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Speak into the mic (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-21 22:24:33
Imported:
2026-05

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Youre handed the microphone what you sayain?

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April Hedlund

Are you single?? Whats up abadon

Adam Mapes

Please claim my soul I’m not worthy

Jake J

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice

Brad Hartman

Saying....nothing. But I'll put it up to my butt and fart into it. Lol

Mac McCraney

Did you hear about the guy who was found dead in a bathtub filled with milk, and he was covered in fruit? Looks like the work of a cereal killer!