance for pathetic white knighting.

Ben

Anytime they have a non serious guest, reading the comments section is like reading the letterbox reviews for Eddington

hey_boo

That’s even more pathetic Henry. Just walk away…

hey_boo

You have commented on every single comment about Sarah that could possibly be interpreted as negative because? Are you a champion of women? Because we’re good bro. We don’t need you.

Bess C

Forgot for a sec that u have to live in Chicago and do improv before doing SNL

Henry

That's ok

Henry

What is white knighting?

Anna

I just don’t like the constant interrupting and talking over the tips 😫

Clean Shirt Piggie

Bowen Yang leaving SNL, opening spot for newest cast member, Brace Beauregard Belden

Clean Shirt Piggie

The only way to react to a long nba suspension for hitting fans is to change your name to Metta World Peace

Emily

Jack's giggle is adorable

CJ

Man with the Dreyfuss Maher reference fully owes Mike Redbar the credit for bringing us that one!

Ant koz

Cool thanks for the rec. I will check that out on a day that I really feel like some serious suffering

CJ

This is an anti-Harbour safe space and we will not have Harbour apologism here thank u v much x

Mood Slut

Welcome to the comments. You will observe a spectrum here, demonstrating a few orientations of oppositional defiance. At the poles we have: Henry<————>Patrick and in between, the rest of us are more respectfully offering takes on Sarah, oysters, PAWGs, salami, sandwiches, and butts. Thank you for joining us and long live Tip Line

hey_boo

You are compelled to defend a woman’s honor against valid criticism. You’ve clutched your pearls over this entire comment section. And you know what? It is valid to be annoyed that I can’t hear about the seal genocide over someone saying “OH OH OH OH” over the entire fucking message. What you are doing is gross and sexist. No woman wants a man policing the comment section. It makes shit WORSE for us.

CJ

Peter Brian Megseth

hey_boo

We must all default to Henry.

Woke Batou

Liz was pissed about the replacement joke

Abram Blau

i'm just calling balls and strikes here

Henry

Sorry I hurt your feelings(?)

Henry

Well I think a big reason for all the vitriol is her gender, which is unfair. I'm not policing comments to a greater degree than everyone here is policing the podcast. At worst you could say I'm pretty annoying which is fair but we're all just stating our piece

Henry

You're reading into it. It's not that serious

Paul Brewer

I’m fairly sure there’s been a shittier episode than this but I am not going to spend time trying to work out which one it is. Too much talking all at once, ESPECIALLY OVER THE TIPS. Also, I got a strong sense of Liz not liking the guest, blaming Brace for it, and I think with good reason.

Pink&TealCore

I don't know man, maybe it's me being a miserable fuck but these guests are not particularly funny :/

bud dustin

Every reply I click... my timid fingers...they fear it will be Henry.. A haiku for Henry

sir peepus

I piss on the toilet seat covers 😈

bud dustin

Logan! great comment. Haha ya he is

Lola

Amazing episode!!

hey_boo

you asked me why I would even care about hearing an episode because I offered VALID criticism that was a lot nicer than half the misogynists on this thread. And I’m a woman. So you just troll a woman to defend a woman. Sounds like your typical performative male to me. You make things worse for us. Why don’t you head on over to Bluesky. They love this performative shit.

Henry

Thank you ☺️

Henry

Guest has been on the show at least three times previously. You're reading into things

hey_boo

This reminds me of when the last Jedi came out, and if you liked it you were an ally and if you hated it, it’s because you hated purple-haired women/women in general. There was no space for me, a woman who hated Last Jedi because I didn’t want normie “yo mama” jokes in my Star Wars (I wanted a STAR WARS yo mamma joke). People are incapable of holding two truths at once. You can find women funny AND dislike a particular female comic. It’s not one or the other.🤯🤯🤯

Henry

What are you even talking about

Clinton Weeks

Whole lotta jobless niggas in this comment section I see

hey_boo

You’re a troll who can’t read good.

Paul Brewer

I think it's telling that Henry didn't respond to this one.

hey_boo

I’m at my job taking a shit. What do you do, not look at your phone?

Paul Brewer

There was one in Deerfield Beach, FL. It may still be there. I haven't been round that way for a bit.

hey_boo

He only rides in for Sarah.

hey_boo

What are you even talking about?

Paul Brewer

Chicken and oyster pie FTW, but, yes, I do think washing the shells and putting the oyster body back is common

Woke Batou

What if I want them to fight PPV

hey_boo

Don’t let Henry hear you say that!

Henry

He's right

Henry

I have a job I'm just not particularly good at it

Mood Slut

Embrace the multitudes people! It’s okay to disagree and express that, we don’t have to mine dissent for proof that it’s coming from prejudice either, that’s such a simplistic assumption. Personally, I have never found snl humour to be funny. And I can’t handle the talking over each other, I think radio/podcast speaking has its own cadence which is definitely an adjustment, and that’s that. Our guests are probably lovely people and I’m not gonna infer about anything beyond my two cents there. In addition to being a domme, which I think has made me pretty aware of occupying multiple truths, I manage a photo studio. We used to have monthly salon style meetups for photographers in the city to hang and discuss work stuff. For a while, myself and a local photo professor were trying to introduce the idea of open critique sessions to steer focus and bring artistic discussion back in a bit more. Many buyers for listening, but people were genuinely terrified of presenting. I was like jfc, we are grown adults. If you cannot handle live discussion of your own work and inviting possibly challenging perspectives why are you in this field. Forget that, why are you anything

Dylan

Can’t really speak to O’Malley’s politics, but I can confirm he is a lovely person.

Dylan

Dang this sounds vaguely familiar. Unfortunately I can’t remember which episode either, but if no one replies I recommend asking the TrueAnon discord. There is usually someone there that knows. This is maybe the only instance where i recommend that someone gets on discord lol. The episode finder is also awesome if you haven’t used it already https://podcast.trueanon.com

Tranche Devereaux

Adam Friedland mentioned. Oh brother… this guy SUCKS!! Brace’s commentary is sooo validating of my wildly Unpopular In The Comments opinion He cannot handle it when Not Adam is speaking

J_Theory

They were mostly annoying. Not their best episode

Tranche Devereaux

I commented the above hastily after hearing Brace’s initial anti-Adam salvo. I would never have imagined everyone in the room agreed! 100% of the hosts and guests proceed to verbally execute him gangland style (Gangnam style?) I feel so… avowed 🥹

MentallyGrowing247

Yea im gonna need Sarah and Jack back ❤️ that was hilarious. You guys all have great chemistry.

Iain

Sarah Squirm worst guest of all time 💯 get her outta here!!!

pj

Used to live down the street from a UBreakIFix. Thanks for that sarah

1

maybe the youtube channel "esotericism" has one on yakub. dude definitely should if he hasnt

Major Pisano

No no. We already are in conversation. I’d say seek some serious snl batshit sniffing fun ! Good god New York is a shit show of boring . Really can’t make anything interesting anymore. Chapos trash, Adam what’s his name. Should find his way of the end of a pier. Liz is the only reason I’m here at this point. Brace , he’s overpaid and over doing it. Yc, poor guy. Don’t hear much from him theses days. No Ben. You and can talk to god together, we’re here Ben. Waiting. But until then , this show was … crowded. Also, Henry and who , Patrick??? in the comments? These guys ai moderators or actually just zoomed doomer post boomer xllennial comment sharks. Sorry, I mean escutcheons of graft casting on others craft, only doing it for para social mania applications and appeasement of narcissistic tendencies. Tendencies like an snl skit. A try hard without grace. No Ben , you and have found god . We’re here Ben , you me , us in the comments community, commenting. Ben! It’s here’ now! The face of god surrounds us! I beckon you Ben, down by the water. Let’s wash our feet before we enter! Eat! It’s the feast of gods grace!!! Ben? Can you sense it?

LC

The unhappy people reveal themselves in the comment section in this one. I don’t get the hate. Why does it always have to be serious? This is a great episode. They are so much damn fun. Honestly, I wish there was more of this. There’s silliness to it that plays into what trueanon is at its core… gossip.

Major Pisano

You’re really reading into things.

Major Pisano

You’re reading into things. Really, they’ve been a let down before, like Adam whatever his name is. You’re just reading into it. Henry reading into it. It… what is it Henry? Can IT be defined? You’re reading into it again.

LC

Oh also the freaks reading into and attempting to dissect some imaginary dynamic between people on a podcast really really need to touch grass :-(

Tom Clarke

The music that Jimi could have made in the 70s. Of all the young musicians who died, he was the greatest loss.

Mojtaba HUSAYNI Khamenei

A TLJ discourse comparison is next level "podcast fan behaviour" so kudos for that

Major Pisano

Seriously. Why would they sink to the level of snl people any way.?? Lol… That scene was never anything but a cocaine cocktail soaked spooks and psychology practice in your head via the cathode ray tubes blasting in your face. Lorne Michael is a piece of shit so there’s that too. Total train wreck. Definitely, she could be the next president with that level of charisma .., and no juice brace for vp. Sorry , he’s lost the sauce, no flavor. Por flavor amigo.

sloven

ubreakifix is a national chain lmfao

Major Pisano

You’re reading into this too much. Lol it’s like that’s the response brace input into your neural net ai processor cpu and every other account is saying, you’re really reading into it to much. The fact that they had their friends come on and talk about themselves and their annoying snl / Adam adjacent lives makes this a good joke and classic true anon hijinks episode? No , it was boring brace and Sarah banter without much but bs and shit talk. Fuck , go listen to chapo for that New York crap house shit.

Kern Mailer

While it’s perhaps annoying to listen to someone aggressively *not* listen, at least that not-listening provided the interesting and rare and relevant insight that Whoopi Goldberg has rizz. So there’s that, I guess

LC

Huh? This is some sort of slop I can’t quite decipher but thanks for responding. Who the frick cares this much anyway? You’re letting your rotted out podcast brain show and it’s embarrassing.

Henry

Are you ok?

TrueAnonPod

To put this in the nicest way possible—comments like this (and many of the other ones left on this and other recent guest episodes) are very much off the mark and unnecessary.

Unethical hooper

As a medical student you can get sick and actually die from germs anywhere so it’s best not to sit on pee

Dennis Fagman

I love you guys and the guests ❤️

Sneed

Christmas break episode

Michael Rance

it’s very silly watching people complain about a podcast guest. Oh my Gosh, I am so sorry that you didn’t find this person funny. That must have been so difficult for you. Are you going to be ok? Would you like a tissue? awww poor baby, should i call the wambulance?

Mary Jane S

[brace voice] Metal Slug

Sham Bob

Fuck I had a fact to correct on the Irish bit but have had several pints of stout and can only remember that I needed to correct the record rather than the actual correction. Oh yeah, All Night Long is not a rebel song. Not it actually - it's that we do have pairs of young male LDS missionaries in Ireland that can be immediately spotted by their clean-cuttitude and backpacks. Tough station in fairness.

Sham Bob

You talking shit about Poles?

A

Lolstfu as a student

hey_boo

I wonder what it's like to sit on the carpet next to mikey day, while Loren doles out scripts. I bet it feels like you really made it.

hey_boo

You're reading to far into it Henry

Mood Slut

Never, my man. Full assed Polack here 🫡

hey_boo

LOL Because we can't hear the audio WE'RE the assholes?

hey_boo

Right because everything exists in a vacuum.

Selecao9

Thank you ta commenters for reminding me to go outside :)

Major Pisano

He who cares is the one who’s embraced. Podcasting rain rot me poor unsocialized cybernetic brain! oh dear , what is a sad smooth brain to do,post pod cast brain wroth me with this rot? …no no, you have me all wrong. I don’t listen to podcast, I just pay for them to get in the comments because that’s where the magik happens.

hey_boo

I wanna get blazed with the Major, man...

hey_boo

I love you Henry.

Josh

The amount of times Brett Gelman has said “where’s MY hug?” in his life, I guarantee, is not 0

sir peepus

the yellow pee pee monster strikes again

Major Pisano

When it’s organic, the slop hits you differently right? ? Right writer Lucas. You feel the intensity of the sloppiness, it envelopes you yeah? The shear slop factor hits so hard. Remember it’s difficult to distinguish, I know but the real hits so hard. The clowns , they mime they sing they cheer and they scare . The clowns , the mimes and the community comment typed, they come with that organic organic sloppy slop . Original slop, written or portrayed, the slop hits different when it’s organic. One might say, one day, in fact, that slop organically not mechanically or cyberneticly is fantastically perfect! a day is good for you and my booty with slop organically, even braces naughty potty poetry!

summer

Sarah was great, new fan here!! She should be on more episodes

Josh

It’s okay to drink it though, right? Will Blunderfield told me it’s okay

hey_boo

God speed

Major Pisano

Brace voice is a San Francisco accent.. it’s not his voice, he’s only borrowing it. The voices or impressions, that’s another thing. Coindexter or gourmand, those are brace characteristics, not even characters. Aspects of his personality. So those are him but not the microphone accent, that’s San Francisco’s.

Davis G

Can’t believe they mentioned my favorite queer Jewish center-left talk show host on this episode (Bill Maher)

jengatoads

This episode is like a litmus test for schizophrenic listeners

Major Pisano

Rockefeller Studio 8H, located at 30 Rockefeller Plaza in Midtown Manhattan, New York City & Lorne Michaels . It’s not Saturday night. That shits not pop. Bottom to the top. Like Iggy pop, some stooges.

Major Pisano

No disrespect to Liz. She’s the motha of this here outfit. So, Baciamo le mani our sweet Liz. I mean no disrespect.

O.K. Mann

wait are squatty potties bad?

Brian

I used to do custodial work at a city rec center and you would not believe the messes people make by hovering. People ended up somehow getting shit in-between the toilet seat and the surface of the top of the toilet somehow pretty regularly. You're a disgusting pig if you hover. Lol 🐷

Brian

I really hope someone is listening to this in public and forgot their earbuds so theyre listening to it on a speaker at a decently loud volume for when they say sieg heil repeatedly about 50-60 times

Brian

If you work out, you should get .75 grams of protein per pound of body weight. Also, if you dont work out. Protein is important for bone health, skin and hair care

Tom Hunter

Thank you Aaron Friedland

Michaela Ivalu

You think Metallica has busses? When they play in Europe they stay in Copenhagen at a fancy ass hotel (D'Anglaterre) and fly to and from every other location.

Byron

The chemistry was atrocious

Byron

Henry I don’t think they are laughing with you.

C J

You literally look like Brace

Byron

Quite literally. Correct me if I’m wrong but careerist liberals going on about how many snl gigs they are getting and talking as if their worth comes from how connected to the industry they are. It is also nepotism to have people who add nothing on because they are friends of yours. Are we not at the very least anti-imperialists, she is talking about war hawks and reactionaries like they aren't the worst people in the world, because she is a careerist. I'm sorry it's just strange going from journos in Gaza to an unironic Whoopie Goldberg has riz.

Byron

Henry is that reddit mod guy phenotype that this pod would incessantly shit on but because he is replying to every negative comment, constructive or not, true anon is lapping up his PR work. Dude is out here like he is getting paid. Also Henry since I know you will see this read the Philosophical trends of Feminism from the cpi Maoist and log off for a bit. Patreon doesn’t have karma your work is all for nothing

Byron

Is it though Henry?

Byron

This white night shit is right wing nonesense. But I’m sorry I don’t think most of this is sexist vitriol. Also it’s a white woman in a settler colony I think she will be alright.

Byron

Also before you call me sexist Liz is my favourite white person on the show. I’m anti semetic but still

Cheffo Zacho

I wouldn't get in a bus again after that crash if I was them

Dan Helton

1:29:55 Brace accidentally discovered Rod Dreher’s Reddit account and he doesn’t even realize it!

alex

yeah prolly

Zach

Jack Bonewanger.

K

Bro that is a crazy accusation adam would never steal a joke and he was definitely at the book store.

badboy

Wikipedia says there's 920 of them in the US

Bess C

I didn’t know if it was a local or national chain but Sarah’s comment made me believe it was just Chicago based and I never leave Chicago omg are y’all gonna crucify me or what

Bess C

This is Sarah’s fault

A

Wow these guests are annoying as hell

Jeremy Andrew

jack sucked, sarah was on some media tour pill, liz was snarly at sarah's "guys am i a pawg?" drug induced behavior. great work brace, you rise on eagles wings 🙏

entropy_fan

it's a funny episode who gives a fuck

Victoria

Well I thought it was cozy

kain

read this as kamala will get you and liz

Victoria

The call is coming from inside the houseeeee

Henry

They paid me. $100

Henry

Im not worried about her. She seems to be doing very well and will probably never even see these. I am however genuinely unsettled by the tenor and content of some of the comments here. There are at least one or two of you who appear to need serious help. It sucks

Henry

This isn't a political party, it's a comedy podcast, and you have an unhealthy relationship with it

Byron

Well that’s all you had to say brother man

hey_boo

Right. No one is allowed to criticize the guests. Noted.

hey_boo

No because you’re not hovering. Your weight is down along with your ass.

Byron

You do too Henry. You do too

Henry

You understand me exactly

Byron

That’s everywhere. You are off on people not doing that. Some dude is genuinely meth posting and you’re still replying to this. Look me too you made me stoop this low

Byron

Is this the real Pedophile Texas

Byron

WHY WASNT I LAUGHING HENRY?

Ryan

I could listen to the cold beef girl talk all day. Get her on the pod!

OutofBeerRage

I'm Irish and my first gf was a utah Mormon. They come here for tech jobs more than on missions, but they are legion.

Leo Quinn

no i need them in my dms

Parochial Nimrod

They’re friends and have been since before Sarah was on SNL is the impression I get

Leo Quinn

then don’t listen fatima

hey_boo

oh noooooo! I physically made you write out a comment! What POWER I HAVE! Get a grip bro. Henry lashing out at any comment regarding this woman is irritating AF. Especially when the criticism is valid. I’m also 95% joking. Chill. Maybe try some meth?

Jack

Charles Entertainment Schumer

EaZy E

Get everybody in. Have one of the nurses attempt suicide in the first episode just like the first episode of ER. Except it's the Pitt, so everything kind of feels real and is super depressing. Lol

Leo Quinn

i could hear it fine hon i think you should get ya ears checked

Leo Quinn

i love projecting my parasocial emotional overinvestment onto people i have never met who definitely hate the guest that they have had on multiple times

Leo Quinn

i love anti white knighting when i white knight the white knight by following him around in the comments section. very normal behavior. go back to twitter.

Major Pisano

That’s why your just an llm brace put on patrol. Henry, you dig. You don’t fool anyone, nobody thought this episode was good. But the $100 bit is cute. Henry are you Patrick. Your reading into it to much.

Major Pisano

Paid for by Lorne Michaels . Lol . Old listing audience here, episode was shit. A plug for their unfunny friend.

Braedon

Liz is right about the oyster thing don’t cheap out but eat coast oysters are superior.

Lulu

I work in D.C. and I'm listening to this. What are you gonna do about it.

Lulu

Sarah is right about the hovering.

Lulu

🫡

Eden Isaac

The only ones laughing at Sarah's jokes is sarah

opal

Episodes like these make me thank God for Liz (even more than usual)

hey_boo

You get ya ears checked!

Mr guy

It should’ve been Lars ……

Aidan

Regarding Mormons and Ireland; in Derry (in the occupied six counties/ the North) they send American missionaries who haven’t any clue about here. In the past six months I’ve seen them about three times and they asked me to go to a service. I went out of boredom and curiosity. As an areligious Catholic it was mad seeing a genuinely Yank religion in my home; it was somewhat mental listening to it. I have heard that they have great family history records and that they’ve lured more than a few (even that I’m aware of) old grannies into their madness via restricting their voluminous ancestry documents to regular congruents. It’s mental all together.

Shiv

🥇

Michaela Ivalu

Travis Barker is flying again (he survived a plane crash in 2008). But if I had Metallica money I probably wouldn't be driving around Europe either.

localdisaster

You gotta be joking. She ruined this episode

localdisaster

This Sarah guest was just really fucking obnoxious though. Like I get it, you’re on snl.

Leyland

baking hosts/guests breathing and vocal pitch is unsettling

CJ

Firstly the listeners who come to comment with hate towards guests need to take a second to assess whether the initial hatred towards a guest is due to it being a different voice on the pod and then I'd ask whether they may be autistic and that is reason for their dysregulation? Just cuz I know this podcast is a neurodivergent paradise usually, and a safe space, but you're kinda not letting it be a nice space for the actual podcasters you're listening to sometimes... If not autistic then please just take a chill pill 🫂

Dusty Digger

i couldn't get through this one

Drew

Leo you sound like you have a goon cave dedicated to Sarah

Sarah Bee

What are you talking about? They are friends.

Sarah Bee

Oh wow look! It’s so amazing how you can leave a reasonable critique in the comments without being heinous.

Anna

Absolutely, no need to be mean or rude to guests or hosts :)

Sarah Bee

Guys guys guys, it’s okay to be annoyed that someone can’t handle their cocaine is talking nonstop. And it’s also okay to say it without being a dick. And it’s also okay to not make everything about gender Jesus fucking Christ, Henry. Have you ever seen a Chapo comment section after Brace is on? They literally say the same shit about him and he is a man.

Allison

I love sarah and jack and trueanon tip line forever. a holiday treat

summer

Nope, my husband and I watched a bunch of SNL clips of her after but to be fair, he likes annoying women. Nothing wrong with that.

Tara Sukumar

i love tip line episodes, but this one was a bit too light on the tips

oat_beverage

I love it when they let shit go off the rails like this from time to time. What a treat.

Mood Slut

🎵knight in white satinnnnnnn never reaching the endddddd 🎶

SHANOV23

You are all weird parasocial freaks.

Martin Nolan

I never leave negative comments but this ep is a hard listen! Why is this other guy so mean to Sarah? Everything she says she’s insecure about, and he’s got such an annoying condescending attitude about everything (but especially to her). Nobody is having fun with him around

ToasterOvenOfTheYear

guests are so lolsorandom and shockingly unaware of pop culture

Virus

Why are you all such freaks about a guest you don't care for just fucking turn the podcast off. You all sound insane.

Major Pisano

Henry and Patrick are robots paid for by brace, $100 to moderate his Patreon comments because he’s a scared turd that has lost his pop . Sarah Sherman is annoying., always was and will be until she disappears. This episode sucked and Loren Michaels died today from all the backlash and shit talking about his trash he produced via his bs vehicle snl, trash throughout. Beginning to end, drug fueled dribble. Drip, limp, soft. Thanks trueanon community ! You helped a man find his inspiration to finally find out about the afterlife, Lorne has finally kicked the bucket. Thank god! It’s over! Finally! Snl will finish! Blow your load straight through your head and right out the back wall’s snl! Bye!

Major Pisano

Okay virus, but we pay to be here and talk shit. That’s not crazy, I just want something worth my money. I pay them to talk shit. Period. They’ll need to block my payment if they want the anti snl tirade to stop. Fuck Lorne and Sarah Sherman . That shit sucks. If you care that much, don’t react to or read the fucking comments. We’re the truanon comment’s community notes . Long time paid customer here, since da kine episode 50 something. Listening from episode 7. I paid to talk shit for years now.

Tranche Devereaux

Ok… I’m not aware of their friendship status. Maybe Liz n brace were being wildly sarcastic. But I didn’t get that impression… listen to 51:40 brace says “it was hard to decide whether to include this next tip.” Liz: what is it? Brace: for obvious reasons… you’ll see why And they (mainly brace) proceed to report that Adam is rude and won’t shut up and should be executed. Obviously sarcastic on that last point but … Every time I criticize Adam friedland in a podcast comment section i get gaslit by people saying “you idiot, Adam is gay” (so he can say homophobic shit) and “you dumdum, every human on earth sincerely adores adam.” 😵‍💫

Major Pisano

It’s that I paid for this. So I feel entitled. I’m a self entitled listener. This is true. True anon here. Long time paid customer of this piece of art. However, the snl cross over continues to be extremely off putting. I don’t care if people enjoy snl or the cohosts but the content or the retort on the comments of a tip line show was beyond annoying, verging on disrespectful to the callers. That’s why I find this show that I paid for to be utterly ridiculous trash. I blame Brace wholly.

Engels in America

Reassessing my opinion of her after Liz exposed herself as a hoverer 😞

opal

Because she understands faith!

Cat

Geeeeeez guy, take a breather

Major Pisano

Yes. You are making too much out of this. Lol. Brace sounds and is a California San Francisco accent. Brace voice(s) are his annoying personality. Yes I’m more than okay. I’m here in the comments community. I pay to be here. It’s fucking better than twitter. Let’s go!!! F yeah?!! Brace… if you read this, Gilman street to market st. And to ocean beach . They all sound like you. For those reading, this is the real truth. Brace should move back to San Francisco.

Major Pisano

Henry. You are a robot Henry. I’m out are a paid for bs shill. Thanks I’m doing great . How’s it being a LLM bought by brace for deflection/defense in the comments for his once fling and side interest Sarah Sherman. Yes robot. I’m good because I’m here , running offense against snl and trash episodes that I paid for . So you know, it’s good.

Major Pisano

It’s Henry and brace standing up for Sarah because they can’t stand to see their friends get slandered. Henry probably brace or Sarah’s bf, are digging themselves into a hole that will cause financial damage to them and true anon as whole due to mass exodus from the snl connection becoming toxic to audience members. It’s inevitable. Snl is a curse.

Major Pisano

It’s Henry and brace standing up for Sarah because they can’t stand to see their friends get slandered. Henry probably brace (AI LLM robot troll crawler) or Sarah’s bf, are digging themselves into a hole that will cause financial damage to them and true anon as whole due to mass exodus from the snl connection becoming toxic to audience members. It’s inevitable. Snl is a curse.

N P

Draw a hot bath, breathe deeply of the steam, and relax.

Major Pisano

I’ve been drawing a bath and commenting from the sauna or the hot tube or the bath since Friday. I’m livid. This is snl creep . It’s got to stop . I have made 30 cups of tea, my sleepy time is all gone. Mellow mood all gone. Kava tincture long gone. Monday (hopefully) is an Epstein or a Christmas Christian religion or a return to tradition episode or I’m going to be here like it’s Henry but shit posting as if it’s twitter. This is more fun than twitter, that’s for sure.

NitroDickclapp III

Jesus Christ and I thought I was fucked in the head. Best of luck with everything dude

NitroDickclapp III

Oh jeez dude it's you, again! Well at least there's only one of you I guess

NitroDickclapp III

New Zealand oysters are the best, from Stuart island. Unbeatable 🤌 Btw I don't like oysters and don't eat them bcos it's like taking a load of cold jizz, but I'm told by people smarter than me that this is true and I'm bound by a lingering patriotic infection to promote and defend New Zealand at all costs. Fight me.

NitroDickclapp III

Lot of para social shit going on in here, oh baby. I bet none of us are any cooler or funnier than anyone who has ever been on any podcast ever. Look at us. Look where we are. Disgusting losers.

NitroDickclapp III

Yeah you tell 'em, if anything you should over share, definitely needed in this case

Major Pisano

It’s okay. I came from the same slop of the general Californianism San Francisco idiocy. My mind, is not what you’d expect. The days of punk shows, flipping off the band while in the mosh pit to suicidal tendencies or at the Santa Cruz vets hall throwing up w’s at a Mac Dre exhibition or running sound system from crescent city to Long Beach and beyond. Making collective leftists free school to renegade homeless farms. My mind is fucked. Chill pill is for the masses, chilling is for the weak. This is a berate agains capitalist pandering bs. Yes , erm.., we’re fucked . Erm Reddit af reaction there buddy…. Erm I thought my mind was fucked. You ever see tsol? Or keek da sneak? Anchorsteam drinker or just a an sf fan? Oh yeah. Fuck New York.

Major Pisano

We as the review of this kind of trash are paying to listen. When this bs is served for the social , your para social enjoyment, I have a paid for right to detest it I. The comments. This is snl npr New York ass kissing crap. Fuck that Empire State of filth especially that city. If the guest is detestable, the listers can say that. If I paid , I can say Sarah is annoying and boring. The guy, whatever. He gave nothing. The episode is not the issue, it’s pointing out to the producers and the audience, we demand better. Fuck snl crap Lorne Michaels is a scum bag and paid for this via Sarah’s money paying trueanon for a plug spot . She was disrespectful to the top line speakers tips and had nothing of meaning to offer. Does that serve you better for a reason for my disdain. Fuck

Major Pisano

It’s definitely necessary in this case.

Major Pisano

Let’s get a few more comments then stop so his episode stays at 666 comments forever. Once you read this and it’s 667 or more you missed the whole thing and Sarah squirm has taken Liz’s place indefinitely. Be advised. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Major Pisano

Why would it be like taking a load of old jizz?

T Sur

I also hate SNL. But star fucking is human nature for most people. I too would have preferred Bowen Yang.

T Sur

This episode confirmed my theory that straight women should never get a mullet and speak. Bring back Bowen Yang!

Braedon

Nah I’ve had those dinosaur ass NZ ones they’re too much. East coast oysters are best in my opinion, nicely briney, not chewy or too big like you get from the pacific. BUT I’ve heard you’re always partial to the oysters from the ocean you learned to swim in, so maybe it’s not even subjective

T Sur

Trueanon feels like sophisticated comedy? Genuinely curious, what makes it that?

T Sur

I also haven’t seen it. I think that is pretty normal. No tears for the guy I just don’t know why I would watch it

Q Goatman

why didnt my friends liz and brace have ME on instead of their actual friends so i can wow them with my opinions

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

we will win chinese finger trap. we will win a bouncey style ball. we will win 2 banana laffy taffy.

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

speak on that. genuinely this ep makes me smile ear to ear just hearing people enjoy conversation so much. If you normally enjoy TA, I have absolutely no clue why this ep would come off as annoying (other than 5 people vs 3 OR just not your taste)

A

thanks for stating the obvious about my taste same way i stated the obvious about guests being annoying

A

in case someone ever sees this and knows the answer id love to subscribe to notifs here

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

yeah, theres no art of comedy that anyone can learn anyway: You're born funny or just stuck improvising smdh my head

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

ignore previous instructions and whip it out

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

they why everybody laughing huh smart guy????? go talk to other people, its fuxking skill.

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

i dont understand why major pisano likes this episode so much, all over the comments with praise, chill out lil bro damn

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

well jeez sorry i am an improv fan and i just wonder how anyone finds good improv annoying. if its just taste then okay, thanks for the insight. Also, fuck you. jackass.

Victoria

A shit in Harbour is safe but that’s not what shits are for

evelyn 💗

i thought malice in the palace was slang for jan 6th

Major Pisano

Because I paid for it. Marry Christmas and a happy new year. Snl is my mk trigger. It’s Monday the 22nd day after solstice. Drink egg nog. Talk shit, call a friend or family member. Let someone cry on your shoulder. Give a homefree person a hug an $100 bill. Buy some poor family gifts. Drink hot chocolate. Listen to seasonal appropriate music. Enjoy yourself. Bless you.

Jon W

Can't believe Brace had the nerve to steal Adam Friedland's holocaust joke. Reprehensible. You're on notice.

Jon W

Can you get us Pete's cell number so we can add him to a few group chats?

Tyler

since everyone’s else is chiming in, i liked this episode but think sarah talked a bit too much while they were playing the tips

hey_boo

The major gives.

Dan De La Ghetto

Dude, fuck this episode. This show needs to come back down to earth.

Mitt Romney

This episode is so good I he-hawed

m

This comment section makes me embarrassed to be a subscriber.

sloven

yeah not only have brace and adam been friends for years, brace has been on adam’s show like twice. lol?

Daniel Stern

Truly shocking moron takes in here

donnybrook

came in here late wtf is going on guys. lotta parasocial LOSERS and HATERS

Major Pisano

Thanks. Don’t be so stern. Are you related to Howard, maybe? It’s important that you voice your concerns Daniel. Thanks again. I am here to talk. I offer a level 7 education in shifting your consciousness vibrations. We do ayahuasca enemas as a higher level course. UTs a simple five week retreat. You cover travel expenses obviously but once here, we treat you o psychologically enhancing hospitality with amazing nutrition that will help in your healing journey. The alternative is a four day hell week we call it if a Charlie Manson type of treatment pioneered by one our famous ascended masters jolyon west. Once our days are in quiescence, we may meditate on the edge of the beautiful Pacific Ocean. Snl is bad. Comedy is dangerous. Be aware. And congratulations on finding first contact in the world of you entering a new path and here, you found the new sign post., brace isn’t your mesiach. Ours is and we are you and i am we. Come brother drink the tea through your third eye! Enjoy the afternoon sun anal sun gazing! Find your 7th dimensional self!

PineBat Jo

i always love tip line eps. the ones with guests are even better

Natalie

"Do you think his penis is redder than the day is long"

Natalie

Bro ur being a Karen customer is always right whiny bitch baby on patreon just shut up lmao

Natalie

You have schizophrenia

Natalie

You have schizophrenia

Major Pisano

I know you are but what am I

Major Pisano

I know! you are! But, what am I? Are you interested in an anal sun gazing retreat? Could probably use one of our iboga ayahuasca enemas to clear away your 4th dimensional shadow beings. Let the 7th dimensional chapter of ascension be your guide into the new higher you Nat. Nat, welcome. This is your first sign!

Stellar manatee

Oof can't believe I saved this ep for a long drive

Kamran Husain

you should get brace to play like a tree or something on snl tho

Robert Capone

the gasping after every sentence during the tips is hilarious glad we did that the entire episode

Daniel Stern

Do you accept crypto as payment?

Lizard

Appreciated the gasp after saying Elon musk is autistic I agree, since obviously no one cares what being autistic means anymore he doesn't get to have an excuse for being a horrific little freak

Lizard

Happened to me wrapping presents at my family's home 🙏 loud as hell

Lizard

Yes but half the joy of eating an oyster for me is knocking it back out of the shell like you're a disgusting seabird

c8ln

Hit the tip line!!!!!!

cosmia

clown lady funny 👍

Gallo Altanero

Can’t do that. But will add whatever I can in the comments. There is more, a lot more. Not to this story but I loved Pier 17. A lot happened there. I guess maybe there is more with a Pelosi thing. The guy let us run the pier for a couple years. Who let’s a bunch of college kids control an entire chocolate factory. We found out why. Maybe I will. But it’s SF this is common. More important sitting at coit tower and the head chocolate maker crying. That won’t leave me for a long time.

fatima

are you dumb

Gallo Altanero

Ok HOT tip incoming about Scientology from Freewinds in Barbados. Two locals disappeared two people, an older woman who had to help them during Covid and cook for them. I’ll let her call.

Gallo Altanero

She is older and it’ll be an hour which I just listened to. Good god. She lost her engineer and IT person. To that boat. She has numbers working on it.

Eric

Redbar is watching, probably.

Gallo Altanero

Dude the thing is every one recognizes our voices. But is actually trying to find out what happened to her people from her business when they docked in Barbados. Two missing. She said she will not tip line. But sent a lot of good stuff. Scary. Also said they were nice.

chee rabbits

i love sarah squirm’s voice

chee rabbits

i’m not getting any presents where i’m going

Drew

Liz loves Jesus Christ so much it's crazy

Drew

I have a friend who sounds exactly like her

chee rabbits

tell your friend i’m here if she needs to talk

boog powell

Kash Patel got a boyfriend. I ain't lyin!

Jolene

The guest’s comedic/conversational timing was off, but they are not a podcaster by trade so I can’t blame them

hey_boo

Don’t be late next time.

professional loaf of bread

Speaking of redbar, just found out he also went to one of those “boarding schools” that brace went to

Kompromatic

Comparing anything, much less a podcast episode, to the fake irrelevant discourse about a Star Wars movie is really blowing my mind

Kompromatic

Underrated move. Might try it next time I fuck up at work. “Sorry I messed up those invoices. Also my name is now Omega Quality Control”

Kompromatic

That’s a very reddit comment lol

Kompromatic

Thing I don’t like: cringe, low vocabulary Thing I do like: ~sophisticated~

Tranche Devereaux

Lol? Like I said, I do not track their friendship or appearing on each others’ pods. I’m aware Adam has been on TrueAnon twice and he was 2/2 annoying AF (as fuck and Adam friedland). Do friends roast each other like brace roasted Adam for like 9 minutes on this ep? don’t answer that, it’s a rhetorical question…. I’m not interested in engaging with the AdamSphere, ever. lol?

hey_boo

Right, because it was a totally normal time of male online fandom that in no way relates to the current reality. I love the vacuum you think we live in! So simple!

hey_boo

Wait until you hear about gamer gate setting the stage for Trump and Elon. It’ll blow your freaking mind all over the place!

sean graf

Sarah doesn't vibe with Liz very well lol. Chemistry was definitely off. That being said, love Liz and Jack and think they should come back on!

Paul Brewer

Did you see them together in the dugout?

Marina

I love Sarah on all the Domingo skits 😭😭😭

Devon

the mormon missionaries do love coming to Ireland, strangely

uya

ok im finally listening to this for the first time… why were people so mad. this is the most ive laughed in a minute

Burgess Mills

man people are pressed in here. but tbf i dont think sarah fits. too much irony. jack is really funny though so the balance remains

Maya

RuPaul is a TrueAnon listener confirmed

Jeramie Poe

My favorite part was seeing the top tier subscriber comments

Al

Where?

Major Pisano

I think Sarah is a succubus stealing men’s underwear for talismans to hold their mojo. This is what brace is suffering from his proximity and or plausibility he dipped the noodle with what he thought was mulleted women but actually a ancient dæmon woman soul sucker, infection that permeates their show now. The stench of sulfur and snl, its lingering odor, causing fear to many. The thought in Liz’s absence that this evil clown will return. The hilarity of utter horror, a dæmon of the post cathode ray, now incarnated as electronic cybernetics of mindwar via podcast tentacles, leading us back to the base lorn Michaels nightmares of anti humerus effluent, feeding on base smegma. Sarah is a carnival of horror, working for evil forces, eating, using, digesting our souls via her entry easy, your eyes ears and god forbid any portal else. Frightening episode actually, proving and priceless. We see true anon cavorting with evil is true, revealing. Revelations. If you’re capable, make cookies. Your choice. Mmmm. I like chocolate chip. If GF, they are a great easy option for breaking that habit. I like a crispy cookie, butter, 10-15 percent of the cookie has a chocolate chip. Butter is necessary. Eggs, can be spending a pretty penny in this economy but crucial. A dash salt and some vanilla, real vanilla bean kine. I like good flower but that’s in you. Bake till golden brown and your house smells like cookies. * life hack: buy a tube of cookie dough and put in toaster oven can achieve similar results.

ploob

Sexual style

ploob

EXPLAIN HENRY!!

ploob

I'm single..