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Hello It is Brace Belden...I have been made aware by the gnomes we keep as slaves, usually lashed to walls but occasionally unleashed onto either foreign shores or in crypts etc to scout for precious gems, that we have t shirts.

one year ago before my enemies invented the Coronavirus to make ammunition more expensive and prevent me from quitting podcasting in order to sell cheap .22LR rounds to America’s competitors in order to get them hooked on varmint killing and stop them from competing with our first rate pharmaceutical R&D, we had some shows booked. Liz told me she had something planned that would’ve made “Great White look like Bonnaroo” but the shows were cancelled By Andrew Cuomo and his little crew of miserable freaks, the NYPD. We did make some shirts. Those shirts are for sale now. We didn’t make a lot of them so I guess if you’re gonna buy them do it now. I can’t remember what else I was supposed to say. I am stressing these are YEAR OLD shirts so if you prefer clothes of the latest fashions Please go to “Dolls Kill” or “Etsy”.

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Devvinnnnn

I’m the real first

essie

no me

essie

do these ship from the US because import duty is a real bitch here

Wagner Koop

Brace it’s kind of fucked up that you don’t have a “Da Gay Pu$$y Eatah” shirt but I will be willing to design it for a substantial fee of course.

essie

when i buy shit from china they always mark it as being worth like £5 so u can dodge it. god bless them

Burat

Why are there only small medium and large but no gnome size

Wagner Koop

(PS please tell Mr. Chomsky I’m sorry the MoGraph shit is taking so long, I have Covid rn so I’m a little delayed but either way my bad lol)

Creighton

No, make a shirt with that image of the Oswald killing.

TrueAnonPod

Actually wait I think I didn’t get any of these ones. I’d probably the Zabars copy cat one. I dont know what zabars is and Liz treats me like a real provincial when I ask her though she does tell me I just forget every time

jack dulworth

What stage of the Belden plan is this

TrueAnonPod

Gnomes wear leather harnesses I can attach a leash to. Like the dogs that have their thing on the back instead of a collar

Vincent Utah

Ah yeah, getting fired from my job while wearing one of these

Chirpton Lumplox

I want one but my gf says she won’t go out in public with me if I wear it

gekko

Who killed jeffrey epstein size XL sold out way fast. Fml

essie

fo

Nicholas CLARK

king I accidentally ordered an S can a gnome sub me out for an M?

MechanicalJunkie

Can we get a pic of Jeff and in the old school meme impact font on top it says “How many brothers fell victim to the streets?” And on the bottom it says “RIP young nigga there’s a heaven for a g”

Leafandbeef

Excuse me, I believe the proper nomenclature now is boxy.

Swamp Kingdom

The audacity of having an Eyes Wide Shut shirt without yet giving us a Kubrick episode

Mark

Good lord The Who killed Epstein XLs sold out in like 0.1 seconds like they were PS5s

Kati Ketz

Too fat for these which is depressing

lkmewqa

Can you make ones that don’t suck? The NFT design should be a shirt.

SP

Bro sell more XL

Justin Sexton

i got one Bracie. if i get any pussy bc of it, i’ll up my Patreon contribution to you guys

Mike Wallace

Kinda fucked Peter Thiel gets a cut of this but so does my friends ultra successful drone lathe cut 7” label so I guess that’s just econ

essie

its a psyop so they can force us to stop being fat but we wont fall for it

Carly Wack

Hey bb I'm 6'8" and I would love to buy a shirt. Bigger sizes in the future maybe?

luis

Fellas is it gay to shop

Luke Farrell

When will these be shipping out?

Jake

Jesus Christ, Brace

Andrew P.

The people want Bush did 9/11 shirts!!

Alex Hughes

Seriously, I'd order an XL Eyes Wide Open shirt rn if you got more

Bobby

Please make more

Nicholas Orlando

Holy fuck that was fast. Can you do another run on the Eyes Wide Open XL. Thanks. Buh Byeeeeee

TrueAnonPod

we'll have more in bigger sizes next time this was just us clearing out the gnome lair from shirts from last year alright. ok. please stop yelling at me I get it. I'm going to hold you emotionally hostage until you start feeling bad about being annoyed at me. Maybe something really bad could happen to me like I get hit by a car and your last words to me were "bro why didn't you print more shirts in my size" and then what will happen. You'll feel bad for the rest of your life. Sorry I drank a vitamin water with a bunch of sugar in it so I'm all hyped up. I'm also typing a long time because I'm delaying taking the trash out. I gotta squeeze by this car to do it and it sucks sort of. but anyways how are you

Andrew Kuhs

I hope those gnomes aren't unionized cuz we're gonna need more shirts very fast.

Gagortion

help I'm trying to add eyes wide open shirt to cart but cannot help help me

Owen

If I wasn’t drunk I probably would’ve beat the sell out. Stinks for this guy!

Kenny Caudill

It's okay. You hate fat people. I hate myself too.

Samuel Hill

I want eyes wide open its my favorite one and i am a huge fan of you guys from nova scotia and im a fan of telling my friends about the nudity in the film just that one scene where they argue.

Samuel Hill

Seriously though plz more eyes wide open this is my first time harassing brace and im kind of getting used to it already

Ethan

Can’t believe you guys sold out and became Supreme

Jimothy Realname

If anyone here sees me out in the shit in Edmonton (you may be able to identify me by my "who killed jeffrey epstein" shirt), you can ask to bum a cigarette from me, and maybe, just maybe, I will say yes.

fuzzyxpickles

Wow the eyes wide open one is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

hannah

They're waiting for me to map out ~Meaning~ of the kitchen appliances. And I think my Skull'n'Bones Backyard BBQ story would go reallly good too. Whoops I've said too much

Jeremy Oliver

I spend literally one hour away from my phone and this happens.

Peter Jenkins

I had a hard time explaining to my mom why a bunch of XL shirts from “Trueanon Inc” showed up on her credit card app or whatever but it’s all good now so thank you Brace

Jay Wright 669

Less than an hour since posting and ALL shirts sold out?!

Jimothy Realname

i read your post in that autistic nova scotia weather guy voice. I dig it.

joshua emery

If you do a reprint of eyes wide open please do black 🤘🤘🤘

Jimothy Realname

9/11 didnt happen, google false implanted memories, why twin towers digitally inserted POST FACTO into all movies set in new york, how can planes destory a building when heavier than air flight impossible, twin towers too tall to exist (would pierce firmament), twin towers holograms & all planes holograms, why have I never seen "twin towers", home alone 2: lost in new york trump twin towers big coincidence????

Jo Namis

Good to hear the proceeds are going to the victims.

Baron

Egg Boy’s gonna write an article soon about why gnomes dying from overprinting Epstein shirts is okay, especially if they’re underground.

Baron

Eyes Wide Open in TrueBlue and AnonRed

Bobby Volcano

Sold out, guess I will just have to sell an NFT of the shirt I wanted

tulpababy

Please make more shirts next time

Zendo Cat

Welp. The one hour of the day I successfully remove my phone from my hand...

William Pepper

Yo I emailed y’all about order 1054. Switch one of those larges to an XL because my bro got fat

Josh F.

Make more shits. Take my money

Michael Pollak

Also make a shirt with the logo above

Dave-O

Do you mean the B E L D E N —— P R O G R A M ?

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

a) they're sold out already!? you other trueanon fans i will not forget this betrayal

Jake

I got so pumped when I saw the shirts but then immediately fell into despair when I realized they were already sold out. The Eyes Wide Open is so great..it was never really there...

Ashley

Please make more 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

JOHN PARISELLA

Sold out! I hazz an idea ... a Mandalay tee ...

Jimothy Realname

I also have an idea, Brace doing "happy merchant" pose in front of burning twin towers (not racist)

Jimothy Realname

ALTERNATIVELY: Liz doing "happy merchant" pose in front of twin towers with other imagery strongly implying the Poles did 9/11

Chad

Sold out but I’m a 2xl on days I’m not trying to show off my man tits.

Brian Long

Shirt idea: Liz’s face and text that says “buh bye”

Char Kelly

omfg true anon talks more about the phoebe bridgers/brace bit AND releases shirts on birthday THEN SELLS OUT. im fucked up on all this information

Char Kelly

i would buy this shirt so fast

Jimothy Realname

No! Don't let the internet know your real birthday! Redact this post immediately! OPSEC! OPSEC! OPSEC!

Char Kelly

lmao i WISH i could redact my bday from the internet

Char Kelly

just a shirt with every tweet brace has quote tweeted with an 👁️

dopamean

Sold out too fast. I want that eyes wide open in black

TrueAnonPod

would you prefer single or double pleats

Sandy

Sold out. I'd Hella buy the eyes wide open

Lucinda Mason

I desperately want the Eyes Wide Open shirt if you do a reprint!

Lucinda Mason

I would kill for a black version

Matt Norman

y’all better make more

Wagner Koop

This is a great idea, any kind of buh bye shirt

Pablo Tamarin

Sold out in 2 hours 😭😭😭

Sam Sal

please make more

Cameron Young

1 Large “I live in Alsace” please

Michael

Sold out so fast Jesus

HATERSLAYER420

wow gone in a couple hours. belden program is in full swing. btw let me buy ur shit make more shirts please

thepetchel

Sold out already? The Spidernetwork strikes again!

peter

The shirts are already on eBay for 500 a shirt. Damn scalpers.

Jeffrey Johnson

Damn how’d y’all sell out in 7 hours lol. Also we’re not all Cali Hipsters can we get some 3X sizes too por favor fwm!!

Al W

Hope they be made by workers paid a good wage/union

hannah

They didn't even sew my ears back on so good, Damn scalpers indeed!

Dearl Venneder

(63/*=£! Festooned🦎🎈🎈🎈🎈

Ian

Please make more available 😭

lin hou

Love the designs!! Hopefully more size selection next time and a 9/11 shirt design would be awesome.

Oneyedjax

All Sold out!!! Ima go die now

Erin

Restock!!!!

Sean Hills

Sold out. Cool, I didn't want one anyway.

Chadwick Wood

Reeeeally want one of those Eyes Wide Open shirts.

E G Christmas

seconded, would love to rep but there’s no way i’m fitting into an XL, this is america Brace!

j

restock plzzz

Christopher Wolf

Embarrassed by podcasts? You should be proud to listen to trueanon

William Brame

Can y’all please get some plus size shirts! This is my favorite podcast by a mile

hannah

I came up with a GREAT shirt idea last night - It's Vincent Donofrio's face from the "bathroom scene" in Full Metal Jacket - you know, THAT face - and underneath it says PLANNED PARENTHOOD. On the back is just "Danielle" in cursive, very small, dainty, ladylike, attractive, perhaps a bit hidden, you know... Pretty!

Loic

It better be made with Xinjiang cotton !

C

Make more!!!!

Tim Childs

Please make more eyes wide open please I’m so ashamed I like it this much

Katie

i don't want to buy one

Paige Preston

What is this artificial scarcity bullshit?!

Paige Preston

Print more Eyes Wide Open shirts and pay me to wear it

Andrew Morales

Would also love something simple with just the pizza eye logo and the title TrueAnon!!

rolfesam

Restock them, cowards

hannah

It's a Waco reference. Lolol

Zzz

Whaaaaa no shirts with the logo??

Don Ultra

How about a mug to pee in?

Soup Kitchen 2

Wow yall selled out wtf what kind of capitalists are you clearly the shitty ones

Jimothy Realname

Okay, how about this: Bumper stickers. -My other car is a Boeing 727 (speech bubble from epstein) -My other car is the LADY GHISLAINE II -Don't blame me, I voted for the *other* pedophile -One of those darwin fish but instead of the legs it has a fucked up egg dick and it says "EPSTEIN" Coffee Mugs: -World's greatest PEDOPHILE -Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee and busted at least 3 times

_luckylogan

Missed the sale. I won't miss the next.

hannah

What IS IT? A staring contest?

Shane Webb

I don’t know why I would ever close the window when there was stock, to try and decide which one to buy today. Please restock?

Nikola

You should do cropped ones for girls

GW

Why do so many obese people listen to trueanon

Jimothy Realname

it's actually mostly 9 foot tall adonises, like myself. I actually have negative body fat percentage but nevertheless need a triple XL. Anything smaller will simply burst open when I flex

a clash of purple

Only skinny people molest children. That's why Jared Fogle wanted to lose weight so bad.

Ipwnnoobs

Make more shirts!

Caz VanDevere

More shirts please! I will buy two shirts that say, “You are serf.”

Leland Potter

Yes please, the WKJE? Is rad. And put me down for a serf shirt as well please and thank you

Jark

Need the eyes wide open shirt!!!! Please print more

Charlie A

Joining the chorus - PRINT MORE SHIRTS PLS (especially the WKJE one in Small thank you)

Eric J Hayes

What's up with the sizes?? Better tell your gnomes to stop discriminating or they're only getting one ration instead of two...

OSpencer Bin Laden

Has anyone gotten their shirt yet? It's been 2 weeks and still haven't heard back from them.

Luka

Pls restock 🙏