Episode 428 - Naked in a Cake (Patreon)

In which you shouldn’t invite nazis to your wedding, there’s a lot of multiverse, Captain Britain and Meggan are pretty heteronormative but make it work, everybody forgot Feron, and the next husband will be Gatecrasher’s.

X-PLAINED:

• Captain Britain varieties
• The history of Brian Braddock and Meggan Puceanu, abridged
• Excalibur #124-125
• Mutants most likely to jump out of a cake
• The Crazy Gang (again)
• Meggan’s crush on Colossus
• Colossus’s guilt about Meggan’s crush on Colossus
• A surprise bridal shower
• The return of Captain UK
• Brian Braddock’s teetotaling techniques
• Mimic’s ever-changing facial hair
• Glorious, glorious chaos
• Poor, poor Feron
• Multiple awkward conversations
• The return of Widget and also everyone else
• Lightning Force (dammit)
• A lengthy but not exhaustive list of Captains Britain
• So many cameos
• …Seriously, so many cameos
• Dai Thomas’s anti-iron
• Shockingly healthy communication
• Bouquet brawls and garter gar-nage
• A bittersweet ending
• Nightcrawler’s best outfit
• The universe where the X-Men X-Plain Jay & Miles
• Our hypothetical post-finale Excalibur lineup

NEXT EPISODE: The return of X-Factor! Kind of!