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G'day all,

I am, once again, compelled to warn everyone about scammers. I've already seen people with fake accounts pretending to be me. If you see my name in the comments, you can tell it's authentic because I'm thirsting over the Gary body pillow, not trying to get you to email me. I've been deleting the accounts again, but scammers are hydras.

I WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO EMAIL ME

If you are in any doubt about a potential scam, or wondering if it's really me, then reach out to me or one of the mods on the HWFWM discord server.

To be clear:

  • There are no secret special Patreon memberships.

  • You cannot order special editions through any means other than backing the Kickstarter.

  • I will never ask you to email me or send me money.

  • I will never communicate with you through any app other than discord.

  • I will not reach out to you through discord, I will only reply if you reach out to me or a mod.

I'm sorry that I have to make another post like this. Please be careful out there.

-Shirt

Comments

Dave

Thanks Shirt☺️

J

Yeah it’s getting insane the scammer problem

Chris Harper

Yes the thirst is always a dead giveaway.

Owen Kaz

👍 🫡 The true Vampire plague of Earth

Nat One Studio

Again thanks for the warning. It feels like it should be obvious, but we appreciate you safeguarding the flock!

jeffrey niski

You're saying we can't become your super special best friend with just 5 easy payments of 19.99 and our social security number?

Donatello

Feed them to Colin! This is ridiculous , sorry for the frustration Shirt!

Jeff Gaebler

Does this mean we won't have that boudoir photo shoot?? *Crys* lol jk

Michael Treloar

Don’t you dare shut down my burgeoning amphorae business. I’m one subscriber away from having….one subscriber. Step 1- make amphorae. Step 2-…something…Step 3- Profit!

Jasonglh

Wait does that mean you aren’t really selling me your hat from the profile pic for $1000? Dang

Shawn

I almost got scammed. I wanted your autograph and couldn’t make your tour you were on. A guy messaged me pretending to be you and said he’d send an autograph book if I covered shipping. I was super excited until I seen your post explaining exactly what was happening. Be careful people!

Naotsugu97

They need the extra money to rebuild some data centers!

Nikki Finney

Colin is a good boi and deserves to eat well ❤️‍🩹

NicN

Thanks Shirt, good luck fighting back the hordes to protect your body pillows

Chris Hooven

I feel your pain, scammers are so frustrating and there is no way I know of to really stop them until every single person is immune

Daniel

So those foot pics I sent not you in exchange for sandwich recipes were all lies?!

Blayne Bryant

It’s stache trying to get biscuit money

Michael Treloar

What about buff elves in a Sailor costume?

Gabe Canada

There are however Thicc elf boys. Because if a Gary body pillow exists you know a Neil holiday calendar must as well.

Ssemerys

One subscriber away from having one subscriber. I like the way you think!

Kevin Anderson

I was messaged about being a beta watch for the hot new malfoid style alt universe exploring the idea if thadwick was a girl... So disappoint....

Shmenderek

I now need a t-shirt that says "I am once again filled with rage"

Malnayil

What about clives wife? She keeps messaging me and telling me she needs rent money.

Agent P.

I was promised a Humphrey body pillow by Sophie in one of these books I was pretty sure.

Jeanne Brooks

Knew those biscuits were too good to be true.

benjamin s endicott

Yep. The world's a mess, and the scammers + scalpers are trying their best to ruin everything not already on fire...

crewband1701

When you start the "Feed Colin" fund let me know I can get him to Diamond rank with all the stupidity that comes across my desk from these kind of problems.

Matthew Friesen

There may not be any hot celestines... but I just saw clives wife

Pierce Hodges

With how often this happens every time a new product of yours goes up, it worries me that it is working for them. I'm not sure I like what it says about us a group.

Andrea W

Scammers always gonna scam.

Steven Myer

But what about that phone call from you I just received about my Extended Kickstarter Warranty? 🤔

Troy Daniels

This biscuit recipe is fake? Well shit ...

James Langley

Where do I purchase said Gary body pillow lol I’m being serious I want one. ❤️

Patroncrad

What do you mean I cant get a Might essence with three easy payments?

Joseph Sarafinko

Right? I bet he also wants us to believe that Clive's wife has never been anything other than faithful.

Kent Barnett

So did I just get scammed by kickstarter?

Michael Cain

I thought it was weird you were asking for feet pics... I thought that was more of Matt's kink 🫤... oh well some rando gets to see these 30.004861 centimeters puppies for free 🥺

Darkdragon

A good way to check is next to your name but separate Shirt will have "Author" because you made the post, you can't fake that as its detached from the name with a different colour

StarkRG

OMG, I just saw that the kickstarter has an Onslow plush. I really shouldn't. I really, really shouldn't... I'm probably gonna.

Aizen Weeks

You too? Keeps wanting to know if Clive still has her wand of vibration

Reaperess

Can we not bring up the inherently transphobic wizard nazi child?

Evernap

Then who did i send plasma to?

Susan Bauer

Are we on pause or something it says I’m not a member anymore and it keeps saying my payment failed only it didn’t and I’ve tried several different ways to pay. It just keeps saying failed and it keeps saying I’m no longer a member?

crystal black

Same here but, logic kept knocking on the door when talking to deluson so, sadly it was nice of the scammer to delude me in to a dream. Dang the shipping cost 🤣 alas I am 30 dollars richer.

Kalanaere

I think Shirt is just trying to keep Clives Wife all to himself

Isaac Boyles

That explains these low quality copper ingots you sold me

Bekannt Machen

Scammers are the lowest of the low. I learned a hard lesson at the tender age of 18. My pop warned me away from a scheme that sounded amazing. It was a scam I learned later. My dad said, “If it sounds too good to be true, then it’s probably a scam.” These words have sounded in my mind ever since when I come across an “opportunity”. It’s always steer me away from trouble. I hope this helps someone on here.

Shawn

Hey me too my cost to ship was $30 😂

Malnayil

That Clive... she told me the things he did... and I belive her.

Gh0st-Hunt3r

You know whats really Pissing me right the fuck off RN ? The fact that POS Scammers forced you to have to post about them, causing me to think you posted a chapter when I saw the notification with your name on it, getting me all excited to read a chapter only to find out its not a fucken chapter!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 I Know its not your fault Shirt, find out who they are and let me know and I PROMISE you......They'll never scam ever again!!

Malus Aran

I WAS TOLD HOT SNARKY GOTH TWINKS IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS WOULD BE COMING TO MY HOUSE SPECIFICALLY TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME I SOLD A KIDNEY TO THE GODS KNOW WHO FOR NOTHING?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I DEMAND JUSTICE! I DEMAND VENGEANCE! I DEMAND RECOMPENSE FOR HAVING TO GO ON DIALYSIS IN THE HOPES OF BEING WAITED ON HAND AND HAND AND HAND AND HAND AND HAND AND SPOOKY SHADOW HAND?! In all seriousness, it sucks that you're going through this bullshit on top of everything you've been going through lately, and I hope that things get better and that Patreon and all your other platforms get their crap together and clamp down on this nonsense.

Gh0st-Hunt3r

Oh theres a way..... Jason could visit them like he did Clarissa Ventress !!!

Nick

How does an email even have a mustache?

Michael Treloar

Where do you get off asking if my art is anal? My amphorae are of the highest(ish) quality

Tim

@Michael, why thank you for noticing! *twirls*

brian phillips

So wait the meet and greet with Colin's not real? Damn lol

FlareNight

Rick Cook limited his claim too much: "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." I work in the field and I'm astounded by how many people think their local courthouse accepts bail payments in iTunes gift cards.

bill

Where can we get a link to the Discord channel if we want to ask questions?

vortexkeeper1902

Yeah discord is how I realized they signed plushies offer was false. And even more so when they asked for me to purchase a gift card for their purchase. If you have any doubts the offical discord is the best way to find out.

Kurt Charlton

Those damn amphora salesman struck again

JW Saxby

F##king scammers bro. They make my blood boil. Such disgusting, dishonest and dishonourable humans

J

I just got a new phone number and haven’t added it to anything and already getting scammers calling me

DT34

How do I find the discord link ?

Hexo

Does anyone have the link to the Discord server?

Ryan Gibbs

Gary thirst trap pillow is 😂

Steve Parks

Don’t say this around Lorelei…

Steve Parks

That was the AI from DCC…time to pay the daddy tax!!!! 🤣

Malnayil

She will have to take it up with clives ex...

Scrubzero66

I just want a shab plushie I mean its the 4th or 10th most iconic non-humanoid in the series

Mike Wizowski

So....you didn't just have me send you a bunch of biscuits? I guess it's not the biggest loss. Side note I thought the new moustache was odd but looked rather nice, there are some great waxes that you would probably enjoy.

MikeNaka

dayum! i'm going to have to join this patreon just for the comments lol thicc elf boys in pirate shirts!?! just what the helluva kinda party have i missed? lol