Episode 411 - Tearaway Pants (Patreon)

In which we actually kind of like a Sabretooth story; we’re not asking for viscera, here; all pants on Earth-616 are tearaway pants; we’d like to see more Wolverine stories about bodily autonomy; Gambit’s hallucinations have hallucinations; and there are probably too many X-books.

X-PLAINED:

• Punch-clock villains
• Hydro-Man’s secret weakness
• 411
• ‘90s fashion
• X-Men Unlimited #17-18
• X-Men Unlimited vs. annuals
• A difficult casting decision
• Forge’s neutralizer gun
• Costume injuries
• Color symbolism? Kinda? I guess?
• Mrs. Hoo
• Saberine & Wolvertooth
• Warren Kenneth Worthington III vs. shirts
• How to dress for Earth-616
• Hot buttered whatever
• Boob foliage
• Clones
• Very tenacious blood stains
• The return of the Angry Claremontean Narrator
• Lots of hallucinations
• Oscar the Fixer
• Hydro-Man
• Redemption, symbolic and otherwise
• The evolution of Magneto’s name
• Our ideal X-line

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