Episode 455 - Space, Geeks, and Galactus (Patreon)

In which Roadhouse is basically a Wolverine story; Spider-Man does crimes; space names are derivative; there are lots of good reasons to yell at Professor Xavier; the X-Men do Doctor Who; Galactus is not interested in your puny human feelings; Marrow gets a new look; the Skrulls need a crash course in UI; and we overthink bones.

X-PLAINED:

• The time the Skrulls did “A Piece of the Action”

• The trouble with benevolent dictatorships

• X-Men #89-90

• Uncanny X-Men #370

• A New York City that is not in fact New York City

• “Spider-Man”

• A ruse

• Faces

• Skrull problems

• Mar-Vell

• Adam Warlock

• Sass vs. joviality

• Skrull Cop City

• Disguises

• Nova (Frankie Raye)

• How Galactus eats planets

• Condiments

• Several melees

• Bone pubes

• Skrull UI

• Whether Moopsy could drink Wolverine’s bones

• X-Musicals

NEXT EPISODE: The return of Douglock!

The Roald Dahl short story whose title Jay couldn’t recall is “Beware of the Dog.”