sfw reading of lemony snicket for the end of february (Patreon)

this is a poem, basically

i think it's march now for a lot of people and i was trying to get this out for the last day of february but. i ended up recording it just before midnight and i'm posting it now. so. yes. here is this. these are different passages arranged by me all from the beatrice letters by lemony snicket.edit: okay listening to it i realized that turning off the mic sounds really dramatic but it's just, the button is right next to the mic, so it sounds like i slapped it or something but i didn't. ok.