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Episode 537: Cost Assessment [PREVIEW] (Patreon)

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2026-04-01 13:06:03
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Liz returns to talk through the economic costs of the current Situation.

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

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Ben

Oh it’s Liz time

BRO$e

Pls release in full ALL PRAISE LIZ

Bill Vog

working mom now, I guess

Erich

Full view please!

Brett Barbara

Damn do I need the Obama Dick Suckin Tier to view this

RC

We’re so back

Hardcore Virgin

What is this preview! I’m having a gay episode rn not cool! 🦭🦭🦭🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🏄‍♀️🏄‍♀️

Tommy

Did Yung cheezy accidentally upload the preview instead of the full ep??

AL

Preview???? What is this? Chapo?

Ligma

LIZ!

HackerBoiTellEm

She's back! Order has been reestablished, Nazi Pinocchio is going back in the bo- WOOOOOO 🤥

Prosner

Dox that baby

Sean Green

fuckin april fools preview

DRS

I thought my membership was cancelled or something

Dylan Kitselman

Absolutely rude to edge me like this. Anyone holding some lipitor? My blood pressure going crazy rn

Tommy

Oh you're probably right. Well played fellas

Ryan

Liz coming out of retirement for one last job

Ryan

Goyim correspondent

Jlev

SHE IS RISEN

Maya Sarder

I had a prophetic dream last night that this would be the April fools joke. Brb starting my compound

Woke Batou

America's mom returns

features creatures

I checked to make sure my subscription was still active. Fuck you.

Casey Jordan

Omg so glad to hear these voices together again! ❤️love you guys!!

Noah

Imagine you’re a little baby and your mom is speaking to you and it’s Liz

Kate Derringer

I didn’t realize how much I missed Liz til I got this little crumb of Liz 😭

ploob

Get back in your cage Liz.

Brendan Mahoney

Liz better be getting the full 12 weeks of FMLA!

John Cynn

I am a proud member of the fooled every single year club. Every. Single. Year.

pj

Not falling for it

Richard Cochnar

FMLA is usually unpaid though! Give Money To Women!

Kevin Donnelly

BIRTH STORY, BIRTH STORY, BIRTH STORY (wait that's the story of Liz's birth I'm assuming? return of the repressed here we coooome)

angie

Sad april fools playing with my emotions :(((((

Mungo Bovie

keith raniere devastated to hear about oats futures

Mitch

On the edge of my seat

Scout

bro no way 🤡 they trick me EVERY YEAR

Brendan Mahoney

New York has paid leave. They've got the best leave laws in the country.

collin

I guess it's better than an entire episode in mandarin

Middleton

High key want Liz's birth story

Quinn

Angry

Tor i

Liiiiizzzz

Don Ragg

what a relief. as much as i’ve enjoyed Steven Goldberg and Rachel Jake, we need to Polish Princess to return

Jordan McFadden

You got me. I always get got on April 1 :(.

Jorts

Öats

Julia

I hate you all. I want nothing more than to hear everyone's birth stories, especially Liz!

Julia

Literal angel

John Lemieux

This is almost as good as the AOC interview.

Alejandro Pepsi

Another great 2 hour episode guys, so glad to be in the $200 a month tier. That was a crazy birth story Liz, don’t worry though I hear they grow back even stronger than before so just a matter of time. <3

m

LOVE YOU LIZ🐐🐐🐐

pa_dutch

Kharg island? More like car guy land [America]

gumb0

RELEASE THE LIZ EP

cori

bro

Tim O'

God save our queen 💅

sarah

MOM CAN U COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

Peanut Horse

Was really hoping the baby of the Liz was gonna be born the same day Netanyahu died, but sadly those rumors were fake. Now she’s just got this boring, non-demon ensouled baby to take care of

Violet Lucca

I won $2k on Kalshi because I bet against Timmy winning and for Michael B. Jordan. I would’ve won even more if he hadn’t said whatever he said about ballet. I hate the Oscars but I know how they’ll play out.

Juicy man

THE PRODIGAL LIZ HAS RETURNED

PostmasterFenian

These damn april fools they played me into resubbing

Esteé Dee

The baby will be doxxed

Taz

Every year. I fall for it every year

Quinn Redman

Forgot it’s April 1st bruh

Emina

Damn I miss Liz so much I fell for it!!

John Waaben

Spoiler: baby was not doxxed

John Swan

People are saying “Dox that baby”

Ryan Coleman

New pay tier for episodes with Liz

Michael Findley

I can't believe AOC came on and doxxed the baby in Mandarin. These liberal FOOLS will rue the day they messed with Coindexter's Godchild!

Altus

They got me

Dani

Fuck

Oliver Compton

Teaser on Patreon is the real crisis

Tristan Cannon

Got excited and was met with Marty Supreme slander.

James Whale

Got me 3rd year in a row

Twall

Nothing with beat TrueChinese

HK

Goo goo ga ga

Connor Dickinson

You guys think this is funny? I’m going to self harm and you’re laughing

balls nuts

I was fiending for Liz to Monitor the economic Situation and woke up to this notification.. fmcl

landon

i know this is a jesterly trick but i do not know of what manner they will trick me

Tim O'

An extra subscription fee for Liz's voice? TrueAnon could make millions

MCL

I’m a doula!

Emily

YAY!!!!!!!!! LIZ!!!!!!!!!!

Bearcat

Shocked he doesn’t just have a bidet.

TrueAnonPod

I do have a bidet. But sometimes you need more horsepower

Michael

Preview??

avery parkway

Liz they've been talking nonstop about Star Wars behind your back. You need to stop this

Robert Armstrong

I don't even want to HEAR Liz until that baby is doxxed.

snapplepeachtea

Up until six minutes in I thought this was soundbites from previous episodes edited together to sound like they're talking about current events or that Liz was AI.

limbolul

what’s the joke

Sophie

Liz🥹

CJ

Thanks guys, now myself and my kids are crying, I hope you're happy

Graham Hoese

They get me every damn time. My morning routine needs to start with "is today April 1st yes or no?"

tapwaterskeptic

I met Grock. She’s a women AND she’s a fujoshi. Ask her to recount the Brace Belden x Young Chomsky heated rivalry style scenario we vibe coded together. You can thank me later 🤤

Bordy

“I don’t get why you gotta stock up on TP” Young Chomsky has underestimated the lack of Fiber in the American diet. Your average Iowan or Wisconsinite diet is 60% beer, 20% dairy, 20% processed meat. Them boys need TP….

Sam

Good April fool’s joke as per usual.

PT

What is with Americans and their obsession with TP, just use a bidet folks, all of Asia has been doing so for decades

sylvie

🥲

Your Mum

Wait I’m confused is this Ai or did yall really go force freshly torn open Liz to record an April fools joke

Sam Zeng

Release the Liz

PT

The latter lmao

Phoeb

I’m begging the American population to invest in bidets

tuztooz

Liz we miss you!!

Charlie LaGullo

I have just done a decapitation strike on the podcast. Brace has been replaced by Liz’s baby and yup you guessed it he’s gay.

Nothingburger Burgerreich

I resubscribed because I wish you all the best and because I think the joke is funny. TO BE CLEAR I DID NOT FALL FOR THE JOKE! Like this comment only if you’ve ever “licked the kangaroo”

Stew

This is amazing dude

Madi

EVERY YEAR yall get my ass

Don Burrachos

I can’t afford the new subscription tier OR .556 anymore. Guess I’ll sell plasma to continue being a gumshoe

PT

Will you commit to doxxing that baby?

Brent

As a child I enjoyed April Fool’s As a man I grew to hate April Fool’s As a reborn disciple of TrueAnon I now bask in the full glory that is the true April Fool’s

Blank

YC ya gotta get on team bidet

Charlie LaGullo

The baby was exposed to every episode of the podcast in utero and now its like alia from dune

Chris

Thanks, was going crazy trying to keep all of the events straight and wanted to see if what I had thought would happen is happening so this was my solution to all of that.

Cal

Liz come back soon brace is losing it

tay schneid

today is literally my birthday and y’all get me every Godt Damn Year

Chris

I did not create the pizza index but I did create this

duckenheimer

You guys are honestly some of the greatest to ever do something or another

Ligma

Omfg u fucking got me

Blaine Brown

God dammit I forgot what day it was...

K8

Hahaha I was not expecting the reveal, fantastic AFD ep

Cattle

You guys get me every freaking year.

Nikki J

Finally didn’t get got this year 🌹

MediocreDude

I really just thought YC messed up and put the preview on Patreon.

Tei

i demand that you release the files

Blackoutcurtains

Even as a goof it was so nice to hear her takes <3

Alberto Limon

What was the prank here? The [preview] in the tittle???

Isaac Ziegler

Literally bought a gun yesterday so there

cl

Waiting for new debit card & very concerned I'll miss Liz' birth story! Damn scammers!

Henz

Is this the real Liz or is this AI?

Justin Fry

Genuinely my favorite ep since 2019

Winthrop

I bought one every paycheck for the past 6 years

Christopher Rieth

Haha! I thought Liz was back for a minute and re-subbed. Welp, I can at least hear the CPAC episodes now... 👍

fecklessexer

"Where you come from is gone. Where you thought you were going weren't never there. And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away."

HotDingus

If the prank was the [preview]... you got me

ploob

This is fake

Alex

The people yearn for Liz

Jesse

Roasted my ass

Louis Wilkins

The only true luxuries are a clean anus and a hose attachment on your toilet cistern to achieve this. All else is vanity.

Michelle C

Congratulations to Mama Liz!!

Shiv

Have you SEEN the oats futures??

Militant Agnostic

Miss you Liz! Please come back soon so we can doxx your baby! 🥳

Isaac

Welcome new subscribers, you fools!

Major Pisano

Tepid water streaming from a one liter tea pot will suffice. A pitcher or decanter can be substituted in place of bidet where/when necessary. “Oh yay! Bidet!” This scene with a tea pot.

avery parkway

Doxxing the baby isn't as bad as Outing the baby as gay

itstgirltime

Clever way to get me to resubscribe

Kabi

I pity the shower that subs in a paper drought

Kerri

HELL YEAH TELL IT MAMA

Max

DOX THE BABY

Max

TrueAnon has been fully AI since Liz left. That’s also why we got so many EPs last week, since YC just has to run a little prompt now. It just took a while longer to get Liz AI right probably.

Natalie

The whole thing brother

Stucco Label

damn and to think I was so happy to have no more coin/economy episodes

Max

In my Soviet republic we will have a 3 day work week, but no special days of any kind, no Father’s Day, no Christmas, and no April Fools.

Natalie

Ur giving AI too much credit, it could never recreate Oat Futures

Natalie

My fave April fools is still the several hours of Nyah nyahnyahnyahnyah Nyah Nyah Nyah nyahnyahnahnah but this one was pretty good too....we miss you Liz but a firstborn only happens once 💗 hence the name

Mr knucklehead

You guys are the worst I thought my patreon app was glitching for thirty minutes you SOBs

ruby

I miss you Liz

Micahl Contos

Oh my god, I just resubscribed twice because I thought it was glitching 😭

Franklin

CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL CRUEL. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE CAKE MARKET!!!!!

Sneakaboard

I've been having intermittent watery diarreah for a few weeks and was about to go to the hospital before I realized I've been blasting my hole with such intensity that I was filling my butt with water. Buyer beware.

Zzz

We gotta wait and see…

Zzz

Lol

Bruno

Guess I’m the only guy who still thinks some things are too serious to joke about

Reece Coren

just for this i’m writing the true anon tip line number and call for this for sex above it on every pole in philly

.

Don’t worry podcasters income will be one of the first things to go as things fall apart. This seems like a genuine cash grab if you see the comments in this thread and what regular people are facing in the future. People respect Liz’s opinions more than anyone else’s on this show….overall it’s just entertainment. Kinda weird for people who make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to do this but then again the rich even on the left don’t really fucking care. This is what America produces even if they hold some of the same opinions as us.

Stevie Nicks

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

.

Thanks Stevie And it all comes down to you Well you know that it does And lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice Oh, and it lights up the night And you see your gypsy You see your gypsy

Corey Reynolds

There was a real hate campaign against Marty Supreme for 3 reasons. 1.) bc Kevin O’Leary is in it and he’s an asshole in real life AND the movie. 2) the weird rift between the Sadfie bros bc one of the bros letting a sex weirdo on set 3.) Bc Timmy’s comments about opera and ballet. But let’s be honest, I want to know how many people offended by these comments has been to a ballet or opera in the past 5-10 years? Not counting your kids ballet. Ballet and opera are art forms to be respected but we all knew what he meant. With all that said I loved the movie and I think it’ll age well. And don’t forget that a depiction isn’t an endorsement

mjultra

MA-ANON!

Bananab

ur so insufferable

professional loaf of bread

Oh Liz How I’ve missed you so Your voice is a blessing I’d be pleased if there was an echo Just to hear it twice Your vocal fry is so nice I must say it thrice Oh Liz Oh Liz Oh Liz 🩷congratulations!🎈

Louis Wilkins

Operator error. Also what’s up with your ass dude?

Brian

Yeah, I said this when people were outraged by the ballet/opera comments. Nothing he said was incorrect. He just said he wouldn't want to do ballet or opera because its hard to make a living off of and no one cares about it. 99% of the people mad about it have never been to the ballet or opera lol

Wendi Byther

I have never been more excited to hear Liz’s voice, until I heard her say “it’s time to tell my birth story” (Also I was at the NY Halloween show and KNEW that was a baby bump before she said it 😊)

Brian

A birth story?? Unsubscribed!!

Bruno

I was just tryna make a joke that Liz coming back to the show is too serious for an April fools prank I dunno what’s going on here

SF

The craziest thing that happened to this podcast in the tenure of this podcast is that the original subject of this podcast was mirked!

i shyr

‘Car Guy Land’

Sarah Rea

Have they considered making a little Wilson doll and calling it Liz🏐?

Jm

Hated Marty supreme. Not enough ping pong.

M D

Tease

TrueAnonPod

Ballet opera thing was the fakest online shit Eva

Ricky S

Knew it was gonna be a liz centered April fools

Betsy

I want to hear the birth story :(

Bob K Ross

Wow I'm so happy that was a joke! P. S. Stephen doesn't wipe

grant brown

I went to opera bc they have these cheap tix where you can stand in the back and it was so boring we left after 25 mins but good for them no disrespect 🙏

Christopher Price

obviously. but all the costumers, set designers and make up artists all have friends who do the same jobs in the theater, opera and ballet world. Marty Supreme would have cleaned up but then the votes were split between sinners and obaa.

Zach

Honestly shocked they didn’t make this episode 2 hours long like the AOC episode. Liz wrapped up the story very quickly!!

Brian

Liz the Lib

Gaspo

This is too far. Not funny at ALL. Thank you for you’re attention to this matter

Shreya

I obviously think the hate towards Timothée is contrived and coming because of his image change where he went from a French artsy indie boy to talking about sports and hip hop in the process alienating his fanbase who liked him because he looked young and victorian but I genuinely thought Marty Supreme was mid. It has pacing issues and I think the Safdie brothers have made the same movie but better before.

Franklin

So good to hear from Liz again omfg

Katja

Oat futures

Zakir KH

What da fuck going on with the youtube. I'm using pixelated interfaces and getting false notifications. Somehow that's yalls fault

MirrorOooMirror

Into this house we're born Into this world we're thrown Like a dog without a bone An actor out on loan Riders on the storm - the Navajo lizard person guy. Birth story told.

Sam

Krazy karg koping

Nick Boline

So there is no full episode or what?

Gabe P

Man the full episode was so good!

123ref

whars d episod?/////!

J98

Outlying my oat.ly shorts are coming through

Jed Levin

Those bastards! This actually caused me to cancel a couple of other Patreon memberships as it made me review my account to see what the hell was up!. Oh well, LOL, April Fools!

Man

It was foretold in prophecy, he who defeats Brandon, shall become Brandon

lilah s

Not funny

Timothy Buttons

I didn't know Jewish podcasters get to take April Fools Week off

Timothy Buttons

Don't listen to me I'm just having a bad week

Louise O'Toole

Is this supposed to a preview? Or what is it? Am I being stupid?

Dave-O

Damn every year I get got

Eddie

They got my funky ass

Begginstrip

you fucking made me think I was unsubbed :(

Cameron Young

Aww I would listen to the birth story

KungFuKenny

Every time one of you leaves, this kind of world altering stuff happens… kinda spooky!

PrinceVocalFry

The only April fool here is Liz, coming in to do work on her day off. Smdh

Michael L Schroettner

Damn Liz, why you doing us like this!!? We need your takes now more than ever!!

David Haigh

The day I can't afford my Staffordshire Oatcakes is the day the revolution comes. Also Liz sounds very Professor Jiang pilled

Kevin

I absolutely refuse to click on an episode released by you guys on 4/1 after last year

Max

Excuse me, are you saying women can’t give birth and be a small business girl boss at the same time?

Pte. Parts

Took me two-days to realize..

Lukas Kuligowski

Glad I watched even knowing it was their "Fool's Episode", jokes on them this time, we got 8 minutes of Liz, great ep!

alex

i miss you liz i should’ve killed myself so i could be reincarnated as your baby

Lunabelle

I want the birth story!

KkOrbins

LIZ my wife has returned from war

A Yee

I look forward to the day of fools every year <3

MirrorOooMirror

“We need a war and we need to lose” - BB Notayahoo

jeni

LIZ!! I must hear the birth story!

Eagle Chee

JT Is a little Debbie chocolate cupcake– the only one with dark Dominican chocolate exterior, white cream filling and topped with some curls.

Brian

Can’t wait to hear Liz’s take on Jen Shah’s boots on the ground reporting on Ghislane

Ross Moore

It was pretty homophobic of young chomsky not having sex with Brace. I think young chomsky might be a bigot

Jose

That would actually be queerbaiting and Im glad Chomsky is an aly and would never do that to Bi-icon Brace Beldon Boots

Lorean Martin

I fell for it again haha and I love it. I truly do want to hear about Liz’s birth story tho ❤️

Zachy

is there even consensus in the comments if this is a teaser for a real episode

Horse Badorties

I thought this used in a Charles Bronson movie until I rewatched it.

HANNAH

Where is the episode!!!!!!

HANNAH

Oh ffs

HANNAH

4 days, I was checking my subscription payment went through. Close to kicking off

HANNAH

Big baby brace brace brace balden

Bess C

5 episodes in 5 days then nothing in over a week…descending into madness without Liz

Keanu

Is this my annual April fools joke?

trey

Brace and Liz have made us all into April fools

Bryson Martinez

Facts. I too am spiraling down the drain

BRO$e

Guys it’s been a few days, can we hangout?

Sara

Hard april fool you guys, I need two hours of hot takes from Liz and I need it bad!!

uya

what if the prank was her pregnancy

Jon W

So true. Miss that polysci savant

Yourfairyhagmother

6 days been checking to see when Liz was going to explain this economy to me, but now I want that and the her birth story. I’m an idiot.

Acacia

Once again an absolute heater april fools prank, thanks y'all

R.Georgy

this one was straight mean, you know how much we miss her :(

Michael Quigley

Literally tricked me into signing up to the patreon.

Rodi

You're gonna AF us in this economy?!?

Kate Coughlin

Ohhhhhh I have been trying to find the whole episode and thought I unsubscribed myself

Padhraic

I really should have checked the comments, I’ve waiting for so long.

Emily

Omg been waiting on the full ep for 2 weeks thinking Patreon had a glitch—I am a true April fool

harpy

Rick rolled 😂

Mattie Pie

Where is this damn episode

Gator lord

Can we have cost assessment full ep? :(

CD

Can someone tell me which level of membership I need for this ep? I was also giving birth like Liz and now I'm catching up 😂