hi lmao (Patreon)

don't read this if you're trying to suspend disbelief!

so, i thought that by saying "This is a totallyyyyyyy true story" at the beginning of the last audio where i talk about my "dads best friend" it would be clear enough that it was not, in fact, a true story. along with my disclaimer. 

it was not clear! as much as i love to keep a bit going, i feel i should clarify that it is not a real story. some people seemed a bit confused on that. there is no dad's best friend. or uncle. i am a slutty person in many ways! just not in that particular way. 

i'm sorry if that ruined anything for you! i will be clearer in the future!! 

warmly and free of deception,

emma