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As suggested by Singarti

Silly human. Gorilla shoes are for Gorillas. So if you wear them you MUST be a gorilla.

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Singarti Blackwood

Do not be concerned, valued customer. Our patented Ape Shoes TM will wrap around your new handfeet comfortably once you are all settled in as a Gorilla Man. Just kick back, relax and let your humanity drift away like a half-forgotten dream!