Episode 472 - Leave Room for Magneto (Patreon)

In which the Twelve should really be twelve chapters long; Archangel has issues; we continue to bemoan the absence of captions; the X-Men ditch their crossover event for a side quest; Magneto is Genosha’s official chaperone; and we would absolutely elect Emma Frost to a school board.

X-PLAINED:

• What Cable does next

• The event so far

• Wolverine #146-147

• Uncanny X-Men Annual 1999

• Whether the Shadow King is moist

• Why tiny cavemen can’t have nice things

• Numerous flashbacks and allusions

• Archangel’s third-stage evolution

• The Philharmonic Gets Dressed

• Abraham Kieros (again)

• Apocalypse as a self-help guru

• Fully nude Wolverine

• X-51 #8 (briefly)

• Fabian Cortez (more) (again)

• A miracle of magnetism

• Scomp linking

• A big fancy machine

• Exodus (more) (again)

• Mutants we’d like to see in public office

• The (theoretical) Essex administration

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