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Dear all beautiful single bachelors,

As a benefit of being apart of this amazing Patreon community, we at team MxR are extending to you an exclusive invitation to apply for the position of- Kai’s boyfriend.

She has been single for far too long (her entire life) and we as a cummunity have no shortage of simpletons who are ready to simp for Kai.

And lucky for you, it is actually extremely easy.  Just fill out this quick compatibility survey that should only take a few minutes of your valued time: https://forms.gle/uk4TUDoAfSzHBXSH7

We will then follow up with the most compatible people for Kai with an email.

Your responses to the e-mail and the surveys will be used to make a video that will be uploaded right here on Patreon.

The overall winner gets to go on a one-hour discord date with Kai!

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Th3 JimP

This post seems to be having some issues...

Ethan

This will be fun

Andres

Triple post lol

Desperado

This is to good to be true.

Reqular guy

The great boyfriend wars begin

[Hawaiian c]

Kai you approve? Or Jeannie put you up for this? Just asking lol

Szkoła Zioła

First thing I read was "And lucky for you, she is actually extremely easy." xD Fortunately my eyes deceived me. 🤣🤣🤣

Sylzar

One of the post seem to have been deleted lmao 🤣

Brandon Murphy

Well I'm not a white haired cat boy so that's me out of the running 🤣

Damon

Mxr just broke the internet lol

Tacocat11

I will morf into her off cat boi using the necranomicon if I have to

HEATHEN

Kai is beautiful and any guy would be lucky to have her date them. Just admire her as a fan of MXR. Her personality and morbid sense of humor are killer.

Reqular guy

Also funny as hell they used the spidergwen pic of her for this post lol

Svakhen

Kai, I am not filling out an application but I pray for you. May the best simpleton win.

nurama

Where do I buy cat ears? Or do I need to get Elon to genetically modify me?

[Hawaiian c]

I’m just going do it for fun “anything to cuddle with ein hehe “

Chris Fury

I adore Kai so much! <3 <3 <3 Going for the application now. *fingers crossed

David Mazer

I am Married which is the full stop on this for me. But also very much too old for this young lady. However good luck to you Kai.

AnhuraKatana

I doubt I will win but I made my application a but meme-ish for some good content 👍

hakuno-holic

didnt think the first place i put myself out in the world would be here. welp, cheers to you lucky crazy cool people that get a chance to have a 1 hour date with Kai!

Mitch Connor

Whosoever shall be deemed sponge-worthy? That is the question.

kamui003

Good luck Kai

Alice May

I'm guessing no girls allowed

DJ

This might end up being a hilarious episode. I might as well participate just to see where it leads 😂

Bacon Muffin

You're really just trying to find out if catbois actually exist out there, somewhere, aren't you?

Dennis Stout

Awww I'm too old for her (I would assume) 😄 Good look boys!

BK Photographer

There should be a video accompanying this

AJESPI520

I hope my email at least mentioned in the video lol I didn't see anywhere to put my name was I supposed to put my name? I just filled out email like it said ha ha ha

JE GAMING.

Ill be surprised if i get anything back tbh😅 god i hope i do, kai looks like shes a wonderful person, and is very cute😅

gusknip

Since the applicant's age isn't being asked, nobody is too old (even me!). ;-)

Cosmic Jefe

They should have a Bachelorette vid for her

Reaper2811

idc if I get rejected or win

Camiel.Melville .RandomCA

Looking forward to the vid. I can imagine the characters y'all would see. (˃̣̣̥▽˂̣̣̥)

Crazy Ole UA! 🫡🤙

Woah! Destiny is more than a video game. Some of the questions though haha. I mean how do you answer them without a debate! I sure hope Kai gets the best possible choice. May the most suitable man, win the heart of the most costumable woman.

GreenWolf2k

Haha, never thought I see something like this from you guys. I'd be funny if y'all created a video showing off Kai and all her qualities like those dating shows. Well I threw my name in goblet. Hope I get an email.

Chris Fury

Hardest question for me was if Return of the King is the best LotR movie. Kinda yes, but i love Fellowship more! But all of them are 5 out of 5 points.

James Utter

This is hilarious. Kai is amazing but as a sigma I don't care to be part of any lime light. Good luck to those who enter.

VoxelRabbit

this is probably mostly a joke contest... but imma shoot my shot because im lonely and any chance is a chance

MR

Kai is beautiful and fun and deserves a great boyfriend, I am unfortunately far too old for her... That said, I would crush her at video games... Just sayin'

St. Ebbs

Wait so now I have to check my email? Too much man, too much

Suhnik

You know what…it would be fun and very wholesome if this actually turned out to be successful for Kai and that someone. Good luck y’all!

deadbones

Two things, they used a great picture and one of the questions should have been a fill in the blank because asking if we played a game and if we will doesn't work in yes or no

Tim Vail

I didn't know what to put for why should she pick me over other people so I said we can roast Henry together.

Jeremy Stallings

Regardless of how this turns out, I realize I need to find someone to play Tales of Symphonia with me, dammit. Or any of the other ones that allowed couch co-op, including Star Ocean

Luxord

Look yall before you say something let me explain; i only followed them on YouTube, life happens so i fell behind on ALOT of videos and only recently joined here: SO i honestly thought they were a thing.. like a relationship of 3 lol

Avordai

Hopefully, Kai finds a good one

Nathan Barnes

What are you DOING? It'll be pandemonium out there! Chaos! Turmoil! Nerd boy riots in the streets! You could at least have warned us this was coming so we could stock up on bottled water and MREs.

tomf

Well this is hilarious, and I have filled out an application, which was a weird experience lol. But still, this is a great video idea, looking forward to what happens

Matthew Lutz

Disqualified by the 3rd word of the post. Feels bad man.

Haku Shiro

You need "idk" as possible answers, too.

Harold Heeres

This is gonna be interesting 🤔. Dunno if it’s real or just for laughs. Either way Kai really deserves someone who is good and compatible for her! She truly is a beautiful and funny woman, who deserves to have a boyfriend who treats her right!

ShakyWilliam

Already put in my app, wish me luck guys!

Carlos Rivera

If i wasn't an introvert i would fill it out, but unfortunately no thanks and besides I've never see lords of the rings beside memes

Pvt. Tenders

Put my ap in as well, lets see where this goes.

mrjkuhl

I threw my hat in the ring. I'm actually only a year older and grew up in the same area, so it'd be cool to finally meet these guys.

Lasagna Sux

Regardless of who wins, there's no way this won't be hilarious.

IrishBlackGuy

'cummunity ' ... interesting spelling

Elite cobra

I'm an introvert I filled it out.....I'm waiting to be on the internets.

Shawn

I hope mine gets picked to be in the video just for the joke I made.

TheFatedKing

Lol it'll be an awkward discord call for whomever gets it

patrick westdahl

Just gotta say love y'all definitely love Kai ❤️ but if never win I'm up here in Alaska lmao just been watching for years and hope y'all end up happy

Jaimeortiz

If one of us get picked how's is it gunna work exactly? Some of us live pretty far is it gunna be a long distance relationship?

Joe

Me win. You all lose.

Chris Fury

I was wishing for this since Kai's face reveal video was posted!

Hernandez

if i win or lose, i at least give it a change, good luck guys.

John Dent

damm if I were 40 years younger :)

Charles

Kai in that outfit as well...my gawd...done deal 😍😍

David J. Thompson

That's a "Spider-Gwen" outfit, right? It looks GREAT on Kai!

DeepChi

Really wish I could give some reasoning behind answers... though would really like a Kai Friend Application.

com3344

I think we can all agree regardless of who wins this coveted price this was definetly an experience

Serene

How old is she anyway? I know I'm older than she is but I don't know what the age gap would be. She may not be comfortable with it (obviously understandable).

Bauzakeruga

I would be curious to take the compatability test if I wasnt already taken. God speed simps :)

Aidan

As a single man myself I thought i might as well do the test even if it’s just to feed patroon content for us all to later watch

Erik Klopp

I submitted my application hoping to hear back soon

Dani72527

One of the questions was a little hard 2 answer 😅 like yes is no buuuuuuut no is yes

Kenneth Jenssen

I sent in my application even though I live in a different country. I think you are very cute and lovely Kai.

ZedtheObsidianCake49

It's a win-win. A discord "date" for the winner and content for those who lost.

Reigys

lol. Can't wait for this video. I imagine a bunch of funny responses and some overly serious ones

Jaber

im scared for kai (applied)

James Jacobs

I did it just to see what will happen

Chris Fury

Henry, you smart cheeky devil! You sure know how to bait us Kai simps! I live on the other side of the world (Austria) so i guess i'd be a bad choice, but i still had to try! 😅 I adore this little sweetie way too much to let this chance pass.

Steven Padilla Jr

Ok but the Spider Gwen outfit looks awesome though!

Nathaniel Tolbert

I hope that when Kai is ready that she finds someone who will treat them right and love them for the rest of their lives together. I am old now and this world was hard enough to find the love of my life and that was before all of the online things. I wish her and whomever she finds the best of luck making it in this world.

B1G17

I can't wait till they start reading these apps for the vid

Aron 24th

Well time for either A.Judgement day B.FBI interrogation question. C. Blind date. 🥺 Be gentle guys......❤️‍🔥

Zion The Lion

Kai is beautiful! And I hope she at least gets a dope friend out of this. I'm up on the positive end. It's solid content. Remember be funny fellas. Getting a real laugh gets the door open.

Duma Vadamee

I went for honestly over pecockery, hopefully that gives me bonus points in her book

Kn00bgamer42

OMG this could go so right, or so wrong in so many ways. Us Kai simps demand crowd votes! May the best weeb win!

TheImmortalSNIPER

Hard to stand out in this kind of thing, but hey, it could happen 😉

Zero

i sent one in as a just shoot your shot but now i wish i read this more carfully

Jacob

Can’t wait for the misinterpretation of my submission

Brian Shipley

I’m mad or sad. If Kia’s single there’s hope. Know all hope is lost. Unless I win.

Charles Nelson

I started the application, then I chickened out. :')

Constantine

Only one response to "Have you ever played Tales of Symphonia, if not, would you play it with me?" I never played I would like to play. No. Yes.

Alex DudeMeister

Guys, if you see this... **please don't read my submission email with my name in it!** Auto fill doxed me!! Please like so they see... I can't find a contact email for them ...

CreamPieKouhai

When I thought I was out, they pulled me back in. GG everyone.

KidTijid

I need to redo mine ;.;

suagulishus R

This is the first time joining the Patreon and it's slightly depressing that it's for this.

your dad

This is going to be interesting. And to be honest I have a feeling that I wont be getting picked. I have horrible luck.

Eric McIntyre

I know I am going to get roasted.

Tyler Purk

Oh I can't wait to see what this turns into lol

Wise Mizzer

I'll do it for fun. I highly doubt I'm her type even if i do win lmao

Alien Ghost 365

same here please dont read the submission email it is my goverment name and will dox me. glad your finally doing this idea its gonna be fun

Freeexpiredsalt

Please use my username. My email has my government name but I would still like to be in the video

NigeriaDarby

Who's getting roasted with me?😃😁😃😁

ThatBassistK

The memes from this will be legendary, lads and lasses.

zephyr

I Hope she finds someone nice, and I hope we all don’t get roasted to hard

corey becker

im gonna get roasted so hard probably

Eagan Rivers

Definitely getting Roasted can't wait to see the video

Agent CAW

I decided to fill it out for fun, but please know now that I'm already in a relationship

BlueMage Theneras

You know what, sure, I'll fill it out. If I win, Kai can spend the hour telling me all about FF14 if she wants, since I've never played it lol. No awkward silence needed, she can nerd out to her heart's content.

Glenn Swider

hope I join a humongous pile of rejects, that would bring a smile

hugo fernandez

i have added my name to the Goblet of Fire

Zodiak1787

I sent one in but now wish I read this more throughly oh well let’s see what happens

Airavice

Honestly, I feel a little guilty that this contest spurred me to actually help MxR on their Patreon. I should have done it months ago when I started getting the money.

ThawteWills

Ya'll, just have confidence that you may be chosen; don't be defeatist! I'm sure we all wanna see Kai happy too, best of luck to all of you!

MexicanTeddybear

Not expecting anything to come of mine, just can't wait for the video, gonna be so fun and also funny!

Johnny

I’m fascinated to see the resulting video. Just went for it honestly, but glad to be a small part of the content.

Nonashu

Why you gotta do Kai like that in the description.

David J. Thompson

Yeah, John...being a little part of the content just feels good.

Renee' De Leon

I have applied as well, the caveat being I am married but we would like to feed the three of you in Okinawa Japan. I'm a fan and my wife enjoys some of your vids. I'm a retired United States Marine so your content helped me through a lot. I do know some single young men, however they are all at minimum 6'5" and going to med school.

Boombox

I threw my hat in. Now I’m waiting to either get a laugh or an awkward(but fun) call

Chucklzz

This is hilarious! Application submitted! I hope you have a ton of fun with this Kai et al! <3

Zaenifer

I have contributed, can't wait for the video

Jason Rengel

I submitted. I just hope she has a good time. Good luck fellas.

Hamish Fox

Guys, guys, can't we just all agree to share her?

Cool_Reptile_Username

I am so nervous and excited after having thrown in my submission >.<

The Force

I can't tell if this is serious or an absolute shitpost, I'm assuming the latter so I look forward to potentially making a few people, Kai included, laugh with my application xD

Devon

If it's real I'm looking forward to the interviews 😁

Daftpunk67

I’m too awkward for these things so I’m not looking forward to it even though I filled it out

Blazin36

What is Kai’s sexuality

Blazin36

Poly or mono

Swiftwolfbeta

Well anyway, after this kai can brag about having hundreds of suitors sending in applications for her to pick and chose from.

Simbiat

"Have you ever played Tales of Symphonia, if not, would you play it with me?" probably should be split into 2 questions or have 3 answers. And "Would you adopt a dog or a cat with me?" could use a third answer "any" (or "both").

Incoo

Good luck fellas

Dezmu

Just summited my application, hope to hear from you soon.

Nickdwolf

This has to be a joke right. Kai doesn't seem like the kind of person who needs someone else's help to find someone to spend time with.

Stephen Talley

I’m taken but will appreciate Kai anyways. She’s awesome. Sorry Kai but hope you get a good one

ArthurEKing

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm married, I'd throw in an application. Not because of any other reason than I'd love to see their reaction to my responses, lol. I'm sure Kai will find a lovely person to be with, but this is unlikely to work. BUT I'd love to be proven wrong! Wishing you guys all the best ('cause you ARE the best!)

Manuel Nascimento

I picture in a Galadriel “dark Queen” moment: “ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!” ;)

Deadman

If not a partner I hope she at least gets a life long best friend

Christopher Hess

Honestly, i'd toss my application in but i'm not nearly delusional enough to believe Kai would be moving to Germany anytime soon xD

Bria

I know the post says bachelors and boyfriend, but figured I'd fill out as a woman since the Youtube video mentioned women for the chance at being a partner/girlfriend. Or alternatively simply friend to Kai as an alternative to explore life with and maybe become partner/girlfriend later if we both feel like it.

Chris Fury

It must be wonderful to get to know her! I'd have sooo many questions i would like to ask her! ^_^

maurice krenn

Done. 🤭 hope to get a reaction at least. ☺️

DeathDip

I've been watching MxR since I found the channels after my dad had a stroke in 2017. Full care and long nights. I was an Oblivion/FO4/Skyrim/ESO gamer from the beginning. That said, I want a lil bro that works with me, that, I will buy his full haired, gym membership, gamer ass mofo to have the opportunity to squirm if there is the slightest possibility he gets the slightest chance to have a Vmeet with Kai. They both are a catch. Probably just as shy. Here's to the fun! Be safe and be well.

Adam

Oh this is gonna end poorly…

Donald Jester

I wish that Jeannie was allowed to be done the same way. I would walk a mile and climb any mountain just to meet her. But I have no chance of either meeting the two most beautiful women in the world who are Kai or Jeannie, I have been a fan of both but I am 72 years old no chance of either. Love you both. Just a email from both of you and or just one would make my heart flutter with excitement so thank you very much for at least reading my comment, Kai your soul mate is out there waiting just be true to yourself and your heart will follow!!

VanHelsinator

I may have made a bad entry attempt at this, but I hope Kai finds genuine happiness from this 🙂

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

As only another old man in this world, I can only say. Don't waste a lot of time playing around with this kind of thing. If you do you might find yourselves in the same place I am in.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

My ex and I did not work at having a real good relationship. This has left us both now childless and alone. Think of those things that you may really want out of life. Do you want just friendship, or friendship, and love. As time goes by, it becomes harder, and harder to find that one true person for you in your life. Please don't any of you let too much time go by, before you look at each other, and cherish. Think not of what you might be missing

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Think instead of what you might miss if you don't have each other. Cherish each laugh, each smile, each cry, each lifting up, each letting down. For each of those things are what makes a relationship, or marriage. Such are the things, that you will miss, and regret. I know, boy! do I know.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I am almost old enough to be your grandfather. I graduated from high school almost twenty years before you were born. I have a little experience in this stuff. Henry, Jeannie, cling to each other like barnacles. For this world is not fair, nor kind. You need each other. Not just for your shows. You need each other for your best selves.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

Kai, I don't know you. However, my unsolicited advice to you is to open up your heart to the possibilities of real love from another person. Grab on to him, or her and go for it. Life is too short for you to waste time playing around true love, and not finding it. I live alone. I have no children, much less grandchildren. Neither my ex-wife nor I, have a vast hoard of true friends to our names. We are once again friends with each other. That however is cold comfort in our old age. Don't let this be your eventuality. Search with your open heart for that one true love, then hang on for dear life.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

I am not looking for a date, discord, or not. Just trying to give what little experience I have to you for your benefit. Don't waste time. There isn't enough of it to waste. By the time you are thirty years old you don't have a lot of time left to become a good parent. Every year that goes by is one more year that increases the chances of having a child with serious learning disabilities, health problems, or other issues.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

There is last but not least the problem of becoming old parents. You may not be thinking of this right now, but do you want to be in your fifties or worse, yet your sixties with children in high school?

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

By the way it's pronounced Edd art Yarrow Kash feel Just for your personal information.

BusterWolf

I'd be contempt if we can just play FFXIV or ToS together too.

Christopher Jones

Signed up...even if this is some kind of joke...I'd still love to play games. So consider mine to be legit...

Kabakugan

I would like to participate but I just want to thank them for their hard work and help so I'll just let someone else have the win who really wants to be with Kai (+ I'm not single). Good Luck everyone :)

Logan McCaffrey

I had already signed up yesterday, honestly I could use a great woman in my life

Chris Fury

If i am the lucky one who gets the date, i'll totally make the scene look like a candlelight dinner! Also good luck for all you guys and hopefully it will be a pleasant experience for Kai!

Micheal

Of course they had to do this 1 month after I got a girlfriend

Nino Pires Fortes

Never been much of a fan of these bf applications, I submitted knowing I won't succeed, I just did it for shits and giggles, still gave serious answers though

Nonashu

I actually filled out the application before watching the video and didn't realized the "date suggestion" was meant to be what we'd do for our edate and now can't change my answer.

Insanereactor

Seriously! why are you guys doing this? Content shortage? or just making Kai's life fascinating, probably in a crazy way....

Branden

Watch out boys, this man just filled out the application!

crackers

I know I'm not worthy of her attention but I'll die a humiliating death trying. I've been single for 10 years, it's rough out here. Starting to feel like I'm not meant for anyone.

UnCoolDre

Best of Luck I guess 👈(゚ヮ゚👈)

RICHARD

If I wasn't turning 57, I'd have already driven to Seattle and won her heart ;)

Simas Olb

Good luck boys, a chance to talk with Kai is on the line o7

Okaydanimite

24 and I think I might have a shot 🥴

Danmentia

Here goes nothing, lads. Ad victorem spolias!!

Christopher Jarrett

Well I did the thing my wife told to see what happens so why not

Zibeast

I feel a bit conflicted filling this out, but having also been single for my entire 29 years, I feel you XD

roger hamilton

If only i wasn't somewhat involved... and if i was a bit younger... i would very much be interested. i think Kai is amazing

The Commander

While I did fill it out, I don't expect anything, for multiple reasons.

Brian Nickerson

How old is Kai? Is she into older dudes like myself?🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Dragon Tamer

I hope Kai likes me back :) She is beautiful

Jeffry Basdeo

*closing eyes* & *crossing fingers*

Austin Faunce

I tried, i'm gonna fail, but I tried

Craig Hawke

Well the hawke has thrown his heart into the pot let see how it taste

Draw

❤️Sending some cringe your way.❤️

The Basement

I am ready to contribute for the sake of content. (Honestly plz tell me nobody expects to actually date Kai from this. This is a video idea, and a fun one so props to mxr)

OneTrue Halo

Anybody would honestly be lucky to be with her. I don't know what my odds are, but I'll shoot my shot.

Nathaniel Kitt

I'm too old for her anyway. If she's Jeannie and Henry's age, about 26+, then about 10 years. Otherwise, I would. No problem with anybody 25 and up, but most care about the gap rather than being adults. P.S. Just learned Henry may be 30. Now I see Jeannie is 30... I swear they were in their mid-20s. Is Kai also about 30? Fuck... should I do the application? Obviously it's for fun, but still...

Noah A Fritchen

That was a fun survey I wonder who the lucky guy will be

Solaris

This was enjoyable, good luck to all who filled it out

Mister_173_

Yeah, I know I already won, so there's really no point for y'all to finish it.

Dragon Talon TSi AWD

Otra vez mi futura. I am looking forward to it. I felt rushed I rewrote my application like 3 different times. Only the Lord can give an understanding wife.

Valcyrio

Already simping for Kai, not gonna apply tho cause I won't have a single chance

MegaWill

This is hilarious 🤣 can’t wait to see the video result.

MegaWill

How can Kai be single she still has her cat boy in ffxiv 🤣

Cj James

Would love to see a video of them going through the applications and reacting to them

DomBee

300th comment, sums up my chance with Kia 🤣😂

Sean Cottrell

Do I think I actually have a chance to win? No. Did I do it anyway for the content and the 1 in a million chance my application ends up in a funny video? Absolutely.

Chris Fury

So many shy guys here. Come on dudes just try it. The one who fight could lose, yes, but the one who did not fight has already lost!

Embrace

I sent one in, but may the best man win, literally

Tansi

Hahah, I don't think I want to risk to bore Kai for a full hour! Just going to sit back and watch the show ;-)

suntiger745

You are all presumably consenting adults in the MXR household (aside from Ein), but please look into some practical and legal stuff about stalkers if you're going to do this, as a preventative measure just in case. Ask some of your streamer friends on how to handle it as well, some of them has had to deal with stalkers iirc. Think of it as installing a fire alarm. Good to have it prepared should you need it.

PandaAlex

I’m taking this as MXR wants my personal information for a patron video and im okay with that

Jay Monroe (Fusion)

the nerd in me wants a post statistical analysis of all the answers with the chosen Kai date person's "correct" answer

yaboisec

Boy, I can't wait to be doxxed in MXR's future video.

Dustin Bailey

I want to enter but potentially subjecting Kai to my awkward pauses and demeanor seems like risking a cruel and unusual punishment for her. Not to mention I'm a paraplegic and 35.

Parbruek

Frankly, I'd find it pretty fun to hang out with people who volunteered to be boyfriend. Maybe we could make a discord group and game together or something?

Nico

gonna be honest i joined it for the fun of it but if she was to pick me i would strongly advise her to reroll first of i am in Belgium so time zone problems second of my english isn't zo good on the pronunciation part

Nico

also to the one who wins DONT FLASH YOUR GENETALS

mrbilltowers

I'm here to contribute to the content

Mike V

I was wrong. I have succumbed.

NonnoGhost17

I am married, can i still do the quiz?

BattleBladeWar

Honestly, this sounds like a great idea. XD Hopefully she gets a lot of responses! If nothing else it should make for a fun (if not awkward) video

Egger

This will be massive cringe, but at least it results in a somewhat funny future video, so there is that.

ZuperNEZ

I literally created a Patreon account just so I can enter.

OtaMike

Fellas, assuming Kai is around Jeannie's age (30). Do you guys think one can be too young to date Kai?

John Ruhland

I'd like to give huge props to Kai for going way outside her comfort zone. I still remember when she was just a faceless voice over Discord.

Josh

Signed up just for this. 😵

vǫrðr

I can’t wait for the vid bro😭💀🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Elevated Standards

They added "points" to the google form, so I'm guessing they will only look at applications that reach at least a minimum score that they have defined prior to announcing this.

Sennestro

This going to be a fun video to see what happens! Good luck to all the bachelors out there, haha!

Jack Boston

very fun idea for a video. filled it out. but im sure you got plenty of responses

xXwolfgangXx

I wish you all luck, and Kai luck as well with how many there are she might need it.

Tony B

I would fill it out but I already know I'm not worthy. <3

Lucifer Lux

I'm actually scared that I might have to go on a one-hour Discord date with Kai, even though the chance is extremely low. This is way outside my comfort zone, but I guess I have that in common with Kai.😅

Bobby T

I understand that this is all for the content, but on the tiny, miniscule, microscopic chance, I truthfully gave it my all since who knows. Maybe I can finally get a win in life hahaha. But man, the content here will be juicy. I can't wait for it. May the Panda Brigade provide us with yet more content to uplift our (my) life.

InfantileDisfunction

I filled one the form. I tried to make it funny for fun, now thinking back, it's probably just cringe.

Jake Bergmann

I filled one out for the content factor alone. It would be cool to win, but I hope I don’t since I am in a committed relationship. If I was single though, Kai would be amazing to call my gf

Meliodas4342

Has anyone gotten a follow up email yet?

Matthew Ferriter

Now if only I was not 20 years older than her lol.

Bryan D. Jonenson

Sent mine. REEEAAAALLYY hope I didnt typo de email LD. good luck everyone! good luck Kai!

Uridovitz Gaming

I know right she seems like such a nice person

Uridovitz Gaming

I really do hope they censor my email though

Uridovitz Gaming

the email I use my professional one so I prefer it not to be public

Chris Miller

Oh poor Kai, having to pick from this group of degenerates. LOL However, being as I am both married and old enough to be her dad, I will have to sit this one out.

Kaaras C

I agree that Kai seems really nice and I would be grateful to be Kai's bf, but as I live in NY, I doubt it would happen. But I filled one out anyways because who knows. For any fan reading this while the application is still on, I wish you good luck and hope the person she picks will make her happy. Have a nice day!!

Chris Fury

Just to get to know her must be so nice! 😊

JMonkey10

This is a fucking brilliant idea! Shame I find myself too repulsive to date anyone

Bryan

The sad moment you know you didn’t get picked cause you didn’t get a email :(

Phantom !

I think I would be better as friend then a boyfriend because I have little experience plus I live in a different state

OtaMike

I have been waiting for this specific moment, ever since they joked about this 2 years ago when they revealed Kai

Andrew W.K.

Guess I should start praying now! Would love nothing more than the chance to woo the wonderful Kai <3

HIEI

I'm not gonna get anything hehe with my luck 🙃 but why not?

Deadly-Game Love

Wait one of the questions on the application asked if you played a game if not would you play it with her but only give you one answer choice What if we played it and dont want to play with her Or if we didn't and would love to play the game with her

Hjalte Bruntse

I just want to show Kai my LoTR collection and my gollum impression, probably not gonna happen, but guess I can dream

Brian

Mommy Kai

DMC1648

Now that sounds like fun. I would love to toss my hat in the ring, but I'm just about old enough to be your dad. Hope you find some one.

Lonestr

Purely for content purposes I would imagine right ?

Jack Boston

with no intent to rush, i know these things can take time, but do you have a general timeline for how long applications will be open? just curious are we looking at a couple weeks, a couple months?

Etiennecool907

I wish her to find the one <3 and the question about tale of should be split in two question cause if I wanted to Say no I have not played IT but yes I would love to Play with ya. Anyway good luck!!

rin okumura

Idk if teasing the parasocials in the community is a good idea, content or not there are some things u dont f*ck with as a creator and i can imagine that some mentally ill f*ck will end up trying to stalk her like they did to so many other female creators...

Michael Simounet

Never ask a man to pick between tits or ass! Shame!

PZer01

ive done mine for the lulz xD

Chris Fury

Yeah tits and ass, both are nice. But i chose tits. I love them a bit more, especially a-cups 😘

James Smiley

I'm a 60 y/0ld married man but back in '79 I had a great time with a Cuban lady and some paper with 500 printed on it at the drive in. She had Kai's body and let's just say my Cuban friend left me with a type. I hope the kids are thinking this thru, there are some scary people out there and the last thing any of them needs is a stalker. The whole thing about running a contest to see who can be the one to win the chance to let Kai know they are alive seems very "High School" to me, but what do I know? I'm a 60y/old married man. Just wishing her the best.

Charles Nelson

Yolo, Always wanted to be in an MXR video, seems like a neat way to do so :)

Beataroo

My application is submitted and I’m prepared for the best/worst!

Matthew Clark

Does it matter that I used a different email than my Patreon email? Will I get filtered out?

Anthony Long

Just submitted my application, love you Kai.

Toothbrushboy

I sincerely hope this goes well for you Kai! Best of luck!

Jared Martin

Kai your amazing and def deserving of an awesome relationship. I know this is for content, but I do hope you find it somebody awesome. Somebody that can match the vibe LOL

Gavin Tanis

I’m actually gonna be shocked if this isn’t just a bit lmao

William Davey

I’m too old, not to mention I’m married. But I’ve had a crush on Kai for some time now. So I’m hoping Kai finds the right match for her dinner date. I am surprised that Kai doesn’t have a lot of guys chasing after her. Kai you are smart and good looking. Best of luck Kai.

Matt Leichty

Application submitted. May this endeavor create good content for the Krewsade, but more importantly may Kai find someone who is actually good for and to her should things go well!

AriaOnEdge

May the best candidate win I suppose XD. I bet too many of y'all are actually super quality people and it feels super stacked Q ^ Q

BxGStone

Summitted. Not optimistic but curious to see how the video turns out!

Invader_Zae

All your Editor are belong to me!

Dev

Kinda look forward to see the video of this, could be fun to see all the respons :D

CreamPieKouhai

Nothing to lose. But so much to gain. 🤞🤞

ZR

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Itzjaykay

LMAO, I signed up and then started learning editing to be useful, I know I won't get it but good luck to her. Good luck to whoever gets it

AmisitInVita

This Feels wrong. nothing against kai but its just seems weird

zt411

I see Mxr is trying hard to get a strike on Patreon as well

RegentWise

I'd be more than happy just to be referenced in a video to be honest 🤣

Verbon

How is that pray tell.

MMMMM

i think this is a fun idea

Andrew W.K.

just noticed how good Kai looks as SpiderGwen

Transmongold

I'm waiting my chance 😅🤭🤭🤭🤭

Chris Fury

I wonder if they are recording the video these days. I wish there would be a consolation price (of is it called booby price? ... hmmm boobie price :3) in which you get the chance to write with queen Kai!

Meliodas4342

Day 11 of waiting for the results of the bf application event. Rations are running thin, moral is low, hopes are high. The fate of the world is riding on this one decision. You can cut the tension in the air with a knife. Who will be the chosen one to live out our dreams? Only our queen can decide.

shawn forbes

I'm just here to beat Kai in brawlhalla and have a good time

MegaWill

We must remain strong my brothers 🤣

Asian_Raccoon

Day 12 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. (Please be me)

Bryan D. Jonenson

Ya’ll gotta calm down 😂 I feel some of you will go apeshit if you dont win. I wonder if those who lose get a participation trophy. Like an item Kai inserted into Tifa or something?

Jeffrey Chen

They haven't posted in 6 days. Are they banned again?

R3DR460N

I wonder if they would rank our applications

Asian_Raccoon

Day 13 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. At this point i just hope they are doing fine.

turtleblazer

My hopes were up now they be down 😔

Roach Prime

Did they get another strike on YouTube? It's been a week since the last vid and 2 1/2 weeks since the last Patreon vid. I hope all is well with them, but the lack of content is making being on a higher membership tier harder and harder to justify.

Curtis Yee

Kai looks awesome in that picture.

War Demon

I entered in for the lols but it looks like some of y'all are...

Ishy4Shizzy

I swear, I just keep coming back for that shot of Kai in costume. Damn.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 15 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

アルネズ

I really hope someone put the lyrics to Piña Colada in the last question of the survey haha I wish I would have xD "If you like piña coladas And gettin' caught in the rain If you're not into yoga If you have half a brain If you like makin' love at midnight In the dunes on the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for Write to me and escape"

Cu-sith

Iva always wanted white or silver hair. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Donald Jester

When is this going to happen. People are getting impatient and the pressure is building. It’s been since July 9th. This is not like you Henry, Jeannie, and Kia. Let all of us know at least a post through Patreon or a email.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 16 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Take your times guys, this is something important for Kai so take your time we can wait.

Stephen Knight

Well when do I find out that me and Kai are engaged?

Bryan D. Jonenson

I cant wait to get an email invitation to "the thirsty games". Where 10 of us will have to fight to the death for Kai's attention. Kai just sits there on a throne looking down like "Only the driest of you will get my attention" as we beat each other up to death with product placement adult toys

Asian_Raccoon

Day 17 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Need to find that SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Mr. Krab open the Krappy Patty 24/7.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 18 or waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Does anyone know the title of the one SpongeBob SquarePants episode?

Elevated Standards

You guys know this is for content... Right? just checking.

Some Dead Guy

Wow that suit is cool as sh* - ct.

Dragon Talon TSi AWD

I can't count the days I've been waiting for word to pass... The suspense!!!

Asian_Raccoon

Yall already know what's going one. Day 19 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Dragon Tamer

19 days of waiting. What's a little more...?

shawn frady

I basically self roasted I have no shot anyway

Asian_Raccoon

Day 20 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application. We have reach a milestone Boyz. Keep it going.

Dragon Talon TSi AWD

Still waiting... Holding my breath turning blue over here lol

Alex Leo

Just signed up and submitted. Wonder if I'm too late.

Rayshawn Cooper

@kai If your having trouble choosing, maybe consider a 1 hour video with a few of your favorite applications. Could help you make up your mind and create more content for the channel. I'll gladly be your first victim.

Tonyy Payne

Hope she likes Leo's 🦁

Asian_Raccoon

Day 21 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. This is important, so take your time Kai

Bryan D. Jonenson

Theres a couple things that I do after a long day’s work. Some habits, if you will. I take a shower, cook, eat, check to see if Kai’s secretary sent me an appointment for the boyfriend job. Simple stuff really.

Asian_Raccoon

They posted a video boys, not the Kai Boyfriend Application video but a video. It's the return of the King and Queen. And of course the goddess Kai

Asian_Raccoon

Day 22 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Damian Sanchez

Tbh I’ve been checking me email none stop just waiting

Chris Fury

still nothing new from Kai? - going back to meditation

Asian_Raccoon

Day 23 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Can we reach 30 days?

pags_r1a

Halloween, thanksgiving, and Christmas is slowly coming around the corner so if kai is trying to have matching Halloween costumes, meet the parents, and exchange Christmas gifts hopefully she gets matched up soon

Bryan D. Jonenson

Given the situation with youtube, I think it’s best to respect and give them time. Kai, you’re still a queen. Keep living your truth. Love you guys. I’ll still be here to comment while patiently waiting for Kai to reach out whenever ;)

Christopher Pappin

Looking forward to this id have applied but I'm too old for her

John Smith

I mean I'm not really looking for a girlfriend, I'd be down to appear in a podcast or something.

JJ

Poor Kai, used as bait.

SVick

Imagine, not only is your paycheck late, but it coincides with a renewal payment and then the next day their YT is gone. I was sooooo confused and I’m sad for MXR.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 24 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

David J. Thompson

Looking forward to finding out who is the lucky guy picked for Kai!

Neil Tan

I like Kai personality... could make a good gf :)

Luke Lam

I like Kai for her weird personality but i couldn’t apply bc im already married.

KevlarHorse

Would waifu in a heartbeat .... but I am old :(

Asian_Raccoon

Day 25 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Wonder if Kai is still with them now that YT is gone. We support you guys always

JC Y

Am I too late to apply? I see others are waiting 😭

Caveman

It's a long shot, but a guy can dream and hope

Bryan D. Jonenson

While I may have broken my arm at work, I still have a spare to check on Kai’s heart space filler. If need be, I will lie and say I was wrestling two bears and a panda that got roped into the skirmish

Christian Patriot

I tried but I wasn't good enough. I'm honestly not surprised nor do I blame them. I hope Kai found a good man she so deserves.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 26 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Almost missed it, was on a trip with friends.

Jon

I can't help but get a big gulp (as I call it) down my throat when I see Kai in that Spider outfit......Kai, you're just so hot! LOL! I am not applying to be a possible boyfriend for a reason. I have a wonderful girlfriend/ladyfriend and don't want to mess it up (and other reasons I won't discuss). Know that I am rooting for you and wishing you much happiness and success!

Josh

Waiting on my soulmate Kai to pick me.

CandyKohai (edited)

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2026-09-08 08:00 Considering this was gonna be made into a video and the YouTube ban, is this canceled?..
2024-08-05 12:07

Bryan D. Jonenson

I sit here, pretentiously sipping on wine (that i dont even drink) glancing over at my emails ever so often. I do so pretending I dont care about it, so that it goes faster. Not unlike playing playstation 2 once you turn on the console, where you pretend to not care so the game loads in correctly.

Asian_Raccoon

Keep getting close calls, but day 27 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 28 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Whitewolf6001

lol, you know, I didn't think of this till now.. I know it says "boy"friend app, but i kind of wonder if any ladies applied?? and if so, what Kai"s response would be. just a feeling, but I don't think she would be completely against the idea.

Asian_Raccoon

Sorry everyone, I didn't update yall on the counter yesterday, but it was day 29 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Now it is day 30 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. I am not losing hope.

Eron

I've been busy with work, and health related stuff that I'm a month late to submitting an application

Bryan D. Jonenson

To be fair, it would’ve been concerning if Kai had selected an applicant on the first day. It means the girl knows what she wants and isn’t desperate for anyone to *nudge nudge, wink wink, snap snap, whistle whistle* you know? …but that could also just be me playing poker with my feelings, who knows?

Asian_Raccoon

Day 31 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Going strong bois, 💪 😌.

SomethingorOther

I dont want to apply but i do think Kai is very kawaii

Fearmatiics FEAR

I would but I'm pretty sure it's full lol. Even if I tried. How lucky could I even get??? You guys are better than me

Martin

Makes me curious what age Kai is 🤔

Asian_Raccoon

Day 32 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Andrew Pugh

poly but can't wait to see how this turns out. best of luck to you Kai, love ya and love seeing you in videos.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 33 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Bryan D. Jonenson

It could be that Kai is marinating the anticipation. The victory will taste like the first pizza you ever ate, im sure.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 34 and day 35 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. The days are blending into each other brothers, I need reinforcement.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 36 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. And thank you everyone for y9ur support.

Grimm

I remember applying, and specifying it was just a friend request, but honestly have no memory of what the hell I wrote. Kai seems like cool people to hang with.

Kamikadzegga

If I get a green card I could think about it xD

Bryan D. Jonenson

I dont remember what I wrote on my application, it was a decade ago. I could be a totally different person. Am I even me?? All I carry in the memories of so long ago, are the words “Kai”, “hope” and “Alliance” for some reason…

Asian_Raccoon

Day 37 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. Wonder how's our Lord Immersion, Lady Panda, and Lady Kai is doing. I know what youtube did to them was dirty just wondering how they are doing right now.

Cyber

I figured why not, part of it is for the memes, part of it that Kai's nice, so it's a win win.

Duy ngo

sure the search wont be too long, weird cute nerdy girls are high in demand nowadays ^.^

R Y

Shucks, I think the winner will have a great time as Kai seems like a bag of chips and all that. Sadly, I have to decline the application and sit on the sidelines and be jealous of whoever wins that date.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 38 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Bryan D. Jonenson

I feel the wait has made some guys here settle. They’re going “just to be nominated would be a privilege”. You shut that nonsense! Behave like a king! Get your confidence up. You kick open every door you walk through and be a presence! Just looking out for yall. Stay sexy, my friends.

Asian_Raccoon

Day 39 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Mathieu

Sent my bottle in the water. It was honestly fun; and who the hell knows :)

hentAI

Yo I’ll do Kai if you want

Asian_Raccoon

Day 40 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result. We got the word form our Lord. But to seat everyone. Next video is the result.

jeff

does she like dad bod asain/mix, bluecollar. gamer guys ? lol

Chris Fury

When do you think the video will drop? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow? Or even today? *goosebumps

Neil Tan

Kai seems fun...

Asian_Raccoon

Day 42 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

D.M.Chu

Wait what? Am I late to the party? Is this still open? LOL

Asian_Raccoon

Day 43 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Bryan D. Jonenson

I think this comment section is Kai’s new pass time. She takes some cereal, pours the milk in and sits to read and laugh as days pass. Hi kai 😂

Asian_Raccoon

Day 44 of waiting for Kai Boyfriend Application result.

Hollow_Fang

I wonder where this went? I don't recall any video follow up

leland

based on this pic, she's just dating all the guys who applied who she kind of liked, which should be about 100, give her some time

Cu-sith

I applied for shots and giggles just do not make it a giggle then shit scenario.

Richard Ascoy

Damn im super late to this, whatever happened to this? lol

Kenneth Jenssen

I hope Kai found her dream boyfriend. On that note, I paid extra for content with Kai, but the last one with Kai is this one.