Rejuvination (Patreon)
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2023-01-03 17:00:05
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"Hey son...that new green moisturizer you got me for Christmas. It's got a bit of a weird smell. Really makes my skin tingle."
"Eh? I didn't get you any moisturizer for Christmas. Must have gotten mixed up in the gifts."
"You didn't? Huh. Well, I may as well use it anyway. Kinda like how it feels. You have a safe trip back home now. I'm ready to have the place to myself again."
Happy New You!
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