Audio #53 - General Wacky's Friendly Cafe (Patreon)

12 minutes - 2 credits or $6 at https://gum.co/VLC-53

I have to say, this might be the most "Wacky" script that I've ever recorded for a Headmaster, but if you're in the mood for 12 minutes of odd-ball, campy, and theatrical sexual satire, this might be right up your alley!

This recording is about a 20-something perky waitress, named Stacey, at "General Wacky's Friendly Cafe," and her dealings with numerous customers in a single day and she goes from table to table. During most of the recording, her default mood is overly enthusiastic, like a "way too happy to be here" tour guide, or an overly excited kindergarten teacher.  She is however saying horribly humiliating, degrading and sexual things, which, for the most part, don't seem to phase her.

The author describes it as "a mix of humiliation porn and cutesy porn, in a parody of Hooters, TGI Fridays, and a little Starbucks. It's kind of funny...be advised!"  And he freely admitted that his tastes are a bit strange, but feels that it's a pretty good exaggeration of a relatable scenario... and I put my all into bringing his annoyingly perky and inappropriately happy waitress "Stacey" to life!

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