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Announcing STORM THE CAPITOL, the world’s first January 6th board game. 

FIND OUT MORE at TRUEANON.COM/STC 

Relive one of the funniest days in American history! Storm the Capitol is the world’s first board game based around the events of January 6, 2021. Take control of one of 6 Patriots as you battle through the Capitol, collecting ballots, taking hostages, and fighting the police. Or play as the Capitol Police and use every means at your disposal to prevent the Patriots from getting to the roof with enough ballots to Stop the Steal.

This is a real board game designed for 4-7 players. Definitely 18 years and up. 

STORM THE CAPITOL: TRUEANON EDITION is brought to you by Creamhound and TrueAnon. Extremely limited quantities and exclusive to TrueAnon.com. 

TRUEANON.COM/STC 

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DRS

I think somebody predicted this. That was one hell of a guess.

Doc Adna

No way!!!!!!!!!

cori

gamers rise up

Tom

No cleric ranger build for the Jan 6 board game???? How the fuck am I supposed to min/max my way into the Capitol now???

bruce

Aw hell yeah

Hal Warren

Why did I give you my email if you announced it here? Scam!!!!

Gurjot

No fucking way.

A Sentient Katamari of Bad Life Decisions

Predicted it was a game, but not that it'd be a boardgame! Should have seen that coming though, with all the emphasis on it being a physical product.

A White 1993 Camry

Oh so this is just all a big game to you huh??? Our INSTITUTIONS and VALUES have never been more under assault in the entire American history

Wagner Koop

This is so fucking funny

Harry

lmao

Lizzie

Magapoly

Blank

Is Liz on the cover art or just our Bracey boy?

Blank

Also YC

Francis Mahlie

...for those who know the last 'o' is also an 'a'.

Some Guy

This is the kind of quality content that I'm subscribed for

absoluteboi

its the happiest new year (-;

J.

getting stuck in with the boys, hooting and hollering as I pass Go and collect 200 trump bucks

Zalex

this will pair well with Bush Did 9/11 Sorry and Epstein's Logs & Ladders

Tyler

What time will it be available on the 6th?

Justin Antonucci

Can't wait to make my family and friends uncomfortable on game night

Give_Sodium

This product will change the world

Zalex

fair

Give_Sodium

Can I play as Nick Mullen?

HK

4-7 players? Imagine thinking a True Anon listener has 3 friends (said with love)

Matt Jolo

This is the best thing I've ever seen

Dan Helton

Jfc this really is turning into a true crime podcast now

DeadPrince

Oh, I’ll be buying this 😂

ZeeBee

I saw the MAGA-log headline and immediately assumed it was a fireplace log that smells like chewing tobacco and divorce when you burn it.

sarah

and here i was hoping the Jan 6th thing you where teasing would be Liz’s skincare line :(

sarah

Ain’t no way y’all got Adam Friedman just for a board game there gotta be more going on here

I am become reply guy

My parents promised revolution and all I got was this lousy board game

Justin Zuberka

I can’t wait to edge while playing this!!!!!

Johan Stefonski

Well yeah I suppose this could heal the world...

Shfifty_five

maybe he's one's one of the reptilians in congress?

Golander

yeah im giving you more money for this, oh so definitely

ResilientBastard

Wow new time zone just dropped. Noon Standard Time (NST) coast to coast baby!

Quinn

Anyone know whats up with that address in Brooklyn from the email

Sybian Musk

I’ll check with him, we’re close personal friends

Shreddie

Streets needed this

Ben

think it’s the office/recording space

Peanut Horse

You guys have to do a let’s play/ Patreon game night of this game now

Violetvds

When u wanna buy but have no friends to play

Tim O'

I wanna play as Ashli Babbitt and get the secret ending where I don't get shot.

Brian Estabrook

i know this is just me being a cuck who is expecting entertainers to do actual material shit but i was hoping that the big surprise would be something that served the purposes of, you know, organizing and building power. instead we get a silly insular tchotchke whose meaning can only be gleaned by the most online doompilled leftist gnostics. another huge L for me.

mexicanhalloween .

Doritos 3d were great, I ate so many while high on terrible weed playing Crusin' World on N64 with my friends

K H

Coordinates confirmed. Maneuvering to engage.

K H

I immediately knew what we meant using the royal podcast. There was no confusion. Glad to be here for another secret episode.

K H

So right away. 9/11 is yet another American unit of measurement and I hope it used to keep score in the game.

Tyler

Now I know what it really felt like to be there on Jan. 6th. Tricked into believing something cool would happen, but revealing myself to have a smooth brain for falling for what as always just a grift to begin with. Now just disillusioned with my email and name on a list somewhere. Cool merch guys, I didn't even have to pay for this one.

Colin Helpio

Me, an online leftist who doesn't think their podcast is just a podcast: "what is this😠"

Ella

I don't like that you guys are doing this

ploob

THASTROM!!

Lanabanana

The salt in these comments is the best part of all tbh

Lanabanana

Does this mean I can go say hi to them and show them the short screenplay I wrote

Oliver Crane

I’m complaining to the manager, what’s the number for Langley?

B

Liz I know what you mean

RDB

embarrassing

Clammy_Damp

Tyler is not ready to be healed.

Grace

You all owe me $5

Greg Coyle

Busting out the trueanon board game at the function and creating a room full of people who will never speak to me again

DRS

Was it you? Good job.

Tyler

No salvation here, bby.

Greg Coyle

Dude please go outside i’m begging u

noirtown (edited)

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2026-09-09 19:00 this looks fun and cute. dont sweat the people in the comments getting angry
2024-01-02 22:24

CC

I deadass checked the date thinking it was April 1st

Karlach

It’s gunna be okay dude

Clammy_Damp

Why in the world you you think that?

Tryg

Please tell me that there is a classic 'Cluedo' element, in order to hunt the undercover feds. X x x

riley bowers

This gotta be a troll like the AOC interview right lol

Tryg

My polycule are all undercover feds.

Internet Lefty

The Coindexter podcast was going to mobilize the vanguard for the revolution? Dude please

AbsenteeUncle

Okay JF up next up we have “Storm the capitol”

Marcus

Four to seven people is ridiculous, nobody who listens to podcast has that many friends.

DoItForTheGramsci

lmao this is as good as the comments on the newsweek article

sadie

be sure to drink your ovaltine

Logan

Can you be more specific about what you were expecting? Do you think having a patreon subscription to a podcast is organizing?

MCL

Please release a “Bracewar” expansion kit at some point

Jack Sylvia

Just in time for the holidays !

Steve Harvey Oswald

I was gonna get a book to learn how to make a pipe bomb, but then I remembered my library card was revoked

N0tagayman

This is pretty gay tbh

Stewart Robertson

It would definitely be pretty necessary to get some ices of the mechanics (give us a rulebook or a video of people playing it). I'm sorely tempted but I'd like to know it's an actual game first.

JV

genuine question, can it feasibly be enjoyed with 2-3 players? i do not have enough friends

Pearlman King

Hey can I please be unbanned from the discord? Got banned a long time ago for nothing.

Colin S

Newsweek said I should buy this.

Brian

My favorite right wing podcast

lkmewqa

"This is a real board game designed for 4-7 players. Definitely 18 years and up." No one here has that many friends

J T

Fark this !

Jack Ross

Finally! The product!

JB

Holding out for the deluxe box set with 6-Degrees of Epstein and Bush Does 911 games

hamburglar

Hoping for a FPS video game edition

Doc Adna

A crumby commercial! Son of a

Bobby Volcano

Is anyone gonna talk about how they're releasing a product "to heal the world" and doing flagrant chips discourse at the same time?

K Money

I don't even know that many people that can read.

Steve Colacurcio

was really hoping it was gonna be a 3-way dildo. A thrildo, if you will

KB

You're right! It's perfect! 🥰

KB

Those are definitely in the future expansion packs. 😂 Love it.

Soapy

need 3 friends

Hank

Hoes mad

Mona Messier

Looking in the mirror, practicing just the right tone for my "Happy January 6th" greeting

J.P. McD.

Podcasts have nothing to do with “organizing and building power” buddy

Louis Wilkins

I was sure this was going to be a robot dick.

Mark Ames

This is beautiful

x

I'll never forget the day Newsweek covered trueanon. This was the real insurrection.

x

Also, let's make an online game version of this, because none of your listeners have friends in person.

NYCM&AHole

Can I cast magic missile with a roll of my 21 sided die?

Reece Coren

god i love my right wing podcast. it’s so good at making me right wing 💗

K H

It was naruto run area 51 for boomers.

K H

Statistically one always is.

K H

You don't get it. Board games are realistic SIMULATIONS... think about it. Patriots have the board...

Dean Watson

Rachel Jake, y’all hilarious 💀

Tryg

I have found that it's usually one of the guys who insist on wearing spiderman suits🕷

Colm Pollard

Bringing this to my office asap

Colm Pollard

Not getting annoyed at people who make money on a podcast for thinking idiots would waste money on dumb stuff

JB

Actually should be Weekends at Jeffrey's, a definitely NSFW multi-round game required for all Fortune 500 CEOs, Congresscritters, European ministers, and Marvel franchise leads.

Trevor Wookfield

Dude. It was absolutely the best day during the pandemic. It was the dumbest climax of the dumbest 5 or 6 years I could imagine. I was in hysterics watching the Jan 6 madness and the participants who didn't understand how reality works.

Sam Register

Hey it’s that guy from the single other podcast i listen to!

Jessica S

I checked the product page earlier, it says “extremely” limited. I had to resist the scarcity monster and remind myself I won’t actually play it. It looks like a really clever game though!

James H

Did it ever go on Sale? I check right at the time it was available and it was sold out?

Josh

Order confirmed!!

Sardonic

well shit, missed it :/ Will there be another run?

Gert

Buying this game triggered a fraud alert! Icing on the cake.

RedJon

Shipping is 154 dollars?

RedJon

Come the fuck on...

Barak Hussein

Can't wait for Kenosha, Wisconsin the game next. Where player either play as a rapist, racist or pedophile and they have to avoid one player who plays "the hero" who is armed with nurses gear and an ar-15

Gert

Be old.

Gert

You are tremendous! Best.

Gert

Weird they don't have an option for us old folks to subsidize your poor youngins, like American Prestige and Foreign Exchanges does.

Alexander Adamczyk

It looks like there will be a special edition later in spring, but the trueanon edition is gonna be limited.

Ella

I told Norm McDonald that he didn't have cancer and it was all in his head until it was too late to cure him

tubularballs

why even bother with "trueanon edition" if there's literally no difference??

tubularballs

they make hundreds of k a month they're not sweating