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Even the fastest gold-ranker could only compete with normal diamonds for so long, although the silver-haired woman did qualify as that fastest gold-ranker. Claude and his team had been chasing her for far longer than should have been necessary, never quite pinning her down. Moving beyond the speed of sound, the way they interacted with the laws of physics were different. They could run on water like it was solid ground. Glass shattered and vehicles were overturned as they blitzed through cities. Dust clouds that rose to the sky were left behind as they blazed across the plains. The air itself was a wall they had to constantly break through, at least for Claude and his team. Their quarry’s wind essence made the air an asset rather an obstacle, pushing her forward as it held them back.

Open spaces were the most dangerous for her. Claude and his team had the numbers and could manoeuvre to box her in, pelting her with powers from afar. The essence abilities of diamond-rankers were profoundly dangerous, making every moment a threat of debilitation and capture. She accordingly sought cover at every change, from canyons networks to mountain ranges to rainforests. Anything with a lot of living auras made her harder to track, offering brief respite before diamond-rank senses filtered her presence from the noise and the chase resumed.

Claude was forced to acknowledge the woman’s immense ability. Hounded by eight diamond-rankers, she led them on a merry chase, but for all her skill and all her tricks, the tyranny of rank was inescapable. Their use of speed might have lacked her grace, but they had the numbers and the endurance to never give up, and the sharp senses to never lose track. So long as she was gold-rank and they were diamond, there would be no escape. Sooner or later, they would run her down.

It was in a forest that things came to a head. It was a vast stretch of woodland, spanning almost the entire continent, large enough that even at diamond-rank speed they wouldn’t just blaze past. She moved like a ghost not slowing at all as she wove through the forest, barely stirring the leaves with her passage. If she thought they would need to go slower, she was sorely mistaken. Half their number flew right over the top, waiting for her to burst out. It was harder to track her aura, as she did a remarkable job of hiding it amongst the trees and the beasts, but the rest of the team handled that. They did stay in the forest, not slowing down to navigate but ploughing through like wrecking balls. Trees detonated as diamond-rankers passed through them, faster than the speed of sound. The sound of their passage, neither stopping nor slowing, was like a sequence of bombs going off.

Their quarries problems didn’t stop at her failure to slow them down. One of Claude’s hunters had the power to control trees and plants, and he almost pinned her down before she launched herself through the canopy and into the sky. Claude’s people were waiting, driving forward in renewed pursuit.

In flight, she was at her fastest, but it wasn’t enough. For all her speed, the sky was nothing but open territory and her pursuers swept out to box her in. Claude grinned as the chase finally neared its end, anticipating an outlet for the frustration of having to chase her for this long. Even once they had her, the fact that it took so much effort would make him a laughingstock amongst the other pirates. His grin turned savage thinking about the ways he would make her pay for the humiliation.

***

Frustration burned through Sophie like a poison. She’d never truly expected to escape the pack of diamond-rankers, and was even surprised she’d managed to evade them for this long. Compared to the elites of the Imperial training program, the pirate army was the bottom of the cosmic barrel, but diamond-rank was diamond-rank. Their power was undeniable, although she had to wonder how they’d gotten there. What manner of pathetic self-revelation had allowed them to cross the threshold into the highest rank of mortal ability?

Once they had caught her, there would be no point putting up a fight. Running from them was one thing, but combat would be short and brutal, even if they lacked true skill. It would be better to save herself the injuries and avoid giving them a chance to ‘accidentally’ kill her. At this point the job of leading them away from the rest of the team was done. They would want to question her on the location of her friends, so they would take her alive if she didn’t provoke them too badly. From there it would be a question of how hard those questions would be asked.

The thought of it brought up old fears that she’d thought were long behind her. The days in Greenstone, her and Belinda desperately trying to avoid the people hunting them. Looking for a way out that seemed impossible to find as powerful forces tried to exploit them or worse. Even her salvation had been in the form of a slave contract, even if Asano had never treated it as such. The day she stopped being an indenture and became a free adventurer had been a rebirth, and now that life was under threat. The idea of being caught, being stopped, being anything other than free, was something she could not, would not endure.

She continued to pile on speed, but she knew it wasn’t enough. They were close enough to fling an onslaught of powers her way, explosions and bolts of lightning and fire slowing her down as she was forced to evade. Her mind rebelled against the inevitable, even as her power fell short. She wasn’t nimble enough, fast enough, powerful enough. For all the distance she had come, everything she had accomplished, these people would take it from her. If they caught her, pinned her down like a butterfly on a display board, it would destroy something inside her that would never be made whole.

When she screamed her rage she didn’t hear it, her breakneck speed leaving noise behind. Her pursuers inched closer with every passing moment, the powers launched at her becoming more dangerous. Everything inside, everything she was, said that she would never be caught, even as she knew her capture was inevitable. Escape was impossible, yet her soul shrieked fury and defiance. Something inside her broke open, like a divine bird emerging from an eggshell, as diamond light erupted from her body.

***

Claude’s face was a snarl as he closed in on his prey. There was nowhere to hide in the open sky, and his team’s powers were slowing her down as she was forced to bob and weave. He would make her tell him where they others were, and he would take great satisfaction in the questioning. He could almost feel that silver hair, gripped in his fist, when he was stirred from the thought by a blaze of light. He shrieked fury as triumph was snatched from his hands, knowing exactly what the light coming from her meant. He screamed at his people to chase harder, as if that were possible, but there was no interfering with rank ascension. They flung powers all the harder, only for them to deflect off the diamond light. When it finally faded, they only caught a glimpse of her diamond-rank form as she shot away, making a mockery of her previous speed. Still moving at diamond-rank speed, her pursuers felt as if they were left standing still.

***

“Eight diamond-rankers,” Jakaar said through gritted teeth. “Eight diamond-rankers for one gold, and not only did you let her lead you away from the others but you failed to catch even her.”

Claude had gotten unlucky with his timing. Admiral Jakaar’s stronghold was a palace built for the largest mercenary group on the planet, displaced by the fleet’s arrival. The self-styled mercenary king who had ruled it was dead, but the admiral still made use of his ostentatious throne room. Seated on the throne, the admiral had been holding court with his top captains when Claude arrived to give his report. This left Claude detailing his failure to an audience of the fleet’s most powerful and important members, along with the up-and-comers he would no longer be counted amongst.

“She has a speed-oriented power set, Admiral. Once she hit diamond, I don’t think there’s a person in this fleet who could catch her.”

“Your excuse is that one of our enemies is now powerful enough to be a threat? We are here to find and eliminate them, not be a crucible for their ascension!”

Claude was unhappy, but not fearful. Jakaar wasn’t the type to kill over failure, but neither did he forget. By dressing Claude down in front of everyone, Jakaar made it clear that any captains whose support Claude had cultivated would stay quiet, at least for a while. Just as Claude was wishing for a distraction from being the centre of attention, the door to the throne room slammed open to let in one of Jakaar’s personal staff. The man didn’t bother waiting until he’d crossed the long room to report.

“Admiral, a dimension ship just arrived in orbit.”

Jakaar raised an eyebrow.

“I assume that either ship or its passengers are sufficiently notable to warrant your dramatic entrance, Biggs?”

“Both, Admiral. Jota is back, along with the ship he stole from you.”

***

Jakaar was in the office where he did his actual work. The throne room was good for theatrics, which Jakaar respected. It was a useful place for reminding the captains who the admiral was, but it wasn’t a practical space for the actual running of a planetary occupation. Sitting at his comms terminal, he tapped the touch screen to accept the call and Jota’s face appeared.

“If it isn’t the little mutineer.”

“The captain can’t mutiny his own ship, Admiral.”

“It’s my fleet, Traitor. My ship.”

“That must have come as a blow to all your captains who believe themselves to be captain-owners. Or did you not tell them your views on that?”

“You’re bold coming here, Jota. How certain are you that you can get away before the fleet locks you down?”

“I know I can’t intimidate you, Admiral. I’ll simply say that if you come for us, you’ll discover the source of my confidence.”

“Why would you risk returning to the fleet?”

“The connected worlds, Earth and Pallimustus. You sent me to one and took a job from the other. I don’t know what the goddess promised you, but it isn’t enough.”

“Is that so?”

“You have no idea of the dragon whose slumber we disturbed when you sent me to Earth. And now you’re hunting the dragon’s friends.”

“And who is this dragon of yours?”

“I’m going to send his representative down to the planet where you can talk to her in person. She’s a friend of Hierophant Dawn’s so I recommend you treat her with respect.”

“She’s willing to walk into the beast’s den alone?”

“She is.”

“That’s quite the confidence, to assume she can fight her way clear of all my diamond-rankers.”

“She doesn’t think that. She’s only gold-rank.”

“Your sleeping dragon’s representative is only gold-rank? He’s starting to sound more like a worm.”

“Well, he does spend a lot of time in the dark.”

***

Jakaar watched on the security monitors as two of his people escorted the woman through the corridors of the palace. She was human, pretty in the way almost every gold-ranker was. She wore a simple slate grey blouse and off-white slacks with practical shoes. Her strawberry blonde hair was loose, reaching down to her shoulders. She was equipped for brunch, not for battle. When she arrived in his office, she looked around and gave an approving nod before walking over to his desk. He stood, waving her to a chair before sitting back down.

“After hearing about your throne room situation, I was worried that you would be a man too taken with pomposity to have a sensible discussion with,” she said without introduction. “I’m glad to see a recognition that, while drama has its place, simple practicality is the more valuable trait. I’m hoping that means I have at least a chance to convince you.”

“Of what?”

“To pack up and go home.”

“If the intervention of Hierophant Dawn is all you have to threaten me with, you’re going to be disappointed. Although she may not be the first daughter anymore, she still represents the Cult of the World-Phoenix. When she makes an overt move, the cosmos will be watching.”

“It’s not Dawn you have to worry about.”

“Interesting. I am Arcturus Jakaar, may I have your name?”

“Farrah Hurin.”

“And who is it that I have to worry about, Farrah Hurin? I can see that you are on the cusp of diamond-rank, but you could rank up in this office and it wouldn’t be you.”

“Quite true. To be honest, I’ve been having some trouble crossing into diamond. It requires answering a core question of identity that I find myself struggling with. For my entire career, I’ve known people who were born for greatness. Raised to be heroes, or thrust into the stormy waves of destiny. I’ve had my moments, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes I feel that who I am is just a reaction to the people around me. Take this situation, for example. I’m here representing someone who is very important to me, but would I walk into a pirate fortress of my own volition? Certainly not.”

“You’re worried that you won’t come back out.”

“Not at all. He’ll portal me out if he needs to.”

“There are blocks against dimensional travel here.”

“I don’t think he cares. Do you know what an astral gate is?”

“Some kind of messenger tool, if I recall. You’re here representing a messenger?”

She let out a chuckle.

“Far from it. It’s more complicated than warrants explanation, but suffice to say that he can be a bit extreme. Which is the problem I face, really. Extreme behaviour, in my experience, is habitual in people inclined to greatness. They can accomplish wonders, but there’s always a price, always consequences. Sometimes it feels that my place in the cosmos is to be the adult in the room while great men play with their toys.”

“I’m sorry, but you seem to have me confused with your therapist. Why are you here?”

“To ask you to end your deal with the Pallimustan goddess.”

“Why would I do that?”

“Because nothing she can give you is worth the price of doing what she wants. You don’t know the name of the man I represent. You will, but it would mean nothing to you now. You would know at least one of his titles, but I don’t think you’d believe me if I told you. And he’s not here in that capacity; this is personal. He’s here as one diamond-ranker, very unhappy to find you hunting his friends.”

“I have to say, Ms Hurin, you’re not being very convincing.”

“I never expected to be. But he doesn’t like killing that many people without giving them a chance.”

“He’s going to kill us all, is he? One diamond ranker?”

“He does have some help. A good boy who has been locked away with nothing to eat, and he’s ravenous at the best of times. He has his own purpose, something he was born to do. Trust me when I tell you that you don’t want him doing it here.”

“But I don’t trust you. I don’t know you, you don’t impress me, and I don’t care about your mysterious master.”

“Oh, he’s not my master. I won’t tell you the revelation that brought him to diamond rank, but I’m not sure it’s even possible to be more arrogant. But, at the end of the day, he answers to me. You see, we don’t always get to be the people we want. Sometimes, our responsibilities to others define us because they are who and what we choose, over what we might want for ourselves.”

She frowned, surprise and bemusement on her face.

“Huh,” she said. “That’s what did it?”

“Did what?” Jakaar asked, then sensed the power surging within her. Light filled the room, and when it was done, a diamond-rank woman stood in front of him, over the remains of her broken chair.

“That was gentler than I expected,” she said, turning her hands over in front of her as she inspected them.

“I’ve seen several people reach diamond-rank, Ms Hurin, but I’ve never seen anyone quite so casual about it.”

“Yes, well, we can’t all be dramatic about it. I apologise for your furniture.”

“You’ll find more in your accommodations here.”

“I won’t be staying.”

“I’m afraid you don’t have a choice. While we’ve been talking, my people have been moving to reclaim my ship and its traitorous captain who brought you here.”

“I’m aware. You see, the man who I represent has power, some of which I can tap into. That only holds true within his domain, but he does have means to represent that domain in the wider cosmos. You might want to check in with your fleet.”

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Comments

NicN

Tftc

Joe j

When next chapter? I feel like a crackhead waiting for my next fix

Aaron S

So Farah’s self defined, cosmic, eternal purpose, is to be Jason‘s babysitter. Or if you’re being extremely generous, her commissioner Gordon to his Batman.

Derp

Seconded

CipherFTW

What a fucking tease

Kallisti _

Fuck yes, Farrah practically tripping into diamond rank is what I want to see.

Unwillingmainer

Two of the team's rank ups to diamond. Guess the pirates really are a crucible to Team Bisuit. Also, does the diamond rank up not come with the accompanying rank up purging?

Al

Damn. Everyone just strolling into diamond rank.

Kingsley

"Sometimes, our responsibilities to others define us because they are who and what we choose, over what we might want for ourselves." That desire to help others, I get that.

Pierce

Balm for the soul, this was. Enough existential angst. Let’s go be awesome

Citiy3

I like Farrah walking in trying to be if not nice then reasonable and talking a bit of smack. The scene reminded me a tiny bit of doctor who (a good man goes to war) when Rory intimidates the cybermen in the beginning. Tftc

Ant

And here's Jason, acquiring a fleet by the good old method of capturing it. Soon to be a fleet consisting primarily of system messengers, heigemon messengers, and Lehenic.

Jyan91

🥸

Daniel Wills

I think she’s more of a Cosmic Throne to Jason’s cosmic throne. He holds everything to account, and she holds him to account.

MatthewM

I don't remember Gold having a purge either. I think Shirt established that Silver is when most adventurers become made of their own magic. It follows that purging should happen incrementally while raising their abilities over each threshold.

Jeller28

She is the great cosmic nanny.

Daniel Wills

I asked that a bit ago; we haven’t actually seen a gunky rank up after silver. So even at gold it might be gunk free.

NonchalantGhost

Is....is Colin about to go full apocalypse beast?

Nicholas Stone

I love how they are all hitting diamond rank, thanks for the chapter

Daniel Jurmann

So here’s a question does it take more to feed a diamond level sanguine horror than an iron rank one? Does the magic level of the food have an impact? One diamond level pirate is equal to a thousand iron rank pirates for example… or it food amount that counts.., one small continent say to maintain diamond rank?

ONABUN

If we don't get to see Farrah shoot lazers out of her eyes at least once, I'm gonna be sad.

Daniel Wills

I love it tho. It’s like Stash giving his speech to everyone. Just be a dragon and Godspeed to anyone in your way. Free as the wind? Saving(blowing up) a world when you don’t have to? Going full Belinda to keep your friends safe? Honestly, the speech Stash gave to Humphrey is one of my favorite moments in the entire series.

Ross

Colin is a good boy! He would never devour an entire planet... He's just going to nibble... Until there are no pirates left. Although, the smart ones might try to flee, but I don't think Claude is the brightest bulb in the box. That Captain Clintock on the other hand... The "up-and-comer" hahaha what a great nod to Belinda.

Daniel Wills

“Oh look, free dimensional vessels. Score!”

Daniel Wills

It’s like we all want Colin to be a really really bad boy for once…

Joe j

Is it Wednesday yet? I need another hit

PapaJohn

she's already been fully remade before reaching diamond, kinda like Jason. She doesn't have to bother with it... then again, i dont recall anyone else purging when reaching diamond???

Ross

Those pirates are probably starting to feel the impact of trespassing against Jason's domain with poor intentions... That's a hard way to learn that the Hegemon's domain is whatever falls under his gaze

PapaJohn

we love diamonds around here

Wil Langford

As I watch Jakaar keep digging his hole deeper... mine is an *evil* laugh.

Richard Sawyer

I don't know if I've ever been more impatient for a chapter 😆

Alex Cox

Quoting Jason "I aM hE wHo FlApS iN tHe NiGhT!", Farrah is the person with a blurry image of Moth Man

Brave Badger

Let’s go! Sophie and Farrah don’t need Jason or poor hungry Collin to deal with the pirates, can’t wait to see diamond rank Onslo

Ruben

I think all the final gunk comes out at silver. Jason's gold rank vessels are probably different because his diamond rank power destroys them

Ligeia

Apparently dealing with Jakaar and his pirates is an easy way to rank up to diamond. Go figure. And I have loved since book one how cheerful all of Team Biscuit is about Colin, who otherwise is the messengers' greatest nightmare. But Colin is a good boy! I hope he listens to Jason from now on, though...

Aaron

I wish I could stop reading to have more reading but I can’t stop because it soo good tyftc

Nathan Emerson

That's exactly how I feel, I need my fix.

Daniel Jurmann

Also I’m not sure I understand “but you could rank up in this office and it wouldn’t be you.” I’m guessing it’s along the lines of “it is possible to rank up in this office but you won’t be the person doing it” Just a guess though. Anyhoo thank you for sharing your wonderful world with us Travis. It’s a great gift

Soulessone

Colin is about to eat an entire planet of diamond rankers

Jose Alvarez

They purge non magical inefficiencies like brains, and organs. They don't have any of that since silver. There might be more to it though, like the diamond rank energy is transcendent and eliminate the gunk.

Daymond Walford

I have words… laden with profanity and drenched in excitement for Colin to come out and play.

Tor-Arne Sandstrak

Dimensional ships are not ingredients for sandwiches, Jason. You can't jus-...

Scott Hone

Heresy. Colin is a good boy that only eats people who deserve it /lh

Steven Lacks

Strolling into an enemy's headquarters saying "stop or you'll all die, I can't tell you why" isn't much of a warning. It's almost like they want them to do the wrong thing... Oh. It's reminiscent of Jason asking Gabrielle why he shouldn't kill all the Knowledge priests and he's just "okay" for mercy. He's giving them more of reason.

Wil Langford

This is gonna be a good week for chapters. Thanks, Shirt!

Darth Bob

Ok it’s about time to see he’s gonna be who we thought he was!!!!!!

JonO

My favorite farrah defining moments have always been while defending Jason. My favorite will forever be when she walks up to soramir and gives him a verbal smack down. Though this one isn't as impactful to me, it'll still be my second favorite farrah moment for how nonchalant her rank up became lol

Jason Smith

Oooh I feel like we're about to see what a diamond tank cloud temple of the hegemon can do

Andrea W

Thank you for the chapter. Of course Sophie was the need for freedom and defiance in the face of being captured....

Nathaniel Ownbey

I think it is more like Jason is a kid just discovering the Internet and Farah is the parental lock

Buck

I love how Colin is described as being, “…a good boy locked away with nothing to eat…”! 😂

Ford-Thomas Frank Loveland

This is the sort of chapter I would get patreon to see what's next. . . Sadly Im already here. Xant wait for more

Michael Romo

So jason, Sophie, Belinda, and ferrah are all diamond rank now... so that just leaves hump, clive, and Neil. Oh I hope clives wife has something to do with his ascension 😄

Tijay Arnie

Also the Quilado Method has been a thing for a few decades now

Tijay Arnie

Only one of them strolled, I would say that it was the opposite of a stroll that caused the other

Austin

Third! 🙋‍♂️🤯🫪😵‍💫

Parker Bond

My guess is Sophie acted as a distraction so Belinda and Clive could sabotage the fleets engines so they can't escape when good boy Colin shows up

Austin

Jason did call her strict Nanny a bunch. Lol 😝

Michael Romo

I feel you I paused my work to read this chapter. It felt so short, but so much happened!!! Where's that Dave Chappelle gif? Lol

Michael Ah Sue

Yeah, that caught me too at first. He was asking what she could threaten him with. He's saying that she's not a threat to him, even after reaching diamond

Ygrec32

He starts off that sentence by saying "Who do I have to worry about? ...you could rank up here in this office and it wouldn't be you." IE. even if you ranked up in front of me, I'm still not worrying about you.

Agent P.

Well she is the sensible one of course her rank up was sensible.

Gh0st-Hunt3r

God I want to read the next chapter right this f****** minute damn it!! Just had to end on a cliffhanger didn't you lol thanks for the chapter Shirt!🤩 I cannot wait for the next chapter Jason is so going to f*** his Fleet up I love it when people get all arrogant and act like they're going to get their way and then Jason comes in and says "excuse... me yeah I don't think so!!!" And then they try to beg for their life🤣🤣🤣

Ygrec32

A Chekhov's Sanguine Horror in a chapter titled Equipped for Brunch?! Oh you clever boy.

Jeff

Can't wait for Wednesday!!

Zazaan

I love these chapters seeing them all achieve diamond, Jakaar is going to feel real stupid once Jason slaughters everyone i thinks.

Thomas Hellsten

Thats for core users which None of team biscuit is

Jlee1014

This is it. Nice work shirt

Jamie

And Rufus and Taika!

Melody Pokorny

VERY good chapter. Thank you, Shirtaloon for preparing us so intensely for Chapter 1056! Your chapters add joy and laughter to an otherwise dull retirement! ♥️

Malcolm

This next chapter is gonna hit like crack in the 80s

NovaZero

Jason's wearing a hat, isn't he?

Tessa King

Hehehehehe! You tell'em Farrah

Tessa King

That sounds so right.

Cordell Patrick

Well we know it works on more then just core users such as allowing vampires to ignore magically infused sunlight without going crazy. So it stands to reason it can also help purge the last of the gunk thats in silver and gold rankers

Ken Sevier

I am so excited to see that all She needed was a little reminder that fate may be what it is but you yourself live the life you are given!!! Great chapter really

Bitseach

Holy hype chapter

Silver Dawn

I am interested in the power difference between a normal Astral King and a Diamond Ranker to say nothing of Jason.

Steve Parks

Eff yeah!!!!! Let’s Effing Gooooooo!!!!!!! Lindy, Soph, and now Farrah!!!!! {don’t look at my computer, I have Farrah fan fic} Keep it up, Shirt!!! You effin rock, bro!!!!

Kaelan Spears

He wouldn't ever use them as an army. Definitely hoping he steals the ships though

Steve Parks

He’s going to be a very full, good boi!

Steve Parks

He’s the best boi!!! 💙🪱

Steve Parks

Bad boy against bad boys=the bestest boi!!!

Steve Parks

Yes! This! Mwahhahahaha!

Steve Parks

Crushing? Me too.❤️‍🔥

Bekannt Machen

TYFTC! I think the admiral is going to lose his fleet.

Steve Parks

Be free, Nightingale! Be free!!!!

Steve Parks

Are you ready Knowledge?!?!? Can you smell what the Jason is cookin?!?!?

MyDude SnakePlisskin

EVERYTHING! IS! HAPPENING! Holy wow! Uh, sorry for taking the name of WoW in vain; I know the crowd I'm in here 😂 But goodness gracious and a bag of chips, these chapters have been insane! Thank you for the great story and the effort you expend to tell it, Mr. Shirt.

Dion Stratford

It's almost like Jason, who ranked while monologing, deliberately put Farrah in a position where she would have to declare who and what she is.

Blake N.

We’ve already got a Gordon. She can be the new Other Gordon

Victor Erickson

“You have no idea of the dragon whose slumber we disturbed when you sent me to Earth. And now you’re hunting the dragon’s friends.” Freaking great line.

mapperbob

I love this chapter. Anticipation is building...

MyDude SnakePlisskin

I could see him using it for an army. Maybe the rules of intrusion will prevent him from using his cosmic special boy powers and he'll have to ferry in allies on dimension ships? Or hell, maybe he'll use them to evacuate both planets so he can destroy them to take Knowledge out before he conjures a couple of new planets or calls in a favor from The Builder to whip them back up again before making them both his spirit domains and rebuilding the whole thing from clouds. This is JASON we're talking about here. The guy is crazy 😂

Troy Telford

Oh my gosh, dont end it there! This whole conversation was lead up and you stop right before the reveal! Lol!! Well played author man, well played. And well written. 😎. Sophie's level up was great! And Farrah's was surprisingly revealing about her and I loved it. 😊

Troy Telford

While a cool mental image - he would never use his new borns (literally born of his essence) as soldiers. He will likely give them disgustingly cutesy (or 80's pop culture) clothes and send them to school.

Troy Telford

Cookies! 🍪 because it's pumpkin chocolate chip cookie season. lol!

Sprectremode

If there’s not a system apocalypse side series, I’m going to revolt.

Daniel Jurmann

So Farah is immortal but what happens if her body is destroyed? I suppose Jason could build her a new one but that feels unsatisfying as an answer

Kelfu

If theres a Biggs, there has to be a Wedge

Cambreadth

Pirate burger has not been explicitly forbidden... Someone is going to be very happy....

bill bassett

that's funny you say that last night I unscrewed something dropped the screw and spent an hour finding it and I was telling myself I feel like a crackhead looking for crack on the floor

Ant

Oh goodness no... the crimes against fashion, sensible clothing, and hair.

james foster

So very... VorKosigan of him.

james foster

Maybe a hat, but absolutely wearing pants!!!

Barbarian

Im interested to see how the story evolves with Farahs ability to shut Jason down... as the anti-hegemony (or whatever the correct term was) will he become possessed and evil? will he become mad with a mission? or simply a plot point for to further character development for both ? something more SINISTER OR COOL?.... who knows, but im beyond hooked.

Teddy Torres

So well put! He keeps a check on those with great power and she keeps a check on him

RonGAR

Sigh...* Shirt fell into the shame tropes Chinese romantic animation dramas fall into. The trope when the MC becomes powerful/reaches a new rank... SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE. His/Her Friends,enemies, NPC's, EVERYONE! ... In one Romantic Historic drama, I even saw them give the SECURITY guard of a random store, pinnacle lvls of power, to put him on par w/ the MC. The Freaking SECURITY GUARD of a no name, store the size of a HUT! SMH. Now here we are with this story... Diamond Ranker here, Diamond Ranker there, Diamond Ranker EVERY FREAKING WHERE!

mockery jones

Did he really expect to intimidate a woman dressed for brunch. Do context clues not exist in the greater cosmos?

Donatello

" A good boy who has been locked away with nothing to eat...." this gave me chills and thrills. I really hope that we get to see all the familars CUT LOOSE! like Colin munching on whole messenger planets and Shade really fulfilling the ultimate manifestation of his role.... by being the one who shepherds transcendants back to the Reaper.

Mike Zebill

He has the same chaotic energy and self entitlement

Bakura

They are however, mobile sandwich shops.

Eldon Mason

Im not sure i can survive the wait for Wednesday

Martin Tomsic

OMFG!!!! This is about to be brutal!!!

Martin Tomsic

Seriously!!! If a gold ranker shows up to a meeting with an enemy diamond ranked leader dressed for brunch, not combat, then the diamond ranker should realize they are f***ed. Even the two vampires back at the Germany military base realized it when Jason and Farrah were only silver to their gold. "If they are coming after us when they are supposedly weaker then us, then perhaps they know something that we don't know." Or to paraphrase Taika from before the battle of Yuresh, "perhaps she's confidant because she knows she can win?"

Martin Tomsic

They've literally been groomed for this for decades and are all being put in the crucible at the same time. It's not like Shirt hasn't set this up well for it to be plausible.

Martin Tomsic

I think he might lose a little more than his fleet. Throughout the entire series (aside from his edgelord earthling phase) Jason has been saying that if people come after him he's fine with it and will even let them go, but if they go after his family they forfeit the right to live. And he has at least three different options for putting a diamond ranker down permanently.

Martin Tomsic

The cliffhanger started like 3 or 4 chapters ago, at least. This is just another strand of the rope snapping. AND I LOVE IT!!!!

Martin Tomsic

The cloud flask is still ranking up, he doesn't have it with him.

lilcapt

So if Jason is a great astral being does that also make Farrah also a great astral being or at least a good astral being.

Martin Tomsic

No, he's not going to eat a planet of diamond rankers. He's going to eat a FLEET of diamond rankers. And possibly a planet of pirates and mercenaries that are mostly sub-diamond rank.

Martin Tomsic

Is it possible for Onslo's shell to become a dimensional vessel once he reaches diamond rank? He is a summoned familiar, which I thought meant that he is actually a being of the astral.

Martin Tomsic

This chapter deserves a montage of all the 80's cartoon supervillains doing their signature evil laughs. All capped off with Hannibal Smith saying his catch phrase.

Martin Tomsic

I almost forgot about that!!! LMAO!!!!!

Ligeia

I love that, too. She just smacks him with pure Jason logic and backs him into a corner. Was Trenchant thetmre, too? I remember Liara (?) was and was horrified. Farrah may still give Jakaar the blunt truth, too. She's not done with him yet. 😁

Martin Tomsic

Jason's gonna go full Oprah and just start giving away dimensional vessels to all his friends and family! "You get a dimensional ship! And you get a dimensional ship! And you get a dimensional ship! Everybody gets a dimensional ship!!!" Though he may get a message from Dawn to not give them away so she can use them for the Cult of the Sys Admin.

Michael Romo

I did she's always in the background so tend to forget her then randomly see her mentioned in the background

Martin Tomsic

Carlos's treatment is about "cleaning" the soul. The rank up goo is the filth from the physical body. Completely different aspects.

Ligeia

Ain't THAT the truth! Another old lady here... but Shirt writes for anyone who appreciates great storytelling

Ligeia

Normal messenger astral kings are all diamond rank.

Martin Tomsic

I think she's only tied to his Astral King powers, not his GAB powers. That's why she can mess with his domains, but not the System.

sixiack

I was expecting Jason's portal to rise up by Farah's side simply to make a point

gary lutz

Thank god it's not Friday

Frank Morgana

Fuck ya Farrah! Can't wait to see the others revelations!

Catfan

She's diamond rank now. She can grow one herself if she needs to.

Mash

My take was more that Farrah accepted the truth that she is an editor. Not an author. She is the person who makes a good idea great via collaboration.

Mash

The contrast to Sophie's ascension was a nice touch. One at breakneck speed, the other as casual as a conversation.

Silver Dawn

Yes but not all messenger Diamond Rankers are Astral Kings. More interested in the power difference between the two.

Chris Jennerjohn

There better be laser eyes in the next chapter!

StarkRG

Farah gets heat vision at Diamond, right?

StarkRG

Did you get this story mixed up with one that hasn't been doing that from almost the very beginning?

StarkRG

She's similar to a Voice of the Will but opposite, and she has similar powers to a Voice, so my guess is that she'd reconstitute in Jason's astral kingdom.

StarkRG

I wonder if Stash gets to Diamond when Humphrey's familiar ability does, sorta like how summoned familiars do, or if he has to go through his own revelation.

StarkRG

Astral Kings are beyond Diamond, they're Transcendent. I'm not sure if Jason is full Transcendent now that he's gained Diamond mortal power, or if he needs to get Diamond to 100% first.

StarkRG

Maybe he can just establish temples like normal now? Or maybe it's already finished.

StarkRG

He's already been figuring out how to save people all on his own, I don't think we have much to worry about.,

Maximillian999

Think it’s a typo, he meant, “you could rank up in this office and it wouldn’t SAVE you.”

Daniel Jurmann

He’s slways terrible. Never flosses. Not even once

Rachel Clements

TYFTC! Squeeeee, the diamond ranks are popping everywhere!

Crystal Donak

When I read that the pirates were hubting the team on a planet, I assumed it was for them to finally finish ranking up. They were safe with Dawn's family and now they aren't. Well okay they are now safe but still.

BloodStorm

I’ve been waiting for Jason’s show of strength at diamond and meeting back up with the team

Barbarian

Im salivating waiting for them to drop the hammer on knowledge A

Jim Dupps

Why no rank up gunk?

MatthewM

There is a discussion on this topic in the comments from about 21 hours ago

StarkRG

From what I gather, ranking up to Silver is the last time you get gunk since your body is fully magical at that point.

Martin Tomsic

To me it seemed like becoming Diamond rank was the "physical" component to transcendence. There was no further growth needed once you reached it. Everything beyond Diamond was working on the "spiritual" component of transcendence. Becoming an Astral King is one of the ways of becoming a fully transcendent being. Thinking about it, I wonder if Boris will become and Astral King as soon as he becomes a Diamond rank messenger, or if he will still have to work to develop the throne, gate, and forge in his spirit kingdom.

Martin Tomsic

Yes, Trenchant was there for Farrah telling off Soramir. That was when he first started falling for her. Remember, he was the one that had to keep her from getting arrested when she first arrived at the sky island looking to tell Soramir off.

NotHereTo FuckSpiders

Can we get a rundown on all of Jason's diamond rank abilities and what they do

Michael Treloar

Looking forward to the Neville and Humphrey simultaneous diamond rank ups. Neville will get it giving his all to protect his team defensively. Humphrey from protecting his team offensively with the possessiveness of a true dragon

Kaelan Spears

The rank up goo coats the soul, as do vampiric curses for lesser vamps. It's not a different aspect. Though it is a different, but related, method

Henry Stukenborg

Perhaps I missed it but what about all of Jason’s elemental messengers in the astral space in Palamustus? There must be millions of them at this point.

Tor-Arne Sandstrak

I would expect him as a contracted beast to have his own revelation

Michael Treloar

Whereas Clive’s rank up will defending his wife

Dion Stratford

Rufus will realise that failure is only if you fail to learn. Clive will realise that he wants to learn and there is an infinite amount to learn. Humphrey will declare the duty to others as his purpose with a classic monologue and Neil will say he wants a sandwich.

Flogan nanagan

I get that Sophie is speed oriented and an elite gold at the top of the rank, but anyone else find it unrealistic that EIGHT DIAMOND RANKERS couldn’t get her almost immediately? It’s supposed to be the biggest jump in power, and if we compare it to the gold/silver interactions we’ve seen it seems a lil crazy she stayed uncaught for that long. Especially with no combat to scale her powers.

Flogan nanagan

I don’t think they are making new ones since he absorbed arbour into his soul but I could be wrong?

Bekannt Machen

At a bare minimum, yes. It’s more likely he’ll lose everything, but perhaps he’ll realize the error of his pirating ways. I guess we shall see.

Person

Give me moooooreee

david fulmer

I wonder how many min Colins will reside in Jasons soul realm waiting to be unleashed on knowledges followers after so many diamond ranked treats.

socialleech

@kaelan I'm not sure that is true. I do agree that he would never want to use them as an army. But we also know Jason is very much about free will and ones own ability to choose things. If his creations decided that they wanted to fight and would fight, I think he would not like it but he would accept their decision. He'd be super strict about it too. Making sure there is a command structure that exists and doesn't answer directly to him. And that anyone that decides to change their mind is free to do so and get out. He would heavily encourage that option as well. I actually expect this outcome in coming chapters. It just seems very on point for Shirt. Jason never gets the easy option and for beings that he is effectively god to (which he definitely hates) wanting to fight for him and his causes just seems right.

JW Saxby

🧟‍♂️ Must. Have. More. HWFWM! 🧟‍♂️

JW Saxby

🤩👍🏼😁 Tyftc!!! 🍻

Bitterblue Songbird

Do you happen to remember the chapter number I need to go back and reread it now T.T

Marc Brooks

A couple lines above he was asking about who he should worry about, so I took it mean that even if she ranked up in his office, he wouldn't be worried about her.

ShowBizGAL 1996

I love it when a plan comes together! (I couldn't resist... and honestly, didn't try.) :-P

Martin Tomsic

I think Jason is just leaving them to grow and live freely on the planet in the astral space without being drawn into anything from the greater Cosmos until some of them reach the point that they want to start seeing beyond the planet/space. Thus far, with no outside interactions, they are essentially the same as the humans of Earth were prior to magic being revealed to them. Free to build their own societies and civilizations as they see fit. Honestly, it's the perfect experiment to see how messengers grow without the influence of the Council of Kings, Unorthodoxy, or any Astral King pushing them one way or the other.

Bryan Jackson

Continuity issue: as a Defier of the Will, you said that Farrah would *not* have access to Jason's power

Manny_Being_Manik

I'd imagine he can devour diamond rank entities. Maybe Colin will become a greater transcendent sanguine horror, capable of eating gods.

Manny_Being_Manik

I'd imagine Rufus is diamond rank. Is Emi gold now?

Daniel Jurmann

I hope Jason has antacids. Eating gods sounds…

Daniel Jurmann

I hope Jason has antacids. Eating gods sounds…

hue

jakaar may be a vile pirate but he should also be a wily one to admiral a fleet. "fool me once ...etc." He should've deduced that he got played into invading earth after looking over that deal again. You'd think he'd be more cautious getting into bed with knowledge.

Kristy Riedel

I really wish Shirt would stop using first daughter to refer to Dawn in this book, after referring to her as first sister for the entire rest of the series.