Episode 452 - Hot Nothing (Patreon)

In which Magneto is not full of mirth; nobody real or fictional likes Fabian Cortez; when you’re a speedster, every problem is a metaphorical nail; The Zealot makes some valid points; and when Quicksilver declares himself your conscience, it’s time to examine your life.

X-PLAINED:

• How Magneto got his powers back

• Morally ambiguous hair

• Genosha (more) (again)

• Magneto Rex #1-3

• Magneto vs. Conan

• Trish Tilby

• Omniscient narrative condemnation

• Magneto’s true archfoe

• Magistrates (more) (again)

• Mutates (more) (again)

• Dr. Alda Huxley

• Phillip Moreau (more) (again)

• Jenny Ransome (more) (again)

• Pipeline (Cormac Grimshaw)

• Teleportational nudity

• The Zealot

• Fabian Cortez (more) (again)

• Amelia Voght (more) (again)

• Several of Magneto’s on-again-off-again children

• The Bastille (but not that one)

• Mutant numbering

• When to use full frontal nudity in your comic

• The X-books we’re not covering

• The Amulet of Right vs the Sword of Might

NEXT EPISODE: X-Men ’97!