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We preview the upcoming Ghislaine Maxwell trial, revisit some old spy tricks, and introduce the world to The Gourmand

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Paul Brewer

All these mangled pronunciations are a bit

Andrew

Wow what a good episode

regan

69th ;)

K'caj

Thurd

Playdoh

When you listen at 60x playback speed you also get to hear the secret satanic messages Yung Chomsky hides in the audio 🤠

James

This gout oppression will not stand #ShoutAboutGout

kaicycle

Love "The Gourmand", hope he continues to front in Brace's ever growing web of alters.

Kristen

Can we get a link to the music, this ep was super psychedelic

bugsick

The Gourmand is even better than Coindexter

Lea Jaffe

Gourmand spin-off miniseries please

Yevka D

what’s up with that weindtein weiner pic

Shiv

I love Gourmand - can we see Gourmand in VR please

Kenneth

I love that bird!

Marc Mayerson

No. You two (three) used to have good substantive content. Probably one of the earliest patrons, but am considering terminating. Sorry.

bugsick

Let them vibe. Pay for them to vibe

m w b

at least have the dignity to go quietly you herb

Jessica S

I must speak to the manager!

Jessica S

Insane in the ghislaine.

Jessica S

Kate plus eight haircut, yes - I can see that. What a scary couple.

Trevor

I wouldn’t have thought Brace could make this voice

Miaow12

Please do an Episode ( or another episode ? ) On Robert Maxwell. Even If I went true The Life and Death of Robert Maxwell super spy, I want more

Svid

Super cute ep

Svid

Feel like it shoulda been #shoutagoutit but maybe puns in the hashtag is viral no no

Svid

Lol you aren't going to "never shop here again" the week before their coverage of the trial. So just relax and enjoy the pre-game biatch

Rai

y'all should listen to the most recent ep of citations needed!

James

Gout is funny enough without puns, and I'm sure the people behind the hashtag were aware of that when making their choices!

PrinceVocalFry

Kramer goes crazy because of the Kenny Roger's Roaster sign. So, Jerry trades apartments with him, which causes Jerry to begin to act like Kramer (some of Jerry's best comedic acting). Eventually Jerry gets the Kenny Roger's chicken place to move, which pisses off Newman who loves the stuff. In a *separate* episode, Kramer decides to start sun tanning with butter. He falls asleep and his skin turns a delicious dark brown and red, causing the confused Newman–an all-time gourmand–to start fantasizing about eating his friend. The episode features Kramer bathing in his hot tub–in his apartment! which we remember from the Jean-Paul Jean-Paul marathon episode ("Dis sonovabitch is ice cold"). He is still buttering himself to keep his skin moist and has Newman stir the butter into the hot tub with a broom, I believe. At the end, Kramer gets into an argument with Jerry in a comedy club kitchen, accidentally knocks a pan of spices onto himself, which "is sticking to him because of the butter!" Newman can't help his gluttonous desires and chases the K-man onto the stage where Jerry is performing. C'mon guys, you gotta get your Seinfeld lore right. I know YC is watching the reruns.

Randy Hendrickson

I came here to say this very thing. I'm still here for Briz & Lace tho.

steppingstone

where's the link to the dickless Weinstein

gen~

bob l'eponge carre

L

Why Liz spelling whittling so much

L

Why are u explaining what a honeypot is

L

“Making INSANE love” lmao

Phil Darovic

I'd really love a podcast hosted by the gourmand, coindexter and Lou perlitzman or whoever is Felix's alter ego. Would be gold. Also Liz great job at all times ❤️

socialist heretic

gourmand always makes me think of Monty Python's Meaning of Life with the guy with the bucket

uleg0

Is aoc getting a bbl?

Lesley Anne Noelle

‘Tom Parker Bowels’…🤣it’s pronounced ‘Bowls’.

Lesley Anne Noelle

wait. they can’t be ‘Goofus and Goofus’, they aren’t, but they’d have to be ‘Goofus and Doofus’ !

JV

Gourmandmaxxing

Miss Lourdes

@brace why you breaking hearts casanova

Miss Lourdes

Please we need this to pass. Signal Boost

Pug_luvr

A gourmand doesn't cook. They dine at the finest restaurants for every meal, may even own on their own establishment. A foodie is a hobbyist whose interests span producing and procuring ingredients, cooking, and eating (primarily) their own food

Pug_luvr

Lol, quitting right before they start covering the trial. Great bit, dude

malpertuis

Wear the white suit!

NigelBOpinion

Not sure if anyone mentioned yet, the tiny bird in question is the Ortolan. Supposedly former French President François Mitterrand had ortolan at his final meal (he was sick so had a big blowout dinner with his cronies, then ate nothing else and died like 9 days later).

Blown Magnet

Another great food word is "trencherman"

Florida Woman Podcast

They didn’t mention the craziest part about Ortolan which is that they’re force fed to get super fatty and then the live birds are killed by being drowned in Armagnac before roasting. A superbly toothsome dish for true gourmands

Jack

young Chomsky confirmed Fannibal

Ian H

One of my chef instructors in culinary school gave himself gout in his early twenties by living on nothing but brioche and foie gras trimmings when he worked at the four seasons. No idea why he chose to share that story, but, * gourmand life*.

Carson D

The gourmand is brace’s best voice

hater

just want y’all to know i googled ortolan and found a recipe for vegan ortolan, and now am going to the psych ward for 4-7 business days

Mike Penix

Brace too stuck on east Germany to come up with one of those stupid ass Baltic names like "sandis" or some shit

Jake

I would like to lease the Gourmand to be my representative. Please inquire

CE

"Ravelstein when he was feeding and speaking made you feel that something biological was going on...." -Saul Bellow's Ravelstein, description of a Gourmand.

malpertuis

I changed my mind - you should wear giant NAnacy Grace suits

Ken K.

“…another chop please.” Gourmand is brilliant!

Michelle C

The Gourmand is the judge from blood meridian

Tonya Farting

The Mitterand family produce the unholy combination pedophile gourmands. You've not only got François meeting his mistress when she was 14 and snarfing deathbed ortolan, but his nephew Frédéric detailing his love of Thai boy sex slaves in his autobiography and doing a keynote address at the Parliamentary Club of the French Table.