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"Can we at least take a break? My hands are tired and my ears are ringing from all the beeps...""We can't stop now! Not when we're so close. Not after generations of wisdom passed down from our ancestors who spoke of the power contained in this spellbook. There's something about this section--I can smell it. One of these runic combinations... could be any one of them... will summon pizza."

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Onzi

The pizza magic takes years to master 😭 What a fool rat!

ashbat

30min or its free!

Thruster_Check

Gee, I always thought it would be the roaches who took over after we were gone. Wouldn't matter; they couldn't read either, but at least the roaches could eat the phone book.

Raamah

Origin story: alternate IP universe where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were rats instead

Commissar_Roach

the little known secret of nimh spin-off

Cosmic

The sad news? They've called three pizza places already, they just couldn't translate the squeaks and thought it was a prank call :c

Hoax

Turns out the smell in question is very… green…