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Episode 304: Scando-nistas (Patreon)

Published:
2023-07-06 18:52:17
Edited:
2024-10-11 00:15:55
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2026-06
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Comedienne Sarah Sherman is back to discuss Bravo TV’s wilderness of mirrors and the myriad of psyops at play in the Vanderpump Rules, universe while Brace does the girls a solid and recounts #Scandoval from memory.

Sarah merch, live shows, and more: linktr.ee/sarahsquirm 

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Megan

i am so fucking excited for this episode

aidn

second and best

aidn

killing myself

aficionado

let’s fucking go. sarah rocks man

itsjenjen

holy shit i manifested this. #blessed

Natty

I can’t wait to listen to this

ruby

Thank god

juniperr

The way I SCREAMED

Hunter Rogers

Is Liz the #1 guy in the group tho?

Timothy

Ugh. She’s not funny. Gotta skip

A

Amen

kallampero

The same Sarah Silverman who did blackface and sneeringly condescended Sanders delegates from the 2016 DNC podium on live television?

Svid

Cool, hot Adam is back

Francis Mahlie

"[Expression of emotion]. I think she's not funny and I choose to not listen to this information because of my feeling on this one aspect of one person in this episode."

TrueAnonPod

Yes. Sarah was actually in a new kind of face offensive to pretty much all races for this entire episode

Maura Willey

you don't understand how much I needed this

demisays

yessss yesssss

Dr. No No No

Brace not liking Sleaford Mods tracks

Lcfitz

FUCK YES IM SO EXCITED

AP

GOD is GOOD

shampooflasks

umm DaSpoilerAKA_DaMoheler(moiler) fuck.

shampooflasks

i prefer those stories to be surprises, sorry

Katie Doyle

Yesss! Sarah Squirm/Sherman and reality TV drama are two of my favourite things

Timothy

Let me correct myself. I THINK she’s not funny and not enjoyable to listen to. I will refrain from listening due to this subjective and valid reason

Karl Childers

i have no context for any of this but you know what everyone seems to be having fun and i can vibe with that

Karl Childers

i bet i can post smarter once i learn how to read

NYCM&AHole

I was disappointed the haircut wasn’t actually called a “fuck fuck fuck”

Char Kelly

This ep might be for the girls and the gays but as a gay girl I had to google Scandoval. 🫠 I will STAY googling throughout this episode

Char Kelly

This is where I am at…good vibes, lord I’m out of my depth

Worldisafuck

Can’t wait to tell me gf about this one

TrueAnonPod

If you ARE a Girlfriend, this episode is for you. If you HAVE or SEXUALLY DESIRE a boyfriend, this episode is for you. If you WANT a girlfriend—listen close & take notes. If you ARE Raquel, please DM.

TrueAnonPod

You just heard a man being so diplomatic…

shampooflasks

only person who gets the sleaford-liking-pass is gerard cosloy..

Amy Schully

I love this journey for brace specifically

rtlsnk

Okay

Zzz

This episode is for all the shorties who want to be entertaaainneedd

Isaac

I have so many questions for my girlfriend and I'm only like fifteen minutes in. I need interpretation.

Tryg

I'm gay, 30 minutes into this episode, and I don't have clue what any of you are talking about. However, it's positively delightful to revel in the lucidity of your enthusiasm. xxx

Dillon Corn

Same. Gay , have no clue who these people are, would prefer not to know, but still like the TrueAnon dynamic

NYCM&AHole

I followed none of this

Pte. Parts

I don’t mean to be dramatic but this podcast is literally saving my life. I only started listening in June, so I’ve been listening to older episodes in between new ones. Im depressed and in a city where I don’t know anyone. I don’t talk to many people. Y’all are keeping me sane and keeping my mind busy. Big ups!

NYCM&AHole

Literally I’m more lost in this episode than that Malaysian airline or that shitcan submarine

Char Kelly

Baby I cannot wait until you get to the spider network or the Ghislane trial report back 🫡🫡🫡

Emioly

I was obsessed with the challenge during the pandemic it is sooo good

Wojciech

Ombre and balayage are a chic style among Polish glamorous women. Obviously, Liz understands the intricacies.

sir peepus

what the fuck is going on here lol

Emioly

I love the Liz episodes - give us one basketball episode plz

Welfare state

Dang i have a night shift and was hoping to listen to something entertaining

Svid

Poor Brace, never had a non-jewish male role model growing up to teach him that learning about girls interests won't get you pussy. I know it seems to make logical sense that it would but one of the first things you need to know about women is they just aren't logical!!!

mother god

as a girl and a gay I am soooo deeeply pleased by this

Holton Grossl

Had to bail 30 minutes into this episode because I could feel my brain turning to mush

Claire

Thank you, this IS like 9/11!!!!

Charlie M

Have not cried laughing like this in so long thank you for this gift

Simia Canis

This post is maybe the weirdest crossover in my media experience.

sarah

this is for the mf GIRLS !!!!!!

Nikki

Peter Madrigal if ur reading this… hello……………………

Tryg

I've just finished listening and I still don't know anything about this, what the devil is a Scando?

Erin Coleman

So Tom is actually from my hometown and I worked with a guy who was close friends with him- this was a few years ago and the guy was like 38 at the time so I don’t think he could be older than like 45 because they were in high school together. Id love for him to be 50 though I’d laugh forever

Tryg

I'm an old fashioned gay, for me it's all about elegantly sucking off strangers in car-parks, do I really have to learn all about the Vander-ama? Anyway, love you all. Keep doing what you do xxx

Francis Mahlie

Awesome. Same. For me, it's a weird bag of joy they bring by being themselves and the good that comes to the heart and mind with knowledge but theres also this malaise that grows from learning more abt the world...it's good to counter with lots of grass touching and community attendance.

Francis Mahlie

Thanks for responding well to my jab. Probably for the best not to listen. There's this part where brace is reading a story and Sarah laughs hysterically for a good 3 minutes. I enjoyed it but im guessing it might've driven you crazy.

Mike Malloy

Wait is Liz not a Giants fan? She talked about Buster Posey once. Please disclose your favorite baseball teams.

Allison

another sarah episode….heaven!! this is the only way I consume bravo content. I have also been told that they use “pasta” as a code word for cocaine on vpr and I hope that’s true

Chris

I don't hate women and didn't feel any emotions hearing her speak

Nikki

Need Liz and Sarah back on the mic to comment on the Kyle and Mauricio separation and lesbian rumors

K H

Does Liz know a procedure to get my balls hella smooth? Like same dimensions but lacquered finish.

K H

What rumors? Who is gay?

jugsdotgov

there’s a mural of arianna across the park from by Whole Foods in the lower east side right now

K H

Boys! Sit down, and LISTEN!

K H

Did you ever find out what was wrong with your brain?

Holton Grossl

Yeah, Tom Sandoval gave me syphilis

gill

i only know what brace was talking about at 1:14:33 not cause ive read or watched lord of the rings, but ive been playing the magic the gathering lotr set a lot recently, i drafted mines of moria

Sean Carton

pump rules still on tv? (Sorry spazzed)

Mitch

Hope the follow up EP connects LVPs dog charity to the Falun Gong.

Alec

Love this 💕

Graham Sparrow

You guys are usually INTERESTING. This one was boring AF. 😐

PATRICK J CONNOR

kyle is rumored to have had a lesbian affair with country singer morgan wade

cori

i literally was about to comment this thank you

boop

i listened to this entire episode and did not retain a single piece of information, how do i watch this tv show

riley

i can’t believe that brace didn’t mention that the other member of charles mcmansion (tom sandoval’s band before the most extras) was isaac kappy, who has been discussed on this podcast before as the actor who got heavy into qanon and then killed himself.

Bud Light

Why is the episode art a picture of Yung Chomsky?

Nat Cohen

Loved everything about this episode EXCEPT when brace said katie should get on ozempic, katie is hot and doesn't deserve your scorn!!

Jaime Christley

I had negative one trillion idea what they're talking about in this episode but I enjoyed it anyway, that's the power of getting the superModerna jab cocktail 2x daily.

Kristen

Yung Chomsky is so much hotter and well dressed than scandoval

Brian Hurley

Are you fine folks gonna check Freedom of Sound? I saw it tonight and it chock full of QAnon nonsense, I put a negative review up on Letterboxd and have been inundated with troll comments on it when I never get any responses on any other reviews. Seems weirdly astroturfed, lot of screenings in LA are marked as sold out cuz at the end of the movie there’s an ad telling you to pay a ticket forward. You guys could do the story justice I am sure.

SF

More 2+ hour episodes!!!

Aoife

This is the best episode of the podcast. Fun fact a young Sandoval can be seen on an early episode of the Hills at a model casting! And Scheana in a later ep with her friend Stacie the bartender

Brandon Robert

I’m sorry but this was by FAR my least favorite episode. Trash tv? Really? Lol. 90% of it is staged. I know that first hand at least with teen mom.

Bent Mind

Wow you must be so smart

Couch

Shutup bitch

absoluteboi

how about one for the fellas? jk, i love the ladies. thank you.

the empty suit

Brace’s celebratory “YES!” was kind of wholesome, LOL. I think Liz should have to watch The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit movies with Brace now because he kept bringing up the Mines of Moria and getting shot down 😂

Treppy

i’m so sorry this must be devastating for you. hope you feel better tomorrow.

Neha

What an incredible episode

Peanut Horse

The whole ‘something about her’ and ‘the defecating woman’ bits were too funny lmao

Tyler Berglund

Thoroughly confused and out of my depth

kelpey

i’m not a vanderpump head, 40 min into the ep now, hearing “pumpopolitan” broke my brain. now i’m here to share additional findings for fellow outsiders: 2 oz Grapefruit Vodka ½ oz Triple Sec ¾ oz fresh lime juice ½ oz simple syrup Splash cranberry juice Ice this is just one alc bev - among pumptini, pumpagranite margarita, and Big Pinky (?) - you can enjoy at pump restaurant.

Lcfitz

We need the Luis ruelas ep now!!!!

j h

yeeessssssss shoutout sarah ~ a great pal from chicago !! love these episodes for the gays & gals 💛

Tobias

No! General Sarah Tecumseh Sherman from the Civic War

Jennifer Cheek

Cannot explain how excited I was to see this episode in the feed, please keep doing these! 🙏 Loved the contrast of Liz & Sarah as seasoned reality tv warriors with the fresh-faced rookie Brace. Is it too much to hope for an ep on the Mauricio/Kyle/Morgan situation? 👀

Evan Scott

the vibes for this group are beyond immaculate

Tobias

LIZ! Please come back to discuss the Kyle & Mauricio split- someone above commented she may be having an affair with singer Morgan Wade. However, there is another possibility! There is a rumor that MW is actually a long-lost relative of the Richard’s family and that’s why Kyle, Kathy, Kim, & the cousins have been spending so much time with her lately and that it’s going to be a big reveal on the new season which should be starting pretty soon. Also Mauricio may have been porn actress Elsa Jean’s sugar daddy. Dana “$25,000 sunglasses” Wilkey’s podcast “Dishing Drama Dana” has the dirt if anyone’s interested. I think Brace and Liz should have Dana on or at least sample her 10.99 diamond patreon membership. She also worked with Randall Emmitt and knows that situation pretty well. I’m a casualty of the Bravo psyop and yes, I am ashamed. Also, not related but Enty had a reader blind about Matt Walsh’s wife having to step in to stop him spending so much with Chloe Cole, and as of January she allegedly moved on with Jordan Peterson.

Tobias

What?!

Owen Ramiza

Dying for a based take on sam levinson’s the idol ‼️‼️‼️‼️

riley

vanderpump rules, sarah squirm, 2 hr+ long… this episode is like a dream come true for me! :P

Brian Ward

Can you have an emotional affair with an autistic person is a banger (ableist) line

Jack

everytime they said "Tom Sandoval" my brain just replaced it with "Tom Bombadil"

danny

lets fucking go

NovalisGuy

These are great episode and I’ve no clue or care for what they’re talking about.

DH

You wouldn’t get it

Alison Buki

I had no idea what vanderpump rules was before this and I still don’t, but I laughed a lot

Joe

fun to listen to but harder to follow than the utah stuff

Lucas

I need you guys to get into The Bachelor

will michel

six part scandoval series featuring housetrotter

Gabby S

i’ve never seen vanderpump rules but this episode made me laugh so hard that i almost got in a car accident

joshua emery

Guys... I love you, I hear you, you're valid... Please don't do that again

Dom Gina

Vanderpump Rules = Metaverse People go on show about trying to become famous. They become famous trying to become famous. They become their cable TV avatars of themselves. They are now famous for trying to become famous (and nothing else). They flail anytime they try to prove they deserve to be famous for their talents. All this requires cameras, social media, communication networks, and network effects. Now people watching this happen will reenact these dramas in their own lives and on future shows and the performed will become the real thing. Fuck off Zuck. Bravo already created the Metaverse. It’s a Baudrillardian wet dream. I love Pump.

pepto_azymuth

I ate at sur because my fiance wanted to. I was shocked that the food was pretty good .

Patrick Cleary

this feels like when i go to dinner with my girlfriend and her friends from work and they spend the whole time gossiping about people i don’t know. although i can’t really participate, i’m just glad they’re having fun and happy to be there

Jed Levin

I think I aged out on this episode. I didn’t know what these shows and people were or get much of anything!

AK

The Tom Sandoval / Q Anon relationship is truly something to behold 👁️his “bandmate” in Charles McMansion was Isaac Kappy

TrueAnonPod

This is how I feel when we do episodes about finance stuff - BRAce

Graham Hoese

I think this episode put me in a k-hole, I couldn't tell you a single thing I heard in the last 2 hours if you had a gun to my head. Too many names for my small brain to hold onto.

Graham Hoese

Or it could have been that k I did right before hitting play, idk

David Winn

Liz’s impression of a high-class society person is fantastic. Maybe my favorite in the podcast

Free Lobotomy

Media roots radio is doing a series on this

Kyra

This is everything to me. Thank u.

Fresh Dill

Lol “short horses”

letty

not sure where to put this thought but did anyone else watch the Hidden History video about Gloria Steinem being a CIA informant?

Junior Carmichael

The True Anon podcast has gone woke and now caters to women. Next they'll rename it the Tampon Anon podcast.

J HUTCH

There's a anti blue cocktail stance?

dam

Think I'm going to have to listen to this 3 or 4 times to get it. Listened once already and couldn't tell you a single thing that happened. That's good, 3 or 4 podcasts to listen to for the price for one

Unelectable Airwaves

I hate taking the woman’s side after such a micro-aggressive lady episode, but Brace totally wore tight af jeans. He might be telling the truth about wearing Levi’s, but back in the early 00s them shits were like the 510s with the 2% spandex or something.

S H

I’m halfway through a ten day trail building hitch in the mountains, getting drenched in the rain, camping in mud and “Don’t shit where you eat, cause then you’ll eat shit.” Has been a CENTRAL motif in my life over the last few months. Synchronicitously good advice

Gillian

wow u must be drowning in pussy lmaooo also i think tampanon sounds better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alec

Requiem for a Bosstone

Holly

we need a ghislaine centered housewives franchise. ya got carol and yolanda already.

Casey D

only if we get more of yolanda’s chronic lime storyline

Antipaganda

I'm thinking Sandoval fucked a tiger. But the tiger was tranquilised, and then died. That's why there was a cover up.

Antipaganda

Like a Chinese pinwheel from a gif, spiralling majestically into the sky propelled by bodily fluids

Antipaganda

Of course it's staged, that's the point. How it's staged, who does the staging, who gets angry at their assigned story and breaks out of it on camera, forcing improvisation by the other players... It's like wrestling. And as listeners of Chapo will know, if you want to understand politics, you need to understand kayfabe. This shit is serious, son.

Antipaganda

As an autistic person, I of course had no emotional response to this joke.

garf garfsson

If a guy is questioning if he’s straight he should try to voluntarily listen to this, good test imo

Owen

we need a liz and sarah real housewives recap podcast so bad

Ben Vennard

Just thought I'd let you know, I love when you do these episodes because it is one of relatively few things I can listen to with my lovely 66 year old MSNBC-brain mom in the car. We have completely different tastes in music and pretty much content of any kind, but between my love of your show (and Sarah), and her love of all the Bravo shows and SNL, this has been a nice piece of entertainment we can share, so thank you.

BeanCurd

the yc thirst traps are freaking me out a lil.

Sheep

Is white nailpolish similarly distasteful for women or is it just on men?

Lucy

Yes Stephen!!!!!

Lucy

The girls THANK YOU!!!!!!

Lucy

And I agree with everyone saying we need Liz’s take on Kyle/Morgan Wade. I also want Liz to walk us through what she thinks (knows) Raquel has had done!!!!

Court

i would love a liz and igfamousbydana episode on the plastic surgery/medspa industry

Sammy

didn’t understand a single thing in this episode but it was worth listening to just for the food poisoning story.

dd

Gaaaaaaaaayyyyy

Skoolboyqt

I wanna be liz when I grow up

The real James Taylor

She’s got like a lot of lifelines favors to cash in we prob got like 2 years more (max hopefully) of dealing with her. Not good I mean besides people liking her personally and trying to like include her in shit for whatever reason but it doesn’t really translate outside the room does it.

BeanCurd

i'm sorry but this website is very funny. "i ate 2000 calories of mussels at a Red Lobster and now i'm shitting very badly."

Caz VanDevere

You guys ever think about making a Discord?

Gallo Altanero

Please do an episode on “Luz Del Mundo” the cult in Guadalajara and all over, pedos, you got it all, Duncan Tucker currently with Amnesty but also Vice and BBC and whatever was sued by the church for exposing them. On the airplane to Mexico they all sing. I had a male roomie and our cleaner was from the church, basically wear hijabs in Mexico and she was like you boys are gay right. Then she pulled out a scorpion from my bed. Strange all around.

Timothy

She might be fun to hang out with but I don’t want to just listen to her

Michelle C

I have been to a dog soup restaurant in South Korea. There are definitely dog farms at least there

Jaron Lenz

I just purchased a copy of the Rappin Rodney 12 inch and I feel like the universe has seen me and my purchase and has smiled upon me

Mark Owen

Oh death, where is thy sting?

Jaron Lenz

At the end of the B-Side

Maura Willey

brace is such a LOTR fan there's no other reason for a mines of moria reference. busted!

Bassem Tabet

I'm not murican and understood nothing about this episode

Casey D

the real life turtle from entourage was a different dude. they called him donkey and he died from an asthma attack.

Jimothy Realname

im basically american and i understood nothing about this episode. good energy though

tubularballs

i remember once brace said this show is for normal people and now i understand what he meant.

Joey

plz do the airplane episode 👉👈

circular

I'm only 30 minutes into this and I'm having a stroke

Mugiwara

no one made it out the 2000s without one very oddly sized pair of jeans

Ron

I had to pause the podcast when brace read out the lawsuit of the woman who vomited and shit herself at that restaurant i simply could not focus for the next 15 minutes. I want to know more about her thanks

buttface

20 mins in and couldn't continue listening. Better luck next week.

Anon Ibid

This is probably the worst episode yall ever made. Like at least explain wtf yall are talking about lol. First time I've given up mid consumption.

Anon Ibid

Especially weird to listen to the Elliot Smith episode where yall say your too mature to know who Conor Oberst is dating and then to listen to this episode

Kevin D

I like when Liz shouts out the girls and the gays ! 😃

auntsizzle

This could only be better if it was 6x longer. I want an entire episode on what a scumbag Schwartz is, gaslight king.

MrMojoRisin

My sister showed me an episode of this show (2/3) of the last season reunion. I am now joining them for watch parties and making pumptinis for them

John H

I'll be honest: I can wrap my head around CIA social engineering operations and pedophile honeypot schemes ending in high-profile prison "suicide," but I had not the slightest clue what was happening at any point during the episode. Reality TV is a much darker and more twisted web than even the intelligence services of the evil empire.

John H

As an autistic person, I laughed and also immediately thought, "Well obviously not, because 'emotional affairs' aren't a real thing expect for controlling people with B cluster personality disorders who think they are entitled to all of someone's time and attention."

John H

You're not the crazy one! Or, you are, but way less so than the normies.

John H

My girlfriend is as lost as I am, but she watches even less TV than I do.

zach

“woman is the ariana of the world” lmfao

DH

You wouldn’t get it

DH

Some of you didn’t pay attention when they said this one’s for the GIRLS and GAYS……also HomeState is some of the worst bbq I’ve ever had

Anon Ibid

My partner is both and gave up before I did 🤔

DH

Idgaf

00000000000000000000

Celebrities aren't funny. They don't actually have interesting opinions or stories to tell.

SuperBayern83

oh cool, guess no one ever has to look into why things are popular or offer their understanding of a weird foreign ecosystem for us to think about...because you said it isn't interesting. Not a single interesting opinion to be found, this guy said it, because they know all of them, processed them, and are offering us all some insight. How lucky we are to read this comment instead of listening to entertainers talk about weird shit.

Daniel Baylor

Sarah is an amazing guest. Slides into the podcast without any friction. I love all the editing you did for her this episode YC

Kirstwb

Randall looks like he works at a bagel store. Doesn’t even own it

whalecum2020_official

I hate it and I have no idea what y’all are talking about but I can’t stop listening

Natalie

brace's campaign against broccoli continues

Natalie

go to 36 minutes in and you'll change your mind

Natalie

you were 6 minutes away from diarrhea chat

Natalie

i've never seen vanderpump but i enjoyed the ride because i'm cultured and have taste

Anon Ibid

We get it, you love the taste of celebrity boot. So interesting

AKorgar

Love Sarah. Loved just hearing you guys dish. It felt very AM radio. Very light and easy

Matt C

Spiritual Cramp rules!

Nothingburger Burgerreich

I imagined it was a rehash of The Office mixed with The Bachelor and it helped somewhat

Kimble

tied with matt christman for hottest guest

T B

Great Ep. I think Lala was banned from talking about Randall on the show… and Rachel and Sandy were def fucking for longer

Engels in America

Idk I still haven’t understood what Scandoval is, every time I Google it I fail

sage j.

brace im in love with you

Bryan Wysocki

"doing funky things to her freaky little crevice"