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23.29 - 23.30 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-22 15:00:08
Imported:
2026-06

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For those of you who don't get Josh's reference - cyanide, a deadly poison, is said to smell like bitter almonds

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Bluepotato

Sooch, my personal hero 🙏🙇

Bek Southwick

"Sooch has started to dabble in psychology games" 😂

Inez Martinez

😂I’m weak! Not psychological games! 🤣

Viking

I can just picture it, the diabolical smile at the pause "that would be... silly".

Dredlocke

Needed this laugh, thank you 😊

Selli

it's so nice seeing Sooch finally relaxing and finding himself again

Ash

Sooch, you devious little man! 🤣🤣

Clarita

Josh, ever the victim🤣🤣🤣

RoseRiverWolf

"You said you wanted to feel the love too, dude!"

queerdhd

He will never stop

Zaj

Sooch: That would be...👁️👁️silly...👁️👁️

Esk

‘anything for you’ 🤣

Gabriela Díaz

Are Sooch's legs to thins on the last panel or it's just me? 🤔🤔

Kumiko Misaki

sooo he did put bitter almonds/apple seeds or Josh is just paranoic?

LV

🤣🤣🤣

Luna_Lena

“Sooch has started to dabble in psychological games” 😂😂 who knew all Sooch needed was a supportive boyfriend to unlock his inherent desire for world domination

Lillie

He is feeling so good on that natural high. Makong breakfast for everyone

Shmitty

the difference between Howie chowing down without a care bc his boyfriend made him breakfast versus Josh💀💀

Anna Elgersma

What a great birthday present to have today. Psychological warfare between roommates

charlie

howie's face 😭😭 he's so deeply in love, i fear. also josh and sooch are the perfect comedy duo, they're so funny every time 😭😭

ajayburd

S/O to my fellow forensic files gremlins who KNOW about them bitter almond smells!!! we know our poisons!!!

Amber

Hahahahaahah!

Amanda

“Sooch has started to dabble in psychological games.” 🤣🤣 Casey has entered his chaos gremlin era.

SnowWrite

Hahah poor josh, i mean we all remember sooch pissed off face 😂

Bittie

For about 90% of the time I spent working on this comic I had forensic files playing in the background lol

ajayburd

YES PETER THOMAS’ DULCET TONES! WHAT A SHOW!

Kitty

Loool I even showed my mom, because it was too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brittany

Lol Sooch that’s soo mean 🤣 poor Josh

Rachael Pavlik

I genuinely love Josh and Sooch’s friendship. It’s reminds me of how all my male cousins interact.

Amelia Rector

Dabble in psychological games 🤣🤣🤣

Meg

Happy birthday!! 🎈

Tina

"to nourish you" is peak comedy ngl

Iris Grear

I’ll always get cyanide references cuz that was my hamster’s name.

Lasixxx

Sneaky :3

Jade

Damn you know the sex goes hard when you make breakfast for your partner AND your roommate

Rafi

That smirk lmao

kells

Being picky over a meal handed to you? In this economy? As a college student? Accepting that your roommates might poison you is a sacred college experience, Josh you wasteful drama queen 🙄🙄

V Blackstone

Which is why you can't eat raw almonds. They are poisonous.

Jenna H

I love their friendship so much lol

BiliousBecca

Sooch, you absolute MENACE 🤣🤣😭🤣 Poor Josh

Nad1n0

Free food and poisonous/deadly? During exam season? I call that a win win

Dani Z

Not the psychological warfare!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Barbs

loooooooool sooch you little shit XDDD if you want josh out of the house just be nice, jeez

samiaia

no I def noticed that too

Nikkita

Sooch is me on the rare occasion that I'm kind to my brothers and offer some of my french fries from McDonald's 😭😭

K Méndez

Is Sooch trying to rest importance of making breakfast for his bf by also making breakfast for his other friend or is he just in a good mood?

Haven

Bahaha poor Josh

Haven

Blushy Howie made my morning

theo

I think he's feeling a little generous after this morning.

keylean

The switch from absolutely adoring and sweet for Howie to being a menace dabbling in psychological warfare with Josh cracks me up 😂😂

Tom G

Nonsense. You need to eat several kilos of sweet almonds for there to be any issues at all. By the way, cooking almonds does not impact their cyanide content in any way. *Bitter* almonds is a different matter.

Tom G

Yes, HCN smells like bitter almonds, because that's part of what makes bitter almonds smell 😄 The almond smell is mostly from benzaldehyde though.

Ino

Josh is so hungry but is so afraid of what Sooch "might" have don't to the sandwich ahhahaha

Léa

Sooch you're wicked! 😆 Let the poor hungry guy eat in peace 😂

Tenga

His panic 😭

Sarah B

Lmfao 😂 SOOCH!!

Sarah B

I love that Sooch is likely about to have a semi serious talk with Josh but was gonna use the sandwich as a joke to break the ice. I feel like that's the direction we're going in

Lunarfrey

Josh - is it safe? Soother - 🙂

Andy Charbonneau

Kinda like Josh did by giving Sooch coffee when he wanted to tell Sooch Molly saw them kissing a while back

MJ

Sooch over here completely happy and Josh about to panic with that sweat 😅

Allison B

SOOCH, you little troll! LMAOO

GR

Hahahaha Sooch is such a youngest sibling!

Babyfire86

Dabble in psychological games! 😆😆😆

V Blackstone

Damn, you're right. I had read several articles a few years ago talking about how dangerous they were to have raw or growing in your own yard and that's what I remembered. Your comment made me recheck that. Didn't know that. My bad.

Umbrathor

I hope that is the explanation, and not Sooch actually playing mind games. That's probably just a joke by Bittie. Being autistic I tend to take anything people sat as true unless there are clear clues to the contrary, but 'Sooch actually playing mind games' with a sandwich... I don't see that happening.

Umbrathor

But Sooch isn't doing anything! Just giving himn a sandwich and answering his questions.

Umbrathor

Excellent assessment, Theo.

Umbrathor

Nono of HOWIE's cooking. Check what just happened on the lab, and the many times his culinary attempts got censored. And disposed of as chemical waste.

Magz

The 'mind games' here is that Sooch is acting veeeeeery nice and innocent, which is out of character for him since his relationship with Josh is usually playful bickering. Nice and innocent enough to seem like he's hiding something, which makes Josh think he mightve done something with the sandwich or be trying to prank him or something. So while yes, technically, Sooch just did something nice by giving Josh a sandwich, he's having a bit of fun making Josh overthink it :")

Millie J

Evil psychological love games 😈

Magz

I do think he initially he just felt like doing something nice (be it bc he's in a good mood or bc he wants to have a serious talk, like Josh did with the coffee), but when he saw Josh uncertain he jumped on the occasion lol

ell

👹😈👹😈🌞

Léa

Not suspiciously at all either 😂

NoNameGame

I always thought psychological thrillers were scarier than gore/jump scare. Sooch is proving my point.

Gracie

I got the cyanide joke right away lmaoooo

Am

Psychological games 😭😆..

G

Makes me think of the "sooch and his handler" pic that bittie did a little while back

your.mom

Sooch to Howie: i made you breakfast 😚🫶🏽🫰🏽 Sooch to Josh: i made you breakfast 👹😏🤫

Kiara Davis

Yes, that would be…… silly 🙂 hahahehe😈

Any

So much evil in such a tiny body

Frb

Know what else is abt to be in that tiny body?😏

Insaner

If ur friends aren't sure they're safe with you...are you really friends 😌 🧐

gehrminator

look at that ittie bittie boi, feet don't touch the ground in an adult chair, cute 🤏

eacey

josh who hurt you lmao

Stacie Melendez

Everyone talking about sooch and Josh BUT HOWIE BLUSHING EATING THE SANDWICH. MY LIL HEART CANNOT TAKE IT

PrincessC123

Didn’t get the reference, I just thought he was allergic to nuts 😂

VelBelle

“To nourish you” had me cackling 🤣🤣🤣

VelBelle

Probably Sooch

L. Rueda

Our baby is salty 'cause he can't be loud with his boyfriend 😆

Jackson Maltese

Apparently rat poison tastes like cinnamon so he's lucky it wasn't French toast or something lol

Laura

Lolll the sooch legs at the end is me when I do something evil 😈 (I am also short asf unfortunately)

Eris Braddick

Not the bitter almond taste of cyanide

Eris Braddick

Same here i was like damn that joke my toxicology lecturer always said came in clutch