470 - Large Adult Men (Patreon)

For some damn reason, Patreon STILL won't let me make link posts for our episodes, so here's the link.

In which Cable may or may not have been a spokesperson for AT&T; it’s impossible to draw a CD dramatically; Wolverine gets his adamantium back; Apocalypse says the thing; and we probably can’t keep putting off The Twelve forever.

X-PLAINED:

• One way to dispose of a corpse

• Cable #73-74

• Wolverine #

• Cable (more) (again)

• Poor font choice

• Sarcophagus nipples

• Caliban (more) (again)

• Impromptu tailoring

• A cliched vignette

• People talking on couches

• A compact disc

• Unpleasant reunions

• An impressive outfit

• Prior generations of horsemen of Apocalypse

• Wolverine (more) (again)

• How Wolverine ended up a horseman of Apocalypse

• Apocalypse’s aesthetic

• Wolverine vs. Hulk (yet again)

• Which version of Magik was on Krakoa

• An X-Men pitch in the style of Spidey and his Amazing Friends

NEXT EPISODE: The Twelve begins!