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Hello Gum Shoes—

you may have noticed in past couple weeks our schedules a little wonky this month/less consistent than usual. While the gas lighter in me wants to say it’s a vague excuse like “someone got 5150’d but we won’t say who” or “saw large bird got scared”, the real reason is because we’ve called it quits as a podcast.

Just playing. In reality we’re working on (and have been working on for some months) a giant project for the podcast that is unlike anything that we—and I think maybe anybody else—has done. That sounds so lame written out but I’m pretty sure it’s an actual fact. I don’t want to jinx it* or start rumors so can’t say more but all that is to say that don’t trip we’re going bonkers in putting it together. Anyways baby usually right now we’d  be putting out a new episode but we had to muscle down on a particularly psychotic part of what we’re up to. Schedules will return to normal basically by next week and you should still get the regular number of patreon eps this month I think.  Just wanted to be as transparent as possible while still being opaque cause don’t wanna ruin the surprise 

I love you :)

Brace Liz YC

*”Jinxing” is a real phenomenon—not measurable by regular “scientific” means but by the science of the spirit of man. I am exceptionally lucky, often comicaly so. But the luck never starts at the beginning but always hits right before true doom or crazy disaster. So it’s more like: You are almost going to die—at the last second you live. Which is luck in a sense, but it would’ve been luckier to not have almost died at all (or ever!!!). Anyways jinx technology works along the same lines; you might blow it or achieve incredible victory, ok, depends on many factors—but if you jInc something, you all but guarantee not only a failure, but a failure that occurs on the precipice  of success. A jinx isn’t just bad luck (in my opinion) but frustrated fortune. I believe in this as firmly as a man has believed in anything throughout all of human history. 

Comments

jasper chase

my heart dropped i started sobbing and farting

gill

hell yeh cool project

Danny Zang

thats ok I love you too, the most important thing is to remember to have fun

Pete Kat-Chu

Dang near gave me a heart attack after the first paragraph

David Smith

Keep up the good work ❤️❤️❤️

Don Workman

Can’t wait. I am SALUTING…this post.

Tom Wilkinson

Can't wait to join "The Compound"!

jack dulworth

The first paragraph made me realize how mentally I’ll I am

Mads

my heart dropped for a split second and i started sobbing, pissing, farting, vomiting and shitting myself until i read the next paragraph

Josh Woods

they're working on a big ass cardboard/blanket/book fort to film episodes in and I support them. just put some fresh boxes out on the curb for ya Brace!

David Smith

Damn they are gonna drop the bomb on who killed Diana.

Dan H

don't scare me like that lol

Taylor Leibel

I didn't realize the schedule was wonky until you brought it up, now I'm gonna complain

Jeremy Oliver

The Belden Program is finally becoming a reality

Sarah Rogoskey

I love you Brace, it’s okay! Opaque transparency is the best kind

Elvar Fossdal

You somehow managed to make a written jumpscare

Peter G

The 12-parter on Kamala and Willie Brown is gonna be lit

Jack

you sexy hoes take as long as you need ;)

Part Time Stoic

Brace and I made out at a rockabilly show (in a gay way; i’m a guy)

Mark Mountain

Wow they're interviewing Jeffery Epstein

saysthemachine

we get our slop when we get our slop

JOESEPH YATES

Brace is actually the informant at Mar-A-Lago isn't he?

David Grier

Hope it isn't some live show, this is a podcast

buttface

Another podcast I followed quit recently with basically the same opening paragraph and I was about to be pissed!

Sam Ray

Do your thing fam

Dan Greene

A TrueAnon MMORPG? Sign me up

Graham Hoese

I forgive any woman who tells me she loves me <3

Adam B

Brace is going back to Syria! 🎉🎊

Michael Caplan

Guess what I'm not anal about a podcast schedule because I have a life and sometimes have sex

Hannah Wacha

When will the new project be out though??? This is so exciting

Dan Abbamont

FINALLY the TA crew is bringing Donald J Trump to Justice so we can build back bettA

Kamran Husain

oh my god they’re totally getting me a pony

Parker Snow

Excited for a new Stavros project post-Cumtown!!!!!!!!!

Red

Hype

Ryan

omg don't scare me like that. Anyways so excited for Belden 2024

DRS

You guys and Glenn Greenwald both cooking up big projects at the same time. Hmmm🤔 You’re not gonna start trying to convince me that Tucker is the second coming of I.F. Stone are you?

J HUTCH

when are you getting Prince Andrew on

Go'Thrak

They're doing a Yung Chomsky Liz episode with Brace editing

rufo

Joining forces with TAFS

Aric Jeffries

I’m hoping the special project is all three of you deciding to live in the same city again so we can keep getting that in studio magic 🪄

Kristen

It’s synanon

Luke

The Yung Chomsky Show

Junior Carmichael

I had never heard of Synanon until your podcast and then shortly after that it was referenced in an episode of Columbo I watched. Some kind of long content on it would be cool if thats what this is.

John S

Finally an episode on the alien greys from outer space.

Of course

We believe in you because there's no alternative.

Diaga

This is very ominous, I like it!

David Buck

no sweat you know we bout it bout it…

Matt

Oh wow… I love you too! 🥰

acid burn

please do not make jokes like that it scared me : (

Lord Drewcifer

It may be that Brace just talks all fuckin weird or that brain isbroken but I feel like there's a secret message hidden in this post.

daniel

I hope TO GOD this is when the nine angles gladio kicks on

Satcomdaemon

there's already an Adam Friesland Show you hacks.

Schidigera

brace is actually just “running” for office in the phillipines

Matt Walsh

Fuck yeah, Belden Program's finally launching

Michelle

I just like that Brace finally called me* baby. *I mean all the Patrons

Benny G

Love you too bracey boo 😘

Drew

Love you three ♥️

Marcus

The revolution is upon us!

Peyton Brock

They're about to launch The Brace Belden Show to directly compete with TAFS. It's gonna be the Conan vs Leno of our time.

Biels Nohr

Jesus Christ don't scare me like that dude

Baron

Brace, I swear on Lin Bao’s grave, this better be the Belden Program.

Josh VanValkenburg

Brace is heading back to Syria, and this time he's bringing our boys home!!

Kid_Crust

Let the boy(s)(andliz) cook!

SMO

Schedules stink. This is why you guys are the only Patreon I subscribe to - you take ya time and make sure the ep hits. ❤️

Slik Smoothie

I hands high blood pressure you can’t play with me like that

Jon W

True Anon Forever

Craig McCallum

The retarded faggots in me are shaking in anticipation like so many queers eating hot dogs!

Swimaroo

My seatbelt is tight, babe

Brock Robinson

Love u Liz, Brace, & Chomsky. Always beyond worth the wait ❤️

Dear Death

This gave me a god damn heart attack!

Shiv

love u BB YC and LIZ! i got very scared by the fake large bird, very excited about whatever is next. Smiles to all, :)

Evan Scott

Literally shit my pants at the end of the first paragraph. Doing laundry now

Bobby Volcano

Glenn is cooking up the new fully blockchain-encrypted Backpage for Brazilian teens, Liz and Brace are cooking up a way to hack the blockchain and put him in prison for good

Arthur Gang

my close personal friends trueanon, take yr time

DRS

😂😂

K Money

Whatever gets you three in the room together so we can hear YC laugh. Y'all are always worth the wait.

NYCM&AHole

It will be the trueanon bojinkacast

Char Kelly

😎looking forward to some particularly psychotic stuff😎

Asildo

>how mentally I'll I am >how mentally I will I am >how mentally I Will.i.am

TrueAnonPod

I have leashed the devil and am walking him like a dog. He’s going to die of thirst—I gave him Rabies fit for a man :)

Adam Gorvin

OK Google, what are Brace and Liz up to???

John

Hunter

🎵 Took my lunch break / Took too long / Too long on the lunch break... 🎵

TrueAnonPod

Also crazy—I found out a guy I knew who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge and didn’t die croaked a few years later in a shootout with cops in Alabama. Example of a luck/jinx

Nick

I heard from YC it’s about Kony 2012, can you confirm or deny

sgl

OOH LA LA!!

Chris

I hate this

2horses

Yoo have my hand in yours, take me to the promise land brace/liz🥺

Bre Wolff

So excited! Take your time !

Jessica S

You guys are the best and also screw you for the split sec my brain thought you were quitting, lol. ✌️

Jessica S

Agree, I love hearing him laugh in the background.

Buster Malino

Am so happy that i’ve been a listener since day one cuz this is easily the best pod out there. We hope u like this as much as we do❤️

Sick dude

September is closing in! You know what that means!

Derwood

Looking forward to whatever you guys are working on! Stoked to see you in Chicago, the smiles just keep on comin

Kerri

I love you too

Joshua Baker

For real, do what you gotta do! We here for it!

Andrew Conrad

Trump stole those documents and he's going on the podcast to reveal all . That's what the feds were after !

caroline

i’ve always thought of a jinx as manifestation for people who think manifestation is stupid

Welfare state

Yeeeeeeaaaah, protracted peoples war in northern California, lets go babyyy

fauxrothko

can’t deny my stomach dropped initially lmao ; excited to see what’s coming— y’all are doing amazing work 💖

Jeremy Silver

Thanks for the update . I hate when a podcast doesn't put out an episode or has a random release schedule and they never keep you updated on whats going on . Just another example of why you guys are the best

Stop the Spread

Shut up, Jew. Where’s my episode? Of course, I’m joking, honey love. 💋 I know PissPig and Brace cooked up something dope. If they’re baby teeth crystals again, I’ll fuck around and initial their Benz.

Marina

*Obama voice* “Ahh, I love you back!” ✨

evan

is it a hip hop style musical? with latinx flair??

evan

or is it something lame? :(

CC

I BELIVE IN THE BELDAN PLAN.

Alejandro Pepsi

Whirling up the lathe of heaven... is it a J6 series?

carl

build back beldan

Katie

:) i love surprises

Matt Walsh

Yeah big fan let's collab

Tommy York

The Brace Beldon Show when (Or the Yung Chomsky Hour, Or Liz Line, a call-in show)

Gray Taylor

Maybe one of the most poorly written posts anywhere, of all time

Jon Hoh

Brace is my friend in real life and actually loves cocaine he just pretends its overrated so he can keep all the good coke for himself #timesup

12 o Clock in the Midnight

Unfortunately I am blind so I still don't know what's going on. Guess I'll just have to wait it out and the surprise will hit me double hard

rutjake

i trust you implicitly and know this doesn't end with with me waking up in a tub of ice with an organ or two missing (again)

rutjake

and keep smilin'

Reverend Carter

quality over quantity. these are farm to table podcasts and they take what they take to make. cant wait to see what yall are up to.

Max Barnett

Finally doing the us bio research gain of function series? Can’t wait

Natalie

i'm so gullible lol you fooled me I didn't even read ahead

KILLME42069

little bit of shit came out after the first paragraph

danny hotsauce

Thank you for Finally getting to the bottom of what ACTUALLY happened in Benghazi.

justdave

*notches homemade crossbow*

Gwen “Zootown” Nicholson

TrueAnon will be the first podcast brave enough to do something about the Hollywood Sicko Squad

Sean Carton

Stop hurting my soul w your fakeouts

Jack Lansman

Thanks for not being chapo and shitting out obviously self-interested, extremely dated crap.

Jack Lansman

Also, if you're looking for a new topic/issue/place, the last time I looked into it (about a year ago), there was so much insane stuff happening in Lebanon, tentacles from everywhere involved, no one else mentioning it. LEBANON... + infinite anon jokes

Kameron Devine

Would love an episode on alcoholism and it's rise during covid lockdown and the implications that means for the population.