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Serious Business (Patreon)

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2021-12-07 04:33:40
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Why the leather armor? Eggplant farming is serious business. Some say the legendary Egplant-Gobbler is just a myth, but Illaria knows the myth to be true. When frightened the Gobbler can propel an eggplant at an alarming speed. Illaria has suffered more than one bruise from the Gobbler's attacks, and it doesn't play fair.

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Classical Salamander

Aww... I love her! That gobbler better look out, I'll cut it's eggplants off if it hurts Illaria! :o

Anonymous

LMAO that story really got me laughing and i really needed it since i found out not only am i back to work but i am now the only guard at my site so i wont have days off till Christmas but I digress she is super cute though my personal tastes think black or darker red leather would suit her more

TritiumCG
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Glad you liked it, I literally made it up on the spot. :D I'm also glad you're back at work though that sucks about Christmas. :( I do only dress her in bright reds eh? I gotta take your advice under advisement. :)

Anonymous

:) its ok life of a security guard besides all those hours will make a really nice paycheck

Jeshua Morbus

Gobblers beware of her "Green thumb eye gouge" technique! Given the situation, she doesn't play fair either...

Anonymous

Illaria looks so nice and innocent, tho i'm not sure the Gobbler thinks the same. He might need some serious ass kicking.

David Smith

Protection from Gobblers or not, Illaria makes a fine fashion statement in that red leather! And since she doesn't have eyes in the back of her head, I'll volunteer to guard her rear from any potential Gobbler attack from behind ;) Must protect that friendly sweet smile!