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Episode 536: Dallas 3 (Patreon)

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2026-03-28 15:34:38
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We succumb to the malignant spirit of the Gaylord Hotel.

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Fran

Oh hell yes

Myotome Music

WE’RE EATIN GOOD (I saw Brace on Sniffys)

Go'Thrak

The Malignant Gaylord would make a great rival for The Gourmand

Richard Cochnar

So many TrueAnon episodes this week you’d think there was a ghislane Maxwell trial

Blank

God is good

ploob

Dallas, Dallas, Dallas

Brendan Kneeland

Our cup runneth over! Thank you for your service 🙏🏻

dominic

The sheer quantity of trunon eps this wk is keeping me a happy little camper so thank you guys!

Blank

All love to YC for cranking these out (also to Brace obv, but YC is playing double duty on the mic and editing)

bonbon

wake up babe no time to sleep in my two favorite nodes in my parasocial boyfriend polycule network just dropped pt III (revenge of the sith) Sent from my iPad

Waffle Poet

These field recordings have been a lot of fun, and Yung Chomsky really shines as second mic on top of producer. Ben Mora was funny as hell on Dallas I, but YC’s audible strain as he worked the dials and tried keep Brace on mic at the same time tickled me to no end. Dallas II “… uh, and I mean that in the traditional sense.” Beat. “He’s gay.” They used to give radio men awards. Here’s to more experimental episodes and series.

tursi

i was a lead audio engineer for a week long conference on federal government healthcare initiatives at the gaylord about a year and a half ago. sweet hotel. the content of the conference was so depressing. i remember a 1 hour session about brain cancer from burn pits during the war on terror

Will

New woke Bond girl Diversity Holdings

Isaac Andersen

Five true anons in one week? Liz should have a baby more often

notbrian

holy shit i thought we only had the one Dallas

Noah

Tim Pool should convert to Judaism so he can wear the beanie as a yamaka

Zoe

I need brace to do a buc-ee’s review before the conference is over. Closest one is by Texas motor speedway

Skirt Vonnegut

I’m sorry to hear you’re so miserable, but these episodes have made me laugh harder than I’ve laughed in a long time.

Eric Schmidt

Bit of a Fear and Loathing “wave” speech in this one

Max

YC rocking the very dignified black Adam Friedland Show yarmulke.

Shoshamabinladen

Was in west Belfast today & there were like 70 Persians chanting for trump to finish the job. They’re everywhere

pandamami

damn kings thanks for your service 🫡 !! there nothing like returning to the city after escaping some weird shit. i’ll be in central park whirling and twirling in the sunshine to celebrate your return like the beginning of midsommar lol

Major Pisano

Mike Lindell got subpoenaed, that’s something kinda biggish. Cpac is cooked.

CJ

YC with the creatine advice, big up yourself! As well as muscle it's proven to be neuroprotective these days right? Like 3g a day and you're good 💪 I wonder if he also has nostalgia for T-Nation...

Sebastian Ochoa-Kaup

Thank you both for the pain and sacrifice of your souls and hearts for these last five episodes.

fried egg

brace clocking that trans woman’s tea 💔

TrueAnonPod

I would’ve left the tea unclocked! I didn’t want to clock the tea!

fried egg

understandable…. as a detransitioner you have walked in her shoes

Jay S.

We love hearing certified hunk YC on the mic

Hardcore Virgin

Please do a Lord of the Ring commentary please please maybe combine star wars

Zoe

I grew up about 20min from the venue and it is so vindicating to hear the psychic damage two non-locals immediately feel from spending time in the Dubai of America (DFW)

Jacob

The French killed Charles Leclerc

Dante Scaglione

Generational episode run , thank you for delivering these unto me

TheBazGuy

Was certain YC said the “Charlie Problem” instead of trolley and i was doing mental krav maga to figure out what that would be

kallampero

I feel this insane every day just by living in the majority apathetic/ignorant/enthusiastic political environment re: Gaza Holocaust for the past 2.5 years.

Gabe

thinking of these 2 galloping around the gaylord kills me

Max

It’s probably the third time this month alone

Gabe

that one guy had sickle seal anemia

adam22

we have been eating w the new eps

Len

These cpac eps have been great, thank you guys for the sacrifice, hope the psychic damage heals soon

Joe D’grinda

I guess i’m already at that point of being a vulgar third-worldist after the things i’ve seen after 2 and half years. 砸碎反动猪猡的头颅

Rahula Anoir

Google Grant Harding (pharmacist)

Sam Hemmert

Blessings to you big beautiful boys

Addison Post

Thank you for your service. Legendary series of eps.

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

Brace and YC should have just gone to Hutchins eat some BBQ and cobbler and just make up what happened at the Gaylord

Charles Frum

Brace 100 percent relapsed on GO pills

Thirdminkappa

Woah now, not TOO much fun without Liz!! Great work gents

Ethan L

Brace, Tim Whatley is Bryan Cranston’s character on Seinfeld. The pervert dentist/Elaine’s boyfriend

Quinn Redman

I was confused why it was 3 days + long

Quinn Redman

Loved the druski skit breakdown guys

Madi

As a Texan and former dfw resident….I understand. Lead them to Paradise.

Subodh Kafle

I don't know about the other ingredients but bacopa monieri and l theanine are like the basic nootropics that are always recommended. I used to take them at university and it felt like they did something but it's hard to separate that from the fact that actually trying to learn something instead of getting drunk or stoned every night has a strong correlation with learning things.

Subodh Kafle

YC it was Dean Stockwell who plays the slightly incestuous Brother Cavill.

helvetica.hottie

After a really interesting discussion with a like minded friend, I'm convinced that US Protestant Christianity is an innately Old Testament religion. So it makes a ton of sense that they are so closely aligned with the Zionist project. I think it lays the groundwork for the murder-suicide pact between the US and Israel. Idk how much anyone else has been thinking about this, but it really put things into another level of understanding for me personally.

hhannahh

"Kippah-t dignified"

Esteé Dee

When are you going to doxx the baby?

B

Perish in a kinetic disrespect

T B

YC should be on the mic all the time

Jaime Perez

I went to the gaylord in dallas a few years back with a friend to attend an anime convention. I wont lie it was best time, i got so drunk with a bunch of sweaty/smelly nerds, i went to a vocaloid rave and met Michael from roosterteeth. Unfortunately someone got roofied at the gamer supps booth and a bunch of stories came out about how these weebs were having after parties in their rooms where girls would pass out and get taken advantage of. Overall bad vibes but if i had all the money in the world i would live at the gaylord.

Lojban Chauvinist

You would live at the Gaylord in Dallas? Why haha

Jaime Perez

Idk i kinda fucked with the purgatory setting. Plus they got pools, gym, couples massage, room service,

Brian Long

Save travel home! Great set of episodes. 💙

K

Should have invited liz truss onto the podcast if you had shown patreon rank she wouldve bit fr

D G

"Have you seen midnight express?... Don't worry about it." ... HILARIOUS

D G

100% agree. If Liz has become a breeder / trad-wife now, this could be the new normal.

Dan

These episodes have confirmed what an absolute nerd YC is

limbolul

current dfw resident here. how did you escape? im going insane.

Ella

imagine paying $4.99 a month to call someone a breeder.....

Aaaaaaaaaaa

Who is the woman saying bye bye at the end of every episode? Is this someone we’re supposed to know?

Michael Xin

I miss Liz, and I ain't talking about the Queenslayer from across the pond.

Jerimiah

"There are more things wrong with me now." -YC This is the Texas experience.

vfwh

That’s Liz Franken. She’s the co-host but taking a vacation.

vfwh

The ironically named « evangelicals » are indeed all about the Old Testament. They’re basically white catholics who wished they were Jewish, except with Jesus as a personal friend who tells them how saved they are.

chris cheshire

“I think he had seal disease on his face” almost made me choke to death on water. Didn’t even know that was possible until this episode. Choking to death on water I mean - what kind of sicko hasn’t had seal disease aka burn scars.

Clean Shirt Piggie

Please do the last CPAC dispatch from the Grassy Knoll

Smella

been dropping the YC “okay..” in conversations a lot recently

W

Funny that young chomsky thinks it takes the Star of David necklace for people to know he’s Jewish

Jeremy Bernick

Brace - fellow yid here. Oversized Yarmulke you are describing is a central Asian Jewish diaspora group called the Bukharian Jews (from the Stans!) Most beautiful of all the kippahs imo

Don Ragg

the shirt/blazer combo is bio-sexual af

Michael S. Judge

Yeah I had 38 brises but an angel with a flaming sword prevents me from entering any synagogue

Michael S. Judge

dog you'll get Kamala Harris bumper-sticker dudes at Reform temple with strategically-huge yarmulkes as they go balder and/or want to make a weird point for a bad reason. I seent a combination Utah Jazz + Bud Light kippah the size of a do-rag, and it appeared to be official & mass-produced

helena

really enjoyed the boys having to respectively “don’t worry about it” references to Midnight Express and Something Awful in this episode. their cultural pedigrees

strangexloop

I am pruning apple trees in Slovenia bursting out in laughter

Donttalktome

I miss Liz (FranzACK). The boys are doing a good job. Great to hear more from Yung Chomsky.

Spencer McKee

yall should do more episodes where you just go places and report on whats up, i love this. brings me back to the ghislane trials

Mags

I was in Cuba last year on religious visa to visit fellow Quakers in Holgin. I remember when I came back I ate in a Chili's in the Miami airport and there where what felt like a hundred televisions all playing cable news and sports gambling ads. I was overwhelmed with this sensation that everything around me was a profane and satanic illusion and that every single person on the television should be killed. I sat in the Chili's and tried to make conversation to distract myself from this violent compulsion but if I looked at any of the ubiquitous screens it would come back strongly. When I finally got home I cried in horror. It sounds like Brace and YC had experienced a megadose of whatever that feeling is at CPAC. It's true that expirencing the more material world around you and all its people struggling (the wishing for the man who pees on the subway) is a good antidote. I hope they manage to quell the horror without violence or intoxication. Viva Cuba.

Jeremy Bernick

Lmaooo totally agree. Can’t condone the American version of it but I got to show love to its origins. Always imagined it’s a blend of the Turkmen hat culture of Central Asia and Islamic Taqiya

drewb

Oh boy...

drewb

"what IS somethingawful???" "let's not.." howling

kallampero

👆Official rakija sponsor for the 2028 True Anon Balkans tour

nathan

never want to dox a baby, but how polish do we think liz’s baby is?? is this a milosz situation? maybe a kamil?

Zak K

The types of people who would attend CPAC and aren't media are pathetic, pitiable, and repulsive.

Bilbo

Being from Dallas originally this is a fairly accurate description of what its like there. Pure evil

A Horse In A Man Costume

Brace survived MkUltra torture, war and addiction only to be broken by the Gaylord Hotel...

Tea for the Tillerman

Fred Jameson famously developed his pomo theories while stumbling around dislocated and confused at a conference in the bastille-like fortress of the bonaventure hotel in dtla. The Gaylord’s design is intentional and cpac holding it there is no coincidence, you’re meant to become so detached and lost that you must submit (i.e. “you can do it!”).

Nick

Hope the CIA and FBI are able to look into the psychic damage that they both endured. Sounds a lot like the Havana syndrome has come to roost in Gaylord

JBVance

I hope it's Grzegorz!

Talking Mice

The dome at Gaylord’s 🤨

monkey

Ooh boy, I feel YC’s profound despondency. This is grim stuff.

Pink&TealCore

'We succumb to the malignant spirit of the Gaylord Hotel.' and the episode is 50 minutes xD going in, I expect they just lose it around the 40 minute mark lol

Quinn

YC has never blasted a cig? In his entire life?

Valentino

I live for YungChomsky saying, "Oh kay."

Addy G

BRACE READ INFINITE JEST

Burner Von Burns

I feel like Mom is going to have some things to say when she gets back. Not sure she is going to be happy, OR she is giggling uncontrollably and waking up the baby.

Me

Acne scarred goats: Dean Stockwell, Robert Davi, Edward James Olmos

Kat

Gennifer Zion is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Trylemat

They're talking over Liz so much she can only get her outro in

BG

It's the sexual tension between Yung Chomsky and Brace that keeps bringing me back to these Lizless episodes.

John Lemieux

Brace is going to put a sign up in front of the Gaylord hotel with long term nuclear waste warning messages.

Doug Cartel

It's funny to imagine some Bolsonaro-type guy showing up to the USA to proudly celebrate the expansion of prosperity gospel evangelicalism to South America and hes shocked to find out that the new hotness is being Jewish

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

These reactionary events really seem to be losing their luster, at an insane pace. You could sort of see them as the decorating dreams of closeted evil gay dudes or an orgy to Harold the ascendancy of the great death cult in the public imagination. Now, the spectacle is just a means to wring out the last drops of the donor hogs before the groypers tear down the walls and sack the evangelicals kingdom. You can feel that everyone involved is really bummed out that Charlie getting kirkd didn’t inject any adrenaline into the corpse. The answer for these chuds is to stop spending on these republicans failures who have a “very promising future” at the age of 39. It’s like my stupid ass believing in some NBA prospect who “is really good, you just need to build to their strengths” aka “they are great if every single thing is perfect.” They just need to invest in the democrats. You can get a buttigeg clone for fucking pennies. The parties suck as much shit at these point. You could at least possibly get your terrible grandchildren a picture with a girlie pop. The US just seems like NO ONE is interested maintaining the shit as a going concern. At the same time, no one wants to do some other shit. If pressed, Americans would just love Iran to fucking end the show. Jesus very clearly ain’t coming back for the chuds, and the precious institutions were just a collective fanfic the libs created. There is no halcyon days to reflect fondly on, just a turgid march towards the inky void.

j

“Gen Zion” could be a RHONY cast member

Ben

What are rabbi shmuley’s scars from?

Nick A

YC confirmed for Goon, between his hesitance to explain the forums and awareness of Lowtax

Chris Hildreth

Thank you both for your tremendous sacrifice in going there. It’s been great. Having yc on has been awesome.

Harrison Holmes

I hate to tell you, but you guys are majorly sleeping on Alpha-GPC. Its an unregulated synthetic stimulant they put in some energy drinks. It is illegal in the EU for being too much of a stimulant. If I was in Liz's shoes i would not have told Brace to take it, its about as close to toeing the sobriety line as you can go without actually crossing it LMAO

Aiden

Re: episode pic: Did you hit?

Trees

I feel like some of the Jewish cats i smoked weed with in college tried to juxtapose the yarmulke with the knit Jamaican head covering. This would have been 2003-7 in Pittsburgh. The big one was def a fad.

M D

I wanna see the whitepaper

Don Ragg

Having a hard time understanding why CPAC wasn’t introduced to Racial Jake

Thomas Silva

I love when YC just responds with a flat "okay" when Brace is setting up a bit, like he knows that's the only way to keep the convo flowing properly lmao

DTV

Brace is right, cigarettes are cool as fuck. I only do nicotine edibles now tho

Franklin

Yes. Gaylord dome

Ian Thomas

brace is very prominent in the video of rob schneider’s cpac comedy set

Horse Badorties

15 seconds of listening to ms. truss causes suicide. Horrible stentorian diction.

Michelle

Fantastic work, fellas! I hope you both got some good down time in over the weekend because you both deserve it.

Sexual Harry Potter

Mixing Go Pills and Soldier Fuel is known as a “Tel Aviv Speedball”, popularized by Otto Skorzeny, who said that cocktail was “the reason he became so based”. Unfortunately it does cause blindness in large doses.

Throw Away

Brace is such a good leader of our shows and our podcasts

Mungo Franczak

Persians treat Pahlavi like the Fremen treat Paul

HackerBoiTellEm

Brace and Proud Boy Enrique hit it off so well becuase BrAce iS aLsO a FeD!! Thats my new favorite terminally online leftist dork take. That the only left wing people capable of laughing, or making others laugh, must be Feds. Humor is a CIA op. But also I'm loving how these episodes are giving the context for Brace's IG story.

SPENCER PIBBLES

If liz doesn't come back soon Yung Chomsky will succumb to braces sexual advances. We need to stop this

Mary Jane S

I'm glad that Liz didnt have to experience this

non-arborescent af rhizome

when I say support the troops I mean these two on this excursion. thank you for sacrificing your mental health for us

Åłęxǎş

I had the same thought lol it’s so funny

Åłęxǎş

Really love this run of debrief eps from you two!! 🙂‍↕️🩵 missing liz fiercely of course but have really enjoyed hearing more from YC

Annie

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Bellololol

Inhaling what musk was on Liz Truss is probably what killed the queen.

Watts

Wait I just found out CPAC 27’ is going to be about an hour from my house. I hope y’all go again I’ll go just to maybe run into you and see what it’s like

Lojban Chauvinist

I saw a photo on the TrueAnon Twitter of some "Promethean Action" guys tabling at CPAC. Is that a LaRouche thing?

Jordan

Man I was wearing my I’m Jewish necklace and everyone noticed

John Blackwell

Who’s up pummeling they’re Huffmans junk?

Mr guy

Last 20 minutes was some all timers for me ……….bravo gentlemen …………

Mark Owen

All three of these really drive the point home. "CPAC isn't hot anymore! "

Barry Nixon

Thought yall were talking about Tony gokupil for a sec lmaoooo

Local Gay Guy

I knew a transgender Nazi that was cognitively disabled. They very boldly made no attempt to pass.

Will Thackeray

Sorry for you guys having to be there but these episodes are hilarious and very hunter s thompson-esque

Skullbrain

YC fork over the 10bux and buy brace an account

PJ Renteria

Brace didn’t wanna risk asking a maga torta if they were trans lmao

tubularballs

its like some andrew callahan bit like i dont understand the point

Andrew Cason

I can't believe you guys met Jon Mellis, the guy trying to be slash. He is fucking nuts, you should have interviewed him. He is from my hometown.

Kael O'Neill

I think a SomethingAwful episode would be one of many magnum opus(i?) Truly the first domino that got us here

gocka

So keen for druski x trueanon. Will Liz become a stud??

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

Amazing parry on the somethingawful attack, wp

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

The descriptions are so vivid, really enjoy the scenes painted here. If you're gonna skip this, recommend listening from 45:00 ish to hear 'em compare Havana and CPAC directly; captured a feeling i think we all have at a height that makes the shape of this madness surprisingly clear.

eduard karpoev

I'd like to imagine that trans woman was a boymoder & malefailed insanely badly

Antipaganda

Oh yeah, I remember when Liz resigned from the Senate after honking Brace's tits while he was asleep on a plane.

Jaron Lenz

I’d give one or more of my testicles to get on the show so I could explain what it was like growing up with Persian Jews/surviving the Jewish private school and camp system. Real jewcy stuff