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DOG RUBS UP ON WOMAN'S FACE (Patreon)

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2025-02-14 16:51:33
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Larry Hockemeyer

You 2 are going to meet Jesus face to face one day. The Bible IS the ONLY way because it points to Jesus who is the only buffer you have from God’s wrath. Your disrespect of God's Word shows you to be a goat,.

SXD
>>164712819

You yap all that and STILL pay them money to watch their videos. I think you should take your own advice and gtfo if you "DoNt WaNNa iNcUr GoD's WraTH"

Crazy Ole UA! 🫡🤙

Ehem 🤓 The measurement for ejaculatory trajectories is primarily determined by solidity of specimen and amount of pressure applied. My professor once made the statement, "A water gun and an actual gun are simliar tools. However one uses a small explosion and a heavy payload to impact a specific area up to nearly five miles and the other can barely reach the face directly in front of you.

Tony Bailey

Yeah!! Maybe YOU TWO are within cumshot 😉🤣 jk

Da Ninja

As loath as I am to point this out, there are probably more degens that would like the diaper commercial midroll ad in a spicy video than Olive Garden. On a somewhat related note the fact that baby diapers was front of Jeannie's quiet mind does hint at an upcoming Panda princess/prince.

Tansi
>>164712819

Statements like that nicely confirm that atheism is the way.

Robert E Collier

Wonder if Lord and Lady Panda will make a tik tok

Chadwick

What is the hyenas distance?????

Chadwick

Hey mxr don’t be afraid to show your Obama loving atheism more. Im right there with ya. Cheers

Chadwick

CUM AT ME BRO!!!!!

Luis Garcia

So 9:08 he's just letting us know that Jeannie got that wet wet? 😂

Doug Hill

For someone in the "splash zone," I don't see you wearing a swimsuit.

MichaelRes

I'm ashamed I ran to the comments.

Inertial Torque

Mighty bold of them to assume no one is already masturbating to Olive Garden commercials.

Ra's Nazgûl

I was kind of scared where this video would be heading by the title.

Artur Żmieńko

If Kim is square the you really need to check google images of guy named Krzysztof Rutkowski

Z4n3

C-shot distance can be up to like; 8-12M

Z4n3
>>164756458

In his defence, as he correctly pointed out: it varies a lot depending on circumstantial factors: diet, hydration, fatigue, sleepcycle, how the rythm hits, etc.

Balázs Samu

The hamster story is almost exactly what happened to my sister's hamsters a long time ago. They were supposed to be siblings, they made babies and then the female unalived all of them and his bro. We released it in the wilds after that...

Dr.Remger

If we assume an average velocity of 25 mph (×1.6 = 40 km/h ≈ 1.11 m/s), a launch angle θ of ~70°, and a launch height h(0)=dick hight of 1 m, we can use the formula for a projectile's trajectory. We calculate t(max) = v(0y)/g ≈ 0.107 s to reach maximum altitude, h(max) = h + v²(0y)/2g ≈ 1.056 m. Using the free-fall equation, √[2h(max)/g] ≈ 0.464 s + t(max) ≈ 0.571 s is the total air time. Finally, v(0x) × t(total) gives us a total distance of ≈0.217 m or 8.54 inches of cumshot range assuming no wind resistance or external impulses

Daniyel Ortiz

best was maybe 7 feet. we were goin at it and she didnt want it in, so i pulled out and it hit her in the back of the head. as in she felt the impact (her words, not mine. and yes she was pissed it was in her hair). so she drops her head and the second shot hit the wall maybe a foot or more past her head.

DJ

Mine is about a foot distance depending on how much I am into it

Josh L

now dont quote me on this but I think I heard 3 meters minimum for longest distance was mentioned in a certain podcast

Vulcan

40ft, take it or leave it

Trint

Your link is no longer working. Finally got time to watch your video and it saying it doesn't exist

Trint

All their videos is not working and this is the only one I can post with chat. Anyone else having trouble as well??

blkhwk

Record is Probly 4.5 feet. When I was a teen.

Rael

Hit the ceiling once, so maybe like 5-7 feet. Jk I don't know.

Meliodas4342

Had a friend who would brag about hitting the ceiling. Not sure if its true tho

R Draken

I slept with 1 of my arms extended and was unable to move. When I opened my eyes the dog (Irish wolfhound/Black Labrador) was there using my arm as a pillow. She in fact wanted a hug.

M'aik Andrejson

Hi Jeannie! I've cleared my shoulder a few times.Usually just past my bellybutton though.

James Utter

Lmao this was great. Keep up the good work fam.

Kenny Berglund

Cumshot distance varies, on avg here is across the room onto the damn wall

C K

Zero, it just oozes out like a like tube of toothpaste.

Bob

Distance is from the window to the wall, till the sweat drop down my balls.

Vladek XXV

Some of the animal stuff is just sad and disturbing like the hamster story. I guess I should've known to skip this one when they said some would be cursed stuff.

Cpdesign22

I now have the cum shot distance comment waiting to go when I know the next person to say "you're weird" will be a family member.

vis

Don't have the time to pull out a tape measure when post-nut clarity hits and I gotta wipe down the bus seat, smh.

Ivan Ryzhov

Jesus Christ is there anyone here who isn't thinking about cum shots?

MoreShmeatThanaButcher

GLAD YOU ASKED: I think my record is 3 feet. I was saving for a while and i was 20 at the time.

Owen Tate

Too late, Jeannie, I'm a dribbler.

SirSpinoza

4 feet. But that’s if I go a week with out. Otherwise, like a 18”.

Magnus Hjort

I also get assaulted when i lay down.

Donnerwamp

Sorry Jeannie, but... Record was 8 meters, but also out of a second story window. We were wild boys back then...

Fonzie!

I've been happy to have been just outside of cumshot distance of Henry today again

James Jablonsky

We were def within squiring range but not cumshot slinging range

Kiriyu300

"Right before the Hyenas come" hit a little different after that ending🤣

Alejandro Solis

I would say a good 16 ins away is my range of cum

Donnerwamp
>>164934768

School trip, foreign country (kroatia, to be exact) and a bunch of alcohol. Imagine spring break, but tamer (not tame!) and with teachers on the trip.

Decay Media

I feel like I need to hydrate more after reading some answers. Lol

Reqular guy

Oh lord they're actually talking cum shot distance in the comments lol

Vicary

clickbait

Andrew Webster

Every time, I'm thinking, "Well, this is going to be dumb..." And Jeannie and Henry never disappoint! (Apparently, I like dumb stuff!)

Sandman

1,5 Meter

Severus Snape

The world cumshot record is currently 18 ft 9 inches so watch out Henry. Even if you think you're safe you're not. I mean I've beat that(pun intended) but masturbating out of a plane doesn't count I think. They wouldn't take 10,000 ft as a submission.

Car

6 feet

Kindoramns

That person with 15Pb of storage, that drive is already roughly 25% consumed based on the bar and the image cropping, meaning the drive is actually 20Pb...

Seabass

I can cum on my face when I'm jerking off laying down. When I was younger I learned to control my ejaculation like they do in porn.

Dangnabbit

4 feet in my 20s. About a foot or more now.

Sayance

Dogs learn from their owners. Henry: Ein's first instict is to ram his tongue down your throat. Poor Jeannie.

Justin Arrington

At almost 50, about 20 to 30 inches. About 7-10 ropes. Just thought you should know.

Tacocat11

I'll make sure to get an extra long shot my Lord 🫡

Cory Wipke

What's cumshot distance? I recall the vid of a tattoo artist attempting to work on a chick's Garden of Eden. She gets excited and sprays him in the chest moving him backwards. He tries again and again and gets the same.

William Thornton

A really aroused woman can out cum shot any man

ClemCa

About the pillow, it says "oishiisou" which essentially means "it's tasty", so the pillow's face is meant to represent someone who just ate something tasty.