Episode 479 – Nancy Drew and the Secret of Carrion Cove (Patreon)

In which Genosha gets better and/or worse; Fabian Cortez is the Secretary of Betrayal; having an action figure of yourself is the path to immortality; and Hammer Bay sounds like a sex toy company.

X-PLAINED:

• Triathlon

• The Revolution relaunch and the six-month gap

• Magneto: Dark Seduction #1-4

• Erotic skyscrapers

• Magneto (again) (forever)

• X-Men Tijuana Bibles

• The Genoshan Cabinet

• Dark friendship with benefits

• Polaris’s newfound interest in heavy metal

• Magneto’s on-again, off-again children

• Carrion Cove

• Coloring symbolism and/or errors

• Spat and Grovel (kind of)

• Magneto’s ancestral f**k-ghost

• Socialism!

• Magneto’s mysterious mind-voice

• Neal Conan

• The Avengers of 2000

• Kirby Krackle

• Magneto’s smooth arc into villainy

• Bonking

• Human nature

• Rachel Summers in the Body Shoppe

• Our (lack of) coverage of solo comics

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