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Dave surprised me with an evil lizard one Christmas, and he also illustrated a booklet on how to care for the devil-biting-evil-lizard.  (It was a golden tegu, the most wild of the tegus).

The lizard would eat Burger King but not McDonalds.  

And if you were bit, you had to pry him off with a metal spoon.

Picture of Snap below.

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Shocken

Did he give love bites?

Lord Kiyo (edited)

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2026-10-23 10:00 That's a good sized lizard. You sure love your reptiles. :D
2019-02-03 14:20

Dreamkeepers

Those were not love bites. Those were malicious 'pry me off with a spoon if you dare' attacks.

Dreamkeepers

We tried to get Snap big so that he'd quit fitting underneath the doors in the apartment.

Shocken

Snap, the ultimate nightmare