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We have a quick peel session with Marcus Barnett about Keir Starmer’s multiple pedophile problems and the amazing future in store for the greatest island in the UK.

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Jakupe

Hello

Erik Bourre

NICE! right on time for work. il be listening while i deliver the peoples mail

Matt Jolo

Cancelling my trip to the UK

John Lemieux

Happy Friday the 13th gumshoes

Lizzie

Fool me twice... Well you can't get fooled again

Keanu

Listening to this during surgery :)

Wawaweewa

It’s a wilderness of sticky wickets love

Jonah Stocks ladd

Haven’t pressed play yet, is Marcus Barnett that Austin Powers impersonator?

aquatoll

Hull mentioned !!!!

EndOfTour

Kier Starmer Jumpscare

Matt

UK listener here, excited to tune into what I assume will be 2 hours of praise for my very normal, well run home country

Tom

Hull reference?!

Autumn,

British people speaking any language other than English is very funny. It's so silly that British people are real

Fernslinger

Yes mate! As a self loathing Brit, I’m delighted that you’re turning your gaze to this blighted island! God save the King

Jonny

we need this

Quinn

Keir Starmer looks like Tim Heidecker pretending to be an Englishman.

Pelican Grief

Can't believe there are more consequences for pedophiles on pedophile island than there are here in America

Clean Shirt Piggie

Do ep on how Taylor and Travis have fake relationship

gay communism will win

can't believe this is what's gonna do keir starmer in. I CAN believe it's what's gonna do the monarchy in, they've ALWAYS been sick fucks. but KEIR STARMER??? the SON OF A TOOL MAKER??

gay communism will win

I hope next time I have surgery the surgeon listens to trueanon while slicing into me.

Mark Owen

Desolation of little Smaugs and Smeagols

Keanu

You’d be surprised. We usually have music of some sort playing. I just have one AirPod in and listen to almost exclusively TrueAnon while in the room.

Erik Bourre

they decided they are no longer europeans, but rather some kind of homunculus

wormhole

not to bring up the clash but it is always quite funny when the clash sing en español

Ben

Liz with the LeBron Miami “not one, not two” zinger

Subodh Kafle

It's very sad. He will never be able to enjoy watching important programmes like Adolescence with his son the same way, and the joy of waving St George's flag to cheer on the Lionesses will be forever tainted by the way he is being hounded out of office..

Leonardo Corredor

Haha I guess it goes both ways cause I am actually from Bogotá and lived in Hull last year

Maggie

If there are any Kneecap enjoyers here their newest song has some choice words re: Mr. Starmer.. and they’re very poetic in true Irish fashion (that he’s better off as compost for farmers)

ronnylongjohns

I feel I'm doing my part to eliminate the maxxing and mogging lingo by saying these words to my kids

Mungo Franczak

The Norman Invasion of England, the Harrying of the North, and its consequences

Harry Evans

Brace's British-accented Spanish is kind of a passable South African accent

FairIsleMonch

There was a good line about the Labour Party only electing Starmer because he looked like someone that would play the Prime Minister in a Spice Girls movie

pepto_azymuth

Here for more ambient gull noises

Mark Owen

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp's ancestor drawn and quartered.

Pink&TealCore

Horizon mentioned 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊

123ref

starmer looks like when shrek becomes human

drewb

a chav googled me millennium domes m8

Natalie

Yesss I love it when you cover our cursèd isle

Natalie

My country, Britain, yearns for freedom etc.

drizzly_november

I love how Andrew’s only punishment is just every few months, his brother makes him move into a slightly smaller house.

Natalie

painting the fence, cutting the half-time orange… all the famous British pastimes, ruined……

NYCM&AHole

Gen Z/alpha slang is the worst shit ever

CJ

Best title ever. Now I can really call it Friyay 🙌

Natalie

Speaking of Britons (not) speaking Spanish. If you haven’t already you should check out the amazing Spanish city of Benidorm

CJ

It really has been a downward trajectory ever since that dickhead William the Conqueror took the reins. Was so glad when I found out he exploded at his funeral.

CJ

Sorry that happened to you. Did you make it out in one piece? From Hull I mean obvs

CJ

"Oh my corathonnn"

cmanenarwhale

they building the sphere in the national harbor. the natl harbor may seem important by the name, but its really just for conferences and is near MGM. i live in dc, n i dont know a single person who goes there. its not even on the side of the potomac as most of DC.

Will

Amazing title lol

Barry

We used to be a country. The Paedoph-Isles

James Phipps

Which character on The Thicke of It is Peter Mandelson again? That’s the only way I can remember any of the generic New Labour pricks. More accurately it’s the only way I want to.

James Phipps

Has the curse been lifted yet?

HK

I wish I could share this podcast with any normal person.

Jen

Tinker Tailor Monkey Spy

Lucy Wilk

We will miss you Liz! I hope you enjoy motherhood and that everything goes smoothly. Sending you love!!!!

Trashcar

Doom to the cork man who abandons his countrymen

Zzz

Where do you find these guests lol

Isaac

Liz’ herpes pun was under appreciated 🤨

Alec

Blows my mind that the socialist movement got purged from UK labour and then the scandal of the century immediately implicates everyone who kicked out the socialists from the party.

Alec

Corbyn was too nice to these freaks.

Standing the Gaff

Great guest. Nice to hear them laugh and have fun.

Winthrop

I don't know if you should compare our (Canuck) free speech laws to the Brits. I think the truckers probably got the worst of it.

I am become reply guy

Congrats Liz! My step sister just had a daughter. It’s amazing how quickly she’s grown into a little person. It goes by so fast.

Benjamin

Really makes you proud to be British

Chloe

chopped

Alexis

Monkey's last minute sent me into the stratosphere

Vincent

Joke 1: i'm imagining the doctor handing Liz the baby and she looks down and its Brace's adult face with the glasses and it says "six seven" Joke 2: name that baby Racial Jake!!!!

ronnylongjohns

What is 2 levels older than unc? That's me

Elcatz

I met Curtis Sliwa on the subway the other week, I told him I’m from Wandsworth and he told me he got stabbed there 🤝

Malcolm

what is the name of the party? is it “your party” for real?

Winthrop

Hartlepool mentioned! My grandma is from there and told the monkey hanging story all the time.

HANNAH

Woo Northern Ireland

Daniel Collins

Re-listened to the Your Party segment three times before giving up and googling the name. Can confirm that it is insanely confusing

Natalie

Brace, I hope I speak for others when I say I'm willing and open for you to try whatever your heart desires while Liz is away. Get funky with it. Liz, I'll miss your insights but I'm wishing you all the best in this amazing new chapter of your life :)) I know the nursery decor is gonna be tasteful as hell

Natalie

Also much enjoyed the ep and how much the guest giggled at Brace's jokes. Good contender for guest host! Maybe Milo's interest could be peaked again? I'm also available...

Betsy

Congrats and best of luck, Liz!

Sudden Beth

As a brit gunshoe, I'm pure buzzin for this episode

Mojtaba HUSAYNI Khamenei

Brace's enjoyment of Barking means he would love travelling the tube for days

Nico

We need Dark Corbyn

Joe Bowden

Its spelled Hartlepool

landon

bye liz we love liz we support liz

Natalie

Hang on. I have to correct some misinformation here. The hypnosis was in fact to make the boobs bigger. God bless Zack Polanski

Natalie

ALSO that bit of the British accent speaking Spanish made me laugh so hard please do it again sometime A Nonce's Night in Nayarit type style

JDF

“So you have any mustard cups or perhaps some jellied nail dust, waiter?” If not I’ll just take your finest boiled coal with a slice of clay pie, if you please. Right.

skreetsusie

Gonna miss Liz saying buh bye to me ‼️

Couture Warrior

It's always cute when brits insist that the UK (the one with passports and embassies) is fake and England/Scotland/Wale are the real countries.

Dakota

Was watching a british tv show and listening to them talk to each other, I realized i just couldn’t take british people seriously

Hardcore Virgin

Another all timer. Respect. ✊ 🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️😈😈😈😭😭😭🥰🙏🥰🥰🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🥳🥳🥳🥳😘😘😘🥵🥵🥵💸💸💸🦭🦭🦭🦭🦭🍍🍍🍍🍍✝️✝️😈😈😈

Rachel eborall

Everyone should listen to Ghost Stories for the end of the world on Starmer. When Starmer was meant to be radical lawyer I have a friend who was meant to be represented by him around poll tax non payment and civil disobedience around the poll tax and Starmer just didn’t turn up my friend wasn’t the only one it meant that at the poll tax rebellion those who were arguing for community based and working class rebellion were stuck in jail for 3 months the poll tax riot was good but a one day action whilst the hundreds imprisoned were arguing for locally based actions and strikes. Starmer’s nof a Trotskyist but a spook.

George P

Great to hear from Marcus again, a throwback to the early days of the show

Brett Rosenfeld

I went to a wedding in London over the summer and they had Spanish food for dinner and I overheard someone pronounce paella as “pie Ella”

Virgil Texas

Did the other airpod get dropped and left in someone

Emily P

Luv u Liz, have a great baby!

Brendan Kneeland

Liz is brilliant and a gift to this earth. I will miss hearing her thoughts for a while but am glad she is replicating. As a gay I refuse to learn the correct biological term. 💜💜💜

Antipaganda

Liz, I will parasocially miss you every time you're not on the podcast. I'm glad you three know what a treasured combo you make, and look forward to its glorious return. However, all the good wishes and luck to you and your family, baby and baby daddy included.

Antipaganda

I don't think any of the ones depicted were evil enough.

Gabe

eyup lovely made to wait yet another season to be called back up to the majors...

scratchme

We’ll miss you Liz

Hot Rod

Dagenham used to have a huge Ford plant that closed - it’s where Nick Frost is from.

Hot Rod

Congratulations and Good luck to Liz.

mexicanhalloween .

please have some onlyfans models on, I'm sure they only ever get invited on terrible podcasts. Love you Liz, hopefully it's mostly a nice vacation

James

You missed a few nonce related issues for Labour. Last year Wes Streeting's aide/Labour Councillor convicted of "flashing" school girls, this week Labour Councillor Liron Velleman convicted of sending sexual images to a police officer who was pretending to be a child, this month Labour MP Dan Norris charged with rape/child sexual abuse in addition to the previous charges. Starmer had campaigned with Norris & Velleman personally.

James

Good luck Liz. Brace protect the child from UK Labour.

Killer Dan

Brace legit sounds like Jason Penopolis of Home Movies fame all grown up

CK

Love you long time Liz! Hope your delivery goes well. Birth is weird but kids are fun and motherhood will warp your brain in the most precious way🥰

FT-Jan

Monkey’s Last Minute 2: Dunstin Checks Out

Isaac Andersen

Okay seriously what’s the name of this British guys party and why is it so bad

Simon

The attitude to the green party, is suspicious. Is there another political vehicle I am missing to combat reform? Worst episode ever.

Sudden Beth

Dare you to tell a Welsh person Wales isnt real to their face. Also ironically, starmer's huge unpopularity means that Scottish independence may well be seriously on the table shortly

Sudden Beth

Sadly, yes. It was meant to be a placeholder name i think but then they kept it. Fools!

Doc Adna

WHEN WHEN IS LIZ BACK

Tranche Devereaux

*stomps on new pod host’s toe with my boot, shouts in British accent “you’re not my REAL mummy!* Sending hugs to Mama Liz and lil Baby Bracey.

Nick

YC speaking Spanish 🥵

Nick A

"Once you notice one thing, you gotta notice everything else, aven't ya" Great summary of recent events by this gentleman scholar.

.

I wonder if Liz’s prolonged absence from the pod means a succession of crazy events are about to occur. Anyways good luck Liz we miss you already.

John S

/remix it I mean

Fernslinger

Fuck off mate! I bet you call it choritho as well

Morgan

Wishing good luck and good health to Liz and the baby 🫶

Shreya

Not Liz going before we could get a Freudian analysis of Pam Bondi's very demure, elegant and self-possessed performance in front of the House Judiciary.

CJ

I think they just have an image of the German Green Party in their minds and them ones are/were mental in fairness. But still, I agree, they actually seem genuine and different and give me some hope which is quite rare at this stage ❤️‍🩹

Barry

Good call - that's a good listen, I only found it recently, will need to check that ep out - 👍🏻 thanks

Last Years Man

Dude, Japan can EASILY beat "Your Party" on bad party names. The easiest equivalent would be "Minna no to," which translates to "Everyone's party." Other highlights, "The Hope Party," "The Innovation Party," the "Do it Yourself Party," "Team Future," the "Voice of the People's Rage Party," the "Preserve the Japanese soul Party," and everyone's favorite, the "Protect the People from NHK (Japanese PBS) Party" which had to change its name to the "Protect the People from Old-fashioned Political Parties Party." This is not satire.

danny

you should listen to their green parties around the world episode

Julia

We love you Liz! You better doxx your baby for your patreon subscribers!

Tom

As an Australian Greens member (the only democratic socialist party in Australia) Brace hating on Greens parties, whilst supporting Mamdani is just demonstrating his ignorance. Greens parties in different countries have zero connection. If you hate the American Greens (which I don’t anyway) keep that in your own dumb country.

Tom

These parties have no connection except the name afaik.

Barry

There's a lot of interesting stuff around Morgan McSweeny - isn't he aligned or previously was anyway - to the Blue Labour movement and Maurice Glassman? Maurice is a big Steve Bannon fan and was trying to fan the flames of a UK style anti immigrant MAGA movement. Shabana Mahmood is spearheading their tough anti-immigration stance. Anyway I need to read that book recommendation on McSweeny from this ep, while I eat my steak bake (from Baynes not Paedo-Greggs)

Barry

Voice of the People's Rage Party is pretty cool though

Last Years Man

Even better is when they abbreviate the names on charts showing all the different parties, it just says 怒り(rage).

Robert Armstrong

Have👏That👏BABY👏Doxx👏That👏BABY👏

JoJo Sliwa

Performing, receiving, or both?

Dusty Digger

haddock, chips, steak & kidney pie with gravy and a side of the guacamole 🥑

Michael S. Judge

I'm just receiving word from the House of Lords – still agape at the necessity of exiling a Lord Temporal for inordinate noncery – that Peter Mandelson has been stripped of the nickname "Mandy" and is now legally known as "Stab Vest"

Michael S. Judge

Now strictly as analysis, the UK generally is a bit "ahead" of the US in that its decay is more visible, and Peter Mandelson is capping off a 39-year run as a known child molester in positions of great power, which is astonishing on its own terms. And for that reason, I caution you: I wouldn't bank on it, but I also wouldn't bet against the prospect of Donald Trump being President until 2060

Sydney Thomas

Congratulations to Liz and her family yay!! You guys… yippee <3

Andrew strohm

Holy moly British anything is soooooo boring

Michael S. Judge

And it is worth emphasizing that Mandelson was protected in the arrest of a child porn & child molestation ring in Lambeth in 1987, was never officially put on paper as a criminal or defendant, and was all-but-identified by the police in an explanation of how and why anyone is allowed to keep rising in the Labour Party after his unambiguous presence – as an organizeer, not merely a customer – of a busted-up child-fucking operation

David Winn

Congratulations to Liz. I hope your baby will be happy and healthy

Natalie

AAGGHHHHHH

Natalie

No it ain't lol

Natalie

Why would you say that

Natalie

Fuck yeah

Natalie

Buh baby

David Winn

I’m still annoyed that Sanseito, or “Do It Yourself,” used “Nihonjin fasuto” for a slogan. If you’re going to be rightwing nationalist psychos, don’t use a lone word! There are plenty of ways to say first in Japanese, and these uninspired hacks just lifted the English phrase for Trump association

Soph

Love you Liz and we will love your baby! Congrats!

Jake Lacher

we will miss you 😭😭😭

Claire Lewis

Enjoy this time, Liz! The wee baby is in good hands re: not being doxxed.

ten

Nonce-slaught was right on the table

Kimble

labour? i barely know ur

mitchell

Good luck Liz!

Michael S. Judge

They cracked down on the Octo sector, but this baby – for good or ill – will be among the most doxxed in babydom, modern OR historic. <3 Liz thanks for everything over 5.5 insane years

Michael S. Judge

I would recommend the audio of Eyup Lovely calling Morgan McSweeney's real phone and asking if he has anything to say about Keir Starmer ejaculating inside a mistress

Alexandria

Love yelling "animal porn??" aloud on Valentine's Day. From one hot mommy to another, best wishes to Liz. I wish we could throw you a big Gumshoe Dox That Baby Shower! On that note though please stock the store with a onesie/kids size shirt or two. All I want is Gaddifi on a horse on my child 🙏

Alexandria

And you can tell everybody, this is Your Party

Alexandria

Just honkin those bobos with closed eyes, muttering to 'imself

Alexandria

It's the "yuh-gert" for me though

Last Years Man

oh, you and me both. And beyond the linguistic stupidity, as policy , it's even worse than maga in some ways. If we're takin it seriously, America first implies putting America as a nation first (as opposed to other nations) but "Nihonjin first" implies putting Japanese PEOPLE first within Japan? The idea that Japanese are not first in a country with an estimated 3% population of foreign nationals is so nonsensical, it feels like someone's sticking a vacuum cleaner in my frontal cortex. There's not even a fucking SECOND.

k

'ello gov'na i wish you all the best for the baby, simple as

Hunter Saint Hunter

Wanted to read the description and accidentally blasted "THE PEODOPHILE" in my work breakroom 😑

Emina

The only thing I'm afraid of happening in Liz's absence is the return of Adam Friedland

Kyle Palmer

GO FORTH AND DELIVER UNTO US THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND LIZ

Shiv

BE BEST, LIZ and family!!!!

Shiv

nick the baby, dox the baby

Emily

Australian here.. the Greens are shit universally. 💅

Laynie

Need a new Adam Curtis doc stat

Emily

Good luck Liz! God speed 💕

Cortni

Same

David E

Had an English friend at work a long time ago who spoke fluent Spanish with zero adjustments to his accent whatsoever; can confirm it is incredible.

Turlough Kelly

The missing piece of the Labour/New Labour story here is the 1992 election. By '92, Thatcher was gone and first-flush Thatcherism was exhausted. Labour's historic role (as assigned by capital) was to take power from the Tories, implement an orderly wind-down of social democracy, bind up the wounds of the miners' strike etc, and gently fold the workers' movement into the new consensus. They failed because the Labour right are such a spectacular bunch of malicious fuck-ups and perverts that they contrived to somehow lose the 1992 election to a Tory party which just wanted to be put out of its misery. That five-year delay (John Major was still the Prime Minister during the Britpop/Cool Britannia era!) explains a lot of the frantic weirdness of Blair, his hangers-on and his government.

Couture Warrior

It's real in that it's a distinct region, with it's own heritage, like Québec or Brittany, but it's not a country by any definition

Throw Away

This was a brace heater episode tbh

Ben

Just keep having Marcus back to talk about the UK while Liz is gone. Live hearing about that perverted island

dongfeng bong᷍gringø

i can’t wait for the most radically experi-metal avant garde podcasts in the history of podcastry. I wanna see the podcasting equivalent of david lynch’s Rabbits presented by Brace, Carl Jung Chomsky, each & every last one of the Baldwin brothers (including the ones You don’t even know about like that), and an AI model equipped with Obama voice that’s trained on every speech/media appearance that Obungler has ever bungled. And The TITLE Should Be FORMATTED With CAPITALIZED WORDS For EMPHASIS

JD Nonce

Hartlepool mentioned! Monkey hangers mentioned!!! I always thought they thought it was a Spanish spy but now looking it up now indeed the monkey was French

JD Nonce

Greggs mentioned!!! It’s not a grocery store it’s a fast food bakery. I’m just learning that it’s a peado bakery which is sad but their food is good

Rosie

Pls tell me you’ve seen keir’s return of the sausages moment

Lulu

It's like less than 20 mins drive from DC ... hardly a big deal to get to a concert there.

Lulu

Larry the cat is in the files.

babs

Good luck Liz!

Pug_luvr

Did they say how long Liz will be away?

Alexis

If i had access to the nuclear codes that godforsaken island would be gone just because of how they say "taco"

I D L

lots of love liz!

Tom Satterfield

We love you Liz! Have a healthy happy Birth and enjoy thar Lil nugget.

Jasmine Leather

Good luck Liz! Enjoy every moment even when you're delirious from sleep deprivation ❤️

Gordon Schmidt

You didn't even mention all the Labour nonces, there's also Dan Norris, who defeated famous Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg in 2024 only to be arrested in 2025 on rape and child sex offenses. And these are just the ones we know about!

David Winn

Absolutely. Seeing nihonjin instead of the country itself, it was like seeing the worst members of a foreign language class announcing that they didn’t pay attention during lessons. Adding that they saw (at most) single-digit levels of foreigners who had citizenship in their entire lives, it’s hard not to say, “grow up a bit.”

Åłęxǎş

Love you Liz, best wishes 🩷🩷

D G

The DNC forces Biden on the world instead of Bernie, then the Labour Party forces Starmer on us instead of Corbin. This cannot be the real timeline.

V

I’ll see you again in 25 years

Ian Woods

I was born in Grimsby, I am a codhead

Athron

Is the little high pitch wheeze that's lurking Liz ? Wifey had a little preggers wheeze.

Michael Barrett

We love you Liz! Can’t wait for Baby Brace to be officially dox’d ❤️❤️

F

incredibly charming guest; i did not understand a single word he said. english speaker next time please!

Britt Bush

Have a great leave Liz! Baby Brace is gonna be sweetest wittle baby!!!

gocka

Yo soy un geeza

Quinn

In honor of Liz going on maternity leave… Adult Baby Diaper Lover episode while she’s away? Good luck Liz, you will be missed!

CJ

I was a member of Your Party and was selected to attend the first conference where the name of the party was put to a vote. The majority of members actually voted to keep it 'Your Party' so that is the official name now. I left soon after that. Osho was right about democracy...

CJ

It is a Freud thing because Liz is Mother 👸🏻

Tom

Any other Englishmans living in Spain out there also feeling increasingly targeted by the pod? WTF?!

CJ

Yes 🙌❤️ would also appreciate a stock of the tie-dye Bin Laden shirt in kid sizes too 😅

Jake

Hull shout-out on TrueAnon!? We may have a Reform mayor but the revolution lives on ✌️ www.cooperationhull.co.uk 💚

Gatlin Myer

Star Wars episode while Liz is on break?

Emily

🤣

Me

Sending good health wishes and congratulations to Liz!

Me

Nattering nabobs of noncery?

Will Towers

you'll Never Walk Alone, Brace ❤️

Ham

Yeah the British elites have had the shame buggered out of them by the age of 8, and what develops after that can only be described as a baby eating lizard.

D G

Do you think nonces join left wing politics as cover or to try and atone for their sinful thoughts? I guess they join right wing politics because they have no shame.

Cee Eff

All the best to Liz for when the wee one comes ❤️

Polinkazh (edited)

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2026-09-07 00:00 Oh yeah, decrepit corbynism and feckless economism will save the day! Even the British "left-of-social-democracy" has learned nothing.
2026-02-16 17:45

Natalie

u get it

Natalie

Potential guest host sourced

N P

Wow this might’ve been my favorite guest yet, so jolly!

Sam de Waele

I never even considered that brace could be a scouser, maybe I’m wrong for that…

Kally

Yeah I know Elections are a dead end but I do find myself being drawn in by it unfortunately. When I remember that any ‘socialist’ party in the UK is probably filled with trots I shudder.

r naz

Liz is gonna miss Rachel us through the Epstein files when she gets back

Yoshi

Dox the baby!

Selecao9

My therapist is also taking a maternity leave, so my mommy abandonment issues are about to be through the ROOF

Kat

Enjoy your maternity leave and the new baby 💝

Kat

You’re not in Bogota by any chance? I was fantasizing while listening to this that there was one real dude from Hull in Bogota who happens to be a TrueAnon listener, and his ears really pricked up.

Nick

Love Marcus to bits, the shitting dog line was instantly iconic, but you gotta invite Paul Holden on given the escalating scandals here in the UK over McSweeney, 'Labour Together' and Labour ministers spying on journalists

Hana

Yep. Still trying to find one of those.

DH

Will miss you sm Liz!

Yeet yourself and everyone around you

Congratulations Liz! And TrueAnon OctoUncles Brace and YC! Minimum 2 years cloistering and seclusion or else this is a fake left CIA podcast.

Jessica S

❤️ Best wishes, Liz. I’d say release the photos, but babies don’t need to be doxed and personal memories are best left sacred. Have Brace draw us a portrait. 🎨🖌️

J

Monkey's last minute at 1:19:55 you're welcome

Some.nerd

Best of luck Liz! Dox the baby immediately

Jimbo

*north of ireland, brace

David Haigh

Sorry if this has been said (sorrier 4 society if it hasn't) but who tf has mushy peas with a full English and what Englishman doesn't challenge that.

Sofia

Wishing all the best to Liz and the baby!!!

Jake

Alas no, I am not in Bogota haha

Killer Dan

alt title: 6 pence nonce the richer

Killer Dan

1:29:21 my heart goes out to you / jerking off

Axel H.

I got so confused when they started talking about “Your Party”. It took like three mentions of it until I figured it out.

Chloe

Pedophile island

Chloe

Society of nunces

Max

The babies gender got doxxed already, by her own mother.

the_purples

just had to let you know when I was in rehab in orange I annoyed the hell out of the bilingual staff by speaking spanish in a british accent. shout out to Andres who helped save my life and shoots a mean 3

gracie_xx

what a jarring nonce-equitur

James

There's been a 7th (in the last 10 months). A Labour MP's aide (and councillor) charged with making indecent images of a child. They are truly dedicated to noncing.

B

I'm literally in Mexico with Brits and the opening bit is killing me

chorchy

Noncesequiter

Blown Load Steve Austin

Nation’s Nastiest Nonces is gonna be rattling around my head for a long time