Episode 489 - The Eyepatch of Love (Patreon)

In which Pete Wisdom does his best Charles Xavier; Alastair Stuart has not aged well; San Francisco has monster problems; and there’s probably an alternate universe where Dr. Niles Roman fronts a metal band for toddlers.

X-PLAINED:

• The value of Pete Wisdom

• X-Force #102-105

• Revolution (more) (again)

• Counter X (more) (again)

• Flight

• Elf stuff

• Alastair Stuart (again)

• The eyepatch of love

• Science City 53

• Meatspore stormtroopers

• Project Cuckoo

• Dr. Niles Roman

• Tactics vs. Strategy

• Monster problems

• The Violence Machine

• The apparent death of Pete Wisdom

• What a good X-Force HQ needs

• The most X-treme possible lineup

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