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She Thought She Won (Patreon)

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2025-03-22 20:00:52
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2026-06
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Isidorn

When did they update the banner at the top of page? Can't remember seeing Kai there before. A surprise, but a welcome one.

Joseph Ostby

This was a bright point in my week. Thanks for the videos. Well worth the monthly. :)

marc dennis

I have drank breast milk straight from the breast.

Spartan 117

We love and appreciate you too ❤️❤️

TreeAnt69

If you run as a woman is sitting on you…shame…😁

Doug Hill

There is one way to make freezing time not perverted. Become the world's top assassin.

Cackles

Anyone who's had a pregnant wife knows what breast milk smells like. I had no fetish over it beforehand and it is an absolute turn-off now. No, I didn't try it.

Chris Nguyen

I went down a rabbit hole about the time freezing. Like super speed gets to be like almost freezing time, but mostly- you're forever living with everyone and everything being painfully slow to you which sounds like torture. There's the whole you're so fast you can time travel so what about time travel? Fiction has taught us you don't mess with time or you'll be like Ashton Kutcher in butterfly effect and unborn yourself. Loophole tho- time freezing will seem like super speed. Downside but negligible - your perception of time is the same, whether you actually time travel or freeze time. To rest of everything - you'll age faster. You can optimize your experience and skill, but you'll still age faster whether physically or mentally. Actually speeding up time or experiences seem to result in regret or mistakes so stopping or slowing seems better in the larger scheme of the things. Ok rabbit hole rant over lol.

RICHARD

Henry, when Jeannie is having a nightmare, you don't hit her, you hit it. ;)

MoreShmeatThanaButcher

If susu really thinks men are cowards, then she wouldn't mind giving me her address. But she never will, because she's projecting. She's the real coward. I AM DEDICATED TO THE SMASH.

The Dude
>>168611082

For someone who is always late, like me, freezing time would be awesome. It should have a limit though. Like 10 minutes at a time with a cooldown period. And/or an area of effect.

Terence Tay

no one really mentioned it, but the woman with the saw face, the story behind it is really really fucked

Jeff Novak

What if Jeannie's nightmare is that she's being smothered, and then she's awaken to being smothered by puppies?

Yhoko (edited)

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2026-09-08 08:00 Usually there are 2 poles on stage. One spins, one doesn't. Notice when they switch the pole inbetween performances.
2025-03-23 11:47

Kenneth Mitchell
>>168609900

I tried it when my first daughter was born—partially out of curiosity and partially because I wanted to gross out the squeamish wife. It was nothing special and I’ve never felt compelled to try it again. It might be good in coffee though…definitely not in tea.

Kenneth Mitchell

The choice of superpowers may change as you get older. I would use freezing time to stop an accident and removing occupants before impact, stopping a violent altercation, etc. I would use X-ray vision to work with archaeologists to examine ruins and other sites of interest. When I think of flying now, I think about catching a drone in the grill and falling to my death.

Electric paisy

I had the same reaction when I found out about the stripper poles and I do get word reactions when I tell people how mind blowing that fact is

Tony Bailey

Aww another super cute Jeannie outro! Woop! 🥰 Doing all that PR work! Lol oooo can't wait for next vid now! A drinking game? Or vlog?

Kreezxil

4:30 Jeanie was only worried about the 14 iPad's there's hope for Henry yet!

Cruz Banda

Truth be told I would drink the extra breast milk from my now ex-wife. It was very sweet like candy. She would pump most of it for my kids but she made a lot soooo I was curious. Very good milk. 👍🏼 😁

Tender Dazzle

17:07 you know someone clipped this Henry for the hand actions you preformed 🤣

Owen Tate

I'll take any superpower. I could make it work.

Eddart Jarrow Kashveel

"Aw Jeez, yoose guys are a bunch of prevoits talking about drinking a muthers boob milk. Shaddup yoose stupid meathead. I don't wanna hear it." Archie said to his son in law.

david hilton

Don't know if he was a boob or ass man, but he did seem to like washing feet.

Kiriyu300

That reminded me of Susu saying "TIC TOC, TIME TO FUCK" 🤣

Josman Ruiz Lorenzo

@9:30, Don't forget about speedsters y'all. Time Stop and being able to move a relativistic speed with no downsides goes hand in hand. 🥲

Unaffected Covid

12:14 Was I the only one waiting for Jeannie to sing "Dig A Tunnel" during this scene?? 😳

Jeff

100% when she get pregnant henry is having a taste. No doubt in my mind

Tacocat11

I requeste more racoons please

Adam Brillo

@8:36 Alan Ritchson who portrays Jack Reacher in the "Reacher" tv series is 240lbs and pretty much pure muscle. Dwayne Johnson is also 200+ lbs.

Kemarion Williams (edited)

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2026-09-08 08:00 You need to play HellTaker two part listen to life advice
2025-03-24 17:48

Severus Snape

7:24 You're asking what age but I promise there's at least 100 people here watching this in a Hogwarts house themed bedroom surrounded by Harry Potter Funko Pops. You like what you like and we don't judge.

DMC1648

Walk into a bank......

Landon92

Is there a new PO box ?

Blake Miley

Been seeing MXR clips on yt is that you're guys channel?

James Smiley

4:45 Leonard woke the guy up because he didn't want to burn to death. If Leonard could open the door himself Leonard would be looking for a new owner.

anthony

I accidentally drunk my stepmother's breast milk. She had it pumped out into a gallon jug. It said whole milk and put it in the fridge. It was thick a bit sweet and still tasted strange.

Concerned Guy

What color is the baby... Truly a comment from a fascist Ruzzian suporter. 💩🤦‍♂️

Kris F

Weird i got this same vid twice in email but with different pics and titles

Tim the Asian

Look if you can freeze time you can save a lot of lives. Dude trying to rob you like ha ha, jokes on you, Imma take that gun and that wallet too. Lol =op

HubertNNN

About starving to get a house: I did some math, and with current inflation even if I used my entire salary I will never be able to buy a house (even smallest apartment available on the market), inflation will keep eating my savings faster than I am adding to the pool.

Kabasue

I had milk from the tap........ it was different

hwalr96

jeannie: most men are cowards. you say you want someone to sit on your face, but when the time comes, you'll run henry (after the video): well, let's put that to the test then

William Thornton

The man from 1819 with 14 kids can afford them because he can put them to work in the factory's, No child labor laws yet

William Thornton

And yes, he wins with her breast milk it's also kind of sweet

James Utter

Another great video. FYI, tho I could be wrong. At 6:20, that woman was a korean model/actress. A jealous person, the Dr of her surgery, filled her face with cooking oil/something other than botox. The result was permanent disfigurement.

CynicalNorth

I'd pick stop time. I could stop time and sleep, and then start it again when I woke up, and then everyone can stop bitching at my depressed ass for having a fucked sleeping pattern. Nobody disturbs my sleep, I get to still do stuff outside of work hours, perfection. And if it gets too much? Perfect thief power. What you gonna do with flight? Get a fucking ball off the roof? Nah mate. Extra sleep.

Khan Krum

The Bible said Christ loves all of us equally. So both.

Khan Krum

Henry, if you pay enough money at a strip club they will pull you on stage.

Julius Boone

Me responding to the coffee creamer note, "My compliments to the chef".

Anthony Barker

I have to disagree with SuSu. Any "man" who refuses or runs away from a genuine offer of a SuSu facesit is getting signed up for a complimentary castration paid for buy the MGA (Mens guild of America), a subsidiary of the Men's Brotherhood...

Raimo Geisel

18:05 wtf? like the baby is going: "mom, can i have korean tonight for dinner?" lol

schwift

The Chinese lady is WEEE WOOO!

David J. Thompson

Drinking breast milk? Yes...it's quite sweet. Letting a woman "sit" on me? Yes...it was okay.