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Jason stood with Shade and Gordon as a humungous plume of ominous smoke rose from the centre of town. It was thick and mostly dirty grey mixed with dark purple, hard to see in a gloom-filled sky, but the sheer size made it hard to miss. It started at the width of a football field and expanded from there, forcing Jason and his familiars to back off almost to the city walls. From right next to it, they couldn’t get a better assessment of the plume’s height than ‘big,’ but it was taller than it was wide, and still rising.

From within the plume came flashes of sickly yellow lightning, like smog turned into a storm cloud. Streaks of red cut through the smoke like blood splashing, as if something was somehow cutting the sky. There was a background rumble of thunder, muffled as if something was wrong with the lightning, only the occasional loud crash coming through clearly.

Jason felt the space right in front of him warp, as if someone had grabbed the boundary between dimensions and twisted it in their fist. Suddenly Raythe was standing in front of him, and he pulled his hood down to reveal his face.

“That’s a bit more than a regular teleport,” he observed.

“That’s what you want to discuss right now?”

“It’s rude to answer a question with a question. And if you’re talking about the giant doom cloud, you’re the one standing there with your back to it. I bet you walk away from explosions without looking, don’t you? You think that makes you cool?”

“It does make her cool,” Gordon said.

“Don’t talk her up! Whose team are you on?”

“Can you take anything seriously?” Raythe asked.

Jason’s easy smile took on a hint of cruelty.

“You should be very glad that I can still have fun, Raythe. You think I didn’t realise that you were provoking me? Pushing me to reach diamond?”

“You allowed yourself to be provoked. I made the wind blow, but you rode it.”

“True. I’m the man you made me, but you should be grateful that’s not all I am. You weren’t trying to make a guy that has fun, and you don’t seem to understand how important that is. What I would be without it. You should be more careful when you sow the wind, Raythe.”

“This isn’t me provoking you, Jason. If you’re done making your speech, there is a rather drastic issue at hand.”

She gestured at the plume without looking back at it.

“I’m well aware that a fight is coming,” he told her.

“This won’t be a fight. That thing has broken the limits of this realm, limits to which you are still subject. Even if that wasn’t the case, your rapidly degrading avatar wouldn’t hold up to a night on the town, let alone battling something like this.”

“I know. It’s the very basis of my plan, in fact.”

Raythe narrowed her eyes.

“You want it to kill your avatar, so you take a phoenix form and use it to break the realm limitations on you.”

“That’s part of it.”

“It won’t be enough.”

“That’s why it’s only part.”

“Even in your phoenix form, it won’t be enough to face demigod-level power, which whatever comes out of that cloud is going to have.”

“You don’t think I can win.”

“This afterlife has been corrupted for billions of years, and you ranked up today. It can wait for you to come back once you’ve consolidated your power.”

“And all the people I’ve freed?”

“You can free them again.”

“No. You were there for my last big speech. Diamond-rank is declaring to the cosmos who you are and making it listen. I’m not going to do that only to immediately turn around and prove I’m the exact opposite. And if I abandon the people here to be corrupted all over again, that’s precisely what I’ll be.”

“Pride will cost you.”

“Getting the job done always costs me. It’s kind of my thing.”

“Paying the price without accomplishing anything isn’t getting the job done.”

“Oh, ye of little faith. Also, you might want to turn around.”

She did, and saw the cloud was dissipating to reveal a colossal figure concealed within. This made the previous giant look like a handbag dog, a mountain in the shape of a person. Contrary to expectations, that person was not a copy of Jason’s features but of Raythe’s.

“That’s a surprise, not going to lie,” Jason said. “Why do I get the feeling that it’s going to pick up those giant god weapons lying about and try to whack us with them?”

“Why does she look like me?”

“Does she?” Jason asked. “Hard to tell from this angle. I do think she might be taller.”

“I am watching from a nearby vantage with Mr Mercer,” Shade said. “I can assure you that the resemblance to Miss Raythe is quite strong.”

“Why does it look like me?” Raythe asked again, more rattled than Jason had heard her. “I’m not sure you understand exactly what this is, Asano. This is a wound on the cosmos, and it’s wearing my face.”

“It tried being me and I kicked my own butt. I think now it’s trying to be the person I answer to.”

“If it thinks you answer to me, it’s going to be very disappointed.”

“It’ll get worse than disappointed today.”

“How do you intend to beat it?”

Jason flashed her a grin, then pulled his hood back over his head and opened up a shadow portal behind them.

“You ever hear of a city called Boko?”

***

Thadwick watched from his vantage point on the hill, looking at the distant town, waiting for whatever the corruption turned into to show itself. One of the multitudinous bodies of Asano’s shadow familiar stood next to him.

“How do you think it’s going to go?” Thadwick asked. “I’m not sure this plan is going to work.”

“I have been with Mr Asano for some years now, and seen him in many situations. When cosmic power is being thrown about, in some impossible place that no living person should be, that is when he is in his element. Also, barbecues.”

“This plan is madness, though.”

“They always are, Mr Mercer. If you could do the impossible with sensible plans, no one would call it impossible. In my experience, Mr Asano’s methods are less about being clever and more about doing something so absurd that they would never occur to the vast majority of people. His plans that don’t involve almost certain death involve completely certain death.”

Suddenly, darkness swept across the sky, turning the land into a twilight realm of sinister gloom.

“What just happened?” Thadwick asked, looking around warily.

“Mr Asano turned the sky dark.”

“How?”

“He looked at it.”

“I’m beginning to see why the previous Thadwick considered Asano to be unfair in what comes his way. As an energy vampire, I have a handful of powers that the sun makes a lot weaker, and he can just turn the sun off?”

“It is actually not one of his more unconventionally sourced abilities, but a common essence power. His first, in fact, and one very typical to dark essence users. It simply requires a high rank to reach such efficaciousness. It is not Mr Asano’s advantage but simply the fact that essence users are, rank for rank, amongst the most powerful wielders of supernatural abilities. That, of course, presumes sufficient training and a level of diligence I’m told the original Mr Mercer sorely lacked.”

“Yeah,” Thadwick said with a grimace. “Even from his heavily biased memories I could tell that he was given everything while convincing himself he was consistently being passed over. I try not to dwell on him these days.”

He nodded in the direction of the now twilight-shrouded town.

“What’s going on down there?”

“The corruption has become an army of simulacra in the shape of Mr Asano. It is not a strategy that is meeting with success.”

“That’s good, right?”

“Yes, although I suspect we shall find that this is merely a prelude.”

They continued to wait, the events in the town too distant to make out in the magical darkness. Thadwick tried anyway, his eyes glowing blue but the simple presence of walls meant he could see nothing.

“Is he still fighting those things?” he asked.

“We are,” Shade replied.

“It doesn’t look like much is happening from here.”

“We are quite far away.”

“Right, yes.”

Thadwick stood, watching the town as he threw occasional awkward glances at Shade.

“So, the shadow man who sent me here. That’s your brother?”

“Not exactly as biological mortals understand the concept, but yes.”

“He doesn’t seem to like your summoner very much.”

“He believes that our kind should not be bound to the whims of mortals through familiar pacts. Many astral beings do this, Shadows of the Reaper included, although none as habitually as I have. He demonstrates his distaste by repeatedly using my own summoners to entrap me in various ways. Your composite soul is comprised of Thadwick’s along with that of one of my summoners. Umber convinced them to betray me, which I can at least comprehend, as our relationship was not the best. How Umber subsequently convinced them to become the raw materials in his soul engineering is beyond my ability to reason out. Do you truly have no memories that could shed any light on that mystery?”

“I don’t, I’m sorry. I have most of Thadwick’s memories, so far as I can tell, but none of this other person’s. I’ve often wondered if they had no influence on me at all, or if it was just more subtle. Perhaps the influence of the other soul is why I am not simply Thadwick reborn, in which case, I am extremely grateful to your summoner. I am sorry I cannot help you.”

“Thank you.”

“I don’t mean to offend, but your brother doesn’t seem like a good person.”

“There are many dangers inherent to immortality. One is letting it change you beyond recognition. The other is staying eternally the same. An affliction that Umber suffers from. As did the Builder, until Mr Asano put a stop to that.”

“The Builder, as in that dimensional entity that invaded our world?

“Great astral being, yes. The one tasked with creating new universes.”

“And Asano did what to it, exactly?”

“Apologies, Mr Mercer. I have become accustomed to people versed in the larger cosmic aspects, forgetting that most neither need nor want such information. Mr Asano repaired something called the Cosmic Throne, a mechanism that embodies the fundamental laws of the cosmos.”

“Well, I’m in a broken afterlife right now, so I guess it makes sense that something like that exists. How does a thing like that break, though?”

“The details of its breaking matter less than the ramifications, so I shall skip over them. The consequences were many, but one was the advent of a new Builder to replace the original. The other great astral beings wished to control him, so they granted themselves the power to reset his mental state to that of a teenager. This served to erase the wisdom of ages that an immortal should accumulate, although there are exceptions, like my brother.”

“That all sounds like god business.”

“It’s a bit higher level than that, although the throne does include the rules governing divine behaviour. The removal of those rules is the reason many gods and great astral beings have been running amok. Even with the throne restored, the repercussions are ongoing, but some things have been put aright, such as the other great astral beings no longer being able to influence the Builder as they once could.”

“Is that why Asano can be in this place while he’s still alive? He got involved with that throne that governs everything?”

“Yes, although the throne does not govern, as such. It does not make the rules so much is it is the rules, like a tablet of laws. Compared to gods or great astral beings, it is without a will to act beyond the explicit and exacting enforcement of its rules. This allows it to be absolutely objective, but that rigidity was its undoing. Fixed rules inevitably have exceptions, allowing their misuse to the point where the rules themselves were destroyed.”

“But Asano restored them somehow?”

“Yes.”

“Why would your brother believe that someone who could do that would be threatened by some energy vampires? And he wasn’t, not really. I mean, he’s starting fights with gods. Who even is that lady that came into the meeting? How did she end up in the afterlife?”

“She is the prime vessel of the great astral being who governs time.”

“Of course she is. I feel like a child in a cattle stampede, trying not get trodden on by all the giants around me.”

“You won’t be, Mr Mercer.”

“I’m still not comfortable with that name. I try to be a son to original Thadwick’s mother, but the rest of them don’t know me. To them, I’m a monster walking around in their family member’s skin, and they aren’t entirely wrong.”

“Would you like me to address you in another fashion?”

“No. It was mother who told me to use the name. With her, anyway. There are people still hunting me.”

“You will be safe, Mr Mercer. Mr Asano has placed you under his protection.”

“How reliable is that?”

“He is an adventurer, Mr Mercer. You may have every confidence in him.”

Thadwick pointed at the town. His eyes glowed blue again as he got a better look, his power making plain the vastness of the cloud rising into the sky. They watched as the smoke cleared, revealing a titan in the shape of an elf so tall that an overcast day would have hidden her head in the clouds.

“If I’m being honest, Shade, that doesn’t give me every confidence in Asano. I’m really not sure that this plan is going to work.”

“You’re about to do your part and find out. Get ready, Mr Mercer.”

Thadwick looked down at the black and red gauntlet and vambrace covering most of his right arm. It responded at a thought, reshaping itself into a heavy sword, the hilt sharing the same gothic design as the gauntlet had.

“When?” he asked. His answer came in the shape of an archway that rose from the ground before filling with shadow.

While Shade stepped through without a word, Thadwick hesitated for a long moment before following. He stumbled slightly as he emerged from the portal. He hadn’t been through many in his life on the run as an energy vampire or as the young master of a backwater noble house, so he was unused to the disorientation that came with dimensional travel. He shook his head to clear it and looked up, the creature dominating the town looming like a mountain. The others were standing in a row with their backs to him, likewise staring up at the colossus. It was Jason, Shade, Raythe the time lady, and the strange thing with all the glowing balls. A couple of the balls swivelled to look at him with their eerie, nebulous stare.

“It’s a city in Pallimustus?” Raythe asked Jason.

“Used to be,” Jason said. “When I die, my avatar’s destruction becomes a portal to my astral kingdom, letting a bunch of power through. This creates a celestial ghost fire phoenix, a kind of a liminal state that I can run around in before it recreates my avatar. Normally, this happens in a nice, controlled fashion. When someone stabbed me with a copy of the sword that Thadwick here is holding, that control went out the window. My avatar opened way too big a hole into my astral kingdom, and the resulting energy surge turned Boko into a crater. Now, I’ve got more power and the sword isn’t a knock-off. Should make for a pretty big boom.”

“That’s your plan?” Raythe asked.

“Yep.”

“That seems reckless.”

“I warned you to be careful when you sow the wind, lady. You should probably go through that portal to watch from a safe distance. Thadwick, do your thing and scarper as well. I’ll try and hold off the detonation until you’re through, so jab me quick and then leg it.”

Raythe frowned, but went through the portal without another word as Shade and Gordon vanished. Thadwick looked at Jason’s back, steeled himself and ran his sword through it, immediately bolting for the portal. He stumbled back onto the hilltop, looking out at the town. Blue and orange light was shining from somewhere beyond the walls, building up rapidly.

“Are we sure this is far enough away?” he asked. Before Raythe could respond, the planet exploded.

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jess-alino.

Write like the wind, Shirt!!

Samuel Britt

A good old Jason plan. Demigod level entety of corruption that can only be damaged by his ghost fire? Yeah, he'll just blow himself up, along with, evidently, a planet. Classic Jason.

David Benjamin Newman

Hah. Uh. Okay. Maybe a bit more power than Jason expected to unleash? On the other hand... I think he got it.

Dylan Bednarz

Of course Jason blows up a planet

Citiy3

So now he has moved on from blowing up cities skipped straight past countries all the way up to planets. At least he didn't blow up the local solar system.

Gekoh

Oh gee I sure hope all those people are ok

Kingsley

Well, exploding planets isn't exactly good.

1Letter

And Boom!

Derek Scheller

So we have now gone from blowing up cities to blowing up a planet, seriously shirt can you give me one just one chapter where I can get through my next two days and not feel like I’m craving my next high.

Ligeia

I wonder why the giant whatever-you-call-it looks like Raythe instead of Jason. I wonder even more if we'll ever find out!

David Harshman

That is, in fact, a sentence that can end a chapter...

David Harshman

To be fair, that afterlife didn't exist in a solar system. It just looked like it did from the planet's surface...

Corvi

The guy in Boko couldn’t let go of the sword. Was that a trap from the messengers so he couldn’t talk? I thought the feedback just glued them together.

Jeff

The PLANET??????

Zero

So when the planet blows up does his astral kingdom just consume the afterlife? The souls get traded to the reaper for a favor and those god slaying weapons are “broken down parts” like the builder’s gate

Geoff

"And it exploded"

Unwillingmainer

Damn, this might be his best plan yet. At least his most explosive. How is he going to top this when killing Knowledge?

CipherFTW

Whyd the planet gotta blow up too man?

Zachary Ross

The whole bloody planet? That seems a bit off, but I look forward to Wednesday when my shock and confusion will be treated to some new information.

Blackstripe Chakat

"The Planet Exploded." That is a hell of a phrase to end on.

jess-alino.

I've always thought the messengers did this so he couldn't talk so fuckyes.

Shazbaz

So... I expected Thadwick to stab Jason. But I did not expect it to be at Jason's request.

Malnayil

The guy in boko held onto the sword at first, like you do when you stab someone and think you've won, and want your weapon back, of course. By the time he thought to let go, yeah the feedback glued them. Thadwick isnt using a knockoff sword, so the feedback may be a bit different... or the simple fact that he stabbed and immediately let it go to run away, maybe it didnt have time to fuse them? Those are my best reads... but its also been awhile since boko, I might be missing something.... SHIRT WE NEED ANSWERS HERE!!!

Julia

God now he's never gonna shut up about that time he blew up a planet

Champ Bob

Well... we DID establish that this was one way to kill a god. Should be good enough to kill a demigod, right?

Dax

Narrator: "It was, in fact, *not* far enough away."

PapaJohn

“The planet exploded.” Bruh.

Ruben

Maybe just because the sword was a mediocre copy and didn't handle the energy properly.

Ruben

I think it is very cool of Jason to finally give Thadwick the chance to stab him in the back. Only took about half a century

Dax

Don't worry, they were already dead beforehand xD

Citiy3

There is no such thing as overkill but it might have been a bit more power than expected

Boba Sanchez

Jason: "I get what I want, I got that, ooh,.... *Boom* shalakalaka"

BBjace

Oh come on

Timothy

And just when we all though we were USED to insane plans by Jason, he goes and tips it with a planet sized BOOM! Will the uncontaminated souls be evacuated to his astral plane, will Jason get new cosmic powers from exploding a planet and will that explosion be sure to have killed the giant??!! Be sure to catch the next Chapter of HWFWM!

Chris Foote

That was covered in this chapter, because it viewed Raythe as someone answered too.

Michael Treloar

Bloody Shirt and his talent for understatement…”Before Raythe could respond, the planet exploded.” Keep the good work coming Travis, we all love it!

Slimymic

Fuck the town he's raking the whole planet with him this time 😆

RonGAR

Reaper is gonna be pppiiissssseeeedddd... Bet he's gonna be like, "MuthaF***r, didn't I send you there to SAVE that planet?" "What planet? I don't see a planet. Shade, do you see a Planet" "No, Mr. Asano, I do not." "See, No planet. Nothing to save, No broken deal. Check Please! "

Alpha Wrath

Great. Now i have to wait until Thursday to read the follow-up.

Caleb

Given the size of the portal that probably opened that whole afterlife was probably drawn into Jason’s astral kingdom. They will all be fine.

Kristy Riedel

Finally, Thadwick stabbed him in the back just right!

NicN

Tftc

Daniel Wills

Perfect time for him to say, “It’s fine.”

Daniel Wills

It’s fine. Probably. He controls reality in his aura, right? So, like, totally gonna be fine.

Zack

The real question: is Jason gonna tell Neil, or is Shade gonna have to bring it up in an offhanded comment over sandwiches?

Ross

I wonder if he will get a new title out of it? He had something like Giant Slayer before... He's got keeper of the cycle. Now it might be bringer of the cycle 😂

Christian Kalemkiewicz

Now I’m picturing Melissa and the others back in the meeting room waking up woozily, asking what happened. They talk it out and someone says “well, things seem alright now.” Boom, planet explodes. Cue “It’s Always Sunny…” theme.

Ross

Huh, is this the first chapter where the the title wasn't actually in it? I get the reference to sowing the wind and reaping the whirlwind....

Ross

Neil's never going to let him live it down

Annie Ingram

Also he was kidnapped and delivered there by umber. He didn't make a deal with the reaper. He was also delivered there under semi false pretenses so it's not like he can be held to any agreements. 🤷‍♀️

Annie Ingram

I'm very curious to see if this let's Jason create a diamond level avatar when he reconstitutes. I'm sure the reaper can just fix the planet it'll be fine. Velius might blow a vein in his forehead though. I do expect Velius to sigh and say, "I did tell him the was likely to blow up in his face. I just didn't expect it to be so literal."

Stephanie Washburn

I also hope they're all okay. Maybe Jason will have to recreate the place?

Jim Dupps

Neil: "oh so blowing up cities isnt enough for you anymore? You had to start blowing up entire planets?"

Scrubzero66

Holly Biscuit Appocalypse Batdude the what did what thats not a cliff hanger thats an unfortunate quicksave.

Feu et Glace

So you think she'll be able to roll back time and fix that? If you die in the afterlife does that mean you get upgraded?

mockery jones

In the past Jason was firmly against blowing up the planet he's standing on. I'm glad to see that he has matured.

Chuck Haeberle

Insert {and it exploded] galaxy quest meme.

Zazaan

Leave it to Jason to turn himself into a planet buster explosion...

Thalamus Dredge

Jason channeling transcendent level power directly through a sword with unclear levels of power which may as well be named "MacGuffin" with how often its been plot relevant. I think he just got the first piece of his god slaying puzzle.

Adrian

At least everyone there is already dead....

Thomas Hellsten

Unless the next chapter is gonna be about the rest of the biscuits reaching diamond

james bates

I have only two questions: does Jason get to keep the sword now in his back so we can see the item description for it? And if the whole planet got destroyed, does that mean Jason opened a planet sized astral gate and swallowed this after life into his astral kingdom?

Threads of Fate

I believe he couldn't let go because it was a flawed replica of Thadwick's weapon.

Adrian

Hopefully a large chunk of it did not extrude through the portal like a pyroclastic squirt gun and wreck New Boko

Kazren

What a great title for the Chapter.

Ken Sevier

Well that oukd need time travel indeed

Gh0st-Hunt3r

SHADE: “I have been with Mr Asano for some years now, and seen him in many situations. When cosmic power is being thrown about, in some impossible place that no living person should be, that is when he is in his element. Also, barbecues.” I do believe Jason has finally corrupted Shade's! 🤣🤣🤣 Also Barbecues 🤣🤣

james bates

Wait, I just thought of something. If all those souls get pushed into Jason's astral kingdom, does that count as a soul entering a physical reality? Did Jason just turn a planet of dead veteran gold rank warriors into outworlders?

Gh0st-Hunt3r

Thadwick - “What just happened?” Shade - “Mr Asano turned the sky dark.” Thadwick- "How?" Shade - "He looked at it." Thadwick - “I’m beginning to see why the previous Thadwick considered Asano to be unfair in what comes his way. As an energy vampire, I have a handful of powers that the sun makes a lot weaker, and he can just turn the sun off?” 🤣🤣

Agent P.

Here's to blowing up the Avatar being the solution! Called it. Also that's one way to end a chapter. Seems like Jason may have had slightly less control that time.

Kaelan Spears

I was just thinking this! Jason is going to devour the afterlife

CompulsiveReader

And now an afterlife with countless heros. Are part of Jason's universe and how many can be reborn to save other world and universes. A billion years of adventurers just waiting for there chance. How much power will that add? Will an afterlife make him more godlike?

Martin Tomsic

Woohoo!!! I finally caught back up to the new chapters!!!

Cory Eichenblat

Jason did tell Farah that Thadwick would “definitely stab me in the back”.

Ligeia

Maybe it viewed Raythe as an authority figure but that doesn't explain why the corruption figure took her shape. Why not Umber, or Thadwick, or Jason himself? It doesn't make sense.

Bekannt Machen

I wish I could like your comment a hundred more times.

Bekannt Machen

Probably the latter. Perhaps Raythe will spill the beans on that one during a diamond rank smorgasbord lunch.

Zack

Who knows, maybe thadwick will do it?

Hayden Leech

Cattle stampede? How does thadwick know about cows?

Troy Telford

WTH, you can't end a chapter on a line like that! The absurdity of doing that made me laugh out loud, 🤣. Seriously, if your next chapter doesn't pick up and explain what happened I'm gonna be low key upset... but not surprised. The planet exploded?!? 🤪 ok, yea. Sure. I'm not even sure if that's literal or just Thadwicks perspective. ...probably literal. It is Jason after all. 🤪🤣

Troy Telford

Hey, who wants to bet Jason creates an afterlife in his cosmos to take in all these souls? If the Reaper complains, he's gonna get pissed off Jason, holding a grudge that the Reaper took him away from his family, friends, and planet when they needed him most. "Reap the whirlwind, Reaper."

Troy Telford

😆 I want that conversation now!

Troy Telford

Yea, if he cuts to team biscuit or Earth, I'm gonna be beyond annoyed.

Troy Telford

He can report to Umber he kept his side of the deal and "killed" Jason... but...

Troy Telford

Haha! I was thinking the same! It's great see Shade taking on a bit of Jason/team biscuit snark. 😁

Troy Telford

My theory is because it recognized Rayeth as the true evil force on the planet - not caring about the fate and health of a planet full of souls. Yea, she needs to reconnect with her mortality, she's so amoral she doesn't recognize it anymore. All while claiming to be doing what's best. Yup, true villain mentality. The blob chose right.

Troy Telford

Both great questions I also want answers to!

Troy Telford

Yea, that conversation was awesome! 😎

Troy Telford

Hahaha! That would be a great line and perspective to start the next chapter!

Gh0st-Hunt3r

At least it's not permanent 🤣 the planet will reform its self...in time ...? Although, I do believe thadwicks question was both valid, and irrelevant, considering no matter how far away they got it was most definitely not far enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to see all of there reactions in the next chapter. Somehow I envision it going something l8ke this-- Thaddy-"are you sure this is far enou....!!!"-- BOOOOOMMM!! Shade-"Nope...Nope It isn't Mr. Mercer!" Raythe-"Well...Stick a fork in it....It's done!"

Shazbaz

Oh, that's a good point.

Troy Telford

Actually her sorta did? He blew up an entire reality! It was a single planet in size but still - it counts! 😁

Kaelan Spears

An army of warriors, champions, and heroes. What better way to fight against a rogue god?

KevB

Whoops

rainydays

I wonder if all those souls are going to be reborn into the messengers being grown in Arbour??

Joe

….Monday’s, amiright?

Teddy Torres

These are the real questions

Ligeia

On Fridays, you get to wait for *three* days, so at least 2 days isn't as long!

Ligeia

There have been a very few others, but probably less than 5. Which isn't bad for this many chapters!

Aizen Weeks

Humphrey is never going to let him live it down that he has blown up at least one planet now!

Ligeia

The real question is, is his astral kingdom physical reality?

Idan tal

This is exactly a “Jason plan” in action 😂

Ty

"The planet exploded" He says.

obiwann

Holy coruscant Batman

Michael Deleon

“Are we sure this is far enough away?” he asked. Before Raythe could respond, the planet exploded. I’m at work and snorted water all over my computer. Thank you shirt! Now I have to think of an excuse for IT.

Michael Deleon

What he did was blow the planet up to kill the god, while shielding everyone on the planet like he did with boko, when he grabbed everyone with his God power and teleported them all out of boko. He may have god powers but he doesn’t need the planet he is on to have those powers.

Lurker

lol someone needs to make sparkling vampire joke with his exploding, it’s practically a habit at this point

socialleech

But it still only counts as one.

Esther Prenosil

I don't think there was a, "far enough away."

Esther Prenosil

Neil and Jason bickering over something neither of them actually cared about* Shade adding: Mr. Assano you do recall that time you blew up a planet, do you not?

Darkdragon

I think he got just a bit extra as well.

Esther Prenosil

Idk, how does Neil have a taxidermy piglet?

Esther Prenosil

I mean, Jason can't respect anyone, and even the Reaper can't force a soul to reincarnate. It would be really cool though.

viperfan7

Is it weird I imagine it popping like a bubble underwater?

Jose Alvarez

I refresh the website constantly T.T jauncing for the next chapter.

JW Saxby

😂 The meme: “It’s was at this moment, he knew he f**ked up.” 🤣

JW Saxby

🩶👍🏼 Tyftc 🍻

StarkRG

Jason does have that restriction not to bring anyone back from the dead, so probably not.

Frank Morgana

Why does she look like me? It does make her look cool! Two great lines! Hahaha

Nathan

“the throne does include the rules governing divine behaviour” this feels like some serious foreshadowing.

Nathan

Oh wait, you guys have a six day week. Whatever you’ll get it from context.

Nathan

It’s the translation power. He probably said some kind of lizard stampede.

Nathan

It’s the translation power. He probably said some kind of lizard stampede.

Aizen Weeks

You right, Clive's new wife will have words too

Caleb

Well at least this afterlife

Christopher Findlay

We all know it will be team biscuit next chapter before we get back to Jasons little oppsie

Ross

TYFTC! A couple typos: "It does not make the rules so much is it is the rules" → "so much as it is the rules" "trying not get trodden on" → "trying not to get trodden on"

Henry Archer

I predicting it now, Jason's spirit realm is getting an afterlife dlc

Vodyinoi

I refuse to believe that Shirt wasn't giggling like a lune while writing that last line. :D

Jesse

So have I missed it before with the Astral Beings resetting the Builder to a teen instead of him being a teen?

MatthewM

He was elevated to the position of a GAB because he was the most promising messenger of his time achieving diamond rank before he turned 16. The agreement allowed those that elevated him to temporarily reset his personality to what it was at the time of his elevation. The world phoenix did it once when she and the builder were talking to Jason in Remaros. He gains back a modicum of his immortal personality over time as seen by his recovery in Jason's rumble in the jungle.

Shaggy Werth

"It's Jason. Of COURSE he was going to blow up a planet. The only surprise would be if he DOESN'T come back with some ridiculous new soul power!" - Neil, probably, once Jason gets back and tells everyone what happened. Then Humphrey will yell at him again for doing something insane that he was always going to do.

Shaggy Werth

Let's be honest, Shade started really loosening up after meeting Jason's family. He's been this way since the first Earth arc. I'm pretty sure it was mostly Emi's and Farrah's influences.

Shaggy Werth

He does have said restriction, buuuuut.... He does also have a Soul Forge. And a Thadwick, who is kind of a peripheral byproduct of Soul Engineering, as an abject example in his circle right now.

Shaggy Werth

Greek mythology states that if a hero reaches Elysium three times in three lives, they earn the privilege to go to the Isles of the Blest or whatever. Maybe it'd be like a Super-Valhalla or something?

Feu et Glace

WOW, that's awesome. I need to read up on that, thank you for sharing! 😁

GentlemanG33k

Jason telling multiple people Thadwick was going to "stab him in the back" and laughing to himself

Aidan Robertson

Yes, it is. Jason physically exists in the astral as a nexus with his own head shaped space port.

Roguefalcan

TYFTC! Definitely not far enough away lol.

Kristy Riedel

I disagree that he had less control this time. Last time was a surprise attack and he had to do multiple things in response (evacuate the population, call for help, and prevent the explosion of his avatar). This time it was a planned attack with a more powerful weapon (and avatar), and no action to take other than to lean into the destructive effect he wanted. I think the planet blowing up isn't terrible in an afterlife like in reality, there are different rules.

Roguefalcan

I'm really hoping for some stat blocks next chapter with the play by play from the moment of backstabbing to the eventual new power obtainment jason gets from this.

ExistentialBane

I don't think he's gonna create an afterlife in his realm, I think instead he's gonna rebuild the afterlife he's in as a soul domain.

gary lutz

Yes, love it. This is drawing together nicely. So many series run out of ideas but HWFWM just keeps rocking! 👍💯

ExistentialBane

The first couple books had a lot of them, I think it was book three when they mostly went away

ExistentialBane

Ligeia. It did answer why not Jason. Because Jason already kicked its ass when it was in his form. Thadwick answers to him, so he wouldn't make sense. Umber has never been in that reality, so it wouldn't make sense to be him. And even if he had, Shade is the same kind of being as Umber and Shade also answers to Jason. Raythe is the only being it's seen that might outrank Jason.

Ligeia

Okay, Bane, that makes sense. I just wasn't making the connections you just pointed out.

Invalid Slot

hahahaha why NOT just take over a whole afterlife and turn into more of your astral territory.

ItsFin

Zac would be proud

Eric Kolasinski

I keep checking everyday even though I know better cause just in case it's different this time

Derek Scheller

I get the notifs in email and on the app on my phone and release days I’ll still do the same lol

Aaron S

What did they expect? At this point in the story, Jason has essentially achieve the dream of Darth Sidius . He LITERALLY possesses UNLIMITED POOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Azwrix

"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." -Jason, probably

Kile

Seems fine.

Dalth

Three separate patreon authors all using this weekend as the big bad cliffhanger. Like why can I hear boss music?!

Other Tan

Since Jason's avatar is still only gold ranked, and Jason encountered Thadwick just before breaking through to diamond, if Thadwick had gotten him with the sword, in this afterlife world, it would have been nearly as big?

joseph peltier

Well, I guess this is good practice for killing Knowledge. Let her come over to earth, use Raythe owing him one to do some freaking Flash style evacuate everyone after the bomb goes off time manipulation stuff, then blow up earth, and she’s dead. While adding in some soul manipulation, and astral kingdom stuff somewhere in the mix lol.

mortis3338

Just goes to prove all you need is a bigger boom!

Richard Climer

That's why we can't have anything nice... My breakdown for the Monday morning quarterback... knockoff to the real deal sword(likely exponentially stronger) gold to diamond rank(definitely exponentially stronger) yeah, of course the boom will kill a planet, that's why diamond rankers in earlier books avoided fights on planets.. they did say something about leaving it burnt to a cinder or something like that.