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A Sure Bet

Saturday evening. Game night. To Josh the game was somewhat already over before it started, his team, The Wild Coyotes were facing the Feral Ferrets, truly it was going to be a massacre and Josh couldn’t wait. Josh wasn’t alone, not tonight anyways, whereas he would usually go to a friends or throw a house party. This game was far more personal.

Josh having instead invited just one friend, Candy, the cotton candy coloured skunk around for the game. Partly because he couldn’t wait to taunt her about the incoming annihilation, but partly to do with her being a great friend...and a fuck buddy. Yet for tonight it was all about that sweet sweet victory and bragging rights and maybe if he played his cards right he could try to lure Candy into a sure bet.

Candy walked into the room, her loose Grey Jersey dull and lifeless in comparison to his snarling green dominating Jersey.“Haaaaa! Even your jerseys are lame! I mean, do you even want to watch this? It’s going to be a masacre you know.”Candy turned her eyes narrowing, as she stood in place. A pose Josh started to learn was her trying to stare him out, though sometimes it was pretty hard to tell with her cotton candy like hair falling over her eyes. Taking note to stay silent Josh watched as Candy moved around sitting next to him taking a handful of cheesy nachos on her way. Unable to take his eyes off her for a few seconds as he watched the melting cheese and nachos disappear into her eager maw.“Hey...how about we make this interesting?”

Slurping up some of the stringy cheese from her lips Candy turned quite eager as her competitive nature took hold.

“Go on…”

“Well, how about when the Coyotes win, you buy me takeout tonight and then…”Josh raised his eyebrows, his eyes flicking between her and his crotch in a not so subtle fashion. Candy in turn sat in silence thinking about it, it wasn’t the worst bet in the world, even if the chances were against her. Besides this way Josh would more than likely fall straight to sleep and would mean she could have some peace after the game.

“Fine. If I win...I use your card to order my takeout tonight plus…”Candy grinned wide, her signature smirk was as cute as it was scary.

“You have to apologise, properly, kissing my ass.”

It was one of those rare occasions where Josh was stunned into silence, blushing a little he nodded. Finally breaking the silence with his still croaky voice.

“Y, you’re on!”

Josh passed over his paw, Candy gripping it and shaking it with her still slightly cheesy greasy paw. Instead of fear. Josh did feel a little regret, he couldn’t deny that her proposition sounded fun on paper; even if past experiences told him otherwise, it was regret that he knew there was next to no chance of his team losing.

Both Candy and Josh tried to relax as best they could, watching the game as coyote after coyote crushed, trampled and smashed through the ferrets like fodder, the scoreboard already looking like an onslaught just after the end of the first quarter. Now able to relax Josh sat back a little flicking between the tv and Candy soaking up the enjoyment.

“I mean...the ferrets? Like why? They’re the joke team, you know this right?”

Josh said a hint of sarcasm and reality mixing into his tone. Candy didn’t even turn to face him as she stayed focused on the TV, so entranced and zoned into it as if she didn’t want to miss a surely humiliating second of it.

“Hey, ferrets are kinda like our mustelidae cousins, girls gotta represent you know?”

Unable to argue the point Candy made Josh simply shrugged watching as the second quarter came to an end, his mind already focused on what foods he was going to order. Or more accurately get Candy to order for him. That was until his mind began to drift to the second half of the bet, grinning to himself and starting to think about how the evening was about to shape up before he was abruptly snapped to reality by a…

“Yes!!!! TOUCH DOWN!”

Josh looked from Candy to the screen, 49 to 7. Marginally better for the Ferrets than being a total whitewash, yet the game was done. Josh even taunted Candy on how some of the fans had left the first quarter.

However, it wasn’t done. The momentum had swung entirely. The Feral Ferrets now acting more like their namesake and returning the first quarter brutality and domination with interest both the coyotes and Josh were starting to look scared. Each touchdown made Josh’s lips feel all the more dry, his heart pounding harder. By the end of the third quarter it was 49-42, the Coyotes hadn’t been able to score a single point as they seemed to grumble and collapse.

“Pizza. You know. I reaaalllyy fancy some pizza, that triple cheese garlic stuffed crust kind. I know I usually put it off because you know...but after this game, when I have my new chair that’s not going to be a problem at all.”Candy teased as Josh started to grow a cold sweat.

“Hey it’s the last quarter you’re two down, we are still in contr…”Just then Josh was interrupted by the TV announcing yet another Feral Ferret touchdown, the kick as straight as an arrow and clear success, the scores now level at 49-49. His maw now dry, a bead of sweat appearing on his forehead both Josh and Candy leaned forward engrossed by the final play. Coyotes with the ball, Josh was confident if they just drew this it would be a relief, a humiliation but one that would end on the stadium. The play began to open up the Ferrets splintering, a wild toss to an unmarked coyote. It was all playing in slow motion, the toss, the idea of winning this, the free takeout the night ahead. Josh watched as it was snatched, quite literally snatched away from him. A diving Ferret intercepting the pass scrambling back up and starting to gymnastically duck and and weave growing closer and closer to the end zone. One of the Coyotes largest fastest players started to come in from the wing charging the ferret down, only to have his helmet grabbed and pulled away, the ferret scoring in the last seconds.“FOUL! Clear foul!”

Josh almost screamed as Candy leaped from the sofa, her arms raised shrieking girlishly and loud. Humming to herself she walked over grabbing Josh’s wallet and helping herself to his card, flicking it in her paws and giving a little dance while she hummed.

“No! There’s no way! That’s a clear foul play! How can no one see this. This doesn’t count that will get reviewed, it'll be a draw sooooo...”

He continued to protest while Candy simply picked up the remote, turned over the channel and began to reinstate her love for pizza, leaning into Josh and whispering into his ear.

“Just wait...I’ll show you some real foul play.”

Candy giggled moving away from the now blushing nervous Josh skipping upstairs as she hummed her team's chant. Coming back less than a minute later holding up some rope in front of Josh, giggling as he squirmed and started to beg a little on the sofa. Not paying much attention to his plees Candy started to wrap him up and cuff him, remarking on how it was like wrapping up some sort or present.

Tied, unable to do anything but groan and watch on Josh saw Candy grab her phone and his card once more as she started to place her order. Stepping in front of Josh she ensured he got a good view of her rump, bending forward and teasingly shaking it as she dialed the local ‘pizza palace’. All the while Josh sat there tied staring, his mind now racing not with thoughts of his forthcoming pleasure, but now with his incoming doom and the fact he was staring right at it and quite literally paying for it.

“So the quad cheese pizza, you know the one with the little peppers on it too! Ohhh with stuffed garlic cheese crust, that stuff is to do for and ummm oh and some nachos.”

Candy said listing off the foods, taking Josh’s card and reading out the digits. Occasionally turning to him to offer him a wink or a shake of her rump. Josh however started to actually grow worried, he knew catching Candy on a bad day was usually gut churning enough but with THIS. He knew full well it was going to be bad. Trying to distract his mind from Candy and her teasing he looked around the room turning his head to try and find something to catch his attention. With nothing anywhere near interesting he turned back to Candy, a now much closer Candy with her rump almost over his lap.

“Thanks! Can’t wait, bye now!”

Candy’s high pitch tone and chipper attitude was fuelled with both the promise of food, free food in-fact, along with the miracle of her team and in turn her winning. Sitting down onto Josh’s lap she rocked her hips back and forth making Josh moan and blush a little in the process.

“I mean did you see that intercept? That second half comeback? Oh it was great right? And the way they just started to run over those coyotes ha!”Candy giggled teasing as Josh let out a low growl of defiance, making Candy giggle even more at just how much he was regretting this bet along with inviting her over. It was always fun to tease especially since she found herself being the victim of it the majority of the time it was nice to know that the canine was about to become the butt of the joke.

With what seemed to be an eternity of taunts and teases and girlish giggles Josh was relieved at hearing the chime of the door Candy rocked on Josh’s lap bouncing and getting to her feet. Like a resemblance of her team Candy all but charged from the room bouncing down the stairs to the door. A little impressed with her speed and agility Josh sat for a moment doing nothing, not till he heard the door open, the second he did he started to struggle. Working on the ropes trying to loosen and ease them off his constrained body, rocking side to side as he had the flexibility and determination of a warm trapped in the midday sun.

It was not use. Candy returned with a couple of pizza boxes, a box of nachos and another small box of something else, Josh’s sensitive canine nose huffed the air taking in the mouth watering scents, his saliva filling his mouth before his heart began to pound harder.

“Oh no. They gave you garlic bread?”

Candy nodded so fast Josh thought her head might fall off. Lifting the box over to him and saying excitedly.

“Cheesy garlic bread.”

Josh watched as Candy began to pop open the boxes, taking bites and slices and nibbles from each of them. Too nervous to complain he continued to watch Candy’s rump swing and sway side to side in front of him never resting in a single spot for more than a second. Turning on her heels and holding out a slice of pizza and a handful of nachos, Candy licked her lips.

“So Josh. What’d you think? Nachos or Pizza? Which is gonna be worse?”

Josh leaned back so much on the sofa he hoped it might swallow him, yet he remained right where he was. Tied up behind Candy. His view of her round rump taking up almost all his vision as she gripped at her waistband slowly shaking and wiggling her hips till her rump started to slip free exposed and aimed right at the defenceless canine.

*BLLLRRRROOOORRPPPPRRRROOOOPPRRRPPPTTTTT*

The wave of sulphuric skunky hell burned into Josh’s muzzle and fur. Even holding his breath he could feel the dense thick stench forcing its way into his lungs overtaking them with that rich cheese fuelled tang. Immediately Josh’s body stiffened his head shaking as Candy simply giggled away knowing just how awful things have got to smell back there.

“So was that the nachos or the pizza?”

She asked grinning wide knowing full well by the time those foods had passed through her gut they were going to be a ghastly rotten ghost of what they were prior.

“Maybe you need a closer sniff?”

Candy began to step back further wiggling and rubbing her rump into Josh’s tortured muzzle. Peeling herself a foot away as she slightly awkwardly began to get up onto the sofa. Now rump to eye level Candy simply leaned forward and began to press herself back, gripping at her cheeks to peel them apart from one another. “No Candy look! Please, you were right you won! You don't! No it’s going to stink so bad you canarrmmmmpphh!”Silenced by the slightly sweaty steaming rump Josh felt his muzzle start to sink deeper and deeper into the skunky crevice, his slightly damp nose starting to flick and touch right up against Candy’s hole.

“Mmm wow that snout can go quite far? Guess you got front row seats for this one. Question...what does a large quad cheese stuffed crust pizza, cheesy garlic bread and nachos do to a skunk… Answer. This!”

There was a moment of pure dreaded silence Josh wanted to, needed to scream but he knew opening his muzzle would be suicide. Instead, he sat there whimpering in a typical canine like manner until. Nothing. Despite all the fuel and building up all Josh got was a bunch of groans and gurgles from Candy and her gut. Breathing a sigh of relief his warm breath against Candy’s sensitive tailhole was the trigger she needed.

*BLLLRRRUUPPRRTTTT* BLLLRRRUOOORRPPPPTT* FFRRRRLLTTPPRRRUUORPPPTT* *BLLRRRRLLLBRRRLLBRRRUURUMPPTT* *FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

“Ohhhh that felt so good!”

Candy sighed in pure satisfaction. Leaning forward to grab the remote, a certain canine all but cemented behind her as she grabbed the remote and sat back on her rightful throne. Josh, in a world of sulphur, methane, garlic hell struggled to even breath. The air was so dense and thick he felt like he had to chew before inhaling, his eyes burned and watered his body shaking a little at the toxic-shock.

“Gross! They gotta be awful right? Well at least now you stink as bad as your team.”

Flicking on the TV Candy found the highlights from the earlier game getting comfy as she teased Josh a little more.“Oh hey look they’re showing the highlights.”

Candy giggled as yet another hissing fart forced its way into Josh’s nose and lungs. She watched on cheering on her team once more until it began to show the final play, Candy turning the TV up a little to hear it all the better. But more so for Josh to hear it behind her.

“And with the play deemed a foul, the shock comeback was just cut short of a miracle! The coyotes thankful that the game ended in a 49 all draw.”

Candy froze. Gripping her cheeks and shaking out the trapped reeking canine she stepped off the sofa taking a safe few steps back and pinching her nose.

“Oh man that’s nasty! You’re looking as green as your jersey. You know these are coming all night right? But hey look on the brightside you were right, it was a draw after all.”

Josh, his face all but steaming and moulded by the not so sweet Candy rump only managed a grumbled gurgling.“Uurrmmggkkkkkrrmmkk.”

“I knew you’d be happy. Oh wait hold that thought.”

*BLLRRROOORRPPTTTTTRRRLLPPRRTT!*

Candy again pointed her rump right at Josh. Thankfully he was no longer nose to hole with her, but it didn’t much help the smell as he was forced to take it in.

“Whew! Oh and thanks again for letting me stay the night.”