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TrueAnon visits your home (Virgin Islands) to talk about the fallout from the controversial case levied by former AG Denise George against JP Morgan’s involvement with Jeffrey Epstein—and the damning Jes Staley emails that have come out. 

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Geneyus

Happy Friday!

Colin Andrews

My home actually is the Virgin Islands though

Buster Malino

I would like to send my patreon 5 dollars directly to Liz to continue her cozy astrology lady patreon subscription

Buster Malino

Also i’d like to inform liz that eric andre and emrata have already split, after posting the silly photos of themselves

Sarah Jay

Anne Ortelee is the cutest! I love her

Sarah Jay

I love her weekly weather report. Used to listen when she would do it through a telephone. She's practical, and definitely cozy. Cozy astro only.

MATT TRIANO

She's $17/month I'll pass no matter how cute

Tan Tan

the bachelor except it’s yung chomsky and all the women are unhappily married

Sarah Jay

I can still listen to the weekly weather for free, so I'll keep on doing that.

Jack Caldwell

i have literally thought about putting in an application for the bachelor on yung chomsky’s behalf

Blank

Re Brace on Starbucks union and NLRB fines—the situation is even worse than that: there are no fines (statutory penalties) for unfair labor practices, only compensatory relief (back pay to fired organizers, reinstatement, Re-running elections). Otherwise not much else you can get except employer posting a notice and *maybe* reading it to their workers. Very grim 🙁

Jack Caldwell

i’ve always thought you should do an episode on the dark side of the bachelor (chad kultgen/@bachelorclues is the preeminent expert on the subject)

Sander Emerick

“The women should be yanked off with a shepherds hook” ): “…and taken somewhere nice” :)

Holland Yongue

Did I just hear an organic laugh out of liz? Resign yourself to the truth of your cackle, liz. set yourself free

Shawn Hayes

I thought stavros halkias snuck up on me in my apartment for a second

Mitch Mitchell

i recently started a job at a major competitor of chase bank and even as a lowly tech support guy, i had to do sooo much training on financial crime prevention -- and there was an instance where the materials *specifically* referred to the negligence in epstein's banking accounts, saying like "WE, at bank of a*****a, would neverrrrrr support child sex trafficking"

sarah

feel better braceeeeeeee

jess

one thing to remember about reality tv shows is everyone is drunk and exhausted at all times which is why they have outsized emotional reactions.

Lizard

Not only should magic be illegal it should be double illegal in portland bc I cannot take it anymore w the people here

Major bit me

HSBC bank wasn’t held accountable for criminal activities with the Sinaloa cartel, they had a little fine and no one went to jail. If they are too important to the economy and too big to fail, they don’t need to follow regulations to a T

Svid

Had to re-watch all the MGS V trailers to dispell the silly woman energy from the start of the show out of my masculine mind

Svid

Liz I still think you're way smarter than me despite your patreon proclivities - pretty sure I misused proclivities

ClownBabee24

Serious question: is this astrologist a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw?

justdave

C'mon man, Hufflepuff. This is a serious forum

Thomas Stevens

We need to get Brace in front of studio execs to pitch his bachelor idea. Let’s call it “The Jester.”

Svid

Brace I have a better idea than jailtime for these bloodsuckers, dm me for deets

SF

Damn the same bank that had “no oversight” over the relationships between their guy and Epstein also had “no oversight” over Bernie Madoff’s account filled with billions of dollars of stolen funds. Tricky tricky

danny

classic trueanon

Corey Reynolds

Liz, am I making any progress on us meeting up in Nashville for a date when you guys do your eventual Southern tour? I’ll stop asking if this has become problematic. Jung Chomsky can chaperone.

Andrew Irwin

FINALLY trueanon acknowledges cum town’s existence. Brace belden go on cum town

Kirk

Going to st Thomas on Sunday for vacation you want me to grab you anything

Kirk

Get ready for the lowest quality podcast episode you’ve ever heard

jm

It’s star phrenology

Corey Reynolds

And who is Denise? And why should she be the US attorney general?

Char Kelly

Brace’s funky libra ass hating on astrology….typical libra behavior. 🕯️🙏🏻Plz let Liz do more ghost and Astro stuff 🙏🏻🕯️

Sheep

How do you purchase a person? I would have thought epstein would say pay the parents the money or someone with power. But the way its described makes it sound like epstein paid 600k to a 14 year old girl which is wild.

Sneakin Sally

If Liz brings up more “transits of the planets” I’m ready for the beldonanon-assaince.

Hillary Randall

How do I sign up to be a contestant on “Brace’s Hoes”?

Sneakin Sally

Damn. Big astrology enthusiast. You must be an Aries.

Stop the Spread

Intro made me fucking guffaw. Fuck you, brace!

hk

I subscribed to the astrologer bc I trust and believe Liz

Gordon Schmidt

One of my dogs is from St. Croix. He's the best.

Char Kelly

In Liz we Trust 🫡🫡🫡

a clash of purple

... I don't get straight girls/gay dudes and their bizarre interests and hobbies. I have a straight girl friend and a gay dude friend, and they're always chattering away with each other about cooking shows and drag queens. Then I got Liz on these podcasts yammering on about, like, makeup and astrology and whatever. I mean, it's all just static to me.

ChelseOrElse

More content for the girls and the gays!

Ethan

Liz the straight men also want this insight but for basketball

Sam G

Jessica Lanyadoo is my fave astrologer <3

Lucas

Brace for Bachelor immediately. Cut Zach’s season short and send in the Gourmand🎩

dd

Yung Chomsky forgot to cut all Liz’s stuff at the beginning :(

Colin Andrews

TrueAnon STT meetup anybody? 🕵️‍♂️

Jack

skinny privilege

Laura P

we love liz

Svid

Audio wise and bit wise. Adam stepped on an Anne frank bit for his beiber tidbit and he didn't even get reprimanded

River

the liz girls keep winning

Zzz

Genuinely shocked Liz plugged some astrology shit lol I ain’t looking that up but I still appreciate you Liz

Michelle

Liz’s “Oh no” and “Stick to sports, lady” are comedy gold.

k

Why did you type all this, I don't respect women is way shorter

Joe Oren

Adam blatantly doesn’t listen to a word the guests say, it’s crazy

SF

This is also the majority of the audio on Stavvy’s new podcast as well, although it is pretty funny

bray

LIZ LOVERS WE’RE UP!

G. Sandwich

brace I gave you a juul at the denver show and i’m sorry it was such an untimely gift ☹️

demisays

we get it you don’t fuck

demisays

fave episode in a while thanks guys

Sam Register

Liz endorsing pseudoscience is hella cool 😎

MC

The charitable organization thing- Clinton foundation kinda makes more sense since they do have a sustainability climate change program the specifically focuses on the Caribbean islands.

Nathan Pixler

You guys gotta give up on communism and find God, you’re in your 30s without families and still talking about astrology and making terrible jokes

hater

you can actually serve subpoenas via mail in some cases!

justdave

Just like christ

pzd

lmao bible thumper

K H

While magic should be a crime, I prefer Liz shilling astrologers to the "betterhelp" online therapy thing. I don't need my Manchurian programming effed up, I just want to be cozy. I don't need to be a splainer for my own actions and feelings. *I* need a splainer to know how the energy will be flowing so I understand how to justify whatever it is I'm about to do, and I want to be cozy while I do it.

K H

Yea unfortunately attorneys getting pulled off cases or imprisoned is not unusual. Typically they don't even allow them to get that far. Otherwise it's the Dilma(Dulma? Delma?) thing where they accuse them of some kind of corruption and fire them/force resignation. Attorney general, review board, prime minister, doesn't matter. The only people allowed near power are those who would never truly question or use it. It is a boys club. Put your matching slippers on and keep your mouth shut. The obscene rituals to power insure allegiance and bar the righteous. I can only imagine how charismatic Denise must be to get into that position at all.

Hannah Wacha

Take your sensitive ass back to church. We clown in this mf

Adam Edwards

Critical support for adorno and brace against astrologer patreons

John

This shit is fucking incredible.

Svid

Why would they want to find god, they're an ANTI-pedophile podcast

PenaltiesOnBillionaires

Was waiting for Brace to bring up when Zach went to a fragrance shop that made perfumes and colognes exclusively used by British Royalty. I think Prince Andrew May have had a scent that smelled like he wasn’t sweating.

Zzz

R u high

Shiv

Dragons

Shiv

seems like they’re lying but love that they’re training to that standard

Shiv

and sequestered w no phones!

Shiv

astro ball pod liz: when

Shiv

Coindexter and Gourmand we need a 2 Bach season

Colin S

Those pilots seem like legit Quiet Birdmen

Jon Spiegler

Maybe ten years ago I was looking for a job in Portland and it was a miserable experience until I saw a HELP WANTED sign in a window and ran a block in the rain to read the fine print: Wizard needed, experience a must.

Lizard

You paying money to be here orrrr

Junior Carmichael

Thank you Brace for calling out Liz for Witchcraft.

nadia

the living with 19 yr old boys making content brace bit immediately made me think of that nathan fielder/john wilson bread scene video

Edwin Webster

Hey guys, the cheapest plane I’ve ever flown for work was $280,000, the current one I fly for work is around $3m and engines go for around $600k, there’s a trade group to buy those engines cash from other operators on Facebook, not too out of the ordinary to have $200k on hand. Not in my hands though

Andrew Irwin

The atm telling brace “you think you have money in here? You’re wrong” cracked me up. I too have been broke and dumb

Natalie

truly tickled by the first 12 mins thank you

Natalie

this felt like the good ol trueanon i binged working during the pandemic 🥺 horrible contents but really enjoyable and funny episode, thank you guys for always updating my lil rat brain

Natalie

i think they're just referencing cash withdrawal limits with that but i could be wrong

Natalie

is this sarcasm? i've listened for a looong time & have never heard liz talk makeup 😂 lol cooking & drag are "bizarre" hobbies? the gay community in general loves drag, not just gay men/straight women; straight men do drag too (maddy morphosis)! drag is for everyone, just cause you don't get it now doesn't mean you never will. i didn't know much about it until last year, watched rupaul's drag race (good for dipping a mainstream toe in) and now i'm a big fan of it. maybe if you listened with empathy and interest, you wouldn't feel so lost! you can always youtube "anetra talent show" or "sasha vs anetra" for a recent example of how they go tf off.

Natalie

imagine being such a square that you pay money to leave unoriginal hate comments and think you're the one living a fulfilled and meaningful life....all you did was fund the communist cause lol. amazing loser energy radiating off this one.

Natalie

oh please it's just for fun she even said that

LPO Crane Jefferson

WSJ just reporting on this yesterday. Thanks for being ahead of the game guys.

podcast enjoyer

Listening to this in November 2025 lol it's only gotten worse

Tom

Liz and astrology 😢