Cheese Grater of Peace (a Febru-dairy creation) (Patreon)

Here's a Valentine's gift for everyone. An item designed to bring peace and happiness to everyone.

Oops. Nevermind. There is no peace and happiness coming from this thing. It shreds enemies as easily as it does cheese.

This was definitely inspired by a treasure card from Munchkin, a great tabletop game that makes fun of D&D.

Created for day 14 of Febru-dairy, a month of daily (somehow) milk related homebrews.